a qustion 4 MVB

[CELTIC_2X]

MVB is it true dolphins ejaculate at 80 miles an hour, and if 1 were to jizz in ur mouth it would give u brain damage, and crack a car windscreen?

[MVB]

Who the hell told you that?

[CELTIC_2X]

i mate told me, is it true?

[Apocalypse]

Out of all the questions i have ever heard being asked, this beats the living shit out of all them!

[eXoRciSt]

i mate told me, is it true?


how the hell do yuo tell yourself?

[tom]

:rofl:

Literally laughing my ass off.

[Marb]

-Deleted by Marbzz-

[Polaris]

im not reading that
but thats not right

[Spulm]

We already know that. Where do you think MVB got his reputations from?

M.

[eXoRciSt]

Q1) who the fuck cares?

[CELTIC_2X]

Q2) who the fuck asked u?

[xplosion_x]

...how the hell someone can write that.....
geejus CHRIST i just can't believe i read something like that....
that man (the author) is......freak
gosh i wont be able to sleep :disagree:

[Mistress Crystal]

I think I broke a few ribs laughing on that one.

I'm looking forward to reading Mike's reaction.

[Apocalypse]

i got past the first 2 paragraphs and decided this is the gayest thing ever!

[DJTheBaron]

that 2 p[ost quote was from a site we found and mvb dismissed

it also has tips on how to fuck a duck

[MVB]

We should transfer over my response from the other site; I recall it being somewhat humorous, and I actually explained why that guy has no idea what he's talking about. Good sense of humor, but entirely made up.

Dolphins are not made of steel, and they are not so tough that they could handle ejaculations at 80mph that could crack car windshields without taking damage to their insides. Maybe a large whale or something, but even that I might dismiss. I dont think your friend really knew what he was talkinga bout when he told you that about dolphin ejaculations.

Again, about the dolphin sex ... no.

I hear seals are good lays, though; you can actually bed them OUT of water.

[CELTIC_2X]

well i am inlightend thank u

[Marb]

http://www.isen.com/half-sizedpix/bearded%20seal.jpg

I want you so bad!

[/<yle]

sexay mama!

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:lol:

[CELTIC_2X]

plz dont spam in my tread plz

[ilia]

I cant reply to this thread.

I'm still laughing.

[Marb]

You can't tell us not to 'spam' your 'spam'..It's in the 'spam' area!
I'll 'spam' all I want! (Till someone I respect tells me to stop..)

[Outrageous Cheek]

This thread should be titled with gold letters. Best thread ever.

(Waits for MVB to go...."FUNNIEST THREAD EVAR!!!)

[The Dark Messenger]

STFU, both of you.

Do either of you realise how petty this is? Over one single picture which actually supported Celtic's joke? Shit... Just chill the fuck out.

EDIT: And I didn't say stop spamming :p

[Marb]

Lol, you have to hand it to me, that picture is the highlight of this topic..

"I want you so bad!.."

[Outrageous Cheek]

It was nice lol.

[MVB]

I just read through all the deleted posts, because I'm a mod and I can do that, and you two were on fucking crack.

[CELTIC_2X]

crack hahahahhahhahahahah

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:lol:

[Justice]

more like I'm a little fucktard

I want MVB to fuck me, but he always says "No you fucking homo."

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[MVB]

Justice you're such a c-nut

[Marb]

I love MVB!

Last edited by MVB : Today at 04:15 PM.

[MVB]

If you pay close attention to Marbzz's attempt at hilarity, he actually typed in "Last edited by MVB, etc. etc."

I suppose he was thinking I'd bite the bait and edit out that little bit, which would then stick "edited by MVB" in there officially.

No dice, marbzie-pie, keep trying though. You're still a novice compared to me, but one day you may achieve great things.

[MVB]

*MVB wipes off his blade*

Well, good things WERE in his future ...

[Marb]

MEAN!

[MVB]

<3

[Marb]

*Marbzz wipes off his PENIS*

Well, good things WERE in his future ...

*Did not succeed in PROPOSITIONING MVB but JACKED OFF anyway*..

[Bentusi]

lol

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

I love MVB!

[Marb]

Suck up.

[MVB]

Learn to suck up more often.

If Nebula keeps up the suck up, she may "get lucky," which would be very pleasant for her.

As for you ...

*hand wavers over the edit button once more*

HAAAAA HA HAHAH ... MUAHA ... HM .. HAR ... HMM

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

I was ahead of MVB in posts, but now that he is spamming, I have to suck up.
MVB, you're the best! :thumbup

[MVB]

I hear you say it last night Neb. You weren't too bad yourself. Don't spread the word, though, and if the cops ask I'm 16.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:rolleyes:

[/<yle]

rofl

[Justice]

MVB is pretty awesome.

my birthday's next tuesday.

RAWR.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

My birthday is next July.

RAWR.

btw; I hope you eat lots of cake and get really fat, Justice.

[Marb]

OMG YES He could do Sumo wrestling! (omgwtfpwn)

[Justice]

actually, I won't have cake.

btw ... if you want to slim down, energy bars are the best way to do it.

Don't eat anything else except for energy bars. It's a proven diet that actually works to slim you down.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-