ShutDOWN

[Outrageous Cheek]

This is a thread where you post some (or just one) instances of you getting Shut DOWN, in ReaLife...It can be humorous or not, try to make it funny...

Note: Only the brave dare post here :lol:


Here's mine, I shall set the example.

Backround: I was talking to this girl on AIM, I know her in real life, I don't see her much but she is SO HOT, and I like her and stuff. So I was kinda flirting around with her (I was TRIYNG TO as you will see)...Somehow I approached to subject of bedclothes :ponder:



Me: So what do you wear to bed?

Her: I wear sweats pants a tee-shirt and a boy's hoody.

Me: Whoa....Sounds hot...

(Ok, let me tell you, this statement can go either way, and that's why I said it, if she took it favorably I would have gone on meaning it as, sounds hot, as in sexy....OR I would procede as if it mean't, hot as in very warm. She took it as sexy. Here comes the smack down.)


Her: You only think it sounds hot because it's a boy's hoody!


Me:...





Freakin BURN!

:rofl:

[Flo]

Haha. Not bad Chef !! :D

I was driving in the Car one day with my daughter. I think she was about 6 or 7 at the time.
Suddenly she Announced : Dad, I know who the first man on the moon was.

So I reply : Ok, who was it then ??

She said : Louis Armstrong.

[Outrageous Cheek]

:lol:

[Shackled Phoenix]

I met this girl while working one day, she gave me her AIM to contact her. At the time, I didn't have internet so I go over to my best friends place (a boy). We chat for a bit, i'm thinking she's actually interested in me. bout a week or two later, she seems to be avoiding me. Next thing i know, she was doing my best friend.

[Outrageous Cheek]

Fwhoa, that sucks bro. :(

[Shackled Phoenix]

uhhhh. Sis, and it's not too bad, He actually asked if it was cool first, he's not a big ennough dickhead to do it behind my back.


And change your avatar chef. please? it makes want to stab something. hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE that man.

[Outrageous Cheek]

Rofl. Dude George is my HERO.

I'll change it for you though man. Don't wanna make anyone uneasy. lol

[Bentusi]

I got the "I think we're great friends and should stay that way" line once when i asked a hot girl out.

I think that easily beats out all yours.

[Outrageous Cheek]

How does it beat ours? It's a bad situation, but I think Pheonix's was worse...lol

P.S. Bent, George is seducing you...

[Shackled Phoenix]

OH GOD NOOO! dammit chef. Well, i am now officially turned off to men once again, going to dump my Boyfriend and go back to girls. thanks alot chef, that was just mean.

[Outrageous Cheek]

LOL!

No Problem. ;)

[Bentusi]

Unlike pheonix I do not have the instablity regarding to my awe-inspiring manliness. Thus, I can say that I only feel pity for George, a very sad kind of pity.

Now if he were wearing tighty whites, I would be editing your profile chef, but thats niether here nor there

[Outrageous Cheek]

So the boxers turn ya on heh?

Don't beat around the bush bro. Just say it...The only reason my profile is unedited, is because you experience External Stimulii when I post (for your viewing pleasure).

[Shackled Phoenix]

I don't have instability towards my awe inspiring manliness..... because i have NONE. never have, never will, don't want any.

Since you seem to have failed to recognize my not at all subtle hint posted earlier when i said i'm Sis, not bro, i guess i'llhave to spell it out for you.

Shackled_Phoenix != man. not male.

Get it now?