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Justice
Jul 27, 2005, @ 11:06 PM
Let the wars begin!
In the classic battle of penis vs. vagina, the winner is ...
PENIS, with 5,310,000 results (vagina had 3,020,000).
www.googlefight.com
cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-
Cleary
Jul 27, 2005, @ 11:10 PM
Shit VS Piss
8,180,000 for shit
2,790,000 for piss
Shit = Winner.
Foree
Jul 28, 2005, @ 12:06 AM
Man vs Woman
194,000,000 for man
78,400,000 for woman
Obviously, man owns all.
Juggalo
Jul 28, 2005, @ 12:39 AM
Violent J Vs. Shaggy 2 Dope
Violent J: 5,690,000
Shaggy 2 Dope: 79,800.
Viloent J wins, cause he's just better. :D
Larsson7
Jul 28, 2005, @ 01:36 AM
Eve Online: 6,950,000 results
World of Warcraft: 4,150,000 results
Eve Online: 6,950,000 results
Homeworld: 901,000 results
EvE ftw \o/
Juggalo
Jul 28, 2005, @ 03:52 AM
:lol:
laserflip
Jul 28, 2005, @ 04:29 AM
"EvE Online": 6,950,000
"Gay Stuff": 11,000,000
Juggalo
Jul 28, 2005, @ 04:36 AM
Angel Vs. Laserflip
Angel: 27,200,000 results
Laserflip: 501 results
Ownage. :D
Larsson7
Jul 28, 2005, @ 09:18 AM
Angel Vs. Laserflip
Angel: 27,200,000 results
Laserflip: 501 results
Ownage. :D
word
Foree
Jul 28, 2005, @ 10:21 AM
a vs b
2,960,000,000 for a
360,000,000 for b
teh win = a
allied56
Jul 28, 2005, @ 10:22 AM
Straight sex = 7,840,000
Gay sex = 11,900,000
Gay sex FTW!
allied56
Jul 28, 2005, @ 10:24 AM
Allied56 = 54 results, i am teh PWN!
Justice
Jul 28, 2005, @ 03:59 PM
Justice: 109,000,000 results
Injustice:6,550,000 results
JUSTICE FTW
cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-
Cleary
Jul 28, 2005, @ 04:10 PM
1,460,000 for cleary
167,000,000 for clear
:(
The Dark Messenger
Jul 28, 2005, @ 04:16 PM
Good: 426'000'000
Evil: 32'600'000
Good ftw
Cleary
Jul 28, 2005, @ 04:26 PM
1,640,000 for the dark messenger
2,980,000 for the light messenger
the light messenger ftw
Fragman
Jul 28, 2005, @ 04:50 PM
a___3,400,000,000 results
the_3,370,000,000 results
Rubba Duck
Jul 28, 2005, @ 06:12 PM
Rubba Duck - 6,700
Rubber Duck - 722,000
:_(
Life - 589,000,000
Death - 122,000,000
Life FTW!
Love - 179,000,000
Hate - 34,500,000
<3
Honour - 10,600,000
Dishonour - 319,000
Honour FTW!
(strangely i found this as the first hit when looking for honour:
HONOUR Online Fetish Wear Shop, sexy lingerie, BDSM, bondage gear ...
Fantasy Fetish and Fun Wear Honour have been leading the fetish field for the last 13 years. We also provide Bondage, Leather, Rubber, PVC, High Heels, ...
www.honour.co.uk/ - 12k - Cached - Similar pages )
MVB
Jul 28, 2005, @ 06:12 PM
20,600,000 -- Chicken
16,600,000 -- Egg
Chicken over egg
Rubba Duck
Jul 28, 2005, @ 06:22 PM
MVB - 304,000 results
Stealth - 6,190,000 results
:O
tom
Jul 28, 2005, @ 06:44 PM
Me 418,000,000
You 1,870,000,000
You > Me :(
Rubba Duck
Jul 28, 2005, @ 06:50 PM
His name isn't stealth anymore
i cling to the past like a limpet :P
Justice
Jul 29, 2005, @ 06:18 PM
Me 418,000,000
You 1,870,000,000
You > Me :(
Poont.
cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-
Rubba Duck
Jul 29, 2005, @ 09:29 PM
owned
86,700,000 results
pwned
218,000 results
Owned > Pwned
Justice
Jul 29, 2005, @ 11:18 PM
How ironic.
Pwned got owned.
cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-
Rubba Duck
Jul 29, 2005, @ 11:20 PM
Justice
108,000,000 results
Spam
78,700,000 results
:O
Justice > Spam
Juggalo
Jul 30, 2005, @ 02:41 AM
Spam > all. AND YOU KNOW IT! :furious:
Justice
Jul 30, 2005, @ 03:36 AM
Juggalo: 104,000
Paris Hilton: 8,560,000
Paris Hilton > Juggalo :O
cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-
Juggalo
Jul 30, 2005, @ 03:51 AM
Slut!!!... That's all I have to say.
Polaris
Jul 30, 2005, @ 05:54 AM
war 184,000,000
peace 88,200,000
soccer 40,700,000
football 74,100,000
vivendi universal 1,530,000
shit 9,320,000
mouse 59,800,000
keyboard 35,100,000
tom
Jul 30, 2005, @ 05:59 AM
boxers - 2,160,000
briefs - 22,400,000
BRIEFS 4TW
Rubba Duck
Jul 30, 2005, @ 10:25 AM
Nothing
123,000,000 results
Somthing
733,000 results
Nothing > Somthing :wtf:
DJTheBaron
Jul 30, 2005, @ 10:57 AM
Jew 4,380,000 results
Nazi 9,120,000 results
djthebaron 150 results
nebuladistortion95 results
2biT
Jul 30, 2005, @ 12:53 PM
95,300,000 for bush
2,460,000 for shaved
bush > shaved.
2biT
Jul 30, 2005, @ 12:57 PM
120 for mvbs weapon
Your search - DJTheBarons weapon - did not match any documents
717 for 2biTs weapon
Your search - tlsconlines weapon - did not match any documents.
my weapon omfgwtfpwned mvbs, djs and this webiste.
tom
Jul 30, 2005, @ 06:48 PM
omethinNothing
123,000,000 results
Somthing
733,000 results
Nothing > Somthing :wtf:
You spelled SOMETHING wrong.
Results 1 - 10 of about 196,000,000 for something [definition (http://www.google.com/url?sa=X&oi=dict&q=http://www.answers.com/something%26r%3D67)]. (0.11 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 125,000,000 for nothing [definition (http://www.google.com/url?sa=X&oi=dict&q=http://www.answers.com/nothing%26r%3D67)]. (0.08 seconds)
I guess you didn't see the Did you mean: something (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&hs=mQF&c2coff=1&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&q=something&spell=1)
Juggalo
Jul 30, 2005, @ 07:01 PM
Rubba=:dur:
Polaris
Jul 30, 2005, @ 09:00 PM
djthebaron 150 results
nebuladistortion95 results
polaris 1,890,000 results
Justice
Jul 30, 2005, @ 09:14 PM
Impotence v. Breeze
Impotence: 2,530,000
Breeze: 14,200,000
BOXERS FTW
cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-
Rubba Duck
Jul 30, 2005, @ 10:00 PM
omethin
You spelled SOMETHING wrong.
Results 1 - 10 of about 196,000,000 for something [definition (http://www.google.com/url?sa=X&oi=dict&q=http://www.answers.com/something%26r%3D67)]. (0.11 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 125,000,000 for nothing [definition (http://www.google.com/url?sa=X&oi=dict&q=http://www.answers.com/nothing%26r%3D67)]. (0.08 seconds)
I guess you didn't see the Did you mean: something (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&hs=mQF&c2coff=1&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&q=something&spell=1)
:_(
tom
Jul 30, 2005, @ 10:07 PM
It's ok. There, there. *pat pat*
Rubba Duck
Jul 30, 2005, @ 10:09 PM
i never have been that good at spelling...
oh well, life goes on :D
Juggalo
Jul 30, 2005, @ 10:12 PM
Or does it? *loads rifle*
Rubba Duck
Jul 30, 2005, @ 10:15 PM
well not for you.
*juggalo spontaniously combusts
DJTheBaron
Jul 31, 2005, @ 12:11 AM
polaris 1,890,000 results
yes but just like your common redneck gutter heritage, you have a common redneck gutter name
Scorpion
Jul 31, 2005, @ 12:18 AM
47,200,000 results for Sam
1,700,000 results for Neb
Rubba Duck 6,900 results
Scorpian 38,800 results
Polaris 2,250,000 results
Cleary 1,500,000 results
MVB 306,000 results
Justice 103,000,000 results
Apocalypse 4,140,000 results
Apple 132,000,000 results
Dell 62,800,000 results
Juggalo
Jul 31, 2005, @ 12:36 AM
yes but just like your common redneck gutter heritage, you have a common redneck gutter name
And the fact that it's a ATV company and a star.
Blacksbyrd
Jul 31, 2005, @ 01:46 AM
hum seems i might have miss place my post lol
50,300- Pabts
431,000- heineken
:( pabts lost
tom
Jul 31, 2005, @ 02:02 AM
pabst*
laserflip
Jul 31, 2005, @ 02:05 AM
Porn: 12,200,000
Game: 153,000,000
Help: 1,570,000,000
The: 3,370,000,000
A: 2,960,000,000
If: 1,150,000,000
Blacksbyrd
Jul 31, 2005, @ 02:07 AM
lol dont mind my poor spellin' it always happens, dyslexic errors run rampant in my life.
Justice
Jul 31, 2005, @ 04:13 AM
Justice w/ 103,000,000 wins.
cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-
Rubba Duck
Jul 31, 2005, @ 02:43 PM
Justice
102,000,000 results
Death
124,000,000 results
Death > Justice
:D
Justice
Jul 31, 2005, @ 04:44 PM
Life: 573,000,000
Death: 121,000,000
Life > Death
Death: 121,000,000
God: 63,700,000
Death > God O.O :blink:
cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-
Rubba Duck
Jul 31, 2005, @ 04:47 PM
Death > God!?
wow.... O.O
Bentusi
Jul 31, 2005, @ 05:09 PM
Guru clan vs TLSC
Guru: Results 1 - 10 of about 243,000 for Guru Clan. (0.03 seconds)
TLSC: Results 1 - 10 of about 7,550 for TLSC. (0.03 seconds)
Guru Clan > TLSC
Bentusi
Jul 31, 2005, @ 05:11 PM
The APOCALYPTIC SHOWDOWN.
Breast vs Ass
Breast: Results 1 - 10 of about 30,600,000 for Breast [definition]. (0.12 seconds)
Ass: Results 1 - 10 of about 18,100,000 for Ass [definition]. (0.08 seconds)
Breast > Ass!!!!
there you have it! BOOBIES 4TW!
tom
Jul 31, 2005, @ 05:47 PM
Guru is dead.
Juggalo
Jul 31, 2005, @ 06:26 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/echofate50/w00h00small.gif
Rubba Duck
Jul 31, 2005, @ 09:47 PM
is that like an uberfast wank or somthing?
Justice
Jul 31, 2005, @ 11:15 PM
Well, where's the wanker?
cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-
mOle
Aug 1, 2005, @ 12:36 PM
mOle vs Rubba duck =P
mOle: 4,540,000 results
Rubba duck: 6,890 results
winner: mOle
Rubba Duck
Aug 1, 2005, @ 07:10 PM
Well, where's the wanker?
cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-
its like an air guitar, hes air wanking.
Blacksbyrd
Aug 1, 2005, @ 10:38 PM
boobs are good i own a pair :P
Juggalo
Aug 1, 2005, @ 10:45 PM
Me too... But mine are hairy. :-\
Justice
Aug 2, 2005, @ 12:45 AM
But mine are hairy.
:yech:
That's even worse than Rubba's airwanking comment.
:yech:
cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-
Juggalo
Aug 2, 2005, @ 12:47 AM
The truth hurts sometimes, Juicy. Talk to me on MSN sometime, I'll give ya some pics of this sexeh bod. :rofl:
Blacksbyrd
Aug 2, 2005, @ 12:52 AM
lol and some how i am not complelty grossed out just a lil bit.
Juggalo
Aug 2, 2005, @ 12:54 AM
:lmao: Juicy, you know you want those pics. ;)
Justice
Aug 2, 2005, @ 02:58 AM
NOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY EYES
The pain tears away at me to even IMAGINE what horrors those pictures contain.
Like ... manboobs and a vagipenis.
cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-
Juggalo
Aug 2, 2005, @ 03:01 AM
Oh, don't resist it. *jiggles*
Justice
Aug 2, 2005, @ 03:37 AM
AHHH VAGIPENIS
AHHHHHHHHH
:errr:
cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-
Juggalo
Aug 2, 2005, @ 03:45 AM
*licks man boob*
Oh yeah... ;)
Rubba Duck
Aug 2, 2005, @ 06:38 PM
:wtf:
Juggalo
Aug 2, 2005, @ 06:44 PM
You want some too, big boy? ;)
Rubba Duck
Aug 2, 2005, @ 06:59 PM
no :yech:
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