Blacksand v. Apocalypse

[Polaris]

Well?

[Karmashock]

he's in the navy...

[Juggalo]

Is this Drunk Apoc vs. Drunk Black? Or sober vs. sober? Cause drunk I feel it'd be even, but sober Black would win.

[DJTheBaron]

is drunk apoc would win hands down, ive heard them both completley pished in ts and apoc seemed to eb in control of hsi faculties, black however was running about saying jar jar binks and asking for butsex in the highest pitched most hyperactive voice ever

sober, my moneys on black in a clean fight apoc in a dirty

in bed, apoc cant get it up but likes the kids and black prefers the company of seamen

in an argument, neither they'd both threaten to quit tlsc the pussies

in a game, apoc cos blacksand is still on speak n spell

in a foot race, depends if mrs apoc is chasing apoc, then eh wud win, unless there was cock at the finish line then black

in an iq test, british education mixed with ink fumes and inbred mank genes, or us education boosted by vs military technicial requirements is too close to call

in parenting, lets see whos kids becomes a parent first

[tom]

This poll is irrelevant. I would win.

[Justice]

Blacksand.

cheers, and
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[Bentusi]

ouch. Apoc's loosing 9-0

[tom]

10-0

But I would still win.

[TheSnake]

Black ftw, asking for buttsex means your a real man

[Quietus]

Apoc's only got 2 votes... him and the mrs. ? :)

[Apocalypse]

Nah actually I voted for myself but I should have done like Black and voted for a draw. Out of all of TLSC, Black would be the only one I would think twice about before engaging fisticuff's. saying that I would STILL engage in the fisticuffs regardless.

I changed my vote to a draw cos it makes more sense.

However, I would utterly destroy the rest of TLSC.

[Juggalo]

Yeah, ok. Whatever baldy. :nyah: Us Americans would own you, if not with muscles but with sheer weight.

[Justice]

Quick ... smother him -_-

cheers, and
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[Tank0]

no real reason but a gut feeling

apoc


blacksand is just a big teddybear who can go grizzly when pushed
apoc is a pitbull terrier , he s got a crive , he isnt the strongest but h will keep comming untill you take him out or start running

[Karmashock]

you should vote for blacksand just because he had the good grace to say that it would be a draw... while apoc said he would win... ;)

[Captain Salazar Snowberry]

If Black and Apoc were to fight they would run at eachother and when they impacted there would be a flash of bright light. For a split second you would see them both alive and dead simultaniously. Then the universe would implode.

[Justice]

Then the universe would implode.
OMG liek teh Big Bang but only in reverse?

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[DJTheBaron]

i vote for myself, theyre both family men and therefore have hearts, so after my stubbornness forced them to beat me to a bloody pulp, theres a 60% chance they would stop and take pity and i win by default, or that 40% chance that i would be dog food

dont think ive ever backed down yet, and i have the scars to prove it, doesnt mean i always won tho ; -)_~

[Matt]

Same with me, I'm missing my teeth in the front left side of my mouth.
^_^

[Justice]

Same with me, I'm missing my teeth in the front left side of my mouth.
I thought Canada was supposed to be the peaceful little brother of America ...

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[Weavern]

Well considering we're not your little brother :p and he's in hamliton.

[eXoRciSt]

who wtf is captian salzberry?

O ya and i would win


NOT

[Karmashock]

wow... demon confused me for a minute... good work...

[Delta]

lol i know... i was confused as well.. props to demon

[eXoRciSt]

:D

[Juggalo]

:blink:

[Karmashock]

at first I thought it was someone new... then I saw the post count was 1,800... and I was like... what?... I looked at his sig... then I looked back at his name... THEN I got it... :P

[eXoRciSt]

I'm a puzzle.

















God I hate you Tom.

[Juggalo]

I saw the "OMG" thread started by NoMeD. I was like, "who the fuck is this guy?". Then I saw Demon was the poster.... and cried.

[Justice]

No-Med

Kind of funny ... is Demon denied access to healthcare?

:lol:

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[TheSnake]

I think Demon forgot to take his "special" pills again

[Juggalo]

Zoloft makes me into the little engine who could. :freak:

[TheSnake]

zoloft just gave me bad gas for a few days

[Justice]

Zoloft = anti-depression medicine, yes?

Haha that stuff is scary, it makes people kill themselves!

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[TheSnake]

or in my case really bad gas

[Karmashock]

do you have a cure for an overly large penis?...

[TheSnake]

penis reduction surgury. Basically the same as breast reduction except they chop off half your penis instead of a breast.

[Karmashock]

that's not a cure :O that's mutilation! :'(

[Juggalo]

Zoloft = anti-depression medicine, yes?

Haha that stuff is scary, it makes people kill themselves!

No, it doesn't make people kill themselves, it just makes them go through with it. Doctor asked if I had suicidal thoughts and I laughed at her.

If I'm gone for more than 2 weeks. Me = dead.
penis reduction surgury. Basically the same as breast reduction except they chop off half your penis instead of a breast.
:_(

[TheSnake]

mutilation, cure whatever it solves your problem doesn't it?

[Apocalypse]

heh, I'm catching up.

[Karmashock]

heh, I'm catching up.
Black won when he voted for a draw. :nod:

[Justice]

Who would ever want to have penis reduction surgery

cheers, and
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[TheSnake]

someone that doesn't like their penis I guess

[Polaris]

do you have a cure for an overly large penis?...
steroids

you get a free pair of boobs, too! no more waiting for the gf to get home to fondle her, just fondle yourself!




i still laugh at half the football players at my school, because i KNOW theyre not gonna be too happy in the sack


*by know, i mean "so i am told." thank god i've never had to be in a locker room since 8th grade

[Papa Smurf]

well Blacksand is in the Navy and therefore like to be confined with men for long periods of time. Does he get up to naughty things with said men on those long and lonely nights, or does he go down to the kitchen for the old cows heart, whos to know, personaly i think he does both, now the questions becomes is he the postman or the letter box? jk

I voted apoc after all hes a Manc, and they are reasonably hard, hes still a southern tart to me though the fanny, I would pwn them both.

[DJTheBaron]

no u wudnt, everyones ur friend when ur toked, apart from non whites, ya dirty racist

[Apocalypse]

I'm feeling fiesty, moved my vote back for myself.

Bring it on Blacky ;)

[Justice]

I'm feeling fiesty

We're all gonna die.

:blink:

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[Blacksand]

I'd still claim draw - we both have kids, we both drink, I'm a sometime smoker .. I dunno how Apoc fares in that department.

If anything were to tip the scales, I have both a long history of violence at my back and I'm a year younger than Apoc is.

To balance that, I have a bum knee and a habit of doing stupid/silly things at inopportune moments.

To make things even more confusing, I've been confused FOR Apoc at times .. his wife was on MSN and confused my picture for one of him.

I still say it'd come down as a draw, we'd fight for an hour or so, get bored and go have a drink. And probably then fight everyone in the bar.

I'd suggest the Tiger Tiger as a good place to start, next time I'm across the pond in England - we can go tear Portsmouth apart.

[Apocalypse]

I still say it'd come down as a draw, we'd fight for an hour or so, get bored and go have a drink. And probably then fight everyone in the bar.

I'd suggest the Tiger Tiger as a good place to start, next time I'm across the pond in England - we can go tear Portsmouth apart.

Brothers in arms. :toast: :up:

[Justice]

Fighting for an hour?

Could you be conscious after like 100 hits?

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[Karmashock]

Fighting for an hour?

Could you be conscious after like 100 hits?
they could just roll around, bitch slap each other, and pull each other's hair for an hour...

[DJTheBaron]

they could just roll around, bitch slap each other, and pull each other's hair for an hour...

bidding for the dvd rights starts here, £1, im sure all the buttfuckers here love a bit of rough

[Juggalo]

*bids $4*

[TheSnake]

*bids $10*

[Juggalo]

*slaps*

[Polaris]

we should just put these two in a ring and charge admission. TLSC finance problems? no more!

[Juggalo]

Polly, you're a genius! Here, you get a cookie! *hands cookie to Polly and pats him on the head*

[TheSnake]

We should charge like $5 per person and then sell beer and whatnot for insanly high prices like everyone else does.

[eXoRciSt]

Why not just sell Kool-Aid, its like 10 cents a pack, and we will get all the jamicans to come.


WHERE DA KOOl-AID MON?

[Blacksand]

You're thinking of Ghetto-Aid, sir.

That's like 2 gallons of Kool-Aid mixed with cheap booze.

[Juggalo]

:nod:

[Justice]

I thought stuff like Ghetto-Aid was an urban myth ... people have already tried mixing booze with Kool-Aid already?

Damn ... there goes my idea

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[TheSnake]

boomshine :)

Moonshine+battery acid=boomshine

[Karmashock]

boomshine :)

Moonshine+battery acid=boomshine
why would you do that?... I can't think of anything that would be good for aside from maybe cleaning engine parts...

[mOle]

i voted apoc.. he look like he could pick up a chair or something in that "fist fight"

[Tank0]

12 - 12

:locked: :drink:

why would you do that?... I can't think of anything that would be good for aside from maybe cleaning engine parts...

it think it helps eliminating the stupid people too


it's nothing personal it's Darwin

[Justice]

Battery acid .... yay for retarded babies

it think it helps eliminating the stupid people too


it's nothing personal it's Darwin

OMG I just found my soul mate ... <3 Tank

cheers, and
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