"Your mom" and all its derivatives will always be the greatest insult and/or comeback

[DrunkenUno]

Discuss.

[CELTIC_2X]

yea maby if ur a complete retard, personaly if some 1 were to come back with "ur mum" then i would end the current debate and/or arguement and move to physical violence. seeing as there is no point talking to someone with such a low interlect.

[The Dark Messenger]

What about my mother?

[MVB]

I'll discuss it later

Right now I'm fucking your mom

Cunt

[DJTheBaron]

i wouldnt call drunk a cunt


cunts are useful

[Apocalypse]

Oh dear lord.

[eXoRciSt]

Why the hell would yuo want to fuck a midle age wrinkly woman?

[tom]

Drunk is the God of comebacks with his continuous us of "urmom". :google:

yes, google.

[CELTIC_2X]

Why the hell would yuo want to fuck a midle age wrinkly woman?

in order to own drunk i would imagen

[Polaris]

your mom jokes have disolved into weak comebacks to make everyone laugh out here

[MVB]

Drunk's mom is a wrinkly middle-aged hag?

I must have been fucking his sister or his girlfriend then ...

He's still a cunt.

He's somewhat useful; as a fuck-hole

[eXoRciSt]

mom jokes are so overrated.

Unlesss its Stacy's mom of course :D

[DrunkenUno]

mom jokes are so overrated.



Your mom is overrated.

OH WHAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

[DJTheBaron]

i do recall demon trying to insult me over msn

it comprised of weak ur mom jokes, as i told him i was going to assualt him with my rather large penis in a forceful mannor

[/<yle]

I threatened things like that to him...

[MVB]

Yes, but DJ acted on his threats. Now demon's arse is about as wide and stretched out as his mom.

OHHHHH

[Blacksand]

So Demon's ass is now reamed out to goatse proportions?

Don't feel bad Demon, I would 'ave been your daddy, but the monkey beat me through the window.

[Outrageous Cheek]

I think urmom jokes are boring. Totally unfunny.

Black if I wasn't scared of you I would say Anything could beat you through a window lol

O_O

[Marb]

Yet, getting drunk, can be really useful when facing a cunt..
Quite an interesting topic...hmm..(No, really..)

[DrunkenUno]

Totally unfunny.



Your mom was totally unfunny when i was banging her last night.

Seriously, she kept trying to crack jokes.

[Marb]

Oh yeah? Well I banged your mom!...

God this topic is sad lol.

[amir]

lol is this all a joke or is every1 falling out wid drunk and demon

[amir]

heh drunk is king of ur mom jokes cause i'm quite good as well :D ( look on 2nd page of good jokes contest made by mistress near botum)

[Blacksand]

botum? Wtf is that, a black man's scrotal sack? Good lord, take the time to proofread posts.

Demon gets razzed because he's an easy target.
Drunk gets cheers because he's articulate and (almost)intelligent at times.
You get ragged on by me because you type like a three yeard old autistic on lsd slamming the keyboard with a hammer. They say give a room of monkeys with typewriters enough time and they'll produce Shakespeare.. you must have come up with Macbeth by now.

And tell your mom to shave again, I got carpetburn on my face last night.

[DrunkenUno]

slamming the keyboard

I was slamming your mom on the keyboard when i was banging her last night.

OH WHAT!

/me wonders if people think hes serious?

[Blacksand]

How long was the line today? I know it usually goes 'round the block at least twice.

Sucks to wait several hours for a 20 second ride, eh Drunk?

[Justice]

Oh man.

Sand owning Drunk? Unheard of.

Keep going.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[DrunkenUno]

Oh man.

Sand owning Drunk? Unheard of.

Keep going.


He didnt own me, he stated the obvious, his mom is quite skilled, you should see her work her hips.

[Blacksand]

Note the fact that he artfully neglects to mention his own ahem.. minute man status, so to speak.

And Drunk, how did you get her to move those hips without a forklift? A man with more passion than I, indeed.

[Justice]

That's one fat mama.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Blacksand]

This coming from one who makes Jabba the Hutt look like Calista Flockhart.

[eXoRciSt]

You all are just fucked up.

But its funny!

[Bentusi]

Demon :stfu:

Yo momma's so fat that when she needs a haircut they gotta call in the LUMBERJACKS

[eXoRciSt]

Your mommas so fat she walked into church, and god said i cant see move the fuck away


Your mommas so fat when she put on a red dress and goes out side, A jamicain guy saw her and said "kool-aid!"

Your mommas so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

Your mommas so fat she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the pacific ocean.

Your mommas teeth are so yellow, she was driving and smiled, and everyone started to slow down.

[Bentusi]

Your momma's so dumb she apparen't didn't send you to english class..

[eXoRciSt]

You know mines pwn

[eXoRciSt]

Demon :stfu:

Yo momma's so fat that when she needs a haircut they gotta call in the LUMBERJACKS


And that wasnt even funny.

[Bentusi]

nope sorry Demon, rapid cut and past jobs don't count, they aren't good anyway.

and btw, editing your earlier post just looks sad because you tried to cover up your mistakes ;)

[DrunkenUno]

Your momma's so dumb she apparen't didn't send you to english class..

GOLD

[Bentusi]

:thumbup

[Justice]

It's been proven again.

Bent > Demon.

Apparently, I should start taking "Owning 101" classes from Bent.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[DrunkenUno]

It's been proven again.

Bent > Demon.

Apparently, I should start taking "Owning 101" classes from Bent.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-


Maybe you should start off with "How to not be a stereotypical asian 101"

[/<yle]

HE cant help it drunk... look at him!

[Bentusi]

well Micheal Jackson went from black to white, maybe we can do the same thing for justice

[Outrageous Cheek]

When we Micheal Jacksonate Justice he will look something like this...

http://www.syberpunk.com/images/tv/yatta/waru.jpg

[eXoRciSt]

OMG LOL

[/<yle]

Race is only skin deep,

Dumb is to the bone.

[Outrageous Cheek]

WHY ISNT MY PIC WORKING?!?!?!


My joke is ruined!!!!!

[MVB]

Properties copy and paste the link into your web browser

That looks nothing like Justice or Michael Jackson.

Give me a sec, and I will demonstrate what Michael Jacksonizing Justice would look like.

[Outrageous Cheek]

Wait, can YOU guys see it? If so...I don't care if I can see it or not....

[MVB]

THIS is really what Justice would look like if he were Michael Jacksonized.

http://www.lscommand.com/Jacksonized_Justice.jpg

[MVB]

lol, I keep laughing when I look at that thing

[Marb]

Do I hear an OWNED??

[/<yle]

yeah... juicy got his asshanded to him... again

[Justice]

I love it.

It's brilliant.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[MVB]

Jesus Christ Justice you spammed the fuck kout of these forums moonwalk style.

[Justice]

Basically.

I had a lot of off-time from these forums; I wanted to come back with a bang.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-