Blacksand
Nov 25, 2004, @ 06:09 PM
Things you can ONLY say at Thanksgiving..
and get away with it!
1. Talk about huge breasts!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Wow, that's a terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
Any other holiday qoutes that can be taken out of context?
and get away with it!
1. Talk about huge breasts!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Wow, that's a terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
Any other holiday qoutes that can be taken out of context?