12 Step Program Of Recovery For Web Addicts

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web.

2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.

3) I will get dressed before noon.

4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web.

5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived.

6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web.

7) I will read a book... if I still remember how.

8 ) I will listen to those around me about their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web.

9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.

10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.

11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Web.

12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime... and the Web will always be there tomorrow!

[MVB]

So, in your sig, it looks like the second one over, santa is humping his sleigh.

I just thought I'd let you know.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:lol:

[/<yle]

I already pointed that out... thats one happy santa

[MVB]

You see, that was my point.

My little comment was funnier than all 12 of Neb's things.

[/<yle]

True. :oohoo:

[Justice]

Neb ... the only person who might even have to follow those rules is YOU.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

I know, that's why I thought it was so funny.

[Justice]

Well, apparently, nobody else does.

cheers, and
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[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

I'm sorry.

[Justice]

You better be.

:P

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[MVB]

Nebula, i want you to know, I <3 you

You are amazing

...

you're just not funny

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

k

[CELTIC_2X]

neb if i could, i would cock drop u, 4 makeing such a lame post

but i cant, so i will cock drop justice again

*cock drops justice*

there u go

[Justice]

cock drop?

how does that work?

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[MVB]

CELTIC SAID COCK WHEN TALKING ABOUT AN UNDERAGE WOMAN

ARREST THAT MAN

cock neb

[Justice]

is he really a man?

:blink:

cheers, and
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[eXoRciSt]

*waits for polaris to make an essay long ownage that doesnt make sence*

[MVB]

Polaris just found out, if he read the thread at all, that I banged his woman last night (not knowing she was only 16), and she liked it.

Therefore, he will go cry.

[CELTIC_2X]

i am a man yes, and as 4 cock dropping its to adult 4 even flo to hear so all i will say is it invole's a pair of plyers and a blowtorch, and realy i shouldnt hav been able to do it twice to u........

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

Cock!

[Justice]

You have one?

Ewwww....

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[/<yle]

no, its on her lips tho.

[Polaris]

GAH!
i leave you guys for what- a couple days in spamland- and this is what i find???
WTF^m's?
one of these day's i'll write out a harangue
just not now- damn history essays have me braindead

[Justice]

LOL Laris.

There's a lot you're missing too ... i.e., Neb's stopped spamming, and so has everybody else.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Polaris]

ya... i kinda noticed
so was it a golden age of spamming, now that we look at it in retrospect?

[Outrageous Cheek]

When I was with my cousins we prank phone called people, using soundboards. One of the soundboards we used was for "The ladies man" (Tim meadows, from SNL)...When the person we pranked would go "Who is this?" we would click the quote from Meadows that says...


"It's the woman with the three inch penis."

[Justice]

Chicks with dicks?

Oh .. you mean Neb.

cheers, and
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