Poindexter - Level 7 Undead Paladin

[Hatchetface]

Char name: Poindexter
Class: Bubblebot.
Level: 7
Race: Dwarf (Initially created this character to join the now defunct/dormant SFU alt guild, Under Six Feet)
Professions: Haven't yet found a trainer--twink me!
Spec:0/0/0 Once I start getting pernts, I fully intend on speccing into the Noobsaucery, Bubbliciousness and Hearthing talent trees.

About me:
Well, as of right now, I'm bored at work and a tad-bit hungry. I'll be clockwatching/forum trolling for the rest of the day until I can scamper home and log-in.

Fun-fact:
Hatchetface is my first MMORPG character EVER!!!

A Bit about my character:
So far in this character's history he has done many things, and has accomplished many feats, and made some great friends in the process--He has discovered Dun Morgh, delivered Port to the barkeep at the Inn there and learned how to activate A DIVINE SHIELD (a proud moment in every Paladin's career, I'm sure!) at the Paladin trainer!

Attunements:
Poindexter is attuned for the Stockades and hopes to start on the Deadmines quest chain soon!

Playing hours:
If you got the time, we got the beer.

What I expect from the guild:
PHAT LOOTZ FOR THE 10-19 WSG BRACKET! I WANNA KICK HORE BUTT! YEAH!!!!

What I plan on putting into the guild:
Cool nights/hot times.

Thanks all for the pleasure of this application, and I hope to hear/group up with many of you soon--together, with our combined strength, I just know we can take down Van Cleef! (If I’m on send me a tell when you want a level 7 pally!)

Thanks,

Jesse
(Hatchetdexter)

[Niefankazz]

We are very full on Pallies and currently not accepting any applications. Please check back every few weeks.

Thank you for applying to HotC. Have a nice day.

[Hatchetface]

/cry
/kick
/scream

[MVB]

Nief you tard it's Hatchetface.

[Hatchetface]

Nief you tard it's Hatchetface.

OMGHI2U!

[Leridyn]

BWAHAHAHA! I'd be happy to twink hatchet through VC and then go to goldshire screaming HOGGER DOWN!!!

How the hell can you be a pallytard if you're a gnome?

I'm thinking maybe by the end of 2006, I'd like to try a Tauren Shaman chick. You can twink me then, priest. FROSTSHOCK!

[MVB]

OMGHIHI2U

[Leridyn]

Which one of you n00btards broke teh intraweb? I can't get into Dalaran's forums. I blame Beerdrinker.

[Kalmah]

I say we take him, I can put him under my arms and be his master and he my young jedi. I can teach him the ways of the ass and how to kick it. I can be his new father, we can throw baseball and watch pg movies. When he gets to level 16 i can teach him of the female night elves and that funny feeling he gets. and when he's 21 we can share a pint. He can carry my Kalmattic genes into a new generation of WoWers. He can also uhhhh, mmmmmm wait, this is your first mmo? Psh, get a haircut noob and leave us alone.

[Waibanez]

Everyone seems to be blaming me these days :(

[Hatchetface]

BWAHAHAHA! I'd be happy to twink hatchet through VC and then go to goldshire screaming HOGGER DOWN!!!

How the hell can you be a pallytard if you're a gnome?

I'm thinking maybe by the end of 2006, I'd like to try a Tauren Shaman chick. You can twink me then, priest. FROSTSHOCK!

I feel the love. <3

Poindexter is a dorf, not a gnome--USF was for gnomes and dwarves as they are both under six feet tall. ;)

I'd be happy to twink your shammy--they don't call me "Champion of the Lowbies" for nothin'--if I'm not in AB, I'm in Scarlet Monastery trying to complete the Scarlet Crusader set. WTB [Crusade Chestpiece] PST.

Hatchetface is a warrior, not a priest. :P

And Nief, for denying my app, I'm gonna save a full rage bar and run around the basin with it until I find you. You're going down, shorty! ;)

[Leridyn]

I feel the love. <3

Poindexter is a dorf, not a gnome--USF was for gnomes and dwarves as they are both under six feet tall. ;)

You still can't be a pallytard. I think they're human only, budrow! You just have the bubble-hearth envy.

I'd be happy to twink your shammy--they don't call me "Champion of the Lowbies" for nothin'--if I'm not in AB, I'm in Scarlet Monastery trying to complete the Scarlet Crusader set. WTB [Crusade Chestpiece] PST.

I'll holler at ya towards the end of the year. Put in a good word for me with your buddies in SFU. Hopefully they won't remember the gankage I gave them when they visited us in Feathermoon last year. LOL

Hatchetface is a warrior, not a priest. :P

Hell, Beerdrinker is the priest. I get you guys mixed up. All you undeads look alike.

And Nief, for denying my app, I'm gonna save a full rage bar and run around the basin with it until I find you. You're going down, shorty! ;)

But he's so CUTE! ::stands to protect little Nief:: Besides, I have a crush on his blueberry.

[Niefankazz]

Nief you tard it's Hatchetface.

HAHA I know....lol

Sarcasm lost in text I suppose.

[Waibanez]

HAHA

I hope you know I knew that.
Liar!

[telva]

Yes but does Leri know that Dwarf's can be pallies? Or did she not look at Kord's screen shots?

[Niefankazz]

Liar!


I raed gud you knows.

[Hatchetface]

Dorfs can be pallies now! Some Alliance dude in Coldridge Valley told me so.

[Waibanez]

Yes but does Leri know that Dwarf's can be pallies? Or did she not look at Kord's screen shots?
hehe

[Hatchetface]

Oh, and um...if you let me in, I promise to spill our super-secret, k-rad, righteous-elite Arathi Basin "stratigese!"

[Waibanez]

I raed gud you knows.
Nuh uh

[Niefankazz]

Oh, and um...if you let me in, I promise to spill our super-secret, k-rad, righteous-elite Arathi Basin "stratigese!"


Too late "Beerdrinkah" told us everything.

[Niefankazz]

Nuh uh


The day I stick my nose into a true Pally app and deny him is the day the Lock in me dies.

[Hatchetface]

Too late "Beerdrinkah" told us everything.

Try again. Beerdrinker just turned 60. He hasn't been shown the ways of the Force, yet.

[Leridyn]

Beerdrinker is my hero. He was on the Level 60, 40month plan!

[Waibanez]

Oh, and um...if you let me in, I promise to spill our super-secret, k-rad, righteous-elite Arathi Basin "stratigese!"


oooh he's a traitor too

[Waibanez]

The day I stick my nose into a true Pally app and deny him is the day the Lock in me dies.
lol QFT

[Hatchetface]

oooh he's a traitor too

You're one to talk!

[Waibanez]

You're one to talk!

/Whistle

[Leridyn]

oooh he's a traitor too

One pallytard's traitor is another rogue's compatriot! LOL So...what are these special little secrets?

[Hatchetface]

One pallytard's traitor is another rogue's compatriot! LOL So...what are these special little secrets?

I'll tell you in guild chat! :nyah:

[Leridyn]

Don't make me jump onto SFU's message boards and link them here! <snortle> What would your guildmates think if they knew you were applying here!

[Hatchetface]

Don't make me jump onto SFU's message boards and link them here! <snortle> What would your guildmates think if they knew you were applying here!

Hm. They would probably recognize that it's all in good fun and say, "Oh, that Hatchetface--ain't he a stinker?"

[Waibanez]

Hm. They would probably recognize that it's all in good fun and say, "Oh, that Hatchetface--ain't he a stinker?"
He's telling the truth lol

[Leridyn]

Yah, but they'd say that only because he left a big ol' fart on the couch and tried to blame it on the cat.

[Waibanez]

Yah, but they'd say that only because he left a big ol' fart on the couch and tried to blame it on the cat.
QFT

Jesse is a Stinker :P

[Hatchetface]

Yah, but they'd say that only because he left a big ol' fart on the couch and tried to blame it on the cat.

>^..^<

[Waibanez]

>^..^<
Ok Vit,


Imposter

[Hatchetface]

/fart

[Waibanez]

/fart

/Shake

[Leridyn]

what a charmer. Gods help us if he ever joins HotC. There'd never be peace on the boards.

[Hatchetface]

But seriously folks, if I were to join, it wouldn't be to raid with you guys--it would just be to see some green chatter if I ever want to take a break from the Hordies or to hop over and say, "HAY GUYS, SFU IS CAMPING THE TOWER IN [insert zone name here]! COME PLAY HIDE AND SEEK WITH US!"

I chose a Paladin because it's the only thing I can't play on the good side. Poindexter will never reach 60. The highest he'll get is 19--if that--just to be able to play in the 10-19 WSG bracket. (I'm curious to see what it's like on the other side of the Gulch).

But all that can be accomplished w/o me being on your roster, as well. So, yeah. Was just a lark. A spree, even.

[Waibanez]

But seriously folks, if I were to join, it wouldn't be to raid with you guys--it would just be to see some green chatter if I ever want to take a break from the Hordies or to hop over and say, "HAY GUYS, SFU IS CAMPING THE TOWER IN [
insert zone name here]! COME PLAY HIDE AND SEEK WITH US!"

Poindexter will never reach 60. The highest he'll get is 19--if that--just to be able to play in the 10-19 WSG bracket. (I'm curious to see what it's it's like on the other side of the Gulch).

So, yeah.

hehe /Hug We'd have our own cute Hordie to play with! :D

[Hatchetface]

hehe /Hug We'd have our own cute Hordie to play with! :D

/BARF

I'M NOT CUTE! I'M UNDEAD AND, THEREFORE, MENACING AND EVIL!

[Waibanez]

/BARF

I'M NOT CUTE! I'M UNDEAD AND, THEREFORE, MENACING AND EVIL!
ROFL, Lies

[Leridyn]

oooh! He IS cute! I'm gonna love 'im, and squeeze 'im, and...say, is this your arm? I think it fell off. Silly undead.

It's not my call whether you're in HotC or not, but you're always unofficial family with me!

[Hatchetface]

ROFL, Lies

/ANGER
/ROAR
/FLEX
/WRATH

[Waibanez]

/ANGER
/ROAR
/FLEX
/WRATH

hehe /Flex

[telva]

I say let him in! What would be the drawbacks besides him stinking like he just crawled from the grave.

[MVB]

Undead have to scrub themselves with pine-sol every 15 minutes or they constantly regain resurrection sickness. From patch 1.8, donchaknow.

So they smell like diseased flesh mixed with pine-sol.

[Hatchetface]

Olfactory nerves are for n00bs.

[Hatchetface]

Thanks for the invite, guys--here comes trouble!

[telva]

God help us