This is why you never run a .exe from Bentusi...

[Bentusi]

Reference: Pacman.exe is a file that simulates a virus deleting your files from a directory (C:Windows in this case). Tetris was a file that simulates a hard drive format, but as you can see windows picked up on that one :D .

Jake says:
hey
Bentusi says:
yo
Bentusi says:
hold on a second, i need your help on somethin
Jake says:
ok
Bentusi says:
I been making a flash video, need a tester
Bentusi says:
just forgot where I put the file, lemme find it
Jake says:
alright
Bentusi says:
this is what i get for moving files around..
Jake says:
lol what
Bentusi says:
can't find it..
Bentusi says:
there it goes
Jake says:
kk
Bentusi says:
you have winzip?
Jake says:
yeha i think so
Bentusi says:
kk
Bentusi says:
i zipped the file to compress it
Bentusi says:
you don't need to extract it, just run it from winzip
Jake says:
alright
Bentusi says:
saves you hard drive space

Waiting for Jake to accept the file "pacman.zip" (110 Kb, less than 1 minute with a 28.8 modem). Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the file transfer.

Transfer of file "pacman.zip" has been accepted by Jake. Starting transfer...

Transfer of "pacman.zip" is complete.

Bentusi says:
just open, run, and enjoy
Bentusi says:
it working?
Jake says:
no
Jake says:
hm
Jake says:
i had winrar
Bentusi says:
lol
Bentusi says:
go to www.winzip.com
Jake says:
ok
Bentusi says:
it's a short download..
Jake says:
lol
Jake says:
wt fits deleting the file and it wont stop lol
Bentusi says:
??
Jake says:
ill just save it again
Bentusi says:
what winzip is deleteing files?
Jake says:
n
Jake says:
no
Jake says:
windows is
Jake says:
ofr soem reason
Bentusi says:
well thats not good
Jake says:
i press cancal and nothing happens
Jake says:
WTF
Jake says:
IT SAYS ITS DELETIGN WINDOW
Bentusi says:
thats really not good..
Jake says:
i need to shut of fmy comp
Bentusi says:
?
Bentusi says:
can't you cntrl alt delete it?
Bentusi says:
demon?
Bentusi says:
earth to demon?
Bentusi says:
HAHAHAH
Bentusi says:
you there dude?
Bentusi says:
jake
Bentusi says:
you there?
Jake says:
my computers retarded or something
Bentusi says:
riight
Bentusi says:
what started it?
Jake says:
i haev no idea
Jake says:
i clicked that file
Jake says:
and it said error
Bentusi says:
mm
Bentusi says:
you should probably delete the file then
Bentusi says:
I guess windows doesn't like it very much
Jake says:
ans this little screeen said it was romoving files C/: windows
Bentusi says:
weird..
Jake says:
yeah
Bentusi says:
yeah I'd probably delete the file
Jake says:
nah
Bentusi says:
mmk..
Jake says:
it might just be my computer
Bentusi says:
you wanna try testing it out again?

Jake says:
sure

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
demon?

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
earth to demon?

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
HAHAHAH

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
you there dude?

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
jake

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
you there?

Bentusi says:
still there?
Jake says:
ok
Jake says:
i just installed winzip
Bentusi says:
k, open and run
Bentusi says:
should work..
Bentusi says:
mine does
Jake says:
ok
Jake says:
now where did i put that file..
Jake says:
hey just send the file again so i can open it form here
Jake says:
*from
Bentusi says:
mmk
Bentusi says:
actually
Bentusi says:
can you check out another one?
Jake says:
ok
Bentusi says:
it's closer to being finished

Waiting for Jake to accept the file "Tetris.zip" (112 Kb, less than 1 minute with a 28.8 modem). Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the file transfer.

Jake says:
sure ill check it out
Bentusi says:
same deal to open it

Transfer of file "Tetris.zip" has been accepted by Jake. Starting transfer...

Jake says:
ok

Transfer of "Tetris.zip" is complete.

Jake says:
omg
Bentusi says:
what?
Jake says:
mt stupid computer blocked access from me opening the file
Bentusi says:
?
Bentusi says:
you mean nothing happend?
Jake says:
i really want to hurt my computer
Jake says:
thats what it said
Bentusi says:
what did it say?
Jake says:
Windows found that this file is potentially harmful.
Jake says:
To help protect your computer, Windows has blockde access to this file
Bentusi says:
what the zip file?
Jake says:
yeah
Bentusi says:
try opening with winrar again
Jake says:
now its doing that delete thing agian...
Bentusi says:
?
Bentusi says:
wait
Bentusi says:
tell me exactly what is say
Bentusi says:
s
Jake says:
what
Bentusi says:
I need to figure this damn thing out
Jake says:
which one
Bentusi says:
the delete thing, whats it deleting
Jake says:
ok
Jake says:
[] = file
Jake says:
.
Bentusi says:
?
Bentusi says:
is it deleteing.. formatting.. what?
Jake says:
From 'C:\\WINDOWS'
Jake says:
Deleting...
Bentusi says:
umm
Bentusi says:
ok, don't shut off your computer dude..
Jake says:
alright
Bentusi says:
thats your Operating system, shut your comp down and it probably wont start..
Bentusi says:
try cancleing
Jake says:
it doesnt do anyhting when i press cancel, ive probably pressed it 200 times
Bentusi says:
ohhh k
Jake says:
wierd
Bentusi says:
can you click on anything else?
Jake says:
hmm..
Bentusi says:
like on your desktop?
Jake says:
yeah
Bentusi says:
well at least that works
Jake says:
ok
Bentusi says:
umm..
Jake says:
well
Bentusi says:
you SURE you can't cancel it?
Jake says:
i cant
Jake says:
its not on taskbar
Jake says:
and press cancel does shit
Bentusi says:
?
Bentusi says:
well damn dude..
Jake says:
yeah its k
Jake says:
ask mvb
Jake says:
he just signed on

Natural MVB has been added to the conversation.

Bentusi says:
MVB we need help
Bentusi says:
jakes comp is deleting itself..
Natural MVB says:
what's wrong?
Natural MVB says:
what?
Natural MVB says:
dude
Natural MVB says:
what the hell did you do to your computer man?

Bentusi says:
i gave him a flash file to play
Bentusi says:
and this happend..
Bentusi says:
it's deleting his os
Jake says:
os?
Bentusi says:
operating system..
Natural MVB says:
dude
Natural MVB says:
ok, first
Bentusi says:
it's what makes your entire computer work basically..
Natural MVB says:
don't shut down
Natural MVB says:
because if you do
Natural MVB says:
you may never get it started up again
Natural MVB says:
what is it telling you demon?
Jake says:
umm
Jake says:
deleting..
Jake says:
From 'C:\\WINDOWS'
Bentusi says:
you know what it kinda sounds like?

Jake says:
and theres a file transfering files
Jake says:
its not making a sound
Bentusi says:
a virus...
Jake says:
hmm..
Jake says:
i shut off once
Bentusi says:
don't try it
Jake says:
and it didnt do anyhting
Bentusi says:
I think you just got lucky dude
Jake says:
hm..
Jake says:
im kinda scared
Jake says:
well
Jake says:
the only thing i can do is log off
Natural MVB says:
don't log off!
Bentusi says:
wait
Natural MVB says:
omg demon first rule
Natural MVB says:
is not to log off
Bentusi says:
just hold on, lemme think of something
Natural MVB says:
because all the stuff
Natural MVB says:
is on your computer still
Natural MVB says:
it can't be *actually* deleted
Natural MVB says:
until the hard drive stops spinning
Jake says:
its going to recycle bin
Jake says:
i think
Natural MVB says:
yeah I mean
Natural MVB says:
just hang on
Jake says:
ok
Natural MVB says:
and when it is all done
Natural MVB says:
you can system restore maybe
Natural MVB says:
you'll lose all your data at least though
Jake says:
man
Jake says:
this
Jake says:
really sucks
Bentusi says:
but your comp will still work..
Natural MVB says:
like, you're not going to have any more files
Natural MVB says:
but at least maybe your comp won't be deat
Natural MVB says:
er, dead
Natural MVB says:
*maybe*U
Jake says:
yeah
Jake says:
me
Bentusi says:
demon you checked your taskbar right?
Jake says:
wait
Jake says:
im taskbar
Jake says:
and it shows
Jake says:
the slt+crt plus dlete thing
Bentusi says:
?
Jake says:
task bar manager
Bentusi says:
you can see it on there?
Jake says:
yeah
Bentusi says:
ok, dont' do anything
Bentusi says:
whats the file name of it
Jake says:
winmsg32.dll
Bentusi says:
..
Natural MVB says:
uh oh
Jake says:
what
Natural MVB says:
well
Natural MVB says:
nothing
Jake says:
can i just turn off my comp and hope im not dead?
Jake says:
unplug it i mean

[Bentusi]

Natural MVB says:
oh my gosh no
Bentusi says:
definately not recommended
Natural MVB says:
everything deleted
Natural MVB says:
would be permanently deleted
Natural MVB says:
instead of just temp removed
Bentusi says:
jake you got a virus dude, just wait it out..
Jake says:
ok
Jake says:
what if i delete that file
Jake says:
pacman
Jake says:
its on my desktop
Bentusi says:
mm
Bentusi says:
that might screw it up even more..
Bentusi says:
ok demon
Bentusi says:
I want you to get to the task manager
Jake says:
ok
Bentusi says:
and try to stop it from there..
Jake says:
on it
Bentusi says:
and don't do anything after that
Jake says:
IT STOPED
Jake says:
OMG
Jake says:
YESSSS
Bentusi says:
demon
Bentusi says:
Now i want you to unzip pacman
Bentusi says:
UNZIP not runn
Bentusi says:
and look at the file description..
Jake says:
ok hwo do i unzip it
Bentusi says:
you still have winzip right?
Jake says:
yeha io think
Bentusi says:
open with that
Jake says:
i just installed it
Jake says:
ok
Bentusi says:
and extract pacman to your desktop
Bentusi says:
then right click, and go click on properties
Bentusi says:
and tell me what it says for the description
Jake says:
extracting now
Jake says:
ok done
Bentusi says:
ok right click and go down to properties
Jake says:
ok
Bentusi says:
whats the description of the file?
Jake says:
Simulates deleting all files from ANY directory
Bentusi says:
huh
Bentusi says:
i guess it did run correctly then
Jake says:
so it was supposed to delete all my files?
Bentusi says:
no, it just poped up a window saying it was
Jake says:
omg
Jake says:
lol
Jake says:
i ant to liek cry
Jake says:
but instead
Jake says:
i laugh at myself
Jake says:
why the fuck would it do that?
Jake says:
to scare the fuck out of you?
Bentusi says:
yep
Natural MVB says:
lol
Natural MVB says:
program finish?
Bentusi says:
nah
Jake says:
thsi fuckers gettign of fmy compter
Bentusi says:
I accidentally fixed it
Bentusi says:
:/
Bentusi says:
i didn't think stopping it from the task manager would work
Jake says:
but it did right away lol
Bentusi says:
shame
Bentusi says:
anyway.. time to post on the forums
Natural MVB says:
haha
Jake says:
yes
Natural MVB says:
save the chat log
Jake says:
lol
Jake says:
do it
Natural MVB says:
save the chat logs!
Jake says:
how
Jake says:
this will be the thread of the year
Jake says:
well thanks guys for helpign me out
Jake says:
i think..
Bentusi says:
jake
Jake says:
lol
Bentusi says:
i sent that to you on purpose
Jake says:
really?
Bentusi says:
i knew exactly what it did
Natural MVB says:
so did I
Natural MVB says:
in on it, you might say
Natural MVB says:
APRIL FOOL'S
Natural MVB says:
....

Jake has left the conversation.

Natural MVB says:
IN DECEMBER
Bentusi says:
LOL
Natural MVB says:
ooh hahahaha
Natural MVB says:
rofl lmao
Bentusi says:
so awesome
Bentusi says:
am posting

[Polaris]

OWNED
bentusi, 2 pts; demon, -5

[DrunkenUno]

too bad you still are gay.

[Bentusi]

i feel the need to point out that out of the 10 people i've tried this on, only demon actually ran it :thumbup

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

You are mean.

[Bentusi]

but funny!

[Polaris]

indeed
demon, did you know that google has a web-search dictionary? like if you put in
define: asinine
it'll come up with definitions for "asinine"
but did you also know that the programmers of Google have a strange sense of humor and throw in weird stuff (ie try searching for "weapons of mass destruction" or "miserable failure"... dern liberals) into their searches? try putting in
define: gullible
its pretty funny

[tom]

:nono:

[Bentusi]

your all a bunch of killjoys, everyone of you but MVB

[/<yle]

not only did he run it, he ran it 2x

[Weavern]

I dont know whether to congradulate you on your ability to sell the idea to people or to worry about how stupid demon really is. This file has been around for like 5 years, thou it seems to be improved if you cant cancel it. First time I got hit by it i just hit cancel and it was fine. I hit the guy in the head who sent it to me in school the next day thou. Looking back it would have been funny, but to the computer illiterate they would definatly have a heart attack.

[eXoRciSt]

I was laughing before, and after i he told me it would delete everything, and there was nothing i could do about it, i actually felt liek crying.

But netherless, good job, guys, you really got me.

[DrunkenUno]

your all a bunch of killjoys, everyone of you but MVB
Its like pulling a prank on a retarded kid.

[Larsson7]

i feel the need to point out that out of the 10 people i've tried this on, only demon actually ran it :thumbup

As funny as it was to read - I would also have fallen for it :(

I would trust Bentusi.

[ilia]

Hehe..

Naughty Bent.. Quite naughty. Though of course no Virus behaves in the way of "umm yeah Im a badass virus.. I think Ill write "Deleting C: \Windows" so everyone would know what Im doing".

While it IS posssible to make a simple script to delete that Windows folder, the basic AntiVirus - if not Windows itself - WILL NOT allow it to work.

Still lmfao @ Demon :lol:

[eXoRciSt]

Fuck you Drunk

[Outrageous Cheek]

Hahahaha I that was great Bent.

Demon got rocked...Though I kinda feel bad for him lol.

Yea Bent, dude u stole candy from a retarded kid lol.

WTG ;)

[Justice]

O.M.F.G.

OWNED.

O.M.G.

W.T.F.

O.W.N.E.D.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Flo]

I thought it was funny as Fawk Bent !! :hail:
I found this in my Logs. Hehe. :howdy:

Bentusi: you got a min drunk?

Bentusi: I need some advice
Bentusi: I been making a little flash game for school, need somebody to test it out
Bentusi: I stuck it into a .exe file. All you gotta do is run it :)
Bentusi: It's Tetris!
DrunkenOne: kk
Flo: I think its Cool Bent !!
Flo: :P
Bentusi: shut up you, you couldn't dl it
Bentusi: alot of good you are..
Bentusi: old fogey
Flo: shhhhhh
Bentusi: flo
*** DrunkenOne has left the conversation.
Flo: Dont spoil it now
Flo: n00b
Bentusi: :D
Bentusi: what
Bentusi: You can't dl files
Flo: No
Bentusi: thats the truth :)
Flo: But I was trying to tell Drunk its Cool !!
Bentusi: he's already accepted the dl :)
Flo: OK :)
Flo: hehe
Bentusi: I doubt it's gonna work though
Flo: Oh??
Bentusi: well it's got this annoying little description of the program
Bentusi: that he may or may not notice
Bentusi: and I haven't found a way to alter that part out yet :)
Flo: Damn pity
Bentusi: it's enough to stop him, but he may just not notice or care
Flo: Fingers crossed :)
Bentusi: file Dl'ed, here we go
Flo: I have to figure out how to receive files in Trillian
Flo: :(
Bentusi: lol
Flo: Did you try MVB ??
Bentusi: not yet
Flo: Haha
Bentusi: :)
Flo: LOL
Bentusi: he finished dling it.. but he isn't talking..
Flo: Prolly to busy :(
Flo: He wont try it now I think
*** bricard_uk@hotmail.com (Apocalypse/Bricard 'avin a smoke) has joined the conversation.
Bentusi: Drunk dled it
Bentusi: waiting to see what he thinks
Apocalypse/Bricard 'avin a smoke: about what?
Bentusi: oh he went offline..
Bentusi: AH HAHAHAHA
Bentusi: HE JACKED HIS POWER CORD
Flo: LOL
Bentusi: ROTFLMAO
Bentusi: oh he definitely ran it :)
Bentusi: AH HAHAHAHAHA

Flo: omg this is Cool
Bentusi: apoc
Apocalypse/Bricard 'avin a smoke: ?
Bentusi: i sent drunk a file named tetris.exe
Bentusi: told him it was a flash game i was making and I wanted him to test it out
Bentusi: in reality however..
Apocalypse/Bricard 'avin a smoke: omg
Apocalypse/Bricard 'avin a smoke: you didn't
Bentusi: It simulates a virus formatting your hard drive :)
Bentusi: :D
Flo: LOL
Apocalypse/Bricard 'avin a smoke: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
Apocalypse/Bricard 'avin a smoke: Drunk = OWNT
Bentusi: you press cancel, it starts formatting
Flo: Good and Proper !! lol
Bentusi: you press ok, it starts formatting
Apocalypse/Bricard 'avin a smoke: man is he gonna be pissed
Bentusi: you press on the X, doesn't do anything
Flo: Here he is
Bentusi: :)
Bentusi: did it work drunk :)
Bentusi: hmm
Bentusi: still says it's waiting for him
Bentusi: oh, you can't cntrl-alt-delete it out of existance either :)
Apocalypse/Bricard 'avin a smoke: invite him back to the convo

[Bentusi]

:D

[eXoRciSt]

Its like pulling a prank on a retarded kid.


Still going by that bitch?

[/<yle]

He dident run it you illiterate fag.

[eXoRciSt]

Yeah bu the said he would have panicked and turned it off ,i was calm, and turned it it off, and figured out what it was.

[/<yle]

If someone sent you a real fking virus, you would be fked.

[Bentusi]

uh.. no you didn't

You just sat there while MVB and I tried to "fix" your computer.

If you knew what it was you wouldn't have run it TWICE!

[Justice]

Bent > all.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[eXoRciSt]

I got winzip the fking second time and tried it noob.

[ToxicGene]

Omfg..... demon got owned! :newbie:

[eXoRciSt]

ok ill send a virus to your pc and see how you react.

[Justice]

:wtf:

I doubt you even know what a virus is.

Oh ... here's something for you to consider.

Find something wrong with this statement, Demon:

"A virus that infects the human body and causes disease is a living example of a type of bacteria."

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Bentusi]

I believe he meant a computer virus Justice.

BTW: The moral of this story isn't how demon got pwned.

It's never EVER run a .exe you don't trust, or at least look over what it does 1st.

[Shackled Phoenix]

Demon, next time, prepare stabbings.

[eXoRciSt]

?

[Justice]

DEMON

answer the question:

Find something wrong with this statement, Demon:

"A virus that infects the human body and causes disease is a living example of a type of bacteria."


cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[eXoRciSt]

I


Dont



Care

[Justice]

You



Must



Know



This



cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Bentusi]

A virus operates differently then bacteria.

Theres your answer, Now :stfu: and play hide and go fuck yourself Justice

[Justice]

could you be more specific?

How exactly does it operate "differently?"

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Bentusi]

Virus inject viral dna into the host cell. The viral dna overwrites portions of the host cell's dna, making the host cell send out viral MRNA strands.

These strands then order the cell to create more viruses by a method of protein manufacturing, this is what actually kills the host cell.

Once the host cell is full of viral dna strands it explodes, sending out the new virus to other cells.

A bacteria works in an entirely different fashion, it simply 'eats' you

[eXoRciSt]

Now will you go away? :nod:

[Justice]

No, because Bent answered the question FOR you.

That's not YOU answering the question, noob.

FYI, a virus is NOT ALIVE, whereas bacteria ARE.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Bentusi]

depends on your definition of life.

[Justice]

I'm talking about the scientific definition of "life." Stop being difficult.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[eXoRciSt]

stop talkign to your penis.

[Justice]

Demon, just stop talking, period.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Bentusi]

gem of a thread..

[eXoRciSt]

LOL

every new member read this shit and see how bad everyone was to me :(

Bent you're such a dick :)

[Juggalo]

every new member read this shit and see how bad everyone was to me :(

We still fuck you with. :P

[Rubba Duck]

:lol:
you gullable bastard!

now you see why i only have certain members on my contact list :P

[Lord_Ulrik]

LOL

every new member read this shit and see how bad everyone was to me :(

Bent you're such a dick :)


Im just a new forums member and a tlsc applicant, demon and my answer to this is just ROFLMAO demon got owned :lmao:

to the rest, who dont know me yet. I know demon from DoW and msn, thats the reason for my cheeky answer.

especially for demon: Dont be cheeky when ya younger than the most here, coz ya get owned by them. Just a lil tip from and old bugger ;)

[Justice]

Demon is teh 1337 uberp1imp!

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Lord_Ulrik]

:spam: :lmao:
Poor demon. PC is fucked up and ....

[Juggalo]

Best ownage of Demon EVAR! ::P

[Speedracer71]

omg, enough of this, someone lock this thread!

[Juggalo]

???

[Rubba Duck]

its like the virus smiley on MSN :lol:

[eXoRciSt]

die

[Rubba Duck]

LIVE!!!!

[Juggalo]

LOL, Yeah, that virus smiley was awesome. It made Tainted close his chat window real quick like.

[Cleary]

:lol:
you gullable bastard!

now you see why i only have certain members on my contact list :P
you only keep me because i supplied you with porno smilies lol.

[Rubba Duck]

no. i keep you there to remind myself theres always someone worse off than me :P

[Juggalo]

OH SNAP!

[Cleary]

OH SNAP!
actually its not the same for you lol, your deleted XD

[Rubba Duck]

:lol: only kidding buddy <3

[Juggalo]

You've been deleted on my list since you got gay. Well, I should say gayER.

[Rubba Duck]

now now. play nice :nono:

[Juggalo]

Yes ma'am.

[Rubba Duck]

http://fubz.us/modules/Forums/images/smiles/079.gif

[Juggalo]

:rolleyes:

[Rubba Duck]

:sleep:

[RazielDemon]

Gem of a thread maybe... but thread necromancy is bad mkay?

[Juggalo]

Nu uh, I'll go through and find some other good ones. :P

[Rubba Duck]

yes, do!
mwahahahah!

[Juggalo]

I've decidedd I don't wanna. :P

[Lord_Ulrik]

*fredoutofthegrave* let mee rest in pieece, i hate beein taken ouuut of the grave buuh.

Ok, maybe ya need a medium like me to understand this message fred (thread) want to die, he´s old and sick of beein raped. Grab a young and hot fred and rape this or take demon the sexxor LMAO.

Sry demon, but ya "demon=sexxor" comment down ya pic is really funny, i was rollin over the floor man. You should post a better pic better means older one. You look like ya 12year old young boy whos hangin on moms lap (how we say in germany). But take this like a man wud ya quiet kewl and it´s allways funny playin with ya ;)

[Rubba Duck]

i didnt understand a word of that :confused:

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

i like pie

[Juggalo]

Silly Neb, you like CHAIRS, not pie.

I like pie... :drool:

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

i like chairs and pie

[Apocalypse]

Long story short, Bent owned Demon and Justice. Spam then killed thread and now thread is locked cos i just wasted 5 mins ploughing through it and now im acting out of anger towards the spammy bastards. Great joke Bent 10/10.