Spam War: Neb vs. Justice

[Justice]

Alright. Neb is fighting for my title (she's admitted this by saying that as long as useless posts added to her postcount, she would continue spamming).

That's a direct infringement on my supreme deity powers. Therefore, I formally declare a spam war against NebulaDistortion.

First person to 1,000 posts wins. Good luck.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

I am not fighting you.

[Justice]

It's too late.

The war has begun, and it's not going to end until I win. Time to prove my supreme superiority.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

You can't make me. If I say I don't want to, I'm not doing it. So, your just racing yourself. gl&hf.

[Justice]

That still proves I'm superior, because my postcount is larger than yours.

You put yourself in a double bind. Either

1. You don't accept my challenge and are chicken, or

2. A declaration of war can be uttered on one side. It's not dependent on another country declaring war on it.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

I do not want to race to 1000. I am not going to accept your challenge. There is no way I can win, and I don't feel like trying.

[Justice]

Then stop spamming. That's the only way stop me from winning.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:lol: No it's not, you will keep going, and then I will fall more behind.

[Justice]

So you see. You do want to get even.

Good job owning yourself.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

?

[Justice]

You owned yourself and you didn't even realize it. You don't even realize it when I point it out to you.

WOW.

You really are BAD at this.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:rolleyes:

[Intro]
Snooooooooooop..
Snooooooooooop..

[Chorus - Snoop Dogg]
When the pimp's in the crib ma
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
When the pigs try to get at ya
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
And if a nigga get a attitude
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
I got the rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Sean Don
And I roll the best weed cause I got it going on

[Verse - Pharrell Williams]
Uh! I'm a nice dude, with some nice dreams
See these ice cubes, see these Ice Creams?
Eligible bachelor, million dollar boat
That's whiter than what's spilling down your throat
The Phantom, exterior like fish eggs
The interior like suicide wrist red
I can excercise you, this can be your Phys. Ed
Cheat on your man ma, that's how you get ahizzead
Killer wit the beat, I know killers in the street
Wit the steel that'll make you feel like Chinchilla in the heat
So don't try to run up on my ear talking all that raspy shit
Trying to ask me shit
When my niggaz fill ya vest they ain't gon pass me shit
You should think about it, take a second
Matter fact, you should take four B
And think before you fuck wit lil skateboard P

[Chorus]

[Verse - Snoop Dogg]
I'm a gangsta, but y'all knew that
Da Big Bo$$ Dogg, yeah I had to do that
I keep a blue flag hanging out my backside
But only on the left side, yeah that's the Crip side
Ain't no other way to play the game the way I play
I cut so much you thought I was a DJ
[scratches] "two!" - "one!" - "yep, three!"
S-N double O-P, D-O double G
I can't fake it, just break it, and when I take it
See I specialize in making all the girls get naked
So bring your friends, all of y'all come inside
We got a world premiere right here, now get live!
So don't change the dizzle, turn it up a little
I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles
Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle
G's to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo

[Chorus]

[Verse - Snoop Dogg]
I'm a Bad Boy, wit a lotta ho's
Drive my own cars, and wear my own clothes
I hang out tough, I'm a real Bo$$
Big Snoop Dogg, yeah he's so sharp
On the TV screen and in the magazines
If you play me close, you're on a red beam
Oh you got a gun so you wanna pop back?
AK47 now nigga, stop that!
Cement shoes, now I'm on the move
You're family's crying, now you on the news
They can't find you, and now they miss you
Must I remind you I'm only here to twist you
Pistol whip you, dip you then flip you
Then dance to this motherfucking music we crip to
Subscribe nigga, get yo issue
Baby come close, let me see how you get loose!

[Chorus]

[Outro]
Snooooooooooop.
Snooooooooooop..

[Justice]

Great job hijacking another thread.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

thx!

[Justice]

I hope you're proud.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

I sure am!

[Justice]

Then you're a worthless little fuck.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

http://mindscraps.com/s/cwm/cwm3d/3dbiggrin3.gif

[Justice]

CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING ELSE BUT RESPOND WITH SMILIES THAT ONLY SERVE TO MAKE YOU LOOK MORE RETARDED?

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

Nope, I'm a little speechless right now.

[Justice]

Good. Hopefully, your speechlessness will mean I will have to look at less of your shit in this forum for a few minutes.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

I doubt that. I'll find some cool new smilies. I am liking those big ones.

[Justice]

More useless shit.

*sigh*

When will this RETARDEDNESS end?

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

When I get less bored.

[DJTheBaron]

both of you are cock suckers, i think the only way to see who is the best is for you both to get down on your knees and blow me

again

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:sleep:

[Delta]

lol i think justice is gonna win... hes already at 920... besides i think both of u should stop spamming and actually play a game... :D

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

I do play... just not as much as I did.

[/<yle]

roflmao. Neb and juicy both suck.... literally

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:disagree:

[Polaris]

i think justice is insecure and / or suffers from a lack self-esteem. this is why he intends upon attempting to humiliate a girl over the internet, when he knows- either subliminally or actively- that its not gonna amount to anything in the end
thats my analysis, but im no psychaitrist. for that we need kyle

[Justice]

I played a few games of HW2 last night.

Kicked ass.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Polaris]

that one game was awesome
i usually dont play like that, though- usually i build up the armada and attack- but i think that the tactic i ended up using was pretty good
and the JDR is awesome, btw

[/<yle]

Juicy gots a chip on his sholder...

[Polaris]

kyle has abandoned grammar and spelling
we're running out of good english around here!

[Justice]

the JDR outdates you by months, my friend.

it needs proper fighter support ... that's why all 3 people can't go for heavy capital ships. the small stuff can be rebuilt and transferred and rebuilt again, etc. ...

the people we played last night also didn't know how to use their units. For instance, that guy who kept on building battlecruisers didn't know how to use them, and the guy who kept on building marine frigates didn't know how to properly use those, either.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

We won vs. Flo and Delta! And you picked me as your partner, Justice. I thought you hated me. :nyah:

[Justice]

That's just roughhousing.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

Sure...

[Polaris]

oo! roughhousing!
lol, anyway
ya, those guys were kinda retarded, but i decided to do 10 torps before going to ions
keeps stuff building, with no ru lag

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

http://smilies.cw08.calibra-web.de/html/images/smilies/schilder/00000657.gif (http://www.World-of-Smilies.com)

[Polaris]

niiiiiice

[Justice]

now THAT'S a useful smiley.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/corky/corkysm60.gif

[Justice]

that, however, is not.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:|

[Justice]

that's ok.

:|

that's one of my favorite smilies. HOW DARE YOU STEAL IT.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:nyah:

[Justice]

that's a bad smiley.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/navigator/indian.gif

[Justice]

That's useless as well, unless this thread has any relevance to Native Americans.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

http://smilies.cw08.calibra-web.de/html/images/smilies/weihnachten/weihnachten18.gif (http://www.World-of-Smilies.com)

[Justice]

Or Christianity.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/kodama/16.gif

[|AiTd|-Shepherd]

:wtf: This whole thread is spam and sounds Sexist IMO.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

http://smilies.cw08.calibra-web.de/html/images/smilies/weihnachten/weihnachten09.gif (http://www.World-of-Smilies.com)

[mOle]

wtf is it with you and smilys??! OMG... :freak: all you ever say on the forums is "thnx" or using a stupid smily... maby writing max 1 line... i call that spam... and ur sig is way to big taking half my fucking screen :tantrum:

>:(

NOW

:stfu:

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

No.

[eXoRciSt]

Wtf Justice your racist and w/e.

Im part Indian, AND christian you motherfuka

[Justice]

No.

This thread has never gone onto the topic of Christianity or Native Americans.

Therefore, Neb's smilies are off-topic.

If you want to argue that that's racist or prejudiced, my my. I wonder how much you'd pay for sensitivity training.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[mOle]

neb is racist she posts that santa is yellow

[|AiTd|-Shepherd]

lol. This is just like Massive forums. All flames of pointless topics... :spam:

[/<yle]

indeed

[mOle]

this is the spam forum isnt it? the topic had no point from the beginning though :P how bout makin posts in the spam land go under a own "spam"

like:
Join Date: November, 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 554
Spams: 1790

:P

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

I am so racist. White people suck, they hate rap.

[Justice]

You don't, since you listen to it.

Shep ... this is the Spam forum, dedicated solely to spam so people don't have to live with our shit elsewhere. You'll see that all our other forums are highly civilized and on-topic.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

Justice is teh 1337 gangsta.

[Justice]

No. I listen to it, I can enjoy it, but I don't listen to it as part of my "I'll plug it into my MP3 player and listen to it all day."

THAT destroys brain cells.


cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-