This morning i dreamed midgets were trying to assasinate me

[Shackled Phoenix]

so i bought a bulletproof car. since they were only midgets i bought a convertable.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

cool! :lol:

[Polaris]

grade A spam
postCt++;

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:nod:

[Shackled Phoenix]

Does neb even play any games anymore or just spend all of her time spamming?

[Polaris]

neb is aparently trying to outpost justice
halfway there

[Polaris]

and yes, we played a game of hw2 today and i intend to get her back on DoW

[Shackled Phoenix]

ACK! launchcast.screwing.pc.must.post. AaaaarrrrggghHH!

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

I quit dow.

[Polaris]

and i intend to bring you back

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

No, you can't make me.

[Shackled Phoenix]

COOOOMMMMEEEEE BAACCCCKKKKKKKK. we need you to spam the stupid people in the chat rooms to death.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:oohoo:

[Polaris]

they may plea the fifth

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:blink:

[Shackled Phoenix]

whaha?! they'll refuse to testify against themselves in the case of neb's spamming?

[Polaris]

i never said that
the fifth protects one from self-incrimination, double jepordy, and cruel and unusual punishment

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:lala:

[eXoRciSt]

Lol neb your not that bad, for a nOOb.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

B)

[Justice]

Neb.

If you've quit DOW, please send me the CD?

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

No, cause I bought this one.

[Justice]

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

8)

[Justice]

A.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

B. !!

[Justice]

C.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

D.

[Justice]

Z, BITCH!

owned.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Polaris]

the senslesness! aah!

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:confused: Z 1/2

[Justice]

No.

No such thing.

Face it. You got smacked.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

No, you missed most of the letters!

[Justice]

Doesn't matter.

I'm the god of spam.

I can skip as many letters as I want.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

NO, that's not fair!

[Justice]

Life isn't fair.

Live with it.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

ok

[Justice]

THAT IS NOT A POST.

Get creative. Jesus. I wouldn't imagine the day where someone actually needs LESSONS on how to spam.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

ok, but... it's pink! That's creative!

[/<yle]

ffs this is fkin stoopid. Pink is gay

[Justice]

no, it isn't.

considering that's the color of every single one of your posts.

creative = something innovative. something used over and over again isn't new.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

You use your rainbow awesome party every post!

[Justice]

that's a slogan.

I don't use it to show off my creativity. Instead, it's a lasting, recognizable symbol.

There's a difference.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

Not really, when people see pink text, they think of neb... her slogan!

[Justice]

my point is.

you can't use pink font as your only justification for creative posts.

you're just SUPPORTING my argument.

Good job. I totally agree with Neb.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

hehehe

[Justice]

YOU.

ARE.

SO.

ABSOLUTELY.

TERRIBLE.

AT.

SPAMMING.


Every time you get owned, you go "hehehe" or "lol" or "rofl." That's not what a spammer does or how he or she acts. Every time you agree with someone, you just say, "yeah, he's right" without saying why. Every time someone says somethign you don't like, you just type "ok." This is not spam. This is useless shit.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

What isn't useless about you telling me over and over that I suck at spamming?

[Justice]

Because obviously I'm going to tell you until you get it right.

I can't stand this HORRIBLE BUTCHERING of the activity we call spam.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

Then don't read what I write.

[Justice]

That would be bad spamming too.

You have to read what's been written to respond.

Yet another reason why you fail at spamming.

There's a special code of conduct, almost like the Geneva Convention, that applies. Follow it.


cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

I don't want to.

[Justice]

Then

A. You suck
B. You're not a spammer

and most importantly,

C. You won't get any respect as a person with a high post count following your logic, but instead you will be treated with scorn and contempt and made the laughingstock of the entire organization.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Polaris]

i thought spam was a useless post
this is all bad spam- but tell me what is good spam?
i doubt it exists

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

A. I don't suck, silly! You do! ;)
B. You just don't want to believe I'm a spammer!
C. That will never happen! Everyone loves me! :loco:

Silly Justice!

[Justice]

Wrong, wrong, and wrong.

Bad spam: totally, utterly out of place, having no relevance, and consisting of very badly put together/thought out ideas

Good spam: in place, creative, and funny; now put those in numbers.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Polaris]

well, justice, 95% of your spam is bad, then

[/<yle]

who sucks? i need something taken care of.

[eXoRciSt]

Then


C. You won't get any respect as a person with a high post count following your logic, but instead you will be treated with scorn and contempt and made the laughingstock of the entire organization.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

Looks like you have that one down,

FYI

Justice < Neb

[Polaris]

seconded
that must be demon's inteligent post for the day

[/<yle]

omfg... he has a brain!!!!! FKING HEL!

[eXoRciSt]

Score!

[Polaris]

im suprised, too
maybe lightning will strike twice? even better- on justice?

[/<yle]

i doubt it... its a once in a lifetime achievement. one braincell finally ran into another one in that vast airpocket known as the caranium

[eXoRciSt]

No, Justice will never...

[/<yle]

undefinedwtf?

[eXoRciSt]

I was responding to Polaris's post.

[Polaris]

i meant that lightning would strike justice- an inteligent flame from you being the lightning

[eXoRciSt]

Well hes done posting so maybe tommorow..

[MVB]

Justice, stop talking, forever.

Ques, I loved your post, until everyone else took it over.

The convertible was a brilliant decision; I never would have thought of it, and would have been woefully overprepared.

[Polaris]

and mvb's insane sanity shows up on the scene

[Shackled Phoenix]

I'd love to take credit, but noooooo stupid concious *leaves the room, vicious stabbing sounds come, She returns to the room* there that's taken care of. yeah wasn't that idea clever of me?!

[/<yle]

fire.... makes me feel warm

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

Neb made that fire! :D

[Justice]

Other things make me feel warm.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[eXoRciSt]

:urstupid:

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:thumbup

[eXoRciSt]

:nono:

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:nyah:

[/<yle]

:ass:

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:ass:

[Shackled Phoenix]

OMG... the spam actually managed to grow even more pointless.... i guess the impossible really can happen *takes another look at SUAS's conspiracy theories.*

[Justice]

It's all Neb's fault.

She responds with totally random smilies under the assumption that they count as "posts."

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

It does!

[Justice]

They may be technically posts.

But they are absolutely SUCKY posts.

I'm sure a post consisting of just

:lol:

Is a terrible post.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[eXoRciSt]

They may be technically posts.

But they are absolutely SUCKY posts.

I'm sure a post consisting of just

:lol:

Is a terrible post.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-


Pointless post, just because it came from you.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:nod:

[Polaris]

lol
here's for 1 character posts
:toast:

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:ass:

[Justice]

Demon.

If you weren't on the special needs program and were just a tad smarter, I would whack you so hard your ass would be in front of your face.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[eXoRciSt]

Dude, i dont like Gay men touching my ass.

STOP.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:halt: