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The Dark Messenger
Dec 2, 2004, @ 09:06 PM
Hopefully this site will provide all the details of why Dihydrogen Monoxide needs to be banned!

BAN DHMO!!!!! (http://www.dhmo.org/)

(Note: IF you know what DHMO is, we don't want to know. PLEASE.)

Bentusi
Dec 2, 2004, @ 09:14 PM
omfg thats brilliant!

YES, BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! IT'S EVIL.

(and yes, I know whay Dihydrogen monoxide is :) , but I wont tell..)

The Dark Messenger
Dec 2, 2004, @ 09:18 PM
You may have realised the truth about this, but, sadly, the masses will likely never truely believe the damage dhmo does to pretty much everything.

Hitler loved giving DHMO to Jews in his concentration camps. It's pretty clear that a lot of it will be formed during a Nuclear Winter. Indeed, Saddam Hussain himself actually had DHMO, ON TAP!

Although the kidneys try their best to remove this leathal chemical from the blood, sadly it is never able to remove all of it. Some of it inevitiably will remain in the bloodstream. In fact, it even aids bleeding in the first phases of a cut.

Ban DHMO today!

Captain Salazar Snowberry
Dec 2, 2004, @ 09:39 PM
But its fun to play with. *tear*

The Dark Messenger
Dec 2, 2004, @ 10:06 PM
Fun or not, I firmly believe that it should be eradicated from the face of the earth. The site should be enough evidence, for Christ's sake.

The Dark Messenger
Dec 2, 2004, @ 10:11 PM
You know what? This is important enough to be posted in GD, don't you think?

eXoRciSt
Dec 2, 2004, @ 10:32 PM
Did u like put "dangerous stuff" in google or something?

The Dark Messenger
Dec 2, 2004, @ 10:36 PM
No, I have happened to have known about this scourge for some time.

/<yle
Dec 2, 2004, @ 10:57 PM
Theres a lot of it. Hell, it comes out a cars exhaust! stuffs fking dangerous. (I know what it is too)

The Dark Messenger
Dec 2, 2004, @ 11:25 PM
Even nuke plants... Tch, it's disgraceful, huh?

tom
Dec 2, 2004, @ 11:45 PM
I posted this on the old old forums a loooong time ago :)

Juggalo
Dec 2, 2004, @ 11:49 PM
:halt: PUT A STOP ON DHMO!:halt:

The Dark Messenger
Dec 3, 2004, @ 12:35 AM
You did? Well, we've got new recruits now- New recruits who need to be informed about the dangers of Hydric acid!

Bentusi
Dec 3, 2004, @ 01:49 AM
And the worst part is, 70% of the planet is COVERED IN IT.

A SOLUTION NEEDS TO BE FOUND NOW

LardGibs
Dec 3, 2004, @ 01:54 AM
did you mean a 'solution' has to be found now?

:rofl:

Blueviper
Dec 3, 2004, @ 01:57 AM
OMFG i used to swim in dyhydrogen monoxide and i drink it sometimes...didnt know it was evil!!!!

Bentusi
Dec 3, 2004, @ 02:01 AM
lard i'm soo proud of you for getting that :)

Polaris
Dec 3, 2004, @ 02:58 AM
man, i've heard of people killing people with that stuff... its freakin potent...

Elukka
Dec 3, 2004, @ 11:15 AM
Yes, Dihydrogen Monoxide should definately be banned right away! (i do know what is it, but i wont tell)

MVB
Dec 3, 2004, @ 02:14 PM
OMG WE GOT A PICTURE OF DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE TERRORIZING VILLAGERS!
*note the bloody water*

http://www.lscommand.com/h2oevil.jpg

DivinerSage
Dec 3, 2004, @ 07:04 PM
I pulled this one on every class I was in my first semester of college. ALL of my professors fell for it EVEN Biology. The only person to catch it was my good pal and thats only because he knows me and he knew I was up to something.

Bentusi
Dec 3, 2004, @ 09:35 PM
I'd definately switch out of my chemistry course if the prof fell for that

The Dark Messenger
Dec 3, 2004, @ 10:48 PM
MVB, please delete your last message. It's too obvious.

MVB
Dec 3, 2004, @ 11:31 PM
Anybody here that dumb isn't going to be tipped off by that. If that is what tips them off, it's hilarious in and of itself.

GG.

The Dark Messenger
Dec 4, 2004, @ 01:43 PM
Good point :)