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Berserk
Jan 11, 2006, @ 10:03 AM
Hey guys, just so u know im new to the guild. Been waiting since 8 am to play WoW, and i come here and see a server repair announcement. thought it wouldve been on fridays ffs... Anyway, just thought id post a joke or 2 for any ppl who r waiting for servers to come back online xI

**this isnt really offensive as some ppl might think...**


Jesus is sitting up in heaven, and makes an announcement one day.
"Ive been thinking, and decided to send a few angels down to earth to see whats going on these years. its been years and i dont know about modern human habbits."
So he sends a few angels down.
The next day Saint Nicholas comes back.
"I bought something exciting!! Its a herb called 'weed', and people smoke it, making them feel so peaceful and happy!!"
"Excellent! we shall put it aside on this cloud"
The next day saint Peter comes back up
"Jesus! i have bought something wonderful! Its a powder that smells so nice that makes you feel excellent and more self assured!!"
"Very nice. we shall put it aside on this cloud"
The next day Mat'thaos comes back up.
"I found something excellent!! Its a liquid that you put in your bloodstream. Its called Heroine, and makes you feel like your in the clouds. Like your in heaven!!"
"Well done! we shall put it aside on this cloud"
The next day Judas comes back up.
Jesus:Ah, Judas, what have you bought us?
Judas: The cops...
Rubba Duck
Jan 11, 2006, @ 12:05 PM
haha :lol:

some of us cant log onto WoW for different reasons, namely school :tantrum:

:(
Cuttroat
Jan 11, 2006, @ 01:17 PM
like me :P but i will be now, wtf am i doing on the forum! wowz0r!
Rubba Duck
Jan 11, 2006, @ 01:20 PM
how?? its only 1pm for you, have different school times?
I DONT GET BACK HOME TILL 3PM GMT :_(
(and the blocker blocks half the forum, so i can only view a few threads, /target school, /doom)
Mucy
Jan 11, 2006, @ 05:06 PM
i get home at 2pm gmt+1 :D but then i have lunch, my mom makes me do my homework or else i'm not allowed on the computer, i check the forums and stuff and "voila" it's 4pm when i start playing :\ :D
Cuttroat
Jan 11, 2006, @ 06:33 PM
i got different times every day rubba :P i was out 12:15 today and home 13:00, so that early but sometimes i get out at half past 3, wish is 15:30, then miss my buss wich is there at 15:32, then w8 an hour for 16:32, and am home at 17:00, o w8! thats not like that anymore sindce that was the first month! :P now the latest im home is 15:00
Mucy
Jan 11, 2006, @ 07:11 PM
reading that was confusing oO
TooTall
Jan 11, 2006, @ 10:54 PM
Hehe, just assume he is home early every day
Berserk
Jan 12, 2006, @ 11:33 AM
Ah cmon guys, its not that bad...

I lived in elefsina ( a little town, staying here cause all our relatives r here), going to school in athens for 5 year, changing 3 schools.
1st year: travelled about 2-3 hours a day
2nd & 3rd year: travelled about 3-4 hours a day
4th & 5th year: (program) i wake up at 5.50, 5.58 im sprinting my ass off to the bus stop with breakfast burning through my hands, i get the bus at 6.00. 6.30 im freezing my ass off waiting for my *school* bus on a freezing metal bench. ( a little shit bus with lego type seats, [i inform u:] sleeping is NOT possible in that thing! ) it comes at about 7.00. 9.00 im at school, (school starts). 15.30 school ends. I get home at about 18.00 - 18.30. depending on luck and traffic. kinda sucks huh?
TooTall
Jan 12, 2006, @ 02:54 PM
Yep, that really sucks, makes me remember how happy I'm that I can get to school in 10 min by bike :P
Vildoomer
Jan 12, 2006, @ 03:43 PM
2 min tops hehe
Cuttroat
Jan 12, 2006, @ 04:04 PM
no way ag, u go from ur house to ur classroom in 5 mins, and to the school in 3 ^^
Vildoomer
Jan 13, 2006, @ 09:38 AM
sorta ^^