Salvatore

[The Dark Messenger]

Name: Ben

Location: Somewhere not too far off London, England

Age: 14

Bio: I joined TLSC in around August, 2004, during the first rise of the UT2004 division. I was part of Frink's GameFAQs batch, along with Soad and a few others. I wasn't any good at the time, in fact debatably I'm still crap at it :p

UT was the first game I seriously played online (I also played Treadmarks, but that was way past it's decline: only four people were ever online :p )

In UT2004, I was always famous for being able to annoy and distract the hell out of the enemy: pointless headshots from the other side of the map, booby trapping vehicles, etc. I was the first to sign up for Elysium's vCTF team, and, later, I formed a team of my own, the TLSC Onslaught team, and became a captain. Out of the five teams (iGIB, vCTF, ONS, TDM, AS), only two team captains (me and Elysium) were selected to rise to officerhood (eat that, ya lousy peasants :D ). Soon after THAT had happened, my UT2004 crapped out on me.:(

So, I moved to Dow, but I REALLY suck at that, so for now I'm inactiveish :(

Shortly after joining the DoW division, that started to crap out on me too.

Life's great :D

Then, in the historic 4th December 2004, the computer just died. Wouldn't even switch on. So, I rummaged around inside it, and, not only got it working, but also COMPLETELY ERADICATED MY OTHER PROBLEM! Total system instability, I LOVE YOU! ^_^

Since then, I've not been quite up to my previous levels of ability, but I am developing skills to use in 1on1 DMs. Too late for the tourny, but I've started getting the skillset anyway. Hopefully, when the Clanwars begin, I'll be ready to kick ass like when I was still called Salvatore ;D

Shortly afterwards, maybe a day or two after achieving total system stability, it died again. Tech support whittled the problem down to either a motherboard or a processor fault. Oh well :(

And, indeed, it was a motherboard fault. I say it in the past tense, because it is no longer a problem. Eat nForce7, bitches! :D :D :D

The Christmas and New Year periods went by with a near break-up by my parents, and my friend's father being basically told that his days are numbered. I'm not willing to say more on these subjects, suffice it to say that it's a little more than depressing.

And then, on the 11th of January, 2005, I had finally fulfilled my ambitions: I was at last of a higher rank than Elysium (lousy commoner rat :P ) as a senior officer, complete with bold flashy cyan name.

Later, he upstaged me with a bold flashy GREEN name. Bastards. Ah well, at least I'm XO of UT2004 now.

Now we're even again... I got my Supermod status. That means I'm the guy who goes cracking heads when you start to fuck things up.
So watch it ;)

(Phew, this is getting kinda long, eh? :P )

[Starzonedge]

Ah cool. One of the younger members of TLSC. 15 here by the way, I was also part of "frink's batch" hah. I need to add all of you guys again... I installed UT on a different computer :-/

[Foree]

kids...

:lol:

[eXoRciSt]

im 14 too, CUZ WE RULE

[The Dark Messenger]

The majority of 12-18 year olds on my council ward have burnt a total of 20 sheds, stole £1000s of goods, do drugs in my flat's stairwell, attempted to set fire to a couple of sheep, had sex in my stairwell, graffiti on any blank surface and, today, 20 of them attacked a single 14-year-old black boy. Yeah, our generation is the best ever ¬_¬ .

[FuriousX]

gotta love the younger generation ! LOL

[eXoRciSt]

Yeha salv coem to america and its 10x worse O_O

[The Dark Messenger]

No, anywhere but the states :O

[Juggalo]

The majority of 12-18 year olds on my council ward have burnt a total of 20 sheds, stole £1000s of goods, do drugs in my flat's stairwell, attempted to set fire to a couple of sheep, had sex in my stairwell, graffiti on any blank surface and, today, 20 of them attacked a single 14-year-old black boy. Yeah, our generation is the best ever ¬_¬ .

Sounds a lot like what my friends and I do, except for the beating of the black people. Thats just wrong... gotta love our generation...

[Juggalo]

The only thing worse in America is the, well, I guess u are right, Demon. everything is bad except for beating the black people.

[Death Durron]

wow..14 years old....I feel old...I'm 21.........*curl up in fetal position and cry*

I take that back..there are some here that are about twice my age...I feel young again!.woohoo!

[Cleary]

well im west london meaning muggings are a regular thing lol graffiti is'nt that bad but near my school is fecked up.

[Cleary]

oh and in uk watch crime watch next time its on and hear out for Northolt (my area) Some thing seriouse happend

[Lucid Angel]

What's with the double posting people? The edit button is there for a reason!

[Juggalo]

Post count, Lucid, post count. :P

[Justice]

DarkM is power hungry ...

Tell you what, "Ben," if I knife MVB, will you help Stealth take over TLSC?

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[The Dark Messenger]

Hm...

*sharpens knife*

In case you miss, of course... Not for the rest of the XOs... >_>

[Juggalo]

*Listens*

*GASP*

*Runs to tell MVB*

[Justice]

*Shoots Juggs dead*

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[The Dark Messenger]

With a knife? :lol:

[Justice]

No, I "own" a gun and knife.

A knife is much easier to use for close-ranged murders when you're "up close and personal" with the person, whereas you can shoot someone from long range.

Silly Darkiepoo.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[The Dark Messenger]

You could, like, load a knife into a sort of gun made specifically for it... Best of both worlds :D

[Justice]

It'd be kind of hard to reload the gun with another knife, if you know what I mean.

Hmm ... if you're murdering someone though, you don't really need to reload. If you need to reload, you've blown it.

Unless you make it like a harpoon, but instead of a spear you replace it with a knife.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[The Dark Messenger]

Yeah, but the rope would give your position away if you're trying to snipe with it.

[Juggalo]

*respawns without them knowing*

*tries to run away but steps on a twig*

Fuck...

[The Dark Messenger]

*Ultima - target Juggalo 4 Life*

*Juggalo 4 Life takes 9999 damage*

*Juggalo 4 Life dies*

*Gains 750 EXP*

[Juggalo]

*Respawns...again* WHAT!? Only 750 EXP for killing me!!!!?

[The Dark Messenger]

It's the post countXuser level, n00b. Which makes Justice some sort of uberboss.

Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah.

*X-Magic - Quick/Ultima*

*Quick status - two more turns*

*X-Magic - Ultima/Ultima*

*X-Magic - Ultima/Ultima*

*Total damage - 49997*

[Justice]

*Justice|TLSC targets Juggalo4Life with PostCount Razor Spell*

*PostCount Razor Spell hits Juggalo4Life for 12+9 = 21*

*21 x 8,149 = 171,129 Critical Damage*

*Juggalo4Life dies*

*Justice|TLSC gains +1,050 XP*

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Juggalo]

*respawns*

*pulls out dual BFGs*

*aims*

*Blows justice away to the abyss' of hell*

Fuck that RPG shit,

I R WINNAR!!!

[Justice]

*Justice|TLSC conjures Guard Spell: Shield*

*Juggalo hits Justice|TLSC with dual BFG's for 5x7x3 = 105 Regular Damage*

*Justice|TLSC: Shield prevents 105 Regular Damage*

*Justice|TLSC conjures spell: Spam Slice*

*Spam Slice deals 5x3 = 15 Slashing Damage*

*Justice|TLSC conjures spell: Amplify*

*15 x (9 x 7) = 934 Slashing Damage*

*Justice|TLSC conjures spell: Amplify*

*934 x (5 x 11) = 51,370 Slashing Damage*

*Juggalo4Life dies*

*Justice|TLSC gains +1,050 XP*

*JUSTICE|TLSC casts curse: Hellbound on Juggalo4Life*

*Hellbound hits Juggalo4Life for 6 x 2 > 8*

*Juggalo4Life is unable to spawn*

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[The Dark Messenger]

*Casts Excrete - Piss (rank 5 alcohol consumed) on Juggalo's corpse*

[Juggalo]

*Respawns*

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME, I'M THE GINGER BREAD MAN!!!

[Death Durron]

*Death Durron cast spell on each person: Magic Missle*
*You all fail to save: You each take 5x 1d4+1 damage*
*You each take about 20 damage*
*Death Durron cast spell again: Magic Missle*
*and again*
*and again*
*and again......*
*You all die from swarms of Magic Missles*

[The Dark Messenger]

*Contingency - damage taken - Shield activated*

*Takes 4 damaged from first missile, all other missiles absorbed by shield*

Bastardly...

*Activates Chain Contingency - MM absorbed by shield - Abu Dalzim's Horrid Wilting/Abu Dalzim's Horrid Wilting/Abu Dalzim's Horrid Wilting*

*Death Durron takes 20d8 damage*
*Death Durron takes 20d8 damage*
*Death Durron takes 20d8 damage*

TY, good night.

[Juggalo]

*Sprays anti-RPG-Gayness-potion on self*

*Walks away to get MVB with both middle fingers raised in the air*

[Marb]

*Marbzz casts Death spell, cannot be dodged, results in instant death. No respawn possible.*

kthxbai

[Juggalo]

*is a ghost*

BOO!

*floats away*

[Justice]

*Justice|TLSC casts Incantation: Undead Banshee*

*Undead Banshee hits Juggalo4Life for 5 x 2 < 15*

*Undead Banshee sends Juggalo4Life to hell*

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Juggalo]

AHHHHHH, IT BURNS!!!!!

Devil: Hey big sexy! ;)
Juggalo: O...M...G...

[Rubba Duck]

Now its my turn!!!!
*Rubba Duck casts 1 "OMFG we are all going to die" on Dark Messenger*
*"OMFG we are all going to die" hits Dark and damages 1xRubba-Lvl*
*Dark -1hp*
:tantrum:
Right! Im getting my tonberry!
*Rubba Duck flees battle and rides off in airship*

[The Dark Messenger]

Why does everybody want to kill me?

*Casts Lemming Syndrome on Rubba Duck*

*Rubba Duck has irresistable urge to jump off of airship*

Come on down ;)

[Spulm]

age eh? you should see your age as leveling in WoW. The higher u get, the better, but if u reach lvl 30. Then It gets boring.

20 is fine cuz I can use 2 axes now. SO I AM FAR MORE SEX0RRR THEN U ALL!

M.

[The Dark Messenger]

Better lowbie gankage though, like Rubba and Jugs here ;)

[Rubba Duck]

*Rubba casts "reflect" on himself*
*Dark recieves "lemming syndrome"*
*Lands near Bevelle and goes into the Via Infinito*
Time to catch some tonberrys!!!!

<<NOTE TO SELF: Do not go any further down than floor 39>>

Hmm.....whats this?:
"Rubba scored a porno sphere!"

[The Dark Messenger]

Bla, *esuna*

Good luck catching the tonberries at lvl 1 :D

[Rubba Duck]

Screw tonberrys.
Im sphere hunting!!!

[Juggalo]

Fuck you peoples and your RPG bullshit!


*pulls out Igib Shockrifle*

*Shoots everyone and then puts the barrle to chin*

*Pulls trigger and dies forever in this thread*

[The Dark Messenger]

Oh... HF :P

*Puts a high level variant of the Malboro at Via Infinito's entrance*

HF ;)

[Rubba Duck]

just then an unknown army rescues rubba!
:kelet: :kelet: :kelet: :kelet: :kelet: :kelet: :kelet: :kelet: :kelet: :kelet: :kelet: :kelet:
Fuck tonberrys, ive got an army of kelets!!

[The Dark Messenger]

That's it, we're all fucked.

Ha><or :'(

Deploy the n00b cannons!

*Loads Tainted into a cannon... Fires at a Kelet*

-Tainted deals 2 damage to Kelet-
-Kelet ingests Tainted-
-Tainted is dead - insert 1 credit to continue-

[Rubba Duck]

:kelet: :kelet: :kelet: :kelet: :kelet: :kelet: :kelet: :kelet: :kelet: :kelet: :kelet: :kelet:
Mwahahahaha!
*Rubba enters battle*
*Rubba uses "Kelet Charge" on enemy party* (everyone)
*"Kelet Charge" successful*
*each enemy recieves -999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999hp each*
*Death Daron is dead, Justice is dead, Juggalo is dead, Dark is dead...and a kelet proceeds to hump his corpse*
<<<GAME OVER>>> *q sad music*

I'M TEH WINNAR!

[The Dark Messenger]

No.

*Fires Mod Power one - ressurection*

*Fires Mod Power 2 - edits post*

Pwned

[Rubba Duck]

*gains 0exp*

hey!!!

o well :(

*Rubba casts "Death" on himself*
*Rubba is ko'd*

AND STOP EDITING MY POSTS!

[Elysium]

you ppl are weird.. period.. :rofl:

[Rubba Duck]

:toast: heres to insanity! :toast:

[Death Durron]

*Keeps casting Life 3*
I can never die!

[Rubba Duck]

*Rubba casts "Zombie" on Death Durron*
*Due to Durron's zombie status, his Life 3 instantly KO'd him*

*Suddenly Vegnagun pops into existance for no apparent reason*

Yey! Time to destroy the world!
*Rubba starts to climb Vegnagun*