I hate reading all this fecal spam.

[Outrageous Cheek]

Why don't you guys just communicate with me...via....Pictures.

I love pictures.

I don't read books that don't have pictures....Even if it's just a picture of the homely author, I'm happy.


On a more serious note.

Stop saying so much spam. It's so gay to read...I have to sift through all this spam excretion, just to find some occasionally good posts....It's almost to a point where it's not worth going to the spam section.

The old forums had a GOOD spam section! It had like jokes and fun topics, that WERE WORTH READING! Unlike almost every post in these spam forums.

I know this IS called the spam forums...but why can't we keep it at LEAST SEMI-intelligent!?

Some posts here are like "Spam"...WHAT THE CRAP!??!??! That's not even FUNNY!! Its STUPID and WAY OVER played.


I'm not mad....Just agravated.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

It's my fault, I wanted to beat Polaris in posts, and then I just kept going...

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

Then Justice didn't want me to win, and it turned into a big spam fest.

[Polaris]

true, dat
i gave up in favor of requesting anything i wanted of her

[Outrageous Cheek]

Yes it is your fault ^_^

You stupid double poster hehe.

Neb, Demon, juicy, DJ, Poolaris, and now that Turdfurgison-whatever-tard, all are resposible for this genuine BS.

DJ's post are accually funny, becuause he's so wierd and perved out...and we all love him.

(I have yet to aquire a taste for that Turdwhatchamakallem guy...seems F'ed up though)

But the rest of you guys...have relentlessly boring and obnoxious spammy, no-point-whatsoever, posts.

Sorry for being a B-I-T-C-H...but it's really annyoing ^_^

[Polaris]

wha'd i do besides end up in a (short-lived) spam cometition with neb?

[Outrageous Cheek]

Well you see. I happen to have a telescope, coincedently pointed at DJ's house...And it JUST SO HAPPENS that I was alookin around last monday...doing a.....routine neighborhood survey...looking for...(Robbers?)...when you where..."Hanging out at DJ's".

I witnessed as you playfully wrestled around on his bed with him. I was watching when you both found yourselves in a fondleing situation. I saw your over-joyed expression, when he took advantage of you.

That's what You did.

[Polaris]

ha ha, chef. quit telling us your strange perveted fantasies

[Outrageous Cheek]

Routine-Neighborhood-Robber-Survey.

[Polaris]

considering you, dj, and i dont even live in the same state, this has a high probibility of happening.

[Outrageous Cheek]

Simple answer.

You want DJ's Fun Rod so much, you'd fly there just to tackle that MOFO.

I hear you even payed with your own money. That's funny if I where you I would have just mooched of my parents.

But hey. Extreme intelligence, and a face so beautiful that people throw money at you, (Two qualities that I have lorded over) comes at a high price.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:freak:

[Polaris]

and i did this with $30. i dont think i can make a buck stretch that far, so you tell me
and what would have put you in the same state as dj, anyway?
btw!
neb is all mine, and you gave me rights to her waay back when i first joined
http://www.lscommand.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.pl?board=tlscrec;action=display;num=109169144 5;start=0
so, hands off, bud

[Outrageous Cheek]

Those first 2 senctences where too boring to comprehend. But, as for that link an so on...

FYI Neb was mine at that time and before that. Thank you. I'll take that *Grabs Poolaris's precious 30$*

I hope it rains and your cardboard box gets soggy and mildewy.

[Polaris]

FYI Neb was mine at that time and before that.
i am well aware of that, and something tells me there's a reason youre not still together
i hate doing this, but you've pushed me to do it. i thought you were on my team, and now this. well, if war's what you want, you'll find me not lacking

[Outrageous Cheek]

I was totally jokeing man. NOthing at all against you. I love you man. I really do.

That was completely serious.

I'm not going to take Neb. She's all yours, I recognize, I'm just screwing around bro.

No hard feelings?

[Polaris]

lol
how'd i see that coming
its all good man
although i was ready to wage a sarcastic, unintended war with you

[Outrageous Cheek]

War? I'm there.

I'll meet you over by the grave I'm about to bury u in ^_^

[Polaris]

no, my friend, i'd be the one burying you

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/funny/znaika.gif

[Outrageous Cheek]

no, my friend, i'd be the one burying you

...good one :rolleyes:

[DJTheBaron]

im going to have sex with polaris while neb watches and whacks off in the corner

very similar to the days when i would hump demons sister as he masturbated in the corner

[Polaris]

:yech:
no thank you
neb is much better for me anyway- she has apropriate equiptment, unlike you

[Outrageous Cheek]

Whoa that was really sick.

How do u know demon's sis isn't like 290 lbs?

[Foree]

How do u know demon's sis isn't like 2900 lbs?

a whale?

[Outrageous Cheek]

Human or whale. Either way. DJ would hit it, no questions asked.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:agree:

[Justice]

DJ would hit anything.

What are you SMOKING, chef?

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Outrageous Cheek]

AHm SMOKEN!!!

[Justice]

"Fantastic Nonsense" can be used to summarize your last post.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Polaris]

indeed
of course "fantastic nonsense" could be used to summarize most of your posts, justice

[Justice]

No.

My posts actually make sense.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

They do? Then how come I can't understand most of them?

[Outrageous Cheek]

They make sence, they are just incredibly boring and skipworthy. :)

Sorry Juicy.

[Outrageous Cheek]

DJ would hit anything.

DJ would hit a 3/4 mumified, headless Orangatang....And he would do it with such pleasure that we could not possibly comprehend it's magnitude.

[Justice]

Because you're absolutely hopelessly moronic, Neb.

:|

Sorry to break it to you.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

http://smilies.cw08.calibra-web.de/html/images/smilies/schockiert/Looking_anim.gif (http://www.World-of-Smilies.com)

[Polaris]

chef
do you enjoy posting twice in a row? there's that little button thats labeled "EDIT", ya know?

[Outrageous Cheek]

Where.

[Justice]

Oh.

He double and sometimes quadruple posts.

Each of his posts answers back one post from the past ... so if you and I posted a reply each, and he had something to say about both of ours, he posts 2 posts to respond.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Outrageous Cheek]

And yes, it's frickin orgasmic.

Try it.

Although the 60 delay is like bondage torture...if you're into that kinda thing....

[Outrageous Cheek]

I HATE YOU JUSTICE YOU SCREWED UP MY DOUBLE POST YOU FRICKEN MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RETARD!!!

GO

AWAY

[Justice]

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

My ownage has been accomplished this night. Now time to watch some TV.

Have fun being a forum whore, Cheffiepoo.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Polaris]

you suck, chef. thats all i hafta say

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

http://smilies.cw08.calibra-web.de/html/images/smilies/sonstige/76.gif (http://www.World-of-Smilies.com)

[Outrageous Cheek]

Ok go have fun fapping infront of the TV Juicy.

Fapping...LOL

[Justice]

DUDE

News last night was GREAT.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Outrageous Cheek]

LOL

Was Al Roker on? ;) ;) ;)

[Justice]

No.

I was watching CNN.

Ukrainian election results ....

tsk tsk tsk. It's the Cold War all over again.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Outrageous Cheek]

Oh so u where fapping to towel heads. Way to go.

[Outrageous Cheek]

DUDE

News last night was GREAT.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-


Mistress, this is the funniest thing I have seen juicy say.

Dang..there i go double postin...

[Justice]

Noob cunt of a double poster.

Die.

News is an integral part of my life and of the survival of humanity. News isn't the only stuff I watch on TV, if that's what your implying.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

Neb doesn't watch TV.

[Justice]

Neb stays in front of the computer all day, doing who knows what.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:nod:

[Justice]

What DO you do in front of the computer all day?

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Outrageous Cheek]

MMmm

Maaaaa

Muh...muh...

Maaassstt.....

Buh...Ba...te


(I think you can figure out the rest)

[Polaris]

for a minute there i thought you were gonna say "massachusetts"

[elliot/obee1]

u say u cant go to DJ's house since its in another state when neb is also in another state.......

[Polaris]

actually
as it turns out, dj is on the other side of the atlantic
lol, he flamed me for calling him an american

[Outrageous Cheek]

Hahahah. I respect him forr that.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

What DO you do in front of the computer all day?

I talk to losers I met online!

[Polaris]

ouch
*sniff... snifff*
im gonna go cry now..........

[Outrageous Cheek]

All but ONE person polaris!

YOU!










































Holding a mirror that refects my image :)

[Polaris]

chef
i dont know why thats not too funny....

I talk to losers I met online!
argh! bad grammar!
"talk," being present tense
"met," being past tense
tense agreement error
shoulda been "i talk to losers i meet online... except my bf, he's cool"

[elliot/obee1]

......which is really no one since u guys really do nothign except talk online with each other and maybe play a couple games its not a real gf
a. uve never met her in person
b. u can only talk online
c. ull probably never c each other

[Outrageous Cheek]

Says my Halo 2 sidekick.

[elliot/obee1]

yea ill be on tonight dont cry this time when i kill u :P

[Justice]

Laris ... give it up.

Obee it totally right. Get yourself a real girl.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:(


cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Polaris]

you two have no idea what youre talking about
btw, i dont ostrisize your relationships, why should you ostrisize mine? serisously. you shouldnt be so quick to jump to conclusions

[Outrageous Cheek]

yea ill be on tonight dont cry this time when i kill u :P


Only if you don't moan when I rape ur dead body.