Official British Home-Office Statement (to the people of the US)

[shutupandshave]

To the citizens of the United States of America, In the light of your failure to elect a suitable President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium". Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.
The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour', skipping the letter 'U' is nothing more than laziness on your part. Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters.
You will end your love affair with the letter 'Z'(pronounced 'zed' not 'zee') and the suffix "ize" will be replaced by the suffix "ise".
You will learn that the suffix 'burgh is pronounced 'burra' e.g. Edinburgh. You are welcome to respell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you can't cope with correct pronunciation. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up "vocabulary". Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up "interspersed".
There will be no more 'bleeps' in the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language then you shouldn't have chat shows. When you learn to develop your vocabulary then you won't have to use bad language as often.

There is no such thing as "US English". We will let Microsoft know on your behalf.
The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of "-ize".

You should learn to distinguish the British and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard. British accents are not limited to Cockney, upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier).
You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents - Scottish dramas such as "Taggart" will no longer be broadcast with subtitles. While we're talking about regions, you must learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the county is "Devon". If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American States will become "shires" e.g. Texasshire, Floridashire, Louisianashire.

Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast British actors to play British characters. British sit-coms such as "Men Behaving Badly" or "Red Dwarf" will not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American audience who can't cope with the humour of occasional political incorrectness.

You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen", but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through.

You should stop playing American "football". There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game.
Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American"football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US rugby sevens side by 2005.
You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called "rounders" which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.

You should declare war on Quebec and France, using nuclear weapons if they give you any merde. The 97.85% of you who were not aware that there is a world outside your borders should count yourselves lucky.
The Russians have never been the bad guys.
"Merde" is French for "Shit".
You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don't believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but only in Britain. It will be called "Indecisive Day".

All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.
All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts.
You will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips. Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called "crisps". Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat.
The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer, which should be served warm and flat.
Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.

As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself.

The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer", and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager".
The substances formerly known as "American Beer" will henceforth be referred to as "Near-Frozen Knat's Urine", with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as "Weak Near-Frozen Knat's Urine". This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Ceské Budejovicé a.k.a. Budweis, Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.

From December 1st the UK will harmonise petrol (or "Gasoline" as you will be permitted to keep calling it until April 1st 2005) prices with the former USA.
The UK will harmonise its prices to those of the former USA and the Former USA will, in return, adopt UK petrol prices (roughly $6/US gallon - get used to it).

You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.

Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.

Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).

Thank you for your cooperation.

[Karmashock]

To the citizens of the United States of America, In the light of your failure to elect a suitable President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.
That would be like my little brother telling me that he was going to make me his bitch... I love him... but I could own him without ever really trying... He’s a cute little guy though… so if he messes with me I’ll just teach him a lesson then buy him some ice cream.
You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary.
According to the American Heritage Dictionary...
SYLLABICATION: rev·o·ca·tion
PRONUNCIATION: rv-kshn
NOUN: The act or an instance of revoking.
ETYMOLOGY: Middle English revocacion, from Old French, from Latin revocti, revoctin-, from revoctus, past participle of revocre, to call back. See revoke.
OTHER FORMS: revo·ca·tory (rv-k-tôr, -tr) —ADJECTIVE
Then look up "aluminium". Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.
There are two for this one in the dictionary… It took forever for me to pick up that the english weren't talking about some alloy or something the first time I heard that.
SYLLABICATION: a·lu·mi·num
PRONUNCIATION: -lm-nm
NOUN: Symbol Al A silvery-white, ductile metallic element, the most abundant in the earth's crust but found only in combination, chiefly in bauxite. Having good conductive and thermal properties, it is used to form many hard, light, corrosion-resistant alloys. Atomic number 13; atomic weight 26.98; melting point 660.2°C; boiling point 2,467°C; specific gravity 2.69; valence 3. See table at element.
ETYMOLOGY: alumin(a) + –(i)um.
Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up "interspersed".
There will be no more 'bleeps' in the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language then you shouldn't have chat shows. When you learn to develop your vocabulary then you won't have to use bad language as often.
Most Americans knock that off after 8th grade.
You should learn to distinguish the British and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard. British accents are not limited to Cockney, upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier).
I've never met anyone that couldn't... I could as easily ask you to tell me the difference between a north Midwestern and south Midwestern... or maybe a South accent and a Texan accent... All I hear out of the British is the American ‘bumpkin’ accent… which is used for the south, the west, the south west, and really anywhere outside of NYC or the city of LA. If the person is supposed to be from those areas then they tend to be bastards… I watched some British show TV show based on MI6 or something… anyway there was a female liaison from the CIA that talked to them… she was predictably a cunt.
We have more then you and when the british try to do american accents they sound far less studied then the british accents we come up with are just as dorogatory.
You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents - Scottish dramas such as "Taggart" will no longer be broadcast with subtitles. While we're talking about regions, you must learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the county is "Devon". If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American States will become "shires" e.g. Texasshire, Floridashire, Louisianashire.
Accents are just as diverse in the US... we're just less fascinated by them...
As to shires, I'd be happy to if you'd kindly stop referring to the US as "the States"... We are to be known as the United States, The United States of America, America, or The US. Any other terms are wrong and are in no way appropriate.
Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys.
We do so in many movies... though we rarely have you as the hero... you're often cast as comedy relief... don't like it?... when was the last time a British film company cast an American as the hero?... Get your own damn film studio.
Hollywood will be required to cast British actors to play British characters. British sit-coms such as "Men Behaving Badly" or "Red Dwarf" will not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American audience who can't cope with the humour of occasional political incorrectness.
I think south park makes clear that we don't care much about that sort of thing... all you have to do to be accepted on American television is don't say the 7 forbidden words on public television and keep your cloths on.
if you can't handle that then I can't help you... Monty Python and red dwarf are played here... though red dwarf is more of sub culture hit.
I have every episode... prat (I could have said smeghead, but prat seemed more appropriate).
You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen"
It was God save the 'King' the last time we bothered with that... Divine rule my ass.
You should stop playing American "football". There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football.
You do know that you'd never win another game if we joined right?... we would easily put 10 billion dollars into that sport if we cared about it half as much as you do...
Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American"football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US rugby sevens side by 2005.
You've clearly never seen an American footballer with his pads off... they wear those because if they didn't they'd have very very short careers.
You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable.
We play the Japanese every now and again... we never lose. Come play us... no contest.
You should declare war on Quebec and France, using nuclear weapons if they give you any merde.
I thought war was never the answer?... But if you insist... Quebec and France annoy us more they annoy you… if you can imagine that... and we have less incentive to make nice...
The Russians have never been the bad guys.
Stalin was a sweetheart...
You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don't believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
out of my cold dead hands.
All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.
Largely true... I don't know why they do it... we have the technical know how and money... it just doesn't happen...
I think the solution is for Americans to stop being brand loyal.
All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts.
Fuck no... we only install those in the US to slow down traffic.
You will start driving on the left with immediate effect.
I believe that driving on the right side is this continent's standard... so thank you, no.
At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
You know... we still call the other system "Old English Units" or "Imperial units" or "empiric units."
Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium.
Where are you getting this number from?... I've never met anyone that wouldn't know that... well.. my 4 year old cousin might not know...
The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer, which should be served warm and flat.
Fuck no...
Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.
I will say this... British tourists are the WORST customers in restaurants... everyone I know that's ever served them has said so... just rude, nasty, and completely unwilling to tip.
In the US we don't understand why tips are included in the bill in Europe... via my friends it appears that you're just cheap bastards.
As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself.
We'll all drink coffee and soda then... :)
The UK will harmonise its prices to those of the former USA and the Former USA will, in return, adopt UK petrol prices (roughly $6/US gallon - get used to it).
Then we'd have to drive around in those embarrassing minis... pathetic things...

[Karmashock]

<<<Because this forum is too gay to allow for modestly sized posts...>>>
You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists.
Actually we have so many that we're exporting them to countries with weaker systems of law... Japan for instance is taking on a lot of American lawyers as business relationships become more formal.
Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).
You'd do better with the IRS... they're more vicious then anything the Euros have ever seen.
Income is not negotiable... they know what you made and how much you owe them before you even file... they just ask what you think because they like to take stock of how good the population's grasp of mathematics and ethics is...
Thank you for your cooperation.
no worries….

[shutupandshave]

Karma stop talking to me...

I cant believe you spent the time replying to that.

Incidentally - you know you said the other day that you never said that Britain was a Republic... I found the thread.

If anyone here questoins

"Oh, Britain is a republic and was a republic when it lost its colonies. " Is that what you meant by not calling Britain a Republic and calling it a constitutional monarchy?
Or how about this "He was tin foil hat wearing nut and if you think Britain isn’t a republic then you can join him."... perhaps you meant this "Britain cannot be anything but a republic. It's not possible. It has a representative government… it’s just that simple. "

So you see, why I think you're a liar?

I admit that at one point you did say it was a constitutional monarchy as well as a republic (because that's what everyone was shouting at you)...however the argument was not "did you call it a constitutional monarchy as well" it was "did you call it a republic".

This is why I dont want to talk to you.
You will lie and distort the truth to back yourself up, and so until you are grown up enough to have a debate, and be wrong, and take it like a man - then I dont want to debate with you.

For anyone that is interested in seeing the entire of the members active in a thread argue with Karma, and for him to tell EVERYONE they are wrong and that EVERYONE is stupid except him... check here.
http://www.lscommand.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.pl?board=politics;action=display;num=10909413 06;start=125

I left halfway through because he was so unreasonable.

[MVB]

To the British government:
Very funny, indeed; you have our official response in this same forum. Consider yourself warned.

[Larsson7]

To the citizens of the United States of America, In the light of your failure to elect a suitable President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium". Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.
The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour', skipping the letter 'U' is nothing more than laziness on your part. Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters.
You will end your love affair with the letter 'Z'(pronounced 'zed' not 'zee') and the suffix "ize" will be replaced by the suffix "ise".
You will learn that the suffix 'burgh is pronounced 'burra' e.g. Edinburgh. You are welcome to respell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you can't cope with correct pronunciation. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up "vocabulary". Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up "interspersed".
There will be no more 'bleeps' in the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language then you shouldn't have chat shows. When you learn to develop your vocabulary then you won't have to use bad language as often.

There is no such thing as "US English". We will let Microsoft know on your behalf.
The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of "-ize".

You should learn to distinguish the British and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard. British accents are not limited to Cockney, upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier).
You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents - Scottish dramas such as "Taggart" will no longer be broadcast with subtitles. While we're talking about regions, you must learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the county is "Devon". If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American States will become "shires" e.g. Texasshire, Floridashire, Louisianashire.

Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast British actors to play British characters. British sit-coms such as "Men Behaving Badly" or "Red Dwarf" will not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American audience who can't cope with the humour of occasional political incorrectness.

You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen", but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through.

You should stop playing American "football". There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game.
Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American"football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US rugby sevens side by 2005.
You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called "rounders" which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.

You should declare war on Quebec and France, using nuclear weapons if they give you any merde. The 97.85% of you who were not aware that there is a world outside your borders should count yourselves lucky.
The Russians have never been the bad guys.
"Merde" is French for "Shit".
You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don't believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but only in Britain. It will be called "Indecisive Day".

All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.
All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts.
You will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips. Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called "crisps". Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat.
The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer, which should be served warm and flat.
Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.

As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself.

The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer", and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager".
The substances formerly known as "American Beer" will henceforth be referred to as "Near-Frozen Knat's Urine", with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as "Weak Near-Frozen Knat's Urine". This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Ceské Budejovicé a.k.a. Budweis, Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.

From December 1st the UK will harmonise petrol (or "Gasoline" as you will be permitted to keep calling it until April 1st 2005) prices with the former USA.
The UK will harmonise its prices to those of the former USA and the Former USA will, in return, adopt UK petrol prices (roughly $6/US gallon - get used to it).

You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.

Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.

Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).

Thank you for your cooperation.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[The Dark Messenger]

ROTFLMFAO/10

[MVB]

ROTFLMFAO divided by 10?

dubya tee eff mate?

[shutupandshave]

**amendment, we'll have to do this next week, we need to learn maths notation first, and the Americans cant make it, CSI is on.

[tom]

Every intersection a traffic circle? God I hate those things.

[The Dark Messenger]

ROTFLMFAO out of 10, dumbarse :p

[MVB]

So you have a scale of numbers and you use capital letters?

[The Dark Messenger]

It's a LUEism -_-

[Karmashock]

Karma stop talking to me...

I cant believe you spent the time replying to that.

Incidentally - you know you said the other day that you never said that Britain was a Republic... I found the thread.
:lol:
See, this is the sort of dishonesty that is your stock and trade. You say "don't talk to me", then you post something that you know I have to respond to! :D

We'll since you were either not serious about your first statement... or... I don't know... stupid... I'll just ignore it... And respond like you never said anything.

And I responded because it gave me pleasure... I wouldn't if it didn't.

If you want to suck all the pleasure out of this for me, then just hate me a little bit more. I take no pleasure from people that are just frothingatthe mouthbatshitcrazyinsanewithhatred mad at me... I don't know... I want to laugh at them... but the murder in their words makes me just want to end them more then talk to them. :wtf:

If anyone here questoins
I doubt if anyone really cares about this petty and ultimately futile feud you have with me... I keep it up because you amuse me... I doubt anyone else does... :)

Is that what you meant by not calling Britain a Republic and calling it a constitutional monarchy?
THat's a pretty small quote there Suas... could that be because you're taking it out of context? Just taking one tiny little piece out of a larger post, which was itself part of a much larger discussion?
Whatever... you're a joke to me. :)

Or how about this "He was tin foil hat wearing nut and if you think Britain isn’t a republic then you can join him."... perhaps you meant this "Britain cannot be anything but a republic. It's not possible. It has a representative government… it’s just that simple. "

So you see, why I think you're a liar?
Britain is a republic; I am a primate. Does that mean that I'm not a human or that Britain isn't a constitutional monarchy? no... you can and they are both.

I admit that at one point you did say it was a constitutional monarchy as well as a republic (because that's what everyone was shouting at you)...however the argument was not "did you call it a constitutional monarchy as well" it was "did you call it a republic".
I never had a problem with it being both... I simply it object to it not at some point being a republic. It has a representative government and therefore must be a republic.

This is why I dont want to talk to you.
Please, you associate with people that say controversial stuff as a matter of course... angel or Critta say things that draw the same kind of heat daily.

Now, that doesn't mean that I or they are necessarily wrong. It simply means that the basis upon which you draw your associations has nothing to do with controversy, but instead about whether you agree or disagree with the person speaking.

Jad for instance generally disagrees with you too and I would think that if stayed on you a little better you would despise him with the same ego driven madness.
You will lie and distort the truth to back yourself up, and so until you are grown up enough to have a debate, and be wrong, and take it like a man - then I dont want to debate with you.
Oh so now I lie? Predictable... you're argument style comes right out of preschool.

I out grew you with wetting my bed :pointandl

For anyone that is interested in seeing the entire of the members active in a thread argue with Karma, and for him to tell EVERYONE they are wrong and that EVERYONE is stupid except him... check here.
For all .5 people that care I suggest you do check it out... whether you agree with my stance on the issue or not, you'll see that I at no point lied. ;)

Now do us all a favor and stop digging up old corpses to parade around town... At the very least it's going to damn well one too many times.

Ashes to ashes… Dust to dust… Amen, Karmashock.

[Apocalypse]

Suas.....

Amen, man, Amen!

[JADezimar]

Ya I think its pretty rediculous where Suas keeps bringing up the same things over and over again with karma like the republic thing. (I think its cuase its the only thing Saus knows he was right on and Karma did the adult thing admitted to being partially wrong on) If only karma was as petty and kept bringing up the dozens of times Saus was wrong and kept changing the subject.

This just goes to show when Saus said politics wasnt as aggressive over there. Well that seems to be a line of bullshit now aint it saus. You guyz are such hypocrites.

[shutupandshave]

Karma never admitted he was wrong.
And when I have been wrong dozens of times JAD?

[JADezimar]

Oh are you still avoiding the point oh my god!

[shutupandshave]

JAD, which was what?
You are way more aggressive than me, you make fun of the queen for being OLD? You help polorise people by referring to me as a Euro Leftie, and you as a US Rightie (even though you have as many left wing views as "I" do!).

So JAD, what was your point? And please make sure you can back it up.

[Karmashock]

JAD, which was what?
You are way more aggressive than me, you make fun of the queen for being OLD? You help polorise people by referring to me as a Euro Leftie, and you as a US Rightie (even though you have as many left wing views as "I" do!).

So JAD, what was your point? And please make sure you can back it up.
so... You throw the word fascist around like it's nothing. :rolleyes:

[JADezimar]

Karma nailed it on the head. Remember when you stated that the aggressive politics etc. Were fascist tendancies. ? hmmmmmm

[shutupandshave]

so... You throw the word fascist around like it's nothing.
I didn't throw the word "facist" around at all then, what are you talking about?

JAD, asking you to give reasons for your insults...or asking you not to make fun of my head of state if you dont want me to do it to yours...does NOT count as agressive politics. I am still waiting for the reasons...

[Karmashock]

clearly you never threw the word around irresponsibly... it's just in my own personal imagination...

Stupid me... oh stupid stupid silly me... :rolleyes:

[shutupandshave]

Karma, you quoted something and made some complete shit about me using the word facist... which I hadn't done in that quote. What does that quote have to do with facism!?

[Critta]

:lol: :lmao: :nyah: @ this thread :D

Nice one SUAS, I'm quite amused now.

[shutupandshave]

From the web, not from me :)

[Apocalypse]

Stickied cos im a brit.

[shutupandshave]

RULE BRITANNIA!!!

[Larsson7]

Unstickied!!!

Pwnt by Irish Nationalism :D

Lub j00 suas and Apoc - feel free to re-sticky!

[/<yle]

restickied! HAR!

[Karmashock]

Karma, you quoted something and made some complete shit about me using the word facist... which I hadn't done in that quote. What does that quote have to do with facism!?
you made a general statement about jad, so I made a general statement about you... you're a hypocrite at best.

[RazielDemon]

hehe, nice one SUAS :)

The original post was actualy written by John CLeese.


Karmashok, I'm amazed that we've finaly found someone who can put MVB and SUAS on the same side against himself. Hat's off to you, that's gotta be some seriously freaky arguing to let that happen.

[JADezimar]

Mvb doesnt side with suas.

[Karmashock]

not many people do...

[shutupandshave]

No, it seems not...

MVB sides with what he believes to be true - if that happens to be me, it will be me, if it happens to be with someone else, he will side with someone else.

Oh wait JAD, you're banned...heh.

[shutupandshave]

Incidently Karma, it seems that most people speaking on the politics board will side with me when I say that if you are not going to improve your personality, you should leave.

:)

[Karmashock]

Most people?... You mean your little circle jerk?... at least two people have called me their "mouthpiece" in affection for my posts... what you don't realize is that they don't want to get near your frothing hate... and appreciate that I not only am willing to do it... but can't be in the slightest effected by any of ill conceived clap trap.

[JADezimar]

Ya its pretty much a circle jerk. there unaccepting of anybody elses views. Atleast I can read something and go maybe I was wrong but they never will. THey accuse Karma of doing what they already do.