Where is YOUR holiday spirit?

[Outrageous Cheek]

I got some. Today, me and some buddies fragged eachother In halo..."cept the team colors where Red Vs. Green :)

Heck yeah

(Me and Obee won, yes that's OUR obee)

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

My holiday spirit is on my sig!

[Polaris]

"come 'ere, i gotta a present for you!"
"really?"
"ya, here ya go"
"wtf?! this is a lit gernade!"
"Merry Christmas!"
BOOM

[/<yle]

hoe, hoe, hoe!

[Outrageous Cheek]

Yeah we know what Kyle is doing....A hoe hoe hoe, with santa lingierie.

[mOle]

I GOT MUCH SNOW HERE! like 20cm... now thats the christmas spirit

[Captain Salazar Snowberry]

I ate a baby. There's MY holiday spirit.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:O

[Delta]

my holiday spirit is in my pocket... should i take it out ???

[|AiTd|-Shepherd]

:rofl:

[Outrageous Cheek]

my holiday spirit is in my pocket... should i take it out ???

Don't u mean in your trousers? Seriously.

But don't take it out...Please no thanks.

[Polaris]

i dont know man
it sounds intentional that its in his pocket
...
o dear god

[Outrageous Cheek]

Whoa................

That's so creepy I can't even think of a perverted joke to pair it with.

[Justice]

My holiday spirit is trashed by being under mounds of work ...

*groan*

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Polaris]

eh
im sure my english teacher will assign some miserable book to read over the break
ie
over the summer we read the grapes of wrath
plot in a nutshell:
1) tom's (main character) family sells farm to move west. no money. (this is set during the depression, btw)
2) bad shit happens, but they finally get to cali
3) the cali's treat em like dirt
4) they have no money, yet again, and the employers are SoB's
5.1) rossaharn's (i gather she's around 18, maybe pretty, dunno) has a still-birth
5.2) its flooding
5.3) remnants of the family seek shelter in a barn
5.4) rossaharn ends up breast feeding some old guy. dont ask me why. and its not what you might think it was. it was... gut wrenching...
end of story.
what the hell?
i was angry for like a week about that

[Outrageous Cheek]

Tell rosenblum to breast feed me too

[Justice]

that's a terrible book.

you get the better stuff in advanced classes in higher grades.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Outrageous Cheek]

You're a terrible book.

[Captain Salazar Snowberry]

In the pants! Ohhhh! Burn!

[Outrageous Cheek]

That's not my best one. Check this out.

[Outrageous Cheek]

So basically you don't understand anything.

Oh Yeah? Well.......So are YOU!

[The Dark Messenger]

My holiday spirit is in a cage round the back of my computer, along with my generosity and free will.

[Marb]

Holiday spirit? Oh right, that's feeling bad during holiday seasons because you have no friends..And you sob when people are walking by with smiles on their faces. The time when you cry hysterically because you didn't get any presents..your parents couldn't afford any..It's the time you...and...and..

No seriously, I lost my holiday spirit when I was 5, same place I lost my virginity..
Now how do you get to that little power generator shed in the woods again?

[Outrageous Cheek]

You lost your virginity when you where 5??

[elliot/obee1]

no i guess he got his presents the same place he lost his virginity......you wonder what those presents are

[Bentusi]

Here's MY HOLIDAY SPIRIT:

As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renowned scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990) - I am pleased to present the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus.
1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.

2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist cihldren, that reduces the workload to to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.

3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seemes logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.

This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man- made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.

4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal anount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.

5) 353,000 tons travelling at 650 miles per second creates enourmous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.

In conclusion -

If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.

[Justice]

Why do you need proof?

All you need to do is to stay up one entire night ... and if santa doesnt come, he doesn't exist.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Bentusi]

he could have been invisable dumbass..

he was santa after all

[Flo]

He only visits every home 1/1000 of a second Justice.(read above). I know you are fast but even you wouldn't be able to see That !! :nono:

Great stuff Bent !! :hail:

I always suspected something Fishy about Santa but now I finally know better thanks to you.

Thanks for finally clearing up this matter after 44 years !! :toast:

[/<yle]

Plus you tard, your not a good child.

[Outrageous Cheek]

Kyle, is kyle your real name?

[exse]

holidays = upgrades for your computer which in time = happiness
without things such as christmas I would never get new parts for my computer so
my holiday spirt is in full cheer

<3 gi jesus

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

Kyle is his real name... duh!

[Outrageous Cheek]

I don't believe you.

ShhhhHHhh!!

[eXoRciSt]

My real name is Jake btw


:banana:

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[Delta]

no demon :urstupid:

[Outrageous Cheek]

My real name is Jake btw


:banana:

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Everybody raise your hand if you care.......


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Now I'm guessing since everyone just put their hands in their pockets...That...NO body CARES.

:) <3

[/<yle]

Yes, my real name is kyle. noob

[Outrageous Cheek]

...Dude, I got bets to pay off now. Thanks a frickin lot.

[eXoRciSt]

lmao, im gonna make my nick "bob"

[Outrageous Cheek]

I just recently noticed that Demon had "N00b pwner" under his name.

And I knew, that he named himself that, because, that is indeed,The ony thing he CAN pwn.

:)

[Polaris]

tis true