How to speak in bullcrap!

[mUle]

How to speak in bullcrap, (http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=271445) this made me laugh and it reminded me of psy... let me give you a quote:

"Instead of a common phrase like "I think", use "My psyche hereby, with finality and the greatest of determinations, conjecture to he whose audience my humble writing is beholden""

:lol: priceless

[RazielDemon]

"GRAMMAR IS YOUR ENEMY

That's right. Grammar is your enemy. Why? Because grammar is restrictive. It stops you from writing 60 line sentences. It stops you from certain creative manipulations of really complicated phrases."


What a bored clever person will do on a wet sunday afternoon....

[mOle]

Remember to always make everything seem extreme. Use buzzwords like "Until the end of time", "The doomsday of human civilization", and "the death of all thought and rhyme", even if you're describing something as remote and trivial as slipping in your bathtub last night.

lololol