This is why I don't want 9 yr olds in TLSC

[Bentusi]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7153152098207965240


If this were my kid he would get a fucking beating.

[DJTheBaron]

seen a few links of this, yeh the kid sounds like he has a face you woudnt get tired of slapping

[Weavern]

I concur. But seriously WTF is with that FF.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

wow

[Karmashock]

paint chips...

[Bentusi]

I was thinking a baseball bat actually karma

[Karmashock]

does it get worse?... I stopped listening after about a minute.

[Bentusi]

oh hell yeah, the worst is the end. He droppes about every bomb there is.

[mOle]

I WANT CHOCOLATE MILK!

THATS FUCKED UP!

lol.. fucking kid get ur own choc milk

[Karmashock]

... that would be the end of gaming for him... to say the least.

[Bacon]

that would be the end of his breathing, let alone gaming if it was my kid

[TheSnake]

that would be the end of his freedom until he is 18!

[Juggalo]

He'd get a couple kicks to the ribs and then the jug of milk poured over him, followed by being locked in a closet for 3 days.

[Quietus]

Most of you would never have a problem like that, as proper parenting would have nipped it long before it got to this.

The kid was just completely spoiled, with parents who obviously did nothing about it. What we should have heard is her backhanding the shit out of him and the sound of him crumpling to the floor.

[Devon]

HAHA
yea i know what he wants,

His head ramming through the TV

[Quietus]

My future guide for parenting.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=beat

[Devon]

HAHA
Good advice
however, The 2 x 4 / PVC pipe? na, pvc is brittle and would snap. In the UK the preferance would be a Crickett Bat. Popular as it has an edge on it and some weight to it!

[Scorpion]

nah my hockey stick is still the favourite for me (field hockey with a hook on the end for contact with ankles)

[Justice]

Someone will get the axe in the head.

Specifically, this 9 year old.

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Weavern]

Your goal in selecting a blunt object is something that wont leave fibers when hitting something with it. If anything CSI has teached a whole new generation of crime comitters what gets them caught. A wood weapon has splinters, a metal weapon will leave minerals. What you want is to wrap something in plastic or paper then use the object :p

But for non lethal punishment objects, those old nerf or baloon weapons are good choices.

[Bentusi]

wrap it in bubble wrap so you get to enjoy breaking the bubbles while disciplining your child :)

[Devon]

Bubble wrap!
My God Bentusi, your a genius!
:hail:

[Juggalo]

:rofl: Fucking awesome Bent. :up:

[TheSnake]

bubbles FTW, beat your kid and not get caught!! Child abuse my ass

[omegachiken]

I say get in the kids face yell "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE BASTARD OR I WILL BEAT YOU SENSELESS." would do the trick =\ scare him into silence as it were.

[Quietus]

I got some sweet police batons, and a couple of them leave no evidence, or bruises. :)

[TheSnake]

can I borrow one? Please? I got a little um business to attend to and I might need to give the other eh...businessman a little stick time if you get the idea *wink*

[Quietus]

Sure, I got some rubberized ones, some metal ones, a couple wood. Telescoping batons. Kubatons, you name it. :)

I also have a Morningstar around here somewhere, might serve your needs better.

[TheSnake]

just need enough to beat down...I mean conduct business with about 3 other guys. If possible a KO over death cause death is too messy :)

[RazielDemon]

Just use a sock full of sand. Can't go wrong with a sock full of sand :)

[Justice]

A MORNINGSTAR??

OMG I need one of those!

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Bentusi]

I like my bubblewrap better.

Those things can keep you entertained forever with the popping!!!

[Justice]

Yeah but they run out.

What about an unlimited supply of the really big cell ones?

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Quietus]

A MORNINGSTAR??

OMG I need one of those!

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

Yea, I saw it at a gunshow. I was like "holy shit a morningstar, I'm gonna need that to kick some serious ass some day" and bought it for 20 bucks.

[TheSnake]

POST A PIC!! of the morningstar!!! I can just imagine myself beating down fools with it *drools*