WHo the fuck thinks this is true

[Fragman]

†-=|FragMan|=-† says:
okok you win
ÑêßüLàÐï§tÓrTîÖñ says:
yes
ÑêßüLàÐï§tÓrTîÖñ says:
b/c girlz always beat boyz
†-=|FragMan|=-† says:
wtf

[Justice]

Neb is seriously fucked up like that.

It really depends on the girl. You can't say "always," because that implies that girls will beat boys 100% of the time ... look at all the dead girls with holes in their chests after the boys fire a gun into them ... did the "girl" "beat" the "boy" that time?

So ... anyways, my joke.

What do you need to tell a girl with 2 black eyes?














































Nothing, you already told her twice.

cheers, and
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[Weavern]

Beat isnt the right wording, they win because where would we be without them? Extinct...

[DrunkenUno]

girls DO always win.

Thats why you need to give them some mushroom tatoos.

Fuckin bitches.

[/<yle]

Depends, if you want any they win....

[Mistress Crystal]

I answer 50/50 because there's always some stupid submissive chicks that bend over for everyone and give us a bad name.

Fuckin' bitches.

[Karmashock]

hmmm... I've never lost to a girl... So I guess that depends...

Some guys are pussies.

[eXoRciSt]

exp = Justice

[DivinerSage]

Ok since god is a girl I never play games against girls they always win. My homie is like a collegiate chess player and damn good and I beat him about 50% of the time. But Ill teach a girl how to play and shell beat me the first game she ever playes and all subsequent games. The only game I can beat women at is Othello and thats because its just black and white circles and it bores chicks who like colorful "pretty things" (damn bitches).

Also I really get creamed by chicks with butterflies hanging from their rear view mirrors and butterfly tattoos, because we all know that thats the universal sign meaning "im easy" so I am normally staring at the breasts instead of thinking up my next gambit.

[Outrageous Cheek]

:lol: :lol:

Beat in what? Life? Games? What are we talking here?

[Larsson7]

Ok guys - stop swinging the e-penises around :D

Some girls are going to be better and beat you at some things. Who can stand up and say they would "beat" a 3rd Dan in (insert martial art here)?

There is no reason why a girl could not beat me in anything I do and good for her if she does!

There are women who earn more than me, are stronger than me, smarter than me, fitter than me etc etc.

For any guy to say he would not get beaten by a girl in anything is a lot of fucking shit.

[ilia]

Unless you are a hardcore hearltess cold blooded post-vietnam military tough-guy, or a criminal of any sort, you WILL NOT touch a girl. I surely wouldn't. Those who would are foul beasts who deserve to be fed on uncooked meat.

Play Oni. ;)

[Larsson7]

Unless you are a hardcore hearltess cold blooded post-vietnam military tough-guy, or a criminal of any sort, you WILL NOT touch a girl. I surely wouldn't. Those who would are foul beasts who deserve to be fed on uncooked meat.

Play Oni. ;)

I dunno if that is exactly true. While I would not envisage my self hitting a girl - if one was come at me with a knife or a bat to do me serious harm - I would knock that bitch out cold.

I am a great believer in equality in all its aspects. If you are going to weild a weapon then you surely must deal with the consequences.

For those of you who would say "Oh No. I would try and disarm her without causing harm" I have seen women fight - really fight - and they have a resolve to acheive their goal that would make most men feel uneasy :lol:

All that aside - I really have no interest in ever hitting a girl so meh

[ilia]

Meh. If a girl wanted to kill me with a knife, I would run away, I guess... (No, im not a coward). And it IS quite possible to disarm her, since chances are she is physically weaker than you.

Women who know martial arts - now were talking. Just run away.

Women with guns - You cant fight her anyway, so disarming is your best chance.


I gues I play Oni a bit too much eh? ;)

[Larsson7]

Meh. If a girl wanted to kill me with a knife, I would run away, I guess... (No, im not a coward). And it IS quite possible to disarm her, since chances are she is physically weaker than you.

Women who know martial arts - now were talking. Just run away.

Women with guns - You cant fight her anyway, so disarming is your best chance.


I gues I play Oni a bit too much eh? ;)

Your intentions, while honourable, could end you up in hospital or dead if such a situation were to arise.

I take it you would have no problem in knocking out a guy who lunged at you with a knife, right? This is assuming you could not run away.

Why would you possibly afford a girl the courtesy of fucking around while she attempts to do you very serious harm??

[ilia]

Becuase... Er... er... A fighting girl is so cool.

I know it sounds immature, but its true. Nothing beats this in terms of pure coolness and esthetic's. Again, if you didn't play Oni, or something resembling Oni, you wouldn't know. :)


Edit: I've thought about this a bit. If the girl is ugly, I will fight her as if she was a man :P

Yes, call me sexual-innuendo addict.

[Outrageous Cheek]

Gentlemen don't fight women. I'm a gentleman.

[Foree]

When you will have to kill a suicide bomber woman you will say 'Gentlemen don't fight women. I'm a gentleman.'?


lmao

[Polaris]

im with cheffer on this one
but i implement rules-
i say "A gentleman would never hit a lady"
which works both ways. a woman = a female; a lady (imho) = a female who abides by civilized rules

[Larsson7]

Ha Ha - I love all these guys try to make themselves look like fucking Don Juan de Marco.

<3 to you all

I can't wait to welcome you to the real world when you eventually arrive.

[00025]

I've never lost to a girl.
To a woman, now that's a different story.

[Outrageous Cheek]

When you will have to kill a suicide bomber woman you will say 'Gentlemen don't fight women. I'm a gentleman.'?


lmao

Yup.

[Karmashock]

Seriously what could they beat you at?... I played this girl in AoE about 2 weeks ago... she beat everyone in her dorm... she said she was really good... killed most of the guys... I've never played AoE in MP mode and really that was the first time I'd played it in years... anyway, I just did a savage rush on her units and wiped her out so fast the game was over in like 3 minutes...

I just don't get beaten by girls... what can I say?

Though... I do 'let' girls win a lot... only when i'm interested though... the girl I creamed in AoE wasn't appealing and was taken too... so that's two reasons to not care... either one being enough lose my attention.

[DivinerSage]

Heres my philosophy...... Ide never hit a lady but I wont hesitate to smack a bitch. LOLOL j/k sorry one of my friends favorite sayings.

Also if a woman is coming after you with a gun dont try to disarm her RUN LIKE HELL!!! because Ill tell you what Ive seen many guns pulled by guys and only used once. Ive seen chicks pull guns 2 times and they both used them. So what Im saying is when a woman has a gun she has a terrible resolve to use it. Trying to disarm her works only if you manage to grab her from behind and wrench the gun from her hand. Otherwise if she has the gun pointed your direction and she sees you god help you becuase your ass will belong to him very soon. Women are those types where they wanna burn the whole city down when they get pissed. Like my friend got in a fight with his wife and she calls cps on him and says he beat the kids when he did no such thing. Or they will tell the cops you raped them and send you to jail for a decade. Basically they fight dirtier than a nicaraguan pimp on new years. And they will fuck you around even if it ruins their entire life they really dont care.

One psycho i dated to get away from her so she wouldnt fuck my world when we broke up was I got my homie to seduce her and fool around with her and I just so happened to "walk in unknowingly" *snickers* (damn im a stinker) so I could catch them making out and end it where I appeared to be the one done wrong. And it was a bitch getting her to do it. That was probably my single most corrupt act I have ever done in my lafe and I hate myself for doing it but I really felt that she would fuck my world if it went down any other way.

[Bentusi]

Ok, so much of this *run away* stuff is just stupid. I mean really, come on.

In the fight with a girl I wouldn't sit and take it, but nor would I lay her flat out (given that my physical strength is probably going to be stronger). I would probably just play around in self-defense (which I am good at), until she gave up.

HOWEVER, IF there is a likelyhood of serious danger/death. I can and will use everything at my disposal to end that fight now. Because Chivalry doesn't mean anything when you've got a fucking knife coming out of your chest. Ideally I'd try not to kill her (as I would a man), but if forced to I wouldn't hesitate.

Another note, while men are usually physically stronger then women, women tend to be at least as fast as men. So all this "running away" stuff would give you an even chance to get killed.

[Justice]

If you need to defend yourself, you do it.

All the criminals, thugs, and gansters out there aren't all men.

cheers, and
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