I think I had Ebola....

[DivinerSage]

LOL yesterday I ate some "sour" tasteing chips and hot sauce and then I got so violently ill I couldnt tell which way was up or down. It was one of those illnesses than I think chips and hot suce are ruined for me for a very long time.

[ilia]

lol. Ebola never starts affecting immediately. The first symptom is usually after 12 - 24 hours after infection. You are sick, thinking its cold. Next day, you are even more sick. You have a huge headache. The day after that, you throw up and shit blood. Then, you become unconscious, as the disease is slowly eating you from the inside, turning your organs into avocado salad.

hf :P

[DivinerSage]

ilia how uncanny thats whats happening right now................. wait let me check.............. yup that isnt feces its blood alright.

wow my skin tears like wet tissue. My eyes are like the yolk of an egg. Now im gonna go spit and sweat on every cop I see..............

[ilia]

You know your in trouble when you start throwing up/shitting blood together with the excrements.

Divi = live experiment.


"Sudden onset of fever and malaise, with extreme prostration and weight loss. Subsequent symptoms include: sore throat, chest pain, abdominal pain, skin rash, and diarrhea. The patient's blood fails to clot, and patients may begin to bleed from needle/injection sites as well as into the skin and stomach, intestines, and other internal organs. Excessive effusions from internal organs occurs, followed by pulmonary interstitial edema and renal dysfunction. Some patients become jaundiced. About 15% of patients experience hiccups when infected with Ebola Zaire; 38% develop bleeding. Within 7 to 10 days, patients who will survive begin to recover. Recovery can take 5 weeks or more, and is marked by prostration, weight loss, and amnesia for the period of acute illness.

Patients who are at greatest risk of dying experience diffuse or extensive hemorrhage into the skin, mucous membranes, and internal organs, including the cavities of the stomach and intestines. Swelling of the spleen, lymph nodes, kidneys, and brain occurs. In addition, there is usually evidence of interstitial pneumonia and sometimes of pancreatitis and inflammation in the eyes. By the end of the first week of acute symptoms, the patient can bleed freely from the eyes, ears, and nose. Patients begin to vomit a black "sludge" of blood and disintegrated internal organs. Capillary leakage results in vascular collapse. Patients experience coma and convulsions, followed by respiratory distress, and finally death"

Didn't I just make your day? :google:

[Justice]

:thumbdown


Sucks, dude.

At least you know this now, for the future -- always stick to foods that you know won't make your stomach regret it.

Ebola ... man.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[vacio]

Umm, go see a doctor. Please.

[laserflip]

you dont have ebola nubtard ;) you just have a bad case of ghonoherpasyphillys.

[Karmashock]

that sucks... I had the red death two weeks ago... good thing I'm mostly immune... :D

[Justice]

Laser.

Care to explain to us what "ghonoherpasyphillys" is?


cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[vacio]

ghonorea, syphillys, and herpes