ULTIMATE FIGHT!!!

[TFL Mad Bomber]

http://sports.yahoo.com/box/news;_ylc=X3oDMTBpaHJkYzlxBF9TAzk1ODYzOTU2BHNlYwN0 aA--?slug=ap-timdahlberg&prov=ap&type=lgns
A must read for boxing fans.

[Juggalo]

``I love kissing a woman and hugging on them, that's what they're made for,'' Bo Skipper says. ``But if she wants to beat on me, I'm gonna hit her back.''


:rofl:

Bo Skipper... That's one awesome name!!!

[TFL Mad Bomber]

yeah i got as far as where they were holding the fight and busted a gut laughing! this is almost worth seeing!!!

[Juggalo]

I'D PAY!

[DivinerSage]

What kind of fight is it exactly just boxing?

I would act like I was all exhausted right when the round started and start doing that shit where they hang on each other when they are tired but I would just bury my face in her tits and do the MAD TV kenny rodgers thing and go "brbrbrrrrbrbbbgghgbrrr!" and shake my face back n' forth. That would probably put her over the edge where she would just knock me out and get it over with so I could die with my face full of brests or something .... yall know how every man wishes he could die.

[Juggalo]

Kenny Rogers skits on Mad TV are the best!

The Jackass one was on today...

"This is called catch a baseball bat with meh teeth! *bat hits him in face*"

:rofl:

[DivinerSage]

I like the one where he comes on and acts completely sober and complains how MAD TV portrays him as a drunk and then they acidentally drop the boom mic into the camera view and he just goes crazy and asks the people on the side of the stage "wheres my hooch??!!" and they hand him some whiskey. Then he really loses it and bitches and screams all the while is groin is getting wetter and wetter until his whole groin and inseams are soaked like he pissed the ever livin fuck out of himself.

[Juggalo]

:rofl:

Yeah, and the Punk'd one.