A letter to Hatchetface

[Grenwich]

<3 I would like to say Hello to Hachetface

I first met you at the mines as You and your buddy charged and started to gank our hunter. I saw your name and a BIG grin came to my face. Did you even notice how I took you from full health to death in 3 sweet short seconds? :nyah: And of course I did it without begging for my friends to help. I believe I put some fear in your heart as proven in our next engagement.

I went looking for you. Wanted to solo you and just wanted to O so lovingly stick my Frostbolt where the sun don't shine. Again I found you and along with your special buddy hanging around the mines again. I saw you and I know you saw me and I even waited for you to charge me so we can get it on. You and me in our loving combative embrace BUT YOU HAD TO RUIN IT WITH GETTING YOUR BOOTY BUDDY TO JOIN IN. :furious: WTH I thought we had something special going on and then you began EATING my face.:tantrum: OMFG I am pissed. NO more Mr. Nice Leprechaun you are now on notification SIR that you are on the Grenwich KOS list. AS proven by you having an incredibly short lifespan in the mine area for the rest of the game.

I'm looking forward to Hunting you down in AB and maybe we can find a nice corner of it to solo without any interference.:nod:

My Frostbolt is ready anytime,
Grenwich

[Hatchetface]

<3 I would like to say Hello to Hachetface

I first met you at the mines as You and your buddy charged and started to gank our hunter. I saw your name and a BIG grin came to my face. Did you even notice how I took you from full health to death in 3 sweet short seconds? :nyah: And of course I did it without begging for my friends to help. I believe I put some fear in your heart as proven in our next engagement.

I went looking for you. Wanted to solo you and just wanted to O so lovingly stick my Frostbolt where the sun don't shine. Again I found you and along with your special buddy hanging around the mines again. I saw you and I know you saw me and I even waited for you to charge me so we can get it on. You and me in our loving combative embrace BUT YOU HAD TO RUIN IT WITH GETTING YOUR BOOTY BUDDY TO JOIN IN. :furious: WTH I thought we had something special going on and then you began EATING my face.:tantrum: OMFG I am pissed. NO more Mr. Nice Leprechaun you are now on notification SIR that you are on the Grenwich KOS list. AS proven by you having an incredibly short lifespan in the mine area for the rest of the game.

I'm looking forward to Hunting you down in AB and maybe we can find a nice corner of it to solo without any interference.:nod:

My Frostbolt is ready anytime,
Grenwich

Haha--after the match was over, I hopped on AIM and told Waibanez, "OMGWTFBBQSAUCE--GRENWICH ALMOST TWO SHOTTED ME!!!!ONE11111111!"

Seriously, I was like, "what the fuck just happened?!" I checked my combat log and cried a lil.

I don't try to solo people in PvP--especially mages! The name of the game is teamwork, shorty! Hunters and Rogues are at the top of my KOS list. You are at the top of my "Runawayfromunlesshe'soutofmanaorotherwiseoccupied" list. ;)

You may have diminished my lifespan, but we kept the mine! /dance

[Grenwich]

Truthfully I do like friendly rivalries:) And on a night that I don't have to go to work, which is rare, I'll join up a HotC, hopefully a full 15, AB squad and would love to meet you out in the field again.

[MVB]

It's ok.

Hatchet never solos me :(

[Waibanez]

It's ok.

Hatchet never solos me :(

He told me you werent 1337 enough

[MVB]

It's b/c he's scared.

[Waibanez]

It's b/c he's scared.

Only when I'm healing you >.>

[Hatchetface]

Solo-ing is dumb, y'all. I have a job to do--assault a node, then defend it. Everyone FFing the node's defenders one by one > Everyone singling out a defender and soloing him.

When I'm on defense, my job is to interrupt anyone trying to capture the flag until help arrives--even if it means allowing mages, hunters to kill me from range. As long as we keep the flag, I can rez and get revenge on my killers, along with the cavalry that responded to my call for help.

I avoid the zerg in AV and concentrate on killing NPCs and taking out bunkers.

WSG is the BG you might be able to pick a solo fight with me--I play the most offense in there. (After I've hamstrung and piercing howled as many people who are chasing my flag-carrier as possible, I'll single someone who's lagging behind out).

Taking one for the team is a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it. And I could care less about being at the top of the scoreboard.

[MVB]

When I have lard w/ me in WSG, I dual wield grab the flag and watch the foozles try to ff me as I sexecute them.

When Lard isn't w/ me I'm just a big hefty roadblock.

[Hatchetface]

When I have lard w/ me in WSG, I dual wield grab the flag and watch the foozles try to ff me as I sexecute them.

When Lard isn't w/ me I'm just a big hefty roadblock.

I hate grabbing the flag--I get all nervy and scared and tinkle a lil. Especially when I have to hide for an extended period of time waiting for everyone to get ours back.

"Hatchet--grab the flag!"
"No, you!"
"You've got plate, I'm a squishy!"
"But I'll get rooted and stunned and stuff and my intimidating shout is on cooldown--you grab it!"
"No, YOU!"
"You can't make me!"
"FINE!"
"GOOD!"
"OKAY, THEN!"
"GRAB IT!"
"I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA!"

/repeat

I like getting all right-clicky on the flag if someone drops it in midfield, but would rather a druid, mage or rogue pick it up initially. Relay races are fun!

[MVB]

I carry a lot of swiftpots O.o

[Hatchetface]

I carry a lot of swiftpots O.o

Allianc r ch33t

[Evelynn]

Allianc r ch33t

hore r dum

l2p

[Hatchetface]

I'm gonna live to regret posting on your boards--I can feel it.

"HAY, GUYZ--IT'S HATCHETFACE...KILL HIM!"\
"KILL HIM AGAIN!"
"HE'S BACK--GET HIM!"
"IGNORE THE REST OF THE TEAM, IT'S A SMALL VICTORY IF HATCHETFACE DOESN'T GET ANY HKS!!!"

[Waibanez]

ROFL,

My Rogue...was a great great runner...

Swift to get out of flag carrying, Spring Get SloweD? Vanish, pick up the flag again Prep Sprint, and the Nifty Stopwatch Trinket :D I ran it back on EV once, it made me tinkle inside (EV is the elite guild who already has Nefarian down after a few months of Dark Iron being opened)

[Hatchetface]

ROFL,

My Rogue...was a great great runner...

Swift to get out of flag carrying, Spring Get SloweD? Vanish, pick up the flag again Prep Sprint, and the Nifty Stopwatch Trinket :D I ran it back on EV once, it made me tinkle inside (EV is the elite guild who already has Nefarian down after a few months of Dark Iron being opened)

They've also killed Cairne and Thrall, no? I'm thinking those are tougher feats to pull off on a PvP server than BWL kills.

[telva]

Ya if I took PvP more seriously I would carry my stopwatch and equip my pvp trinket and stuff like that, but that is no fun lets just slug it out.

I'll let you in on a secret Hatchet. When I am in a PuG and find out that you are on the opposite team, I only go after you, Iggi, and Mike(?). As I mentioned elsewhere, there is no point of try to strategize because the other members just run around scared. If I didn't try to kill a friendly face, I wouldn't have any fun.

[Waibanez]

They've also killed Cairne and Thrall, no? I'm thinking those are tougher feats to pull off on a PvP server than BWL kills.

They tried Kiting Thrall to Theramore, but it didnt work because RangRang Teh Fuxxor got killed

But yes they kited Cairne OVER AND OVER to Theramore because they were pussies and couldnt kill them without the guards

[Hatchetface]

They tried Kiting Thrall to Theramore, but it didnt work because RangRang Teh Fuxxor got killed

But yes they kited Cairne OVER AND OVER to Theramore because they were pussies and couldnt kill them without the guards

When I hit rank 13, I'm going straight to Theramore to visit Jaina and maybe hit her with my axe and stuff.

[Hatchetface]

Ya if I took PvP more seriously I would carry my stopwatch and equip my pvp trinket and stuff like that, but that is no fun lets just slug it out.

I'll let you in on a secret Hatchet. When I am in a PuG and find out that you are on the opposite team, I only go after you, Iggi, and Mike(?). As I mentioned elsewhere, there is no point of try to strategize because the other members just run around scared. If I didn't try to kill a friendly face, I wouldn't have any fun.

I forget what it's like to PuG it. :( I don't blame ya. I'll take pains to fight ya solo, next time.

/wait
/followme
/run behind hut/up to rooftop
/ready

[telva]

Haha, no no, don't go out of your way for me, I like meeting in the throngs of combat. If I am occupying your time, I know you can't be doing your "job" which is good enough for me. Sure I should be concentrating on the hunters/mages but it is funner to mess with you.

[Hatchetface]

NERF MAGES! I ASPLODED!!!

/cry

[Leridyn]

Maybe you should lern2ply. And poindexter - what level is that n00b! Get to 60, you assclam!

[Hatchetface]

Maybe you should lern2ply. And poindexter - what level is that n00b! Get to 60, you assclam!

Poindexter is 7 and will be forever young. Getting to 7 was a snoozefest--I can't imagine grinding to 60.

My goal is to get to 19 and kick hore butt in Warsong Gulch.

[Leridyn]

if you need twinkage...gimme a hollah! I'm the shizzle healer now on Eirastrild. And she wears full mageweave and a bellhop hat for dancing. Cost me a pretty coin for that, but dancing is ALWAYS worth looking good for.

First thing I said when I saw her in mageweave: "DAYUM, but that girls thighs are HUGE!"

[Waibanez]

if you need twinkage...gimme a hollah! I'm the shizzle healer now on Eirastrild. And she wears full mageweave and a bellhop hat for dancing. Cost me a pretty coin for that, but dancing is ALWAYS worth looking good for.

First thing I said when I saw her in mageweave: "DAYUM, but that girls thighs are HUGE!"
I'm stuck at work >.<