Fit, Fine and Fabulous Females

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She almost got angry over a dream she had ;/

not at all rashy girl says:
hey ho
not at all rashy girl says:
bored of that picture yet?
not at all rashy girl says:
ah, computer go byebye. anyway i try to speak to you later. x
murdie says:
ooh mornint
murdie says:
morning even...
murdie says:
u still there? :/
not at all rashy girl says:
yup, good job i had silly updates, i was off, thought u were busy
murdie says:
i was
murdie says:
but now im not for bit
not at all rashy girl says:
having fun?
murdie says:
loads!
murdie says:
feeling better today?
not at all rashy girl says:
well, im feeling a bit better now but i was having dizzy dreams all nite whilst u were cheating on me. and then i kkeep trying to get up but i was too dizzy to move. was weird, but seems to hav gone now
murdie says:
when was i cheating on you?
not at all rashy girl says:
last nite, with some harlet with a name beginning with L that i cant remember
not at all rashy girl says:
wasnt very nice of you
murdie says:
ahh
murdie says:
was she hot?
not at all rashy girl says:
never saw her
murdie says:
ah boo
murdie says:
well im sure she was
not at all rashy girl says:
no way i definatly had the sense that she was a complete munter
murdie says:
well thats not very nice of you. if your gonna make me cheat on you - atleast make her hot
not at all rashy girl says:
what? no way, you were being nasty.
murdie says:
hey it wasnt me being nasty
murdie says:
it was you making me be nasty
not at all rashy girl says:
well it looked like you to me
murdie says:
http://www.dailyfoo.com/?i=2704 - check this out
not at all rashy girl says:
um, in what way is that foo word being used?
murdie says:
fool
not at all rashy girl says:
ah, all good
not at all rashy girl says:
ouch
murdie says:
ouch indeed
murdie says:
so apart from making me makeout with a minger... how are you feeling today?
not at all rashy girl says:
ok at the mo, bit confused about this morning tho. can you try not to have sex with any1 tonight please
not at all rashy girl says:
unless its me
not at all rashy girl says:
il allow that
murdie says:
well are you going to come over so i can have sex with you?

not at all rashy girl says:
no, but you managed to have sex and tell me about it last nite with out me comig round
murdie says:
well if i cant have sex with you - im think im going to have to find someother hotty to have sex with
murdie says:
hmm, i wonder how many i can have at once
murdie says:
ps can u change ur name back to becky please?
not at all rashy girl says:
huh, that was exactly the atitude you had last nite
not at all rashy girl says:
i was just thinking bout the name
murdie says:
louisa?
not at all rashy girl says:
but beckys so boring
not at all rashy girl says:
what? stop it
murdie says:
stop what?
becky says:
you want me to change my name to something beginning with the letter of the bitch who ruined our relationship?
becky says:
well thats just sick
murdie says:
lol
murdie says:
no
murdie says:
i was just asking if her name was louisa
murdie says:
god, i slept with her and I cant even remember her name
becky says:
well u should know, u fuckd her
murdie says:
meh - wasnt that great
becky says:
well, im going to get u back then and sleep with some gorgeous guy tonight
becky says:
and he will be great
murdie says:
well thats up to me really. and i dont have dreams with gorgeous guys in them
becky says:
no thats ok, i can dream it for you
murdie says:

murdie says:
well we know already u dream of skinhead neonazi's
becky says:
woo, forgot about him
murdie says:
hmm, well im gonna do my cells and shit - still coming over tommorow?
becky says:
depends if i hav any enery after tonight i guess
becky says:
x
murdie says:
...
murdie says:
see you laters
murdie says:

[Larsson7]

I got duped thinking this thread was going to have pics.

I have now saved this thread by including a pic of Rachel Stevens.

http://www.sicknote.org.uk/pictures/images/rachelstevens1.jpg

[The Fell Hand]

Nice save :up:

[mOle]

lol :up:

[stats]

http://www.pulsemed.org/Angelina-Jolie-Lady-800.jpg

You could have atleast made, a decent save.

[Lt_Omega]

I want more of Rachel!

[Spulm]

HAHAHA, I should send this to my GF too!! HAHHAHAHA

M.

[Larsson7]

http://www.pulsemed.org/Angelina-Jolie-Lady-800.jpg

You could have atleast made, a decent save.

I see your Angelina Jolie and raise you a Kirsten Dunst

http://www.myblog.fr/albums/acteurs-actrices/39206.jpg

[stats]

I see your kirsten dunst, and i raise you ....

http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/t/livtyler/photos/018.jpg

one liv tyler

[ilia]

http://www.rockstargames.com/art/gameart/data/gm5imageurl5.jpg

I own you all.

[Larsson7]

Liv Tyler gets wtfpwned by Holly Valance.

http://www.all-pictures-photos.com/images/holly-valance/holly-valance-023-img.jpg

[ilia]

Her legs and lower part of her face suck.

I still own j00 :P

[MVB]

I'm relatively disappointed by all of the pictures so far.

[Karmashock]

picture of real woman > anime chick from a bad video game[/end]

[ilia]

picture of real woman > anime chick from a bad video game[/end]

no when it comes to sexuality and ass kicking.

Skin is uglier than paint.

[Karmashock]

no when it comes to sexuality and ass kicking.

Skin is uglier than paint.
only if you like to have sex with paper.[/end]

[ilia]

what does paper have to do with that?

Im saying that a woman who has skin is uglier than a woman whos skin was painted (generally speaking).

So what does paper have to do with this again?

[Karmashock]

... you puzzle me sometimes.

[ilia]

Well, you outright amuse me, so were in a draw.

[Foree]

faye would own her



oh and why nobody posted pics of typical women, not models...?

[tom]

OMG KATIE COURIC UNF UNF

http://cache.eonline.com/On/Holly/Shows/Couric/Images/fact1.couric.katie.122903.jpg

[ilia]

oh and why nobody posted pics of typical women, not models...?

Typical women are good on the outside, but suck on the inside (mostly).

While models are good on the inside but suck on the outside (mostly).

I watched porn.

I know ^^.

[Karmashock]

Typical women are good on the outside, but suck on the inside (mostly).

While models are good on the inside but suck on the outside (mostly).

I watched porn.

I know ^^.
I think you reversed the inside/outside bit... that is if I understand what you're saying...

[ilia]

Oh I do know what Im saying and I didnt reverse anything.

If you had watched the amount of censored material I had, you would have reached the same conclusion.

[Karmashock]

what do you mean by inside and outside?

Models are more attractive on the outside then the average person regardless of sex. They get paid for their appearence... however they're often vain and shallow... so one might say they're better on the outside but more feeble on the inside.

What do you mean by inside and outside?

[ilia]

lol dude seriously you ever tried comparing the full-of-make-up face of the model, with the common face of the average everyday young woman?

Models only serve to show perfection. It might be more attracting to soccer fans and truck drivers, but the intelligent individual learns to differ between perfection which he cannot get and the common things which he can. Thus he is utterly disgusted by the illusions these top models try to promote within people.

As for definitions:

outside - the prettyness of a woman before you make sex with her.

inside - the prettyness of the woman during the time you make sex with her.

Note that both have 0 dependance on feelings. I am talking about body quality here.

[Karmashock]

How many models have you slept with? :lol:

[ilia]

How many models have you seen nude?

I dont need to sleep with a model to know if her inside is worthy. All I gotta do is open a site *click click*.

[Larsson7]

OMG!!

This thread turned gay all of a sudden.

Attempting a save with Jennifer Lopez

http://tapety-na-plochu.unas.cz/tapety/jennifer-lopez.jpg

[Lt_Omega]

Looking at the picture of a model isn't exactly the same as having her brush against ya ilia. Touching and looking aren't really the same thing.

Also, models aren't supposed to looked turned on when they have a nude picture taken, they're supposed to look composed/indifferent to being naked. Thats why there's nothing hot about naked super/professional models, although they are far more pretty in the buff than a run of the mill woman.

[ilia]

Looking at the picture of a model isn't exactly the same as having her brush against ya ilia. Touching and looking aren't really the same thing.

Also, models aren't supposed to looked turned on when they have a nude picture taken, they're supposed to look composed/indifferent to being naked. Thats why there's nothing hot about naked super/professional models, although they are far more pretty in the buff than a run of the mill woman.

That depends what you are doing... ;)

they are supposed to.. but they dont.

And thats why I said that modles suck on the outside, but rock on the inside as opposed to the run of the mill woman who has it vice versa.

[Juggalo]

OMG!!

This thread turned gay all of a sudden.

Attempting a save with Jennifer Lopez

http://tapety-na-plochu.unas.cz/tapety/jennifer-lopez.jpg

This thread is officaly not gay.(unless Karma and ilia keep the BSing up)

*stares*

[Cleary]

Her legs and lower part of her face suck.

I still own j00
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meaning you'd have sex with her mutalated corpse?

*leaves thread*

[ilia]

:lol:

no meaning that she sucks.

The only one of the women above I'd consider worthy of making sex with would be miss Jolie.. but then, who wouldn't... ;)

[Lt_Omega]

A model is never supposed to look aroused when she is naked (unless she's a porn star.) Attractive yes, turned on, no.

Outside, Inside beauty, who gives a fuck when they're shagging. Now on with the pics :toast:

[Juggalo]

I like my women how I like my cofee, ground up and in the freezer.


BEST.T-SHIRT.EVAR!

[ilia]

Well, considering a good percentage of models were porn stars during an earlier stage of their career, I believe that when nude they act like they do when they are dressed. Look at Kalie Minogue.. you could swear shes gonna jump on you if you offered to have sex w/ her. so what makes you think she would change her attitude when shes nude? ;)

And yes your right of course. When you are in "the thick of it", inside, outside beauty is never noticed as your mind is itself creating an illusion for you. :)

[Juggalo]

Might as well move this to the political forum.....

[Karmashock]

(unless Karma and ilia keep the BSing up)
review the thread, tard. Did I start some nonsense about insides, outsides, and how models aren't attractive or something?

nope.

My mistake was in assuming Ilia was making sense and I was misunderstanding somewhere... mistake corrected.

As to moving this to the political forum, chill out. Everyone on this board is a fucking drama queen... Just chill.

Love and peace, Karmashock.

[Outrageous Cheek]

It might be more attracting to soccer fans and truck drivers, but the intelligent individual learns to differ between perfection which he cannot get and the common things which he can. Thus he is utterly disgusted by the illusions these top models try to promote within people.


I am disguseted looking at models, because they are 100% FAKE. They are a huge deception, that creates a false image (to men) for how WOMEN should look, and a false image to WOMEN how they themSELVES should look. And it's just about impossible, since all those photos posted so far, have been Airbrushed to no end.

You should see Paris GD Hilton without makeup!!

EWW! They had an article in People magazine, about the prettiest ppl in Hollywood, without makeup. 9 out of 10 look down right UGLY. I got a lil nautious looking at Paris hilton.

Do you know she doesn't even have Blue eyes? She has color contacts! (That's the kinda deception I'm talkin about.)

P.S. Kirston> all the others...(She is the least fake of them all)

[Tigre]

You should see Paris GD Hilton without makeup!!

Gag me!! I stood 5' away from her at the Billboard Awards in Vegas a couple of years ago and she is a total skank! Even in full regalia. She is twice as big on tv as she is in real. She is like skeletor!

[ilia]

P.S. Kirston> all the others...(She is the least fake of them all)

My Konoko is not fake!!!1111 :P

[Rubba Duck]

*tries not to suggest to ilia to post a pic of a "real" woman.*
*fails*

[Bentusi]

I will see you all your bets and raise 1 beastaility pic

http://www.tlsconline.com/bentusi/MVBDolphin.bmp

[Bentusi]

wow..... smaller than I thought it would be :)

[ilia]

lol Bent u n00b who uses bmp these days? :P

[Fragman]

people who use paint do because its the default file format

[Mistress Crystal]

ROFL Stealth.

That killed me.

All ya'll's chick pictures are ugly.

[Polaris]

*is still waiting for MC to post a pic of herself*

[Foree]

lips were enough for me

[Juggalo]

*waits with them*

[Outrageous Cheek]

ROFL Stealth.

That killed me.

All ya'll's chick pictures are ugly.

I second that. 'cept mebbe for the Kirston one :)

She's the tastiest of the cliched-to-the-max "beauties" they posted.

[The Fell Hand]

Hmm...well, in any case, teh ilia's silly oni pic pwned :lol:

http://img104.echo.cx/img104/9480/parasite610243he.th.jpg (http://img104.echo.cx/my.php?image=parasite610243he.jpg)

[Juggalo]

I remember Parasite Eve. I always used to play that.

[Justice]

Alyson Hannigan:

http://www.wolfpackproductions.com/BTVS/hannigan4.jpg

Mischa Barton:

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-lives/mischa-barton.jpg

HELL-O

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Outrageous Cheek]

OMG! I was just going to post one of Mischa!


Grr

[Lt_Omega]

Mischa = Nice Boobies

[Outrageous Cheek]

Omega = Said a Bill Clinton comment

[Karmashock]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Karmashock/funny/republican.jpg

women...

[Juggalo]

That Mischa girl is too skinny. Get some meat on them bones and maybe.

And I can't say no to a sexy redhead. :drool:

[Justice]

Mischa, too skinny?

O.o

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Juggalo]

Look at her! He waist is like the size of my forearm.

[Lt_Omega]

Mmm, Mischa is a bit scrawny but she is a woman ;)
Come to think of it, I'd rather do Ms. Hannigan than Ms. Barton (TBH I wouldn't mind doing both.)

[Justice]

Ms. Hannigan is a cutiepie.

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Juggalo]

Hells yeah..

:drool:

[Lt_Omega]

http://starsearchcasting.com/Images/WeinaYu_00.jpg

If ya like the Asian/Jap flavours.

[Juggalo]

Meh.

[Foree]

in my eyes mischa (yuk...) got pwned by the asian (100 pts on a 50 pts scale)



and I love alyson's hairstyle, especially cuz its red

[Lt_Omega]

http://www.missusa.com/delegates/2004/images/fashion/MO.jpg

Best Pic I could find of her.
I definitely wouldn't mind doing someone like her ;)

[eXoRciSt]

i like asians with big tits, but its rare :(

[Polaris]

i like neb
she's actually "real" if you know what i mean

[Karmashock]

i like asians with big tits, but its rare :(
...
...

stop watching anime and get a woman.

*walks off*

[eXoRciSt]

real azn

[Karmashock]

yeah sure...
http://yukatakeuchifan.kiwibonga.com/Yuki00.jpg

[Tank0]

phuck anime , drool about this girl , miss belgium 2002 ( 27/12/'79 )

http://members.lycos.nl/belgischebabes/hpbimg/ANNDAS.jpg
http://members.lycos.nl/belgischebabes/hpbimg/Ann_20.jpg
http://members.lycos.nl/belgischebabes/hpbimg/Ann_04.jpg
http://www.belgischebabes.com/albums/userpics/normal_ann17.jpg

[Captain Salazar Snowberry]

Hawt! Seriously, shes hot as hell.

[eXoRciSt]

woah omg...

[Karmashock]

I just looked up "Miss America"... I generally don't give a damn... which is typically a bad sign... when I don't care about something that's typically because it's stupid... sorry, I'm not being egotistical, it's just the way things are.

Case in point, Miss America is currently "deidre downs". Look here "http://www.missamerica.org/".

I'm sorry, but in LA you'll find more attractive waitresses in every restaurant from Malibu to downtown. Fuck, i've seen better looking women selling tacos in east LA... who are these people judging this shit?

[Juggalo]

who are these people judging this shit?

Gay midgets?

[Lt_Omega]

Deidre Downs doesn't look like she should be anywhere near a beauty pagent. She looks frigging ugly/boring, if someone like her tried to come near me, I'd push her off with a barge pole.

[Karmashock]

http://www.misselpaso.org/Deidre%20casual.JPG
this was the best picture I could find of her... it looks like she had her eyes stuck on picasso style...

for a better idea of what I'm talking about:
http://www.missalabama.com/images/2004%20Downs.jpg


sigh... I mean... it's not like they don't have like a million better choices all over the damn place... why choose her? Go to LA or NY if you want to see great looking woman all over the place... it's bloody easy...

[Outrageous Cheek]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

SHE'S LIKE 59!!!

[Juggalo]

:rofl:

[Justice]

Tank's showed me pictures of Miss Belgium 2002 before.

She is very hot.

:up:

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[JADezimar]

Tank0 Wins.

[Karmashock]

no... miss america doesn't count... That is unless we want to see how they sing, speak, write, or if they're a nice person.

Miss america is more about stupid side things like 'talent' shows or whatever then about raw beauty which she ain't.

when it comes to babes, the US has jack to prove... go to la or ny if you want to see what I'm talking about... miss america and miss belgium were competiting with a different goal in mind...

[Ax3]

Want good looking women?
Easy answer.

Australia.

[Typhus]

this girl is hot
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/DarkestCrusader/16.jpg

and Brody is just the goddess
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/DarkestCrusader/normal_dalle.jpg

hottest girls here -> www.suicidegirls.com

[Karmashock]

Want good looking women?
Easy answer.

Australia.
Hmmm... shelas :D
====================================
this girl is hot
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/DarkestCrusader/16.jpg

and Brody is just the goddess
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/DarkestCrusader/normal_dalle.jpg

hottest girls here -> www.suicidegirls.com
How about, "NO"?

Just wow... Maybe if I were into heroine junkies...


--------------------------------
on a different note, I just made this for a friend on another forum... seemed to apply...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Karmashock/funny/rawmoo.jpg

[Lt_Omega]

Mmm I like women flavored with Kiwi :D

[Tank0]

of course the US has beautifull women , miss america AND miss belgium are contests who try to select a woman who looks good but can also hold a conversation .


20 years ago such a contest was just an excuse to get good looking chicks to flash some skin , then the feminist twisted it into a contest where you get to talk about goals and crap and such .

the misses of today are ideal escort girls but many blond sluts without a brain can blow them out of the water .

i personally like a good conversation b4 and after so i would go for the brainiac misses but i know many men just want a nice body to drool at

[Karmashock]

the misses of today are ideal escort girls but many blond sluts without a brain can blow them out of the water
I'm not sure how involved your version is... ours goes over a lot of things that have nothing to do with beauty or brains... you get points for being nice to animals and stuff... or writing a damn fine poem...

Apparently they've gotten less and less press and viewer ship for the event every year for decades. Yours might mean something, but ours is a joke.

For example, I think our miss America would get disqualified for allowing the pictures you showed of miss Belgium to be taken... don't try to understand it... it's just weirdness...

[Tank0]

they are a joke here too , they don t need to do n act or something like that but all the girls are forced to dance a little in the show . one round they get points for eveningdress , another for the swimsuits , the following rounds focus on interviews in our three languages . usually they select a woman that has a degree or is getting one because miss belgium gets to go on businesstrips to promote belgium during that year .


overhere she is allowed to get those pictures taken when her year has past .something to do with belgiums image ( like she can hurt it any more )
i wouldnt have remembered her if she hadnt refused to go to the miss universe contest , that year it was held in africa and she refused to visit a country that stones woman according to islamic law


most miss belgium woman are just as bad as miss america this year

[Karmashock]

.something to do with belgiums image ( like she can hurt it any more )
Don't take this the wrong way... but your part of the world has a reputation for having few to no taboos... so I'm confused as to what image your nation would like to project? I have no clue as to what your culture is like though I've been told it's more a mix of French and german culture more then something distinct.

Forgive the question... my people are deeply self involved and rarely investigate other cultures unless they project an image.

i wouldnt have remembered her if she hadnt refused to go to the miss universe contest
Miss universe was started in the US by business interests that found Miss America wasn't very useful to their promotions. So they created Miss USA and Miss Universe contests... Just a bit of trivia i picked up while looking at this nonsense.

[Lt_Omega]

Well Miss Belgium did the pictures tastefully. I'd probably puke if Deidre Downs were to pose that way.

[Tank0]

she did some other pictures too ;) :google:


belgium is very complex but you could call it a meltingpot of germanic and roman culture ( flanders being germanic and wallonie being romanic ). we "borrow" the best things from our neighbours or do the exact opposit .

no taboos and weed we stole from the netherlands

car & beerculture like germany but we don't drink as much as the germans .

the french stole our fries and foodculture and we aim to be cleaner then the french ( esp the toilets )

except for the netherlands no other country has so many people who speak english and american culture is totally assimilated overhere ( example : artists release their cd's in english although its aimed for the belgian market )

you could think of us like pollite germans , humble dutch people or clean french guys but i think mainland brits is the best description for flanders.


PS : american culture is a mystery to us too . it always puzzeld me that a decadent place like las vegas ,hollywood and highly religious places ( amish , quakers ) can exist in the same culture .

[Lt_Omega]

I like Belgium Air Hostesses ;)

[Karmashock]

PS : american culture is a mystery to us too . it always puzzeld me that a decadent place like las vegas ,hollywood and highly religious places ( amish , quakers ) can exist in the same culture .
Oh that's the easiest thing to understand... So long as you don't interfere with other people you're allowed to do things your way. Nevada has basically no taxes, legalized prostitution, gambling, etc... basically it's Gamora (sp... you know the city that God smited). Then look at Utah and Salt Lake city... reduced alcholic content of all alchoholic drinks in the state... very very strong taboos against just about everything... including caffine (I'd die without it.)... these two states boarder each other.

Perhaps knowing how they came to be will explain it... When organized crime came to Nevada, there was NOTHING there. Jack. We're talking about nuclear testing ground type nothing. Hundreds of miles of flat, hot, dry, nothing. No one cared about it. The mob set things up there to create sin city because they got their first.

Utah is basically the same story... The Mormons weren't accepted anywhere else. When they got to Utah it was their show. No one else was there to tell them what to do... so they did as they pleased. What they wanted to make was a moral community. They wanted to make a place for moral people to live in peace, comfort, and harmony... God's country...

Go to Alaska with a couple million people that believe anything and alaska will become those people.

Frontiers... Perhaps it's hard to understand unless you understand the space... In the US there is room for every type to create his/her ideal. We're at least 50 different experiments all running at once. This is why many of us are leary of national changes... we prefer 'some' of the states adopt a change so the others can see the effect... rather then commite the whole nation to a policy that might well fail.
===========================
I like Belgium Air Hostesses ;)
I like belgium waffles. :)
http://www.soldiersfield.com/Images/22/Continental%20Breakfast2.jpg
:drool:

[Lt_Omega]

I was supposed to have those today :)

I'll get some tommorow :D

[Juggalo]

I could go for any food right now. I haven't eaten in 3 days.

[Outrageous Cheek]

Typhus, no offence, but those are the most disgusting and utterly repulsive women I have ever seen.

[stats]

Give a thread a title to do with woman and garuantee yourself on getting atleast 5 pages of replies, and at the very minimum, 723 views... even if it does stray ever so slightly, off topic.

[Karmashock]

http://www.sanrio.com/main/games/downloads/desktops/ktballet1024.gif

[Lt_Omega]

http://www.arabji.com/woman/images/sandrin_Elrassi.jpg

This thread needs some arabian flavor ;)

[Karmashock]

what kind of 'flavor'?... *gets out the rusty garden shears... just in case*

[Lt_Omega]

WTF?

[Karmashock]

Chill bro, those are just there in case 'flavor' means "hot sticky man juice"... if that's the case, then the shears are ready.

[Lt_Omega]

:ROFL:

I was thinking of female skin when I said flavor ;)

[Karmashock]

well hit us with it... show us some arab hotties. Show us Miss UAE. :D

[Lt_Omega]

They don't have beauty pagents for uae or saudi arabians here :(

Liking an arab woman is an acquired taste (BTW, I'm not a UAE guy, I'm from India in the U.A.E since he was 2 years old) It won't be immediate to many but I'll see what I can dig up online.

I gotta get myself a digicam some day...

[RazielDemon]

Well, here in holland there are many turkish women, they're quite attractive, so long as they don't like like their mothers, who are the en-bourka'd stay-at-home types, and tend to get fat early and stay that way.

[Karmashock]

They don't have beauty pagents for uae or saudi arabians here :(

Liking an arab woman is an acquired taste (BTW, I'm not a UAE guy, I'm from India in the U.A.E since he was 2 years old) It won't be immediate to many but I'll see what I can dig up online.

I gotta get myself a digicam some day...
then forget the UAE and show us some indian hunnies... *waits*

[Lt_Omega]

Mmm spicy isn't my thing right now. Indian girls tend to be a bit prissy for me :)

http://www.starswelove.com/vt/1114437591/women/bips/bipasha_basu050z.jpg
http://www.starswelove.com/vt/1114436517/women/bips/bips006z.jpg
http://www.rumela.com/albums/bipasha/bipasha03.jpg

She may not be hot, but she's the nicest looking indian female in the media ;)


Edit. How come i put 3 pictures, but only 2 are displaying?

[Karmashock]

being indian, she can probably take it in 200 different positions... so that's ok.

[Foree]

http://www.sanrio.com/main/games/downloads/desktops/ktballet1024.gif

Weird taste...

http://kobiety-kobietom.com/im/7/779.jpg

in 1-10 scale?

[Lt_Omega]

7

[Karmashock]

Weird taste...
It was my response to the statement "start a thread about women and get 5 pages of replys"... it's a pink kitty... with wiskers...
in 1-10 scale?
hard to tell without more pictures... but she's probably around 7-8.

[Foree]

It was my response to the statement "start a thread about women and get 5 pages of replys"... it's a pink kitty... with wiskers...

Was trying to ironise... nvm

[Karmashock]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Karmashock/happy/babe007.jpg
*it's not porn*

[JADezimar]

I do not know where you find your picture Karma. But you almost always put up great taste, when it comes to the female sex.

[Lt_Omega]

Now thats a 9.5 :D

[Foree]

10 for me

[Lt_Omega]

Enough of those lame attempts at everyday women.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y164/Lt_Omega/fhm02_jpg.jpg

[Karmashock]

she looks like a house sitter I had when I was a little kid... damn that was painful...

[Tank0]

she was one of the girls of the first belgian temptation island


valerie de booser



http://www.xs4all.be/~dhooghe/ValerieDeBooser039.jpg
http://www.xs4all.be/~dhooghe/ValerieDeBooser040.jpg
http://www.xs4all.be/~dhooghe/ValerieDeBooser041.jpg




EDIT : they blocked external linking

[Rubba Duck]

damm, i cant believe i missed this thread
:drool:

tank0, none of those pics seem to work for me, i cant see them, DAMM THAT X

[Kraftwerk]

Hopefully this works. Presenting the most beautiful lady in my life, which is why I dont need pics of J'Lo and such. Carnal personal knowledge is best.

Well its not going to work , suffice to say she is hot too me. Once again a 20kb attach is too big for this tripe.

[Tank0]

Hopefully this works. Presenting the most beautiful lady in my life, which is why I dont need pics of J'Lo and such. Carnal personal knowledge is best.

Well its not going to work , suffice to say she is hot too me. Once again a 20kb attach is too big for this tripe.

kraftie ,

JIC you dont know

step 1

you have to host a picture on the internet

a)host it yourself
b)let some site host it for you
c)use the url you found - right click pic then select properties (chances are they block external linking - leaving you with the red crosses we all know )

step 2

use the URL of the pic but with the IMG tag

example .

URL



the attachment function is fubar.

maybe i can help you with your sig and avatar pic too ? i read you had troubles with it , seeing you still dont have them i assume you didnt fix the problem yet . i find the limits abit tough for the avatars but meh tomf rules with an " iron hanky "

[Justice]

Kraft, I can host the image for you.

Email it to me.

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Juggalo]

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a195/a195.gif

Say hello to Mello Kitty. Hello Kitty's step sister. :lol:

[Typhus]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y164/Lt_Omega/fhm02_jpg.jpg

now thats a good looking lady, not like all those flat 5feet photo model wannabes :up:

and lol to mellokitty

heres anotherone
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/DarkestCrusader/punk-kitty.gif

[Blacksand]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/bfd2.gif

[Kraftwerk]

Gotcha Justice will do. And Tanko bro why did not anyone tell me the function was fubar ? Oh well. This is why I spend most of my time in a Rum induced haze. ( not really ).

[Karmashock]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Karmashock/happy/shake.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Karmashock/happy/shake.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Karmashock/happy/shake.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Karmashock/happy/shake.gif

[Kraftwerk]

Ummmm who can read lips as I would be curious to know what shes saying Karma.

[Karmashock]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Karmashock/happy/Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.jpg

[Kraftwerk]

Well no. The dancing girl is saying something. Akin to " worship satan , satan is your friend "....could be wrong here.

[Rubba Duck]

you can see her niple between the fourth and fifth A
lol

[Karmashock]

that's just a screen capture from a kareoki video spears did... she's dancing around naked throughout the whole thing... with the words hovering in annoying places...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Karmashock/happy/dance.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Karmashock/happy/zlim.gif
you can see her niple between the fourth and fifth A
lol
no you can't... look at where her breast is... she'd be freak if it were there. She's covered in little sparkles, that's what you're seeing.

Did it give you wood?... the sparkle? :)

[Rubba Duck]

Did it give you wood?... the sparkle? :)

no, that what googles for :D

[Karmashock]

I always have wood... It's why I have to use a couple strips of duct tape every time I go out...

[Rubba Duck]

I always have wood... It's why I have to use a couple strips of duct tape every time I go out...

you know karma, there are some things you should keep to yourself :yech:

i would post the "yoo have a small penis" but i cant be bothered.

[Karmashock]

that and the insult doesn't apply...

[Rubba Duck]

also i didnt want to send you into one, i cant argue when the right side of my brain keeps falling asleep.

[Juggalo]

If you can't duct it, fuck it.

[Karmashock]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Karmashock/happy/boners-bedroom.gif

[Justice]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc9.jpg



cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Karmashock]

I think I've already pointed out, and all have agreed thus far, that you're the last person on this board to be throwing that around, dinky.

[Justice]

I'm just pasting the picture for Rubba.

The "yoo" doesn't necessarily mean YOU, Karma.

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Karmashock]

if yoo say so...

[allied56]

I think I've already pointed out, and all have agreed thus far, that you're the last person on this board to be throwing that around, dinky.
i second that
asians are known for smaller cocks, if im correct
*expects karam to whip up some amazing statistics*

[Karmashock]

You ask the oracle and you receive.

"The World Health Organization bases its specifications for condom width on consumer preference and penis size, citing three studies. Taken together, the studies show significant variations in penis size within all population groups [emphasized], but also indicate that men of African descent on average have a slightly wider and longer penis size, Caucasian men have a medium size, and Asian men a slightly narrower and shorter size. (WHO)"

[DJTheBaron]

your all such sad bastards, seriousily

[Juggalo]

:nod:

[Karmashock]

your all such sad bastards, seriousily
why is that oh wise one? I think that the WHO even checking these things is fucking funny shit... that you don't just smacks of dullness.

[Rubba Duck]

OMG, he actually found somthing.
:rofl:

[Justice]

You can find anything on the net.

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Rubba Duck]

is that a chalenge?

[Lt_Omega]

If a woman has a small pussy, does that mean her brothers/father have small dicks?

[Karmashock]

If a woman has a small pussy, does that mean her brothers/father have small dicks?
generally... the glove fits... goes both ways...

[JADezimar]

Zzz enough of the chit chat more pictures please. How about of cytheria?

[Karmashock]

until you've personally contributed something, you can shut the fuck up! :D

POST!

[Burned]

How many models have you slept with? :lol:

I went out with a model last summer.Didnt sleep with her but still, and she was pretty intelligent and a nice person to talk with

[Karmashock]

I've gone out with the daughters of movie stars... and one of my better friends is a billionare... I just question anyone's knowledge of models when it rings bitter... typically means they've never gotten any. ;)

[Rubba Duck]

I've gone out with the daughters of movie stars... and one of my better friends is a billionare...

and i really am a duck that can talk and type.

[RazielDemon]

Hm, it may be true, who realy cares?

[Rubba Duck]

the muffin man.

[Karmashock]

and i really am a duck that can talk and type.
I'm not lying or exaggerating. I grew up in West Los Angeles. I lived about 2 miles from OJ simpson and a mile from the mayor. I won't get into friends or relations because I don't talk about people I care about. But I will tell you about some of my enemies... when I was eight I got my ass kicked by Sean Stewart... son of Rod Stewart... he was eleven at the time... he was in the nut house last time I heard... drugs... he's a junkie scumbag. I also beat the shit out of David Attius a while back... he was tweaker... it wasn't a fair fight, but then I didn't start it. David is a little wirey bastards with a small man complex... his father is a movie director... David killed 3 people about 4 years ago... went into a drug rage and slammed into a crowd of people while screaming "I am the angel of death"... so he's in the nut house too. It was that or prison... I’ve only had my ass kicked three times… and of those, two have ruined lives… I don’t know about the third… he was a huge fat kid… also much older then myself. I tend to assume he got crushed by a brick or something... I have wicked karma.

These things aren't special to me, duck. They're just people with famous parents... most of them are fucked up by it. Even the cool ones tend to be screwed up. I'm the son of an entertainment contract lawyer... most of my close friends are sons or daughters of lawyers too... we seem to be the most logical of the group... balanced. Though I do envy the talent of some of the other kids. It just came natural to them. But then half of them couldn't tell up from down so everything has it's price.

Love and peace, Karmashock.

[Rubba Duck]

I'm not lying or exaggerating. I grew up in West Los Angeles. I lived about 2 miles from OJ simpson and a mile from the mayor. I won't get into friends or relations because I don't talk about people I care about. But I will tell you about some of my enemies... when I was eight I got my ass kicked by Sean Stewart... son of Rod Stewart... he was eleven at the time... he was in the nut house last time I heard... drugs... he's a junkie scumbag. I also beat the shit out of David Attius a while back... he was tweaker... it wasn't a fair fight, but then I didn't start it. David is a little wirey bastards with a small man complex... his father is a movie director... David killed 3 people about 4 years ago... went into a drug rage and slammed into a crowd of people while screaming "I am the angel of death"... so he's in the nut house too. It was that or prison... I’ve only had my ass kicked three times… and of those, two have ruined lives… I don’t know about the third… he was a huge fat kid… also much older then myself. I tend to assume he got crushed by a brick or something... I have wicked karma.

These things aren't special to me, duck. They're just people with famous parents... most of them are fucked up by it. Even the cool ones tend to be screwed up. I'm the son of an entertainment contract lawyer... most of my close friends are sons or daughters of lawyers too... we seem to be the most logical of the group... balanced. Though I do envy the talent of some of the other kids. It just came natural to them. But then half of them couldn't tell up from down so everything has it's price.

Love and peace, Karmashock.

*pats karma on back for posting somthing so big*

[Karmashock]

it takes less then a minute to read... stop bitching.

[Rubba Duck]

i did read it.
*grins at karma and gives him the thumbs up sign*

[RazielDemon]

Yes, but there's only 2 paragraphs, and those are just too big for my poor overworked little brain :(

[The Fell Hand]

everytime i come to this thread i don't see more pics. bye. (not tlsc just the thread :P)

[Karmashock]

I posted my share... your turn.

[Justice]

Eh.

I posted two pics.

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Karmashock]

Eh.

I posted two pics.

[-I][-Font=Trebuchet MS][-Color=#00ff00]cheers, and[-/Color][-/Font][-/I][-B][-Font=Copperplate Gothic Light][-Color=red]
[-I][-Font=Verdana]-[-/Font][-Color=darkorange]=[-/Color][-Color=orange]<[-/Color][-color=yellow]/[-/Color][-Color=yellowgreen]|[-/Color][-color=lime]Awe[-/color][-color=green]s[/-color][c-olor=green]o[-/color][-color=seagreen]me[/-color][-color=cyan] P[/-color][-color=cyan]ar[/-color][-color=mediumturquoise]ty![/-color][-color=deepskyblue]|[/-color][c-olor=royalblue]\[-/color][-color=blue]>[/color]=[color=indigo]-[/-color][/i][/-color][/f-ont][/-b]
What would lead you to think that I was talking to you?

[Justice]

The subject in your post had no specification of the noun "your;" therefore, it's up to grabs on the interpretation of that particular noun.

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Karmashock]

The subject in your post had no specification of the noun "your;" therefore, it's up to grabs on the interpretation of that particular noun.


[-I][-Font=Trebuchet MS][-Color=#00ff00]cheers, and[-/Color][-/Font][-/I][-B][-Font=Copperplate Gothic Light][-Color=red]
[-I][-Font=Verdana]-[-/Font][-Color=darkorange]=[-/Color][-Color=orange]<[-/Color][-color=yellow]/[-/Color][-Color=yellowgreen]|[-/Color][-color=lime]Awe[-/color][-color=green]s[/-color][c-olor=green]o[-/color][-color=seagreen]me[/-color][-color=cyan] P[/-color][-color=cyan]ar[/-color][-color=mediumturquoise]ty![/-color][-color=deepskyblue]|[/-color][c-olor=royalblue]\[-/color][-color=blue]>[/color]=[color=indigo]-[/-color][/i][/-color][/f-ont][/-b]
Not when in context, fool.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Karmashock/happy/3T-2.jpg

[Justice]

That's quite the interesting photoshop job.

There's also the picture with the 3 asscheeks that everybody is familiar with.

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Rubba Duck]

cpet me...

[Lt_Omega]

This thread needs serious refreshment

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y164/Lt_Omega/KellyBrookInSkimpyLatexPVCSwimsuit.jpg

[Karmashock]

holy crap *copy*

[Lt_Omega]

Phew! For a moment there I thought I'd be getting one of Karma's usual, not very complimentary remarks :up:

[Karmashock]

she's shiny :)

[Lt_Omega]

T'was too good to be true :P

[Justice]

Wet.

:drool:

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[RazielDemon]

Are we SURE that doesn't qualify as pron? It's damn close...

/me drools



And

[-I][-Font=Trebuchet MS][-Color=#00ff00]cheers, and[-/Color][-/Font][-/I][-B][-Font=Copperplate Gothic Light][-Color=red]
[-I][-Font=Verdana]-[-/Font][-Color=darkorange]=[-/Color][-Color=orange]<[-/Color][-color=yellow]/[-/Color][-Color=yellowgreen]|[-/Color][-color=lime]Awe[-/color][-color=green]s[/-color][c-olor=green]o[-/color][-color=seagreen]me[/-color][-color=cyan] P[/-color][-color=cyan]ar[/-color][-color=mediumturquoise]ty![/-color][-color=deepskyblue]|[/-color][c-olor=royalblue]\[-/color][-color=blue]>[/color]=[color=indigo]-[/-color][/i][/-color][/f-ont][/-b]

Justice, did you seriously type all that crap for one little message?

[Lt_Omega]

What defines porn on these forums?

I'd say a totally calm woman in any pose isn't porn.

[Karmashock]

Justice, did you seriously type all that crap for one little message?
he puts that trash at the end of every post.... I broke the tags when I quote him to point out how fucking annoying it is...

[eXoRciSt]

he copies & pastes it, if he did that dont you think he couldnt get as many posts up that quick?

[Karmashock]

of course he does... it's still annoying...

[Justice]

awesomeparty.doc

The secret to all the success.

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Karmashock]

copy/paste...

[Rubba Duck]

What defines porn on these forums?

I'd say a totally calm woman in any pose isn't porn.

show us something that does qualify, for definition purposes of couce.... :drool:

[RazielDemon]

/me pokes thread

[Rubba Duck]

/me waits patiently......

[Lt_Omega]

Can you guyz get off your feet and find some pictures to post ;)

I don't think I can do any better a pic post than my last one, so till I find an even more interesting female, I'm not gonna be posting any more pics ;)

[Karmashock]

*finds of a image of woman sucking a fat cock with a totally calm look on her face...*

[Lt_Omega]

GL with that quest Karma.

[Karmashock]

it's over... I found it.

[Justice]

:errr:

[Rubba Duck]

/me STILL waiting!

[Karmashock]

but it's porn...

[Rubba Duck]

*gets fed of waiting, goes on google*
* :drool: *

[Justice]

...

Thanks for sharing.

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

http://img228.echo.cx/img228/8501/briannebyvipergq6iv.jpg
http://www.allamericanguys.com/images/modelpreviews/005.jpg
http://img257.echo.cx/img257/9043/aikotanaka1byvipergq3vc.jpg
http://a820.g.akamai.net/f/820/822/1d/i.ivillage.com/cosmopolitan/men/malemodels/0102mm2.jpg
http://markfox.jamesweb.net/album/albums/Fat%20Mark.jpg

[Karmashock]

and for that...
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/294/940/400/obese-fat_guy.jpg
http://www.wankfodder.com/gals/teen/4/fs/9.jpg

[Juggalo]

Is that.... Happy Days..... in her clevag- I mean book case?

[Karmashock]

http://www.wankfodder.com/gals/teen/4/fs/4.jpg
What bookcase? :confused:

I see no bookcase...

[Juggalo]

Stop it, your making me want to wake my gf up.

[Karmashock]

If you reeeeeally want me to stop... <stopped>

[Rubba Duck]

start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start

[Karmashock]

no... I'm afraid of Juggalo's hairy gf... :errr:

[Justice]

http://img228.echo.cx/img228/8501/briannebyvipergq6iv.jpg

I must say that Neb has interesting lesbian tastes.

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=

[Blazej]

The prettier the more unpleasant.

[Justice]

Mmm ...

:drool:

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Juggalo]

no... I'm afraid of Juggalo's hairy gf... :errr:

Nah, she shaved yesterday. And I liked the goatee.... :(

:lol: :P

[Rubba Duck]

:lol:
karma got those pics from:
www.wankfodder.com

[Karmashock]

:lol:
karma got those pics from:
www.wankfodder.com
I got them from google... google shows you the site the image comes off and I just grabbed others from teh same page as needed...

[Bentusi]

well, as long as nothing is seriously shown. It's all good.

I'll give you my contribution, Paige Butcher for some Aussie Flavor

http://www.tlsconline.com/bentusi/gm_l2.jpg

[Lt_Omega]

Yumm :)

[Juggalo]

Y helo thar, Paige.

[Karmashock]

So wait… is she a marsupial? Or does she lay eggs (a la platapus)?... Australia always has some weird shit when it comes to reproduction...

[Juggalo]

Fucked up Aussies....

[Justice]

I don't like her nose.

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[eXoRciSt]

stf^

[Justice]

Then again, what would Demon know about women?

:confused:

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[eXoRciSt]

look mr virgen coem to my door once u lost it

(i dotn care if it doesnt sound right but w/e)

[eXoRciSt]

:lol:
karma got those pics from:
www.wankfodder.com

i never imagined rubba as the porn surfer...

[Justice]

Maybe you're scrambling for the opportunity to make me lose my virginity by yourself.

Sorry, Demon, I don't swing that way.

:-\

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[eXoRciSt]

http://www.angeladevi.com/clubs/club170/images/074T0406.jpg

Damn straight bizatches

(hope this doesnt show too much, but shes fkin hot)

[Justice]

Her boobs are too big.

Get a picture of a girl who's either natural or less blatantly obvious in implants.

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[eXoRciSt]

Her boobs are too big.


wtf?

Get a picture of a girl who's either natural or less blatantly obvious in implants.

Shes indian and somethin of course thier real

[Justice]

First, Demon, massive boobs =/= good. Good luck kissing the person and/or having good sex with the person if her chest sticks out a foot in front of her.

Second, my naive Demon, just by looking at them, you can see that they are not real.

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[eXoRciSt]

those must be heavy...

[Justice]

Yes, she would suffer from back pain as well, which would make your life with her more difficult.

Natural but beautiful is the way to go.

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[eXoRciSt]

your judging her, you dont kno there fake

[Justice]

Let's do a vote.

How many people think they're fake?

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Karmashock]

first, large boobs are good...
second, fake boobs are always bad...
third, shape etc is more important then size, though size is a factor...
fourth, those are obviously implants. Yes they are, nono, stfu, they're implants. /end

Example of large natural breasts?
http://www.wankfodder.com/gals/teen/4/fs/4.jpg
OH NOES MAKE THEM SMALLER!... how about no? Fucking azns...

[Tank0]

rofl juicy and demon discussing women is like two blind guys judging the centerfold picture , they don t really know whats going on but they heard about it .

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

my boobs r real!

but um, ya, i think her boobs r real 2...

but u can't really tell if boobs r fake until u see any scars, the oddly placed nipples, or if they are extremly full and perky, hers are not real perky, they r kinda saggy ... but whatever, what do i know about fake boobs?

[Juggalo]

*remebers scene from older Family Guy*

Guy: I'm not really a man, I'm a woman. * Unzips skin and a man comes out*
Woman: OMG, your a man!?
Woman: Actually, I'm a horse. *Unzips skin and horse steps out*
Woman: OMG, your a horse!?
Horse: Actually, I'm a broom. *unzips skin and a broom falls to ground*
Woman: to be honest Diane, I'm surprised.

Or something like that....

[Karmashock]

my boobs r real!

but um, ya, i think her boobs r real 2...

but u can't really tell if boobs r fake until u see any scars, the oddly placed nipples, or if they are extremly full and perky, hers are not real perky, they r kinda saggy ... but whatever, what do i know about fake boobs?
women aren't much better at judging female bodies then men are at judging male ones... the only difference is that girls don't care if they sound like queers for going on about breasts or what not... if a guy spent half as much time talking about some guy's ass, then everyone would pretty much take it as fact that he likes the cock...

[Lt_Omega]

For me its not just the size and shape of the boobs that count but the flavour/scent ;)

eg.
Fruity
Meaty
Creamy (usually with a tinge of strawberry)
Spicy
Saucy
Cocoa-ish
and so on.

[Karmashock]

so do you cook them first?... or boil them? :?

[JADezimar]

I dont think I have ever seen a pic of a women that small with such large natural boobs Karma.

Or the doctor is a really good doctor at making things look natural?

On the other hand on Demon's pic the boobs are definitely fake.

But I am one of those guys that does not want overly large boobs, but happens to like the shape of nicely done full curvy boobs fake or not (Not the crappy large circular kind that is commonly done like demons pic they shouldnt get smaller as they connect to the body lmao). C-cup is fine large or small. And do not argue with me some girls fill out a c-cup better than others -_-.

Neb you got really good taste in men/women very nice pics. I would have to say pic 3 is the most attractive women to me of all the pics. And you seem to be the only one posting guy pics so you get my award on the most attractive guy too. Oh and my award on most scary pic -_-. I jumped I was not expecting that >.<

[Rubba Duck]

i never imagined rubba as the porn surfer...

im not....that much....but i was looking at the image properties when i was going to quote it, the name of the site just made me laugh.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

Neb you got really good taste in men/women very nice pics. I would have to say pic 3 is the most attractive women to me of all the pics. And you seem to be the only one posting guy pics so you get my award on the most attractive guy too. Oh and my award on most scary pic -_-. I jumped I was not expecting that >.<

:oohoo:

[Justice]

Mmm ... I didn't like the girl in Neb's 3rd picture.

I thought she was ugly.

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Rubba Duck]

you dont say?? :freak: