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Justice
Jul 27, 2005, @ 11:06 PM
Let the wars begin!

In the classic battle of penis vs. vagina, the winner is ...

PENIS, with 5,310,000 results (vagina had 3,020,000).

www.googlefight.com

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

Cleary
Jul 27, 2005, @ 11:10 PM
Shit VS Piss

8,180,000 for shit
2,790,000 for piss

Shit = Winner.

Foree
Jul 28, 2005, @ 12:06 AM
Man vs Woman

194,000,000 for man
78,400,000 for woman


Obviously, man owns all.

Juggalo
Jul 28, 2005, @ 12:39 AM
Violent J Vs. Shaggy 2 Dope

Violent J: 5,690,000
Shaggy 2 Dope: 79,800.

Viloent J wins, cause he's just better. :D

Larsson7
Jul 28, 2005, @ 01:36 AM
Eve Online: 6,950,000 results

World of Warcraft: 4,150,000 results

Eve Online: 6,950,000 results

Homeworld: 901,000 results

EvE ftw \o/

Juggalo
Jul 28, 2005, @ 03:52 AM
:lol:

laserflip
Jul 28, 2005, @ 04:29 AM
"EvE Online": 6,950,000
"Gay Stuff": 11,000,000

Juggalo
Jul 28, 2005, @ 04:36 AM
Angel Vs. Laserflip

Angel: 27,200,000 results
Laserflip: 501 results

Ownage. :D

Larsson7
Jul 28, 2005, @ 09:18 AM
Angel Vs. Laserflip

Angel: 27,200,000 results
Laserflip: 501 results

Ownage. :D

word

Foree
Jul 28, 2005, @ 10:21 AM
a vs b

2,960,000,000 for a
360,000,000 for b


teh win = a

allied56
Jul 28, 2005, @ 10:22 AM
Straight sex = 7,840,000
Gay sex = 11,900,000

Gay sex FTW!

allied56
Jul 28, 2005, @ 10:24 AM
Allied56 = 54 results, i am teh PWN!

Justice
Jul 28, 2005, @ 03:59 PM
Justice: 109,000,000 results
Injustice:6,550,000 results

JUSTICE FTW


cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

Cleary
Jul 28, 2005, @ 04:10 PM
1,460,000 for cleary

167,000,000 for clear

:(

The Dark Messenger
Jul 28, 2005, @ 04:16 PM
Good: 426'000'000
Evil: 32'600'000

Good ftw

Cleary
Jul 28, 2005, @ 04:26 PM
1,640,000 for the dark messenger
2,980,000 for the light messenger

the light messenger ftw

Fragman
Jul 28, 2005, @ 04:50 PM
a___3,400,000,000 results
the_3,370,000,000 results

Rubba Duck
Jul 28, 2005, @ 06:12 PM
Rubba Duck - 6,700
Rubber Duck - 722,000
:_(

Life - 589,000,000
Death - 122,000,000
Life FTW!

Love - 179,000,000
Hate - 34,500,000
<3

Honour - 10,600,000
Dishonour - 319,000
Honour FTW!
(strangely i found this as the first hit when looking for honour:
HONOUR Online Fetish Wear Shop, sexy lingerie, BDSM, bondage gear ...
Fantasy Fetish and Fun Wear Honour have been leading the fetish field for the last 13 years. We also provide Bondage, Leather, Rubber, PVC, High Heels, ...
www.honour.co.uk/ - 12k - Cached - Similar pages )

MVB
Jul 28, 2005, @ 06:12 PM
20,600,000 -- Chicken
16,600,000 -- Egg

Chicken over egg

Rubba Duck
Jul 28, 2005, @ 06:22 PM
MVB - 304,000 results
Stealth - 6,190,000 results
:O

tom
Jul 28, 2005, @ 06:44 PM
Me 418,000,000

You 1,870,000,000

You > Me :(

Rubba Duck
Jul 28, 2005, @ 06:50 PM
His name isn't stealth anymore


i cling to the past like a limpet :P

Justice
Jul 29, 2005, @ 06:18 PM
Me 418,000,000

You 1,870,000,000

You > Me :(

Poont.

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

Rubba Duck
Jul 29, 2005, @ 09:29 PM
owned
86,700,000 results

pwned
218,000 results

Owned > Pwned

Justice
Jul 29, 2005, @ 11:18 PM
How ironic.

Pwned got owned.

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

Rubba Duck
Jul 29, 2005, @ 11:20 PM
Justice
108,000,000 results

Spam
78,700,000 results

:O

Justice > Spam

Juggalo
Jul 30, 2005, @ 02:41 AM
Spam > all. AND YOU KNOW IT! :furious:

Justice
Jul 30, 2005, @ 03:36 AM
Juggalo: 104,000
Paris Hilton: 8,560,000

Paris Hilton > Juggalo :O

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

Juggalo
Jul 30, 2005, @ 03:51 AM
Slut!!!... That's all I have to say.

Polaris
Jul 30, 2005, @ 05:54 AM
war 184,000,000
peace 88,200,000

soccer 40,700,000
football 74,100,000

vivendi universal 1,530,000
shit 9,320,000

mouse 59,800,000
keyboard 35,100,000

tom
Jul 30, 2005, @ 05:59 AM
boxers - 2,160,000
briefs - 22,400,000

BRIEFS 4TW

Rubba Duck
Jul 30, 2005, @ 10:25 AM
Nothing
123,000,000 results

Somthing
733,000 results

Nothing > Somthing :wtf:

DJTheBaron
Jul 30, 2005, @ 10:57 AM
Jew 4,380,000 results
Nazi 9,120,000 results

djthebaron 150 results
nebuladistortion95 results

2biT
Jul 30, 2005, @ 12:53 PM
95,300,000 for bush
2,460,000 for shaved

bush > shaved.

2biT
Jul 30, 2005, @ 12:57 PM
120 for mvbs weapon
Your search - DJTheBarons weapon - did not match any documents
717 for 2biTs weapon
Your search - tlsconlines weapon - did not match any documents.

my weapon omfgwtfpwned mvbs, djs and this webiste.

tom
Jul 30, 2005, @ 06:48 PM
omethinNothing
123,000,000 results

Somthing
733,000 results

Nothing > Somthing :wtf:

You spelled SOMETHING wrong.

Results 1 - 10 of about 196,000,000 for something [definition (http://www.google.com/url?sa=X&oi=dict&q=http://www.answers.com/something%26r%3D67)]. (0.11 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 125,000,000 for nothing [definition (http://www.google.com/url?sa=X&oi=dict&q=http://www.answers.com/nothing%26r%3D67)]. (0.08 seconds)

I guess you didn't see the Did you mean: something (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&hs=mQF&c2coff=1&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&q=something&spell=1)

Juggalo
Jul 30, 2005, @ 07:01 PM
Rubba=:dur:

Polaris
Jul 30, 2005, @ 09:00 PM
djthebaron 150 results
nebuladistortion95 results
polaris 1,890,000 results

Justice
Jul 30, 2005, @ 09:14 PM
Impotence v. Breeze

Impotence: 2,530,000
Breeze: 14,200,000

BOXERS FTW

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

Rubba Duck
Jul 30, 2005, @ 10:00 PM
omethin

You spelled SOMETHING wrong.

Results 1 - 10 of about 196,000,000 for something [definition (http://www.google.com/url?sa=X&oi=dict&q=http://www.answers.com/something%26r%3D67)]. (0.11 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 125,000,000 for nothing [definition (http://www.google.com/url?sa=X&oi=dict&q=http://www.answers.com/nothing%26r%3D67)]. (0.08 seconds)

I guess you didn't see the Did you mean: something (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&hs=mQF&c2coff=1&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&q=something&spell=1)

:_(

tom
Jul 30, 2005, @ 10:07 PM
It's ok. There, there. *pat pat*

Rubba Duck
Jul 30, 2005, @ 10:09 PM
i never have been that good at spelling...
oh well, life goes on :D

Juggalo
Jul 30, 2005, @ 10:12 PM
Or does it? *loads rifle*

Rubba Duck
Jul 30, 2005, @ 10:15 PM
well not for you.
*juggalo spontaniously combusts

DJTheBaron
Jul 31, 2005, @ 12:11 AM
polaris 1,890,000 results

yes but just like your common redneck gutter heritage, you have a common redneck gutter name

Scorpion
Jul 31, 2005, @ 12:18 AM
47,200,000 results for Sam

1,700,000 results for Neb


Rubba Duck 6,900 results

Scorpian 38,800 results

Polaris 2,250,000 results

Cleary 1,500,000 results

MVB 306,000 results

Justice 103,000,000 results

Apocalypse 4,140,000 results

Apple 132,000,000 results

Dell 62,800,000 results

Juggalo
Jul 31, 2005, @ 12:36 AM
yes but just like your common redneck gutter heritage, you have a common redneck gutter name

And the fact that it's a ATV company and a star.

Blacksbyrd
Jul 31, 2005, @ 01:46 AM
hum seems i might have miss place my post lol

50,300- Pabts
431,000- heineken

:( pabts lost

tom
Jul 31, 2005, @ 02:02 AM
pabst*

laserflip
Jul 31, 2005, @ 02:05 AM
Porn: 12,200,000
Game: 153,000,000
Help: 1,570,000,000
The: 3,370,000,000
A: 2,960,000,000
If: 1,150,000,000

Blacksbyrd
Jul 31, 2005, @ 02:07 AM
lol dont mind my poor spellin' it always happens, dyslexic errors run rampant in my life.

Justice
Jul 31, 2005, @ 04:13 AM
Justice w/ 103,000,000 wins.

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

Rubba Duck
Jul 31, 2005, @ 02:43 PM
Justice
102,000,000 results

Death
124,000,000 results

Death > Justice
:D

Justice
Jul 31, 2005, @ 04:44 PM
Life: 573,000,000
Death: 121,000,000

Life > Death


Death: 121,000,000
God: 63,700,000

Death > God O.O :blink:

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

Rubba Duck
Jul 31, 2005, @ 04:47 PM
Death > God!?

wow.... O.O

Bentusi
Jul 31, 2005, @ 05:09 PM
Guru clan vs TLSC

Guru: Results 1 - 10 of about 243,000 for Guru Clan. (0.03 seconds)
TLSC: Results 1 - 10 of about 7,550 for TLSC. (0.03 seconds)

Guru Clan > TLSC

Bentusi
Jul 31, 2005, @ 05:11 PM
The APOCALYPTIC SHOWDOWN.

Breast vs Ass




















Breast: Results 1 - 10 of about 30,600,000 for Breast [definition]. (0.12 seconds)































Ass: Results 1 - 10 of about 18,100,000 for Ass [definition]. (0.08 seconds)






Breast > Ass!!!!

there you have it! BOOBIES 4TW!

tom
Jul 31, 2005, @ 05:47 PM
Guru is dead.

Juggalo
Jul 31, 2005, @ 06:26 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/echofate50/w00h00small.gif

Rubba Duck
Jul 31, 2005, @ 09:47 PM
is that like an uberfast wank or somthing?

Justice
Jul 31, 2005, @ 11:15 PM
Well, where's the wanker?

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

mOle
Aug 1, 2005, @ 12:36 PM
mOle vs Rubba duck =P

mOle: 4,540,000 results
Rubba duck: 6,890 results

winner: mOle

Rubba Duck
Aug 1, 2005, @ 07:10 PM
Well, where's the wanker?

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

its like an air guitar, hes air wanking.

Blacksbyrd
Aug 1, 2005, @ 10:38 PM
boobs are good i own a pair :P

Juggalo
Aug 1, 2005, @ 10:45 PM
Me too... But mine are hairy. :-\

Justice
Aug 2, 2005, @ 12:45 AM
But mine are hairy.

:yech:

That's even worse than Rubba's airwanking comment.

:yech:

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

Juggalo
Aug 2, 2005, @ 12:47 AM
The truth hurts sometimes, Juicy. Talk to me on MSN sometime, I'll give ya some pics of this sexeh bod. :rofl:

Blacksbyrd
Aug 2, 2005, @ 12:52 AM
lol and some how i am not complelty grossed out just a lil bit.

Juggalo
Aug 2, 2005, @ 12:54 AM
:lmao: Juicy, you know you want those pics. ;)

Justice
Aug 2, 2005, @ 02:58 AM
NOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY EYES

The pain tears away at me to even IMAGINE what horrors those pictures contain.

Like ... manboobs and a vagipenis.

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

Juggalo
Aug 2, 2005, @ 03:01 AM
Oh, don't resist it. *jiggles*

Justice
Aug 2, 2005, @ 03:37 AM
AHHH VAGIPENIS

AHHHHHHHHH

:errr:

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

Juggalo
Aug 2, 2005, @ 03:45 AM
*licks man boob*

Oh yeah... ;)

Rubba Duck
Aug 2, 2005, @ 06:38 PM
:wtf:

Juggalo
Aug 2, 2005, @ 06:44 PM
You want some too, big boy? ;)

Rubba Duck
Aug 2, 2005, @ 06:59 PM
no :yech: