Fun with Babelfish!

[The Dark Messenger]

Babel Fish (http://world.altavista.com/tr)

As a starter, translate Pineapple from English to Spanish, then translate what you get back into English. (This just goes to show, never buy fruit in Spain :) )

Any other funnaes?

[Outrageous Cheek]

:lol: I like that.

[elliot/obee1]

yeah igot a spanish friend so he tells me all this stuff about words

[Juggalo]

OMG!!!! A FRAG GRENADE!!!!! SWEET! :O

[Juggalo]

I translated " I want a pinapple up the ass."

It gave me this: "Deseo una piña en el asno."

Retranslated:"Desire a fragmentation hand grenade in the ass."


lol, good times...

[The Dark Messenger]

It seems most of these come from Spanish translations, but it'd be amusing to see some other oddities :)

Remember, English and French have the most options, so try routing it through French a few times before putting it back into English.

I am feeling hungry. I would like to eat a pineapple.

Me estoy sintiendo hambriento. Deseo comer una piña.

I am feeling hungry. Desire to eat a fragmentation hand grenade.

[Bentusi]

awesome :)

[xplosion_x]

I want a pineapple up the ass

become in spanish

Deseo una piña en el asno

become in french

je souhaite un ananas sur l'âne

wich become in english

i wish a pineapple on l'âne (this need a french canadian some help as âne isn't translated at all)
if translated normally by a professional (me)

it would be

i wish a pineapple on donkey

wich become in spanish

deseo una piña en burro

and finaly in english

desire a fragmentation hand grenade in donkey



so i must say, this is completly stupid and the machine sux big time

become in spanish

debo decir tan que éste es completly estúpido y el tiempo grande del sux de la máquina

and become in english

must say so that this one be completly stupid and the time great of the sux of the machine




HELLLLLLLLLL :freak:

[Marb]

Somehow if you translate the word 'ass' from English to Dutch..and back...it becomes donkey. *puzzled*..

[Larsson7]

噢我的神- 喂對您 現在閉嘴

[The Dark Messenger]

An ass is a donkey, dumbass -_-

[MVB]

Marbzz is an idiot, and should go take a seat under an elephant taking a crap

to German

Marbzz ist unglaublich dumm und sollte Nehmen sitzen unter einen Elefanten gehen, der eine Scheiße nimmt

to French

Le Marbzz est incroyablement stupide et devrait être assis prendre sous un éléphant aller qui prend un merde

to Spanish

El Marbzz es increíblemente estúpido y debería sentarse tomar bajo un elefante ir que toma una mierda


Finally back to English

The Marbzz is incredibly stupid and would have to seat to take under an elephant to go that it takes an excrement


EST INCROYABLEMENT STUPIDE!

[MVB]

This translator sucks horribly, and cannot translate things very effectively

to Spanish

Este traductor aspira horriblemente, y no puede traducir cosas muy con eficacia

to French

Ce traducteur aspire horriblement, et ne peut pas traduire des choses très avec efficacité

to Dutch

Deze vertaler verschrikkelijk streeft, en kan geen dingen met doeltreffendheid zeer vertalen

back toEnglish

This translator strives terribly, and can no things with effectiveness very translate

[Marb]

Hey, at least I speak some English..
One hell of a lot better than most Dutch people.

[Elukka]

I wanna eat a fragmentation hand grenade! Gimme! Gimme gimme!

Nah, I maybe wouldn't eat it, it's not too healthy I think.

[Outrageous Cheek]

Oh I completely forgot. Haven't you guys heard in like movies or Metal Gear Solid (For instance) when they call Frag 'Nades...Pineapples?

"Hmm...Five Five Sixers and Pineapples."-Solid Snake whilst looking at enemy soldiers equipment, through binoculars.

[Outrageous Cheek]

An ass is a donkey, dumbass -_-

Oh man Rofl. I hate to say it Plo...But man...You just got worked. hahaha

[MVB]

No, plo didn't get worked, Marbzz did.

[Magus]

Magus is your god!
[Greek]
Το Magus είναι ο Θεός σας!
[French]
Le Magus est votre dieu !
[German]
Magus ist Ihr Gott!
[English]
Magus is your God!

I guess it only works for really important things. :P

[Outrageous Cheek]

:lol: Mag. Noice.

Dude MVB they both are. Read Plo's post too. If I'm not mistaken they both got played.

[Captain Salazar Snowberry]

My favorite translation errors in Metal Gear Solid are the ones from the earlier games.

"The truck have started to move!"

And when a guard wakes up from sleeping "I feel asleep!" and then he walks away.

[The Dark Messenger]

This translator are sick!

[Outrageous Cheek]

My favorite translation errors in Metal Gear Solid are the ones from the earlier games.

"The truck have started to move!"

And when a guard wakes up from sleeping "I feel asleep!" and then he walks away.


Hahaha. Nice.

I love MGS.

[TurdSandwichVsGiantDouche]

화요일에 나의 자매가 나에 의하여 성교한다

[Outrageous Cheek]

What's a douche?...Nobody will tell me.

Or wait no what's douche BAG?

[Bentusi]

ahhh Master cheif, such an innocent little child.

[MVB]

According to google, this is a douche

http://www3.sympatico.ca/richard.yoopie/mariline/douche.jpg

"
a small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas
www.cogsci.princeton.edu/cgi-bin/webwn


irrigation with a jet of water or medicated solution into or around a body part (especially the vagina) to treat infections or cleanse from odorous contents
www.cogsci.princeton.edu/cgi-bin/webwn


direct a spray of water into a bodily cavity, for cleaning
www.cogsci.princeton.edu/cgi-bin/webwn


"

[Justice]

isn't it spelled "deusche?"

cheers, and
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