A tutorial in stopping a conversation before it starts

[Bentusi]

ÑêßüLàÐï§tÓrTîÖñ says:
what does every man want?
Bentusi says:
sexual favors
/end conversation

[tom]

In medeival times, men were castrated to join choirs and sing at a higher pitch.

You might say they aren't "real men", but to go through that ordeal along with not having any type of sedative or such...

[Polaris]

lol, bentusi
i started that, btw
in fact, i think she asked about 7 of you guys and it was all the same
lol
i shoulda had her ask dj.... lol
wait- on second thought- no

[ilia]

What does every man want?

Honor.

As well as sexual favours. ;)

[eXoRciSt]

She asked me to.

1. videogames

2. 8 pack

3. sex

[Outrageous Cheek]

2. 8 pack


You want abs?

[Marb]

I thought both abs and beer were called 6 pack's..?

[Justice]

Some people have 8 packs as opposed to a 6-pack of muscles.

Also, if you're busy, and it's true, just say, "SHOO, go away, I'm busy, and if you spam me one more time, I'll blow a hole through your head."

I've been saying that a lot recently. Too much fucking work.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[DrunkenUno]

She asked me to.

1. videogames

2. 8 pack

3. sex

Note the order. You can tell his age just by the order rofl.

I responded with "Vagina"

[DJTheBaron]

lol, bentusi
i started that, btw
in fact, i think she asked about 7 of you guys and it was all the same
lol
i shoulda had her ask dj.... lol
wait- on second thought- noshe did ask me

she was simply offline when i read her question

but to answer it

a 16 year old virgin

[Justice]

DJ is turned on by that fact...

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[DJTheBaron]

theres a reason why many bars/discos have a school disco party, or why girls dress up as schoolgirls

prrrrrr

[Justice]

DJ thrusting into a 15 year old

*turns away and shudders*

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Larsson7]

Damn.

I actually gave a serious answer :(

[/<yle]

Juicy, he specified 16 year old

[Captain Salazar Snowberry]

You want abs?

Who wants to work out for a six pack, when you can sit on your ass and get keg.

[Outrageous Cheek]

I'll take all three.

[Justice]

typo, sorry.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[eXoRciSt]

OK


6 pack = very hot girlfriend

which = Very hot sex

[Bentusi]

umm..
no

[eXoRciSt]

ok i dotn see any really hot girls fucking fat people?

[Bentusi]

thats not what I said.

Your reasoning is so childish Demon, getting a 6-pack doesn't make girls throw themselves at you. It takes considerably more skill then that

[eXoRciSt]

Well i guess a hansome face would help...

[Bentusi]

*bangs head against wall*

[Outrageous Cheek]

Hahahahahahahhaha priceless.

[Polaris]

haha
i laugh at all of you
esp demon for being so naive
besides, life isnt all about sex, as much as that may seem

[Justice]

Demon is so naive.

Not all girls like muscles. In fact, some girls won't go out with guys who have a 6 pack. It really depends on the girl. Some girls are attracted to muscular guys. Other girls are attracted to scrawny guys like Chef. Other girls are attracted to fat fucks like me. Other girls are attracted to men like Neb.

You never know.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[eXoRciSt]

Quit owning yourself n00b

[DivinerSage]

Heres what I want in this exact order. And I can bet most men would agree.

1.)a 21 mute supermodel, contortionist, nymphomaniac, with fold back teeth.

[Karmashock]

eh... I actually prefer strong women... bitches are fun.


SPICY! :D

[eXoRciSt]

Karma wins

[Outrageous Cheek]

Demon is so naive.

Not all girls like muscles. In fact, some girls won't go out with guys who have a 6 pack. It really depends on the girl. Some girls are attracted to muscular guys. Other girls are attracted to scrawny guys like Chef. Other girls are attracted to fat fucks like me. Other girls are attracted to men like Neb.

You never know.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

Scrawny? Nope.

I work out.

And eat healthy...Scrawnyness comes from eating junk food, and lack of nutrition...Among other things.

I had fish and a large salad for dinner. :)

[DJTheBaron]

chef, your an anorexic bastard, you look like some oxfam ethiopa advert

[Abyss]

Heres what I want in this exact order. And I can bet most men would agree.

1.)a 21 mute supermodel, contortionist, nymphomaniac, with fold back teeth.
You forgot poops out diamonds.

[Bentusi]

mm.

I dunno Abyss.. some of those diamonds might find their way into.. uncomfortable spots.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

I LOVE MEN LIKE NEB

[Justice]

You do?

Excellent.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[eXoRciSt]

i was expecing, an edit from bent or mvb, not herself! :|

[Outrageous Cheek]

I HATE GIRLS LIKE JUSTICE

[Bentusi]

I LOVE PORN!!!





sorry.. had to join in. Only thing I could think of