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Devon
Dec 12, 2005, @ 01:36 PM
This thread is for anybody to post jokes to keep us all amused

Blighted by toothache, Barry heads for the dentist. Its not good news- one of his teeth must come out.

"Ok", says barry, "But no needles. I hate needles!
The dentist drops the needle and picks up the gas.
"Oh no way" shouts barry, "gas makes me sick for weeks
The dentist leaves the room and returns with a glass of water and a pill:

"Take this" hes says forcing the pill in to barrys hand
"Oh God, thats Viagra!"
"I know" replies the dentist, "It wont do anything about the pain, but by God it will give you something to hang on to"
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Can you do better, am sure you can....
mOle
Dec 12, 2005, @ 04:11 PM
you know what the MNK said to the silenced and diaga'd NIN after asuran fists?

: pwnt, overkill
Justice
Dec 13, 2005, @ 12:07 AM
Too much slang in that last one.

*Smacks mOle*

Try again.

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-
TheSnake
Dec 13, 2005, @ 02:48 AM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes.html

I win, can't beat all those.
Abyss
Dec 13, 2005, @ 02:52 AM
What do you call 200 white guys chasing a black guy?






























Golf.
Devon
Dec 14, 2005, @ 05:22 PM
Too much slang in that last one.

*Smacks mOle*

Try again.


Yep, :agree:
also *Smacks mOle*

What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down?
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Slap her
Bentusi
Dec 14, 2005, @ 06:21 PM
What do you call a black guy flying an airplane?
























a Pilot you fucking racist.
Justice
Dec 14, 2005, @ 09:19 PM
A black man and a Mexican are in a car ... who's driving?






















































The cop.

MORE TO COME, like

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a mountain? Avalanche!

What do you call a bunch of black people running down a mountain?
Mudslide!

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a mountain?
JAILBREAK!!!



cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-
Tank0
Dec 16, 2005, @ 06:52 AM
bigamy : one woman to many
monogamy : one woman to many
Devon
Dec 16, 2005, @ 04:31 PM
Why have women got small feet?










So they can get closer to the kitchen sink
PSICO
Dec 16, 2005, @ 09:53 PM
Why do women have legs?

You've seen the mess slugs make!
PSICO
Dec 16, 2005, @ 09:54 PM
Why do brides wear white? To match the rest of the appliances!
Bacon
Dec 16, 2005, @ 10:22 PM
what have you done wrong if your wife comes into the livingroom and starts bitching at you?




















made her chain to the stove too long!
Bacon
Dec 16, 2005, @ 10:23 PM
wat do u call a a german virgin?

fitzniceandtight


what do you call a russian with three testicals?

whodyanickabollockoff
Devon
Dec 22, 2005, @ 05:49 PM
What do you call a Lesbain with Fat fingers?









Welll Hung