It Puts The Lotion On It's.....

[TurdSandwichVsGiantDouche]

Burning Vagina or else it gets my fucking hose again!


Liek OmG WtF NOBODY EXPECTS APPLE!!!

[Polaris]

what have you been smoking?

[eXoRciSt]

That post wasnt funny, just fucking stupid.

[TurdSandwichVsGiantDouche]

nothing but...............LOVE AND SMILES

[Polaris]

turd's rep is dropping into the negatives

[Shackled Phoenix]

aye, the bond post > x10 this post

[DivinerSage]

Now listen here turd we currently have a resident village idiot and His name is justice, and we have a resident newbtard I wont mention her name or that she writes in pink. So you wont get that out of me BUT BOTH SPOTS ARE TAKEN!!! So go comb you hair with a roto-rooter or something.

[Polaris]

lol, divi
i thought the n00btard was demon, though
maybe he's the fucktard?

[eXoRciSt]

Justice is a fucktard?

[Polaris]

ya
mainly because of the gay man sex-- you would know

[TurdSandwichVsGiantDouche]

ya
mainly because of the gay man sex-- you would know
I would agree, Justice would probably get 9 guys in an 8 man orgy just so there is another dick to go in the ear!

[Polaris]

lol- turd- do you even know justice?

[Delta]

well divi we need to come up with a new position for turd... cause hes starting to get on my nerves

[TurdSandwichVsGiantDouche]

lol- turd- do you even know justice?
No all Juggalo said was that he/she was a big spammer.

[Polaris]

he/she is about right
but we call him "he" just because all but 2 (i think) of TLSC are guys, and we wouldnt want to mix a person like justice with them

[DJTheBaron]

touch me

[Polaris]

dj, i wouldnt touch you with a 100 ft pole

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:banana:

[Justice]

dj, i wouldnt touch you with a 100 ft pole


Owned.


cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Polaris]

HEY
i think justice just agreed with me! w00t!

[Justice]

It's true.

DJ got omgwtfpwned.

There's no comeback. Like .... no. Just no. Absolutely no chance for a comeback.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Polaris]

w00t
all of a sudden i like this thread

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:ponder:

I like DJ too...

[Polaris]

you dont hafta worry about him violating you
well
maybe you do, but not in the way us men do

[Justice]

Don't try and convert him.

It's not going to work.

BTW ... "I like DJ too" has absolutely no relevance to any abovementioned posts.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Polaris]

what are you babling about
*pronoun w/o antecedent error, line 1 char 23

[Justice]

the last part of your post made no sense.

plain english, please?

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Polaris]

that is plain english
ok
english lesson, right here, right now
joe has a hamster. it is happy
"it" refers to "hamster" because it cant refer to "joe"
"it" is a pronoun, and "hamster" is the antacedent

Justice does not understand English like Polaris. he has no life
now does "he" refer to "justice" or "polaris"?
you cant tell, and thus its deemed an ambiguous statement because the pronoun has no antecedent

[Outrageous Cheek]

:banana:

What you OBVIOUSLY meant to say was.


"Somebody do me...with...banana?....That goes up and down? With speratic motion?"

[Justice]

Chef.

You're flamingly homo.

Go away.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Polaris]

What you OBVIOUSLY meant to say was.


"Somebody do me...with...banana?....That goes up and down? With speratic motion?"
whadaya mean "somebody"?

[Outrageous Cheek]

Sorry.

I mean't

"Chef, take em off....Good. Now get the hell over here."

[Outrageous Cheek]

Chef.

You're flamingly homo.

Go away.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-


I get that alot.

[Polaris]

my neb- MINE!

[Outrageous Cheek]

Neb's lower body-MINE!

[Polaris]

no, i booked exclusive rights
sorry bud, but she's all mine. go find somebody else

[Outrageous Cheek]

Too bad I called lower bod.

You lose. Go home to your cardboard box.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:rofl:
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

[Outrageous Cheek]

:rofl:
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

=Chef's Body Is What I Friggin Live For.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:nono:

[Polaris]

:nono:
= chef is a moron, gimme my polaris

[Outrageous Cheek]

Oh, sorry. I admit, I translated that wrong.

It was really: Chef's Madly Hot Bod, And To Rob Poolaris's Prostitution money (She won't find much there, I hear his customers usually just run away when he takes off his mask, after everyhting's over.)...(GASP) Is What I Friggin Live For.

[Outrageous Cheek]

= chef is a moron, gimme my polaris
= chef is a gorgeous man i want him, gimme my polaris's prostitution money.

[Polaris]

ya know what? she's not yours anymore, and i've been with her longer than your were coming up here in a few days, so stfu- you are over. you had your chance and you obviously blew it. quit trying to mess up mine, because its not going to happen

[Outrageous Cheek]

:) We cleared this up in the other thread. :)

GIMME A HUG!
...
I said hug, no groping , our relationship is'nt that mature yet.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

http://mindscraps.com/s/contrib/edoom/Lurking.gif

[Polaris]

lol
how about a hand shake? a bit more... professional, maybe?

[Outrageous Cheek]

OK, Keep it PG though.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/ruinkai/biggrinbandit.gif

[Justice]

Awww.

I wanted to see an NC-17 handshake.

:|

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-