ouch

[Karmashock]

http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/5235856/detail.html


basically a woman superglued a guy's junk together... and sealed the crack...:lol:

[TheSnake]

um ew? Seriously man that is kinda wrong but it is funny :D That would suck so much to be that guy! How is that "normal sexual activity?" After a few trys that guys stuff would be raw as an uncooked steak.

[Bentusi]

the best part was O'Tooles defense;

"Oh no, we regularly glue his penis to his stomach and his ass closed as part of our lovemaking"

[Quietus]

oh man.

If he would have performed a similar act on her, then there would be hell to pay. But since it's a guy, he might get a little monetary compensation. BS

[Karmashock]

good point... serious jail time for doing that to a woman... if you glued both her cheeks together so she was tight as barbie doll there'd be hell to pay...

[Justice]

He had to walk ONE MILE with his penis glued to his leg?

That must have hurt ... or he was just limping really badly bent to one side ...

cheers, and
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[Karmashock]

no... penis glued to stomach and testicles glued to leg...


oh an ass crack glued shut...

[Juggalo]

I'm crying just thinking about that. :_(

[Karmashock]

I'd kill the bitch... no really... bury her ass in the desert...

[Rubba Duck]

:rofl:
she has problems, funny ones tho :P

[TheSnake]

How much you think that hurt trying to get the glue off? Maybe they gave him a shot in the nuts to numb the area :D

[Justice]

They probably sedated him. There is no humane way to remove the glue while keeping the person concious :X

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Juggalo]

~puke~

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

i think that is funny, im gonna try it on polaris

[Justice]

Umm ...

You will never get another man then. Ever. When men find out you've done that they'll throw you off a cliff to protect themselves.

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

i was jk

[elliot/obee1]

its nothign to joke about lol

[Juggalo]

i think that is funny, im gonna try it on polaris

Not if he stitches your inner thigh muscles together and forces you to do 100 jumping jacks. *shudders*

[TheSnake]

Why did you have to say that? The glue story is bad enough.

[Juggalo]

:D Or, better yet, stitch you forearms to your sides and make you hold on to a bar 7 feet off the ground. OUCH!

[Bentusi]

i think that is funny, im gonna try it on polaris

doooooo it

[Juggalo]

i think that is funny, im gonna try it on polaris
:wtf: She's a sadist!

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

nice sig juggalo. i think im gonna buy tom that spandex suit for christmas. what size should i get him?

[Justice]

Extra-small

So we can see his muscular mass

cheers, and
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[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

ok, what color?

[Juggalo]

Black.... MWRAWR, Gimp FTW. ;)

[Karmashock]

i think that is funny, im gonna try it on polaris
This smile makes me think you already did.... look at that...
http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/7240/10017374qv.jpg

Polaris is smiling because he's a masochist...

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

ok, well... how bout this 1?
http://www.spandexman.com/FullSizeImages/353.jpg

[Juggalo]

:rofl: @ Karma.

[Karmashock]

ok, well... how bout this 1?
<<<Removed to stop my eyes from melting out of my head>>>

How about this?
http://thebazarblog.canalblog.com/images/Bianca_Beauchamp_99200383829PM734.jpg

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

thats not spandex ..thats like plastic :P

[Juggalo]

Now THAT'S spandex. i could totally see Tom in that.

[Karmashock]

thats not spandex ..thats like plastic :P
your 'dude' wasn't in spandex either, chicky... :)

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

he was 2

[Karmashock]

I could prove you wrong... but it would require examining the suit... and I'd like to keep what's left of my lunch in my stomach...

[Flower §~{@]

People actually WEAR that stuff?! :blink: :lala:

[Justice]

Yes, they do.

It makes them look all dressed up in shiny and BAD. But Tommeh in one would be pretty good!

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-