WANNA FIGHT?!!

[Polaris]

http://www.polaris408.no-ip.org/misc/wannafight.mp3

hehe

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

weeeeee

[Juggalo]

WTF is going on? :confused:

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

well, did you listen? it's funny!

[Karmashock]

... funny hoho... not funny haha...

[Juggalo]

Give me my 64 seconds back. :|

How was a guy and a girl fighting funny?

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

its not just a random guy and girl...

[Juggalo]

oh...... I get it......


Still not laughing... Am I missing some part that makes it funny? :ponder:

[Karmashock]

hoho - no haha.

[Juggalo]

Yes Karma, you've stated that already. :nyah:

[Polaris]

its funny just because its so silly

and i thought the "...yes!" was funny for some reason. maybe im just dumb, though. oh well

[Karmashock]

Yes Karma, you've stated that already. :nyah:
... I know that... you think I don't know that? Because I do... I do know that, you know? I bet you didn't know, because you just told me, like I didn't. Are you stupid? Huh? Are just a big idiot, cus I knew, alright? I knew and anyone that didn't know that I knew is stupid, see? Right, so I won't have anyone saying that I didn't know, cus I did know, and anyone that says I didn't is wrong, stupid and probably afraid of kittens. Little furry ones with soft little eyes that look right into your soul and see you for what you are! A great big moron that thought I didn't know when I knew and is also afraid of kittens... and probably hates pastry too... bia'tch. :tantrum:


The Power; The Glory - Karmashock.

[TheSnake]

Neb and Pol fighting? Where is the video part of Neb flipping Pol over her shoulder all ninja style?

[TheSnake]

Double post!

[Juggalo]

:lol: @ Karma.

[Polaris]

Where is the video part of Neb flipping Pol over her shoulder all ninja style?
she tried that once... lol
she picked me up, but couldnt hold me for long. you have to give her credit, though--i weigh 200lbs

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:D

[Justice]

Polaris sounds like someone I know

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[TheSnake]

lose some weight FATTY! then neb can throw you :D

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

he's not fat!

[Polaris]

lose some weight FATTY! then neb can throw you :D
im 6'2"-- wanna fight?

[RazielDemon]

Lol, we've seen your picture, noone wants to fight a babyface, it's built into peoples brains.

Anyway, the bigger they are, the harder they... hit you? No, that can't be right...

[Justice]

Force = Acceleration * Mass

The mass behind the bigger person's punch will certainly be larger, but what about the acceleration? It really depends. Someone who can barely raise their arm will have terrible acceleration, but I think medium-sized people like Polaris or I can still punch people with the same speed as a thin-framed person.

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Captain Salazar Snowberry]

When I grow up I'm going to be a ninja.

[Justice]

Not a pirate?

:(

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[TheSnake]

I can tell you didn't get that the :D face meant joking. I beat you weight wise anyhow 220ish. Though I'm only 6'0 *thats small for my family*

[Juggalo]

304Lbs, 6 foot 3inches. Wanna fight, Justice? I feel like crushing some jap-... err.. asians. >_>

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

u can fight me juggalo!

[Juggalo]

:blink:

[Karmashock]

:blink:
fag

[Polaris]

I can tell you didn't get that the :D face meant joking.
i caught it ;)

304Lbs, 6 foot 3inches. Wanna fight, Justice? I feel like crushing some jap-... err.. asians. >_>
whoa. didnt know you were so tall

[Juggalo]

fag

Fuckstick fiend!

[Juggalo]

whoa. didnt know you were so tall

:-\ still hella overweight.

[TheSnake]

Jugs probably got some man jugs :D

[Juggalo]

Very hairy too. :blink:

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

take a pic

[Delta]

i never knew neb had such a whiny voice... dam that would get on my nerves after awhile :P lol j/p neb

[Justice]

Neb sounds black, and Juggalo, I don't care if you beat up on Japanese people, because they've been ostracized from the Asian race

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Polaris]

i love Neb's voice... its so soft... and pretty... and it makes me happy

so quit knockin it, or i beat choo up, yo

[Juggalo]

:lol:

[Karmashock]

Fuckstick fiend!
she asked you to fight her... that's an invitation for sweaty groping... you didn't know what to do, ergo - fag.

[Quietus]

im 6'2"-- wanna fight?

6'8'', 270. Wanna fight? :)

When I grow up I'm going to be a ninja.

I'm going to be an undead ninja space pirate cyborg.


The female voice isnt that bad, the males sounds like a full on nerd though.

[Blacksand]

I feel short now, being only 210 or so and 5'9".

[Clouku]

Well, makes the tall guys damn easy to kick their bollocks, wouldnt it? :P

[Juggalo]

she asked you to fight her... that's an invitation for sweaty groping... you didn't know what to do, ergo - fag.

The fact that she'd want to fight, she being probably 1/3 my size, was shocking. :|

I feel short now, being only 210 or so and 5'9".
:lol: Short stuff. that could kick my ass...

[Quietus]

Smother him!

His fancy shmancy military combat training won't help if he cannot move. :)

[Karmashock]

The fact that she'd want to fight, she being probably 1/3 my size, was shocking. :|
fighting a girl, is never really fighting... unless you're a wussy... or a fag.

[Juggalo]

fighting a girl, is never really fighting...

I'm done with you. Stay in your political forum if you want to make every thread an argument. :|

[Karmashock]

awww... the big man got his feelings hurt... sheesh...

I was just making a joke... mostly at neb's expense but you never picked it up...
she asked you to fight her... that's an invitation for sweaty groping...
ah well... no point throttling you when you've already in a fetal position screaming on the floor...


Wanna fight? - Karmashock.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

ill fight you karma!

[Karmashock]

Alright *begins taking off shirt*

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

ewww

[Karmashock]

come on, baby... bring it... *gets out the baby oil*...:banana:

[Bentusi]

*sets up camera in the corner*

Now comeon kids, daddy needs his videos.

[Karmashock]

*wearing nothing but boxers and shining with baby oil*


This is how you fight girls... :lol:

[Justice]

EWW SLIPPERY

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Karmashock]

EWW SLIPPERY
And shiny :)

*waits for neb to come here and get greasy* :lol:

[Juggalo]

*all of a sudden 4 large black men burst into the room and stat Krumping*

[Karmashock]

*all of a sudden 4 large black men burst into the room and stat Krumping*

*karma snaps his fingers and the 4 men burst into flames and go running around on fire for 2 minutes before finally they stop moving as their flesh cooks down to the bone*


*waits for neb* :)

[Justice]

It's like trying to hold a very slippery fish .... you can't

You grab on and they just slime away

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[TheSnake]

*jugs then squishes you, fat man style*

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

*comes and fights karma*

[Juggalo]

*comes and fights karma*

At least he got what he wanted. ;)

[RazielDemon]

Go Karma! Go Karma! Go Karma!

[TheSnake]

*neb throws karma all ninja style and proceeds to beat him senseless* Karma is too slippery to get up so neb just kicks him...alot

[Delta]

lol...

*gets nahcos and sets up chair* bent i hope your getting this on vid :up:

[Polaris]

*tosses Neb a knife

go for the 'nads!

[TheSnake]

oh no fair...I better even the odds *throws karma a pointy stick*

[Clouku]

:wtf:
*sits down in the corner and eats popcorn*

[Karmashock]

*karma smiles with pleasure as nebs feable strikes massage his muscles*

*neb gets a knife somehow and things almost got interesting, but a pointy stick came to the rescue... Karma slashes the knife out of her hands and it goes PING into the cealing*

*Karma then lies down on the floor again (on top of the stick... so the naughty girl doesn't get any ideas)... and continues to enjoy those fingers and toes*
http://www.kahuna.lovingtouch.co.za/images/tanja_on_leg.jpg

[Juggalo]

*walks into room to see Karma and Neb rolling around on the floor*
*sees Clouku and Delta sitting in chairs eating*
*brings in case of beer and passes it around*

Now, lets get thsi party STARTED!
*puts in CD, containing cheesy techno porn music*

[Bentusi]

*hits juggalo in the head with a baseball bat*

only the director gets to choose the soundtrack bitch.

[Juggalo]

That hurt, asshole! No beer for you!

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

hmm

karma, you're weird

[Justice]

HAHAHA LOOK WHO'S TALKING OMG ROFFFLLEEEEEEEE OMGZZZZ


cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Karmashock]

hmm

karma, you're weird
*looks at neb who is all shiny and slippery too*


Aren't you going to wrestle me? :lol:

[eXoRciSt]

mud wrestle?

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

*wrestles karma*

and wins!

[Blacksbyrd]

*Walks by and shakes her head and steals a beer*;) thanks juggs :)

[Karmashock]

*wrestles karma*

and wins!
*nebs is shiney with oil, covered in sweat, and locks the almost naked karma around his hips with her thighs... with karma on his back... smiling*


Oh you won huh? :lol:


Keep it up, this is fun.

[eXoRciSt]

*Tom enters the ring with a man thong on*

[Karmashock]

Tom is not allowed in the ring.

*flicks his wrist and casts tom into another dimention filled with nachos*

[eXoRciSt]

Tom likes nachos. I dunno if for eating or something else...

[Polaris]

*grabs neb, walks off with her, and throws a hand gernade in room before leaving.

gg, guys.

[eXoRciSt]

*dodges granade by using karma as shield, wathcing his body fly into bloody bits allover the room, grabs a pump, and chases polaris *****....*

[Polaris]

except i've already left in a getaway car, dofus

[Karmashock]

*polaris continues to walk off with a replica of neb, while the real neb continues to 'wrestle' with Karma... cus' she thinks she's going to win*


I can't believe polaris thought a hand granade would work on me... or that I wasn't expecting him.

*continues to roll around in grease on the floor with neb*

Remember Polaris... she came over here of her own free will... even after I took off my shirt and lathered up... or perhaps because? :lol:

[Captain Salazar Snowberry]

You guys are retarded.

[Polaris]

*polaris continues to walk off with a replica of neb, while the real neb continues to 'wrestle' with Karma... cus' she thinks she's going to win*


I can't believe polaris thought a hand granade would work on me... or that I wasn't expecting him.

*continues to roll around in grease on the floor with neb*

Remember Polaris... she came over here of her own free will... even after I took off my shirt and lathered up... or perhaps because? :lol:

between you and me, who would better recognize neb? do you really take me for such a twit that i couldn't recognize my own girlfriend?
silly karma.. i believe you are the one left with the replica

and whether or not she came of her own free will is irrelevent as you are dead (as per nomed's post)

gg!

[eXoRciSt]

He got you there, you are dead, you're probably wrestling with satan as in the form of neb.


*Hops on a motorcycle, chases polaris, catches him only to find two dummies*

[Karmashock]

between you and me, who would better recognize neb? do you really take me for such a twit that i couldn't recognize my own girlfriend?
silly karma.. i believe you are the one left with the replica
And who is better at knowing what a replica would even look like?

Do you think a buyer and seller of human souls would have a common replica of her? Please.

and whether or not she came of her own free will is irrelevent as you are dead
<--------can't be killed.
He got you there, you are dead, you're probably wrestling with satan as in the form of neb.
more the other way around ironically...

[eXoRciSt]

But im chasing Polaris on a mission.

[DJTheBaron]

im glad i didnt read the other 3 pages

[Juggalo]

*Walks by and shakes her head and steals a beer* thanks juggs

*shakes fist*

You guys are retarded.
:dur::freak:

[Karmashock]

im glad i didnt read the other 3 pages
you can fight with neb second if you like...

[RazielDemon]

DJ would cheat, he'd use a chair.l

[Polaris]

And who is better at knowing what a replica would even look like?

Do you think a buyer and seller of human souls would have a common replica of her? Please.
ok, so you could identify the replica easier and i could identify Neb easier... by simple elimination, i could identify the replica just as easy as you could identify Neb.
Therefore, Neb and i are in a car on the highway going the opposite direction Demon is. Won't matter much, anyway. Demon's motorcycle's engine, thanks to a little sabatoge, is due for a new pistonhead right about.... now.
:howdy:

again, gg.

[Karmashock]

ok, so you could identify the replica easier and i could identify Neb easier... by simple elimination, i could identify the replica just as easy as you could identify Neb.
Think whatever makes it easier for you... She came for a fight and it would be disrespectful for you to grab her in the first place. I'm not holding her here. I didn't take her. I didn't force her to do anything. I didn't even challenge her to a fight. She challenged ME! The only person trying to make her do anything, is you. I'm LETTING her do what she wants... which just happens to be getting her whole body greasy wrestling with me :lol: ;)

*continues to wrestle with neb... could she win?... she sure does get on top of him a lot*


Love and peace, Karmashock.

[Bentusi]

*pressed a button*

*watches as the Neb Fembot turns on polaris and kills him*

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

karma, let me win! *kicks karma*

[Polaris]

*disregards bentusi

Think whatever makes it easier for you... She came for a fight and it would be disrespectful for you to grab her in the first place. I'm not holding her here. I didn't take her. I didn't force her to do anything. I didn't even challenge her to a fight. She challenged ME! The only person trying to make her do anything, is you. I'm LETTING her do what she wants... which just happens to be getting her whole body greasy wrestling with me :lol: ;)
you only took the original "let's fight" the wrong way, which diverted the course of her desire to pummel you. therefore, you are a rapist, and i shall kill you with a rapier

even achiles had his weak spot

[DJTheBaron]

you can fight with neb second if you like...

why? if i wanted sex i'd ask, and if the woman said no i'd rape her, murder her then dispose of any evidence

[Karmashock]

karma, let me win! *kicks karma*
*moves so her toes massage his back some more*

mmm...
================================================== ===
*disregards bentusi
Why, cus' you finally had to admit that after it's head popped off and sparks came out that it 'probably' wasn't neb? :lol:
therefore, you are a rapist[/i]
I think Neb would disagree with you there... and the audience here that's been camped out around the show would also likely note that it was more along the lines of 'concentual greasy groping and violent massage'... then 'rape'... I mean... I didn't even make a move on her... she came at me... and the rest is on video and DVD for sale at TLSC gift shop for 19.99


Neb will of course get a percentage of the proceeds.
even achiles had his weak spot
no... only achiles has a weak spot like that actually... most of us are either weak all over or tough all over. I'm the latter.

Love and peace, Karmashock.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

*walks away from karma, takes a shower to wash off all the icky grease oil crap, then goes to sleep, with polaris.*

btw, for everyones info: IT WAS RAPE!

and all i really wanted to do is actually beat him up... not all this sexual stuff.

[Karmashock]

*walks away from karma, takes a shower to wash off all the icky grease oil crap, then goes to sleep, with polaris.*
Oh, they always go home with the good guys... to sleep... but that doesn't stop them from spending their wild nights with the bad guys...

Not that this statistic is in anyway related to the greasy massage that neb gave me, but apparently something like one birth in five isn't from the father... that 'thinks' he's the father. The real father was some guy she probably hissed at in public but 'purred' for inside... and finally gave into it.


DNA testing ladies... it will ruin you all.
btw, for everyones info: IT WAS RAPE!
How? You came at me? I was greasy before hand... you knew what you were getting into... you're just saying this because polaris is a massive baby and made the mistake of playing forum games with me... a recipe for comic death.

As to your proceeds from the DVD sales, you can kiss those good bye unless you adopt a more pleasing additude.

and all i really wanted to do is actually beat him up... not all this sexual stuff.
What sexual stuff?... just because you kept gropping my wang doesn't imply that I meant anything sexual at all. If anyone should be filing charges, its me.

The double standards in this society... with your behavior that you have the gall to cope the victim is just disgraceful. The valiant ladies that labored for woman's sufferage weep everytime a women uses her gender to upset the legal system. This is one of the many arguements that was used to argue against such sufferage... but alas... we live in a society with a double standard... where the men humor the women no matter how badly they abuse us. I am happily among these men... it's a lot of fun :lol:

Love and peace, Karmashock.

[Karmashock]

<<Removed at the request of a lady>>

[Polaris]

its ok, im going to kill you anyhow.

you'll send me a postcard from the seventh circle of hell, right?

[Karmashock]

its ok, im going to kill you anyhow.

you'll send me a postcard from the seventh circle of hell, right?
Hush now... no need to get excited... the worst thing you can do in any pissing contest is let your game face crack. You've got to smile to the end. It's no fun fighting suicidal amatures that think threats are of any use.


Stop this... you're upsetting Neb... be a man and keep her happy.


I know I did my part.... ;)

Tell her, she has nice shoes and great taste in music... and no meanting nasty words! You will make her cry... and if you make her cry... well... you'll... you'll feel the back of my hand through the mouse is what you'll feel.

Love and peace, Karmashock.

[eXoRciSt]

*explodes*

[Juggalo]

*laughs at Demon*
:harhar:

[Justice]

God this thread is getting ugly fast

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Juggalo]

*slaps Justice* :fag:

[eXoRciSt]

Word.

[Juggalo]

Peace peace, yo!

[Bentusi]

hahahaha. Jesus christ it's the fucking internet.

Not like neb's actually greco-roman wrestiling karma in real life polaris, take a chill pill.

[Karmashock]

Not like neb's actually greco-roman wrestiling karma in real life
Or did she? Hmmmmm???

[Justice]

You know the Greeks wrestled naked.

In fact the first Olympics ever was full of naked men competitors. All those women in the crowds sure must have loved that111

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Karmashock]

You know the Greeks wrestled naked.

In fact the first Olympics ever was full of naked men competitors. All those women in the crowds sure must have loved that111
married women were forbidden to attend and the biggest prize was insane amounts of sex.

[Justice]

the biggest prize was insane amounts of sex.

Sounds like the Greeks ... while we were reading The Odyssey a few years ago my English teacher just happened to reference the words "Prophet" and "massive gatherings" and "group orgies" in the same sentence.

:blink:

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Juggalo]

I wanna be an acient greek. >:(

[Clouku]

Juggs you'd be screwing guys up the ass as well as screwing women :P

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

we r reading the odyssey again now, i just had a test on it yesterday. i didnt read 1 word of that book. <3 sparknotes

[DJTheBaron]

we r reading the odyssey again now, i just had a test on it yesterday. i didnt read 1 word of that book. <3 sparknotes

thats because your a dumb iliterate bitch

that or ur really really old and remember those days

[eXoRciSt]

You know the Greeks wrestled naked.

In fact the first Olympics ever was full of naked men competitors. All those women in the crowds sure must have loved that111

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

Justice would know

[Justice]

Justice would know

Yes, I'm quite a history scholar. What about you, Mr. DoMeN?

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[eXoRciSt]

that ceasar was assasinated

[Justice]

*Caesar

And really now. There were a lot of Caesars ... all the Roman emperor's name had "Caesar" somewhere in it out of respect. "Caesar" came to be the same as "Emperor."

So, not all Caesars were assassinated. You're thinking Julius.

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Juggalo]

No global lessons in spam! NO! :nono:

[Justice]

YES

YES

YES

MORE

YES

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cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Juggalo]

Someone sodomize Justice.

[Justice]

Nobody would want to do that

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[DJTheBaron]

hey baby

the contract might be up but so is my erect member

come to daddy

[Justice]

hey baby

the contract might be up but so is my erect member

come to daddy

:errr:

No thanks ...

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[eXoRciSt]

good job gaying it up justice