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Kraftwerk

Nov 4, 2004, @ 07:58 AM

Nice place me thinks. Hows everything ? Oh and a big happy hello too MvB , long time no see. Myself been doing Rome Total War and Guild Wars.

eXoRciSt

Nov 4, 2004, @ 08:11 AM

You play DOW?

/<yle

Nov 4, 2004, @ 08:19 AM

Demon, quiet down.

Welcome Kraftwerk. Our new digs are ok... forum nazis wont let me put my avatar down :(

eXoRciSt

Nov 4, 2004, @ 08:20 AM

Damn Kyle made it.... :mad:

/<yle

Nov 4, 2004, @ 08:24 AM

it was bound to happen one day. Bow down, i am your leader! :)

If only that smiley had 3 eyes....

eXoRciSt

Nov 4, 2004, @ 08:25 AM

Hey were both (well everyone) is ahead of Juicy!

pwnage time!

/<yle

Nov 4, 2004, @ 08:26 AM

umm... When i get my modship powers, all your posts will mysteiously dissapear

eXoRciSt

Nov 4, 2004, @ 08:27 AM

This time your not gonna pass me up...

Larsson7

Nov 4, 2004, @ 10:23 AM

Hi Krafty,

I am sorry that some people have decided to hijack your thread and turn it into a spam fest :mad:

Welcome to the new home of TLSC and I hope you will always feel welcome!!

Please be sure to let your guys know that we are trying to organise a fun 2 v 2 tourny in HW2 for the next week or two!

Outrageous Cheek

Nov 4, 2004, @ 03:42 PM

Yep, what Angel said.

Welcome to our new humble abode! Please, have a seat!

Coffee?
Tea?

Dont mind Demon. He's our dog, sometimes I kick him into the fireplace. :)
Most of the time we just use verbal abuse though. We let DJ take care of that.

9:00 on Friday we have live entertainment by...Neb.... :eek: Sometimes Justice... But we just usually throw darts at him when he gets on the stage. Which is very much entertaining, untill someone hits him in a vital organ...then he usually runs off...wuss...

Aaand seated on the throne up there is our warlord (Shogun, if you will), MVB.....At the moment it appears he is beating a slave for it's impudence...He's usually a pretty nice guy...Hehe.

Will you be staying the night at our fortress? If so, please step into that room over there for de-lousing.

Enjoy your stay

MVB

Nov 4, 2004, @ 03:46 PM

Jake does the delousing; he likes the taste of lice.

Outrageous Cheek

Nov 4, 2004, @ 04:35 PM

Bring a stick, He gets giddy when he de-louses men. :D

Bentusi

Nov 4, 2004, @ 08:29 PM

And whatever you do. Do NOT PRESS THE BIG RED BUTTON

Outrageous Cheek

Nov 4, 2004, @ 08:38 PM

I think that joke went right over my head... :(

laserflip

Nov 4, 2004, @ 09:34 PM

yea kraft welcome...hmm...maybe if you like it enough, we can assimilate...er... take in XENO. eh? eh?

Outrageous Cheek

Nov 4, 2004, @ 11:58 PM

That would rock but there's no way. XENO's sweet but they have boring forums...If we 'took them in'...we would rule the world no doubt.

NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn

Nov 5, 2004, @ 12:12 AM

I do not entertain on Friday nights.

laserflip

Nov 5, 2004, @ 12:12 AM

yea dude krafty ask ur boys about a group-mass joining of TLSC from XENO :D great fun!

Justice

Nov 5, 2004, @ 03:09 AM

Welcome to the new forums, Kraft!

:)

cheers, and
-=</|awesome party|\>=-

Kraftwerk

Nov 5, 2004, @ 08:03 AM

Actually Demon I have played DoW on and off since the closed beta. Laser nice idea, I will actually give it some serious thought. As for the de-lousing can I bring ketchup ? I mean a louse is no good without it. Whoever said XENO Boards are boring , I tend to agree. Red button ? Oh , you mean this red Bu..........------__________****** :help:

MVB

Nov 5, 2004, @ 01:40 PM

We should get forums for all tey old HW clans that have crappy inactive boards and set up subsidiaries for them here.

HAR!

Or not.

tom

Nov 5, 2004, @ 01:48 PM

*smack mvb*

You could offer it to DOW clans too, but the clanforums are already up for that (although we are considerably more active than those boards...).

Thats a noble idea, but would not be taken well most likely.

Celtic

Nov 5, 2004, @ 02:34 PM

Hiya.... :)

Justice

Nov 5, 2004, @ 09:19 PM

Less than 2 days.

Over 1,000 posts.

I think I'm liking our new home already.

Kudos.

laserflip

Nov 6, 2004, @ 02:37 AM

if your really going to give this some thought though, kraft, i would be really happy abuot that and would be more than willing to help whatever u need to make it happen :D. i know u got some good players in DoW and some great ppl i played hw2 with and all...itd be nice to have the whole lot of you on board. the period of hostilities was sad for me bc i liked TLSC and XENO :(

Kraftwerk

Nov 6, 2004, @ 12:26 PM

Thoughts are under way.

Justice

Nov 6, 2004, @ 02:16 PM

Peace.

Even if you decide not to jump on the bandwagon, an "end to hostilities" is obviously best for both sides.

Right FC?

laserflip

Nov 6, 2004, @ 04:16 PM

yea, FC is a good bunch of guys...i wish they would just come over and be nice and we could all be good rainbow randolph care bear smoochy barney (insert gay child character here) friends!

Justice

Nov 6, 2004, @ 04:43 PM

Right.

They're all intelligent; they just use their intelligence to spite us.

=|

Peace.

laserflip

Nov 7, 2004, @ 08:53 PM

yea, unfortunately that's pretty much true...they dont all hate us, but the only ones that go to our forums are the ones that do.

Outrageous Cheek

Nov 8, 2004, @ 08:56 PM

Laser nice idea, I will actually give it some serious thought. :

That would be the best friggin idea EVAR.

Bentusi

Nov 8, 2004, @ 09:11 PM

You will be assimilated into the collective.

We are TLSC, resistance is futile.. n00b.

Justice

Nov 8, 2004, @ 10:11 PM

You will be assimilated into the collective.

We are TLSC, resistance is futile.. n00b.

http://www.shiar.org/happy/pixs/microsft/billborg.jpg

The picture says all.

"You Will Be Assimilated. Resistance is Futile."

vacio

Nov 8, 2004, @ 11:22 PM

sorry bout this. . . . ahhhhhhhgggggg, run away!

Larsson7

Nov 9, 2004, @ 12:25 AM

It really would be a bitchin idea to have all or some of the XENO guys around.

Justice

Nov 9, 2004, @ 01:51 AM

I agree.

XENO, in general, r0x0rz my s0x0rz.

tom

Nov 9, 2004, @ 02:05 AM

Kitties make me sad. :(

Justice

Nov 9, 2004, @ 02:16 AM

http://www.evildave.com/doomed-race/kitten.jpg

Now how does that make you sad?

:confused:

/<yle

Nov 9, 2004, @ 02:52 AM

http://www.ids.org.au/~amcrowe/gallery/albums/userpics/kittysquishy.jpg

how about this? muahahahaha DIE

MVB

Nov 9, 2004, @ 03:14 AM

If you look closely, you'll see that Bill Gates is already owned by us

http://www.lscommand.com/tlscbillborg.jpg

tom

Nov 9, 2004, @ 03:20 AM

Yea.

You see, we don't tell you all how things really are. TLSC is a HUGE multinational entity with divisions in every single game.

We just aren't called TLSC everywhere.

We have over one million members atm, and are subliminally implanting your role in our plan for world domination in your subconsciousnesses.

It will begin soon. Make ready for it.

vacio

Nov 9, 2004, @ 03:33 AM

you know, stealing those brains would make for a good weapon in tlsc's quest to rule the world

http://www.tlsconline.com/forums/showthread.php?t=227

Kraftwerk

Nov 9, 2004, @ 09:55 AM

:freak: Yup ok , waiting for the effects of the mind meld to take hold. :loco:

Outrageous Cheek

Nov 9, 2004, @ 07:42 PM

http://www.evildave.com/doomed-race/kitten.jpg

Now how does that make you sad?

:confused:

Cuz we know ur prolly like, raping it.

Justice

Nov 9, 2004, @ 11:48 PM

No.

It's so cute and cuddly. And I don't rape animals. I'm not like Mikey.

MVB

Nov 10, 2004, @ 02:22 AM

HAha Justice you suck at insults.

Quit life.

tom

Nov 10, 2004, @ 02:54 AM

Damn MVB is turning into Drunk. =O

Justice

Nov 10, 2004, @ 03:04 AM

Where's your avatar, MVB?

HUH? HUH?

The one that says your rape dolphins.

?

Outrageous Cheek

Nov 10, 2004, @ 03:34 AM

HAha Justice you suck at insults.

Quit life.

It's so true though. He was doing ok at the insults for a lil back there but then he hit a :halt: :halt:

Justice

Nov 10, 2004, @ 04:31 AM

He was doing ok at the insults for a lil back there but then he hit a ...

Do you know why your nose is so flat, Chef? It's because your mom wanted to get rid of you when you were a kid, so she threw you into a brick wall.

Bentusi

Nov 10, 2004, @ 04:38 AM

http://www.mlcsmith.com/humor/art/god-kills-kitten.jpg

thats why he's scared

Justice

Nov 10, 2004, @ 04:42 AM

Oh god, that's so old.

Why don't we try

http://www.tarazmabna.com/pics/dead_cat.jpg

Outrageous Cheek

Nov 10, 2004, @ 04:45 PM

Do you know why your nose is so flat, Chef? It's because your mom wanted to get rid of you when you were a kid, so she threw you into a brick wall.

O....my...........WOW...............I REALLY REALLY hope you where just joking.

WHOA...I'm totally flabbergasted....What the heck was that? :lol:

Besides...I have a nose like an arrowhead.

Marb

Nov 10, 2004, @ 06:48 PM

There was a erm..a nail in the brick wall! And your nose got stuck to it when you fell down..Yeah, yeah that must be it. :ponder:

Outrageous Cheek

Nov 10, 2004, @ 10:36 PM

"Thy Insanity" I just noticed that. It's quite true.

RazielDemon

Nov 11, 2004, @ 10:02 PM

Kraftwerk

Nov 11, 2004, @ 11:03 PM

Celtic ? Did I miss him ? Ours or yours ? He's a bast0rd.

Justice

Nov 11, 2004, @ 11:27 PM

Heh guys, this is getting a bit out of hand, we aint giving the prospective XENO slav... ehm, I mean converts... the right idea about all the peace and hope and reasonably-priced love that the community has.

Totally the contrary, Raz. If we can kid and poke fun at each other and take it in good stride, and have humorous conversations where we try to degrade the other person but aren't actually actually trying to degrade them ... that's the community at it's closest.