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NAVYSNIPE
Dec 4, 2004, @ 10:20 PM
A college professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class.
He
shocked
several of his students when he flatly stated that there is no
God,
and
the _
expression, "One Nation, Under God", was unconstitutional, and
further,
he
was going to prove there is no God. Addressing the ceiling he
shouted:
"God,
if you are real, I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll
give
you
15
minutes!"

The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin fall.
Ten
minutes
went by. Again he taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still
waiting."
His countdown! got down to the last couple of minutes when a
Marine,
just
released from active duty and newly registered in the class,
walked up
to

the professor, hit him full force in the face, andsent him
sailing
from
his lofty platform. The professor was out cold.

At first the students were shocked and babbled in confusion. The
young
Marine took a seat in the front row and sat silent. The class
fell
silent

..... waiting. Eventually the professor came to, shaken. He looked
at
the
young Marine in the front row. When he regained his senses and
could
speak, he yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do
that?"

"God was busy. He sent me."

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Marb
Dec 4, 2004, @ 10:23 PM
:kelet: says: Owned.

/<yle
Dec 4, 2004, @ 10:25 PM
ROFL. Nice

Outrageous Cheek
Dec 4, 2004, @ 10:35 PM
Hahahaha.

Captain Salazar Snowberry
Dec 4, 2004, @ 10:39 PM
Okay, did you just call all atheists faggots? While laughing at a post where every second line is segemented.

/<yle
Dec 4, 2004, @ 10:43 PM
I dident know Atheists were stiky

Captain Salazar Snowberry
Dec 4, 2004, @ 10:50 PM
While, considering that there are six things wrong with that sentence, I don't think you deserve posting privileges.

Just to let you guys know, I am an atheist.

Marb
Dec 4, 2004, @ 11:50 PM
Perhaps this should be considered discrimination..
I suppose we should have a higher force judge this.

P$Ü(||0
Dec 5, 2004, @ 12:12 AM
Hahahaha. THat's what faggot atheists get. lol

i could also call u an idiot believing in a thing that does not exist ...but i dont!






:thumbdown

LardGibs
Dec 5, 2004, @ 01:40 AM
Come join the faggot atheist debate in this thread:
http://www.tlsconline.com/forums/showthread.php?t=692

god knows I can't own MC by myself now can I. :ponder:

Outrageous Cheek
Dec 5, 2004, @ 02:38 AM
Sorry guys, I didn't mean to make fun of you guys. I don't hate atheists, I just hate atheism...lol..I love you all in a non-homosexual way. lol

And I dont understand why the first post was typed so wierd...

But seriously, nobody's going to own anyone, we are having a mature dicussion. And I'm basically alone because st00pid polaris never reads anything that's not spam lol.

Polaris
Dec 5, 2004, @ 04:49 AM
w00t for marines, you guys rox0r

CELTIC_2X
Dec 6, 2004, @ 12:52 AM
chef if u had said that to my face i would have knocked u the fuck out, u dont like atheism, i dont like religion, keep ur insulting opions to urself, u brain whashded twat

Burned
Dec 6, 2004, @ 10:56 PM
Im atheist but i got to say the joke was really fun ^^.How many of u have tell jokes about black ppl?I bet lot of u and u aint racist are u?

What i didnt like was the comment Chief made about atheist, but he deleted, whats the big deal?

/<yle
Dec 6, 2004, @ 11:39 PM
yeah, this is comedy and spam, dont take it too seriously.

Delta
Dec 7, 2004, @ 01:49 AM
i got that email awhile back i laughed when i read it :lol:

Outrageous Cheek
Dec 7, 2004, @ 03:14 AM
yeah, this is comedy and spam, dont take it too seriously.

THANK YOU. For heavens sakes guys I apologised like 50 times. Calm down.

For the 6th time, sorry

Justice
Dec 7, 2004, @ 03:51 AM
there's a difference between someone who actively DENIES in the existence of god, and someone who doesn't actively preach against the existence of god, yet still holds some hope that there might just be one.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

/<yle
Dec 7, 2004, @ 05:10 AM
You went a bit far methinks tho Chief, edit it pls.

Juicy, its called Atheists and Agnostics. Agnostics are described in the latter of your post

Justice
Dec 8, 2004, @ 09:54 PM
Yes, I know the terminology.

I am an agnostic. I believe there is a chance that there might be a higher being, but I am not religious.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-