Secretarial Assblasting

[MVB]

The secretary across the hall from me just blew the biggest fart out of her ass ... I can't even believe a small 70+ year old woman can manage that. I'm surprised the force didn't dismember her torso from her pelvis in an orgy of bloody gas-based propulsion.

I give it a 12/10. Then I bump it to a 13 b/c the tough old broad didn't even flinch.

Discuss.

[Juggalo]

:rofl:

Sig'd!!

[Rubba Duck]

:wtf:

[Clouku]

:rofl:

Beware the gassy Pensioners

[TheSnake]

and people wonder why the husband dies first...

[Justice]

What was her reaction after? Looking around and laughing? Embarrassed?

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[eXoRciSt]

XD'd

[Clouku]

Justice, it's probably a big sigh of relief from not shitting herself and the satisfaction she may get to poison her boss with such gas, well, a tiny bit exaggerated, but I don't care

[MVB]

Dude, did you read it? She was totally rock solid cool about it. Didn't even flinch afterward.

Anyway, farts that register a 9 on the Richter scale make me believe in God. I found religion in the vocalizations from her exhaust pipe.

[Juggalo]

:lol: