Can I shoot him?

[Outrageous Cheek]

Does anyone know for sure if Keeper is a balless 12 yr old, or a girl? At times on XBOX LIVE, he REALLY sounds like a girl...(On Live, the women have kind of a distinctive sound...)...Everytime I play with Keeper on Halo, all the guys in the game are CONSTATLY asking keeper if s/he is a girl...It kinda funny, they make a ton of really crude jokes at keepers expense.

Anyway

Well yesterday, I was on Xbox Live (Halo 2)...Annnd as usual Keeper was sending out these voice messages to everyone that was online at the time.

The voice messages where extremely pointless, and generally annoying as @#$$. They say stuff like "Heeey guys......*Sigh* huhhhh yeahhhhhhh ohhh I'm going to go now..............................Just um.....Thought I'd tell ya......................*LOOONG sigh* Be back in .00036 seconds" ....Did I mention Keeper has THE highest voice I have ever heard? UBER annoying.

Anyway. So me, keeper, a bunch of people I didn't know and a few that I DID know...Where in Keepers game lobby. We all wanted to play a CTF game, but Keeper INSISTED taht we make four teams (Instead of 2)...which usually turns out being a really gay playing mode.

ONLY keeper wanted to do it, so basically he was being a stubborn ass, saying that he WOULD NOT launch the game untill everyone would form 4 teams, people where getting pissed and stared flaming Keeper...It was freakin hilarious.

Finally Keeper starts to threaten them by saying, "The NEXT person who calls me a fag, gets KICKED!"

Boy did that backfire. LOL

So the SECOND Keeper said that, EVERYONE(myself included) in the server called 'em a fag and homo and gay retard, then LEFT the game. It was so funny.

Keeper is SO annyoing. And that's what s/he gets. :lol:

[DJTheBaron]

thar be no testicles on keeper

[Delta]

lol lol lol

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:\

[Captain Salazar Snowberry]

You sir, are horrible, congrats.

[Polaris]

dj would know

[/<yle]

Avast!

[Karmashock]

arg?


HAR!

[/<yle]

arg? nay!

AVAST!

[tom]

shut it cherrygrove

[/<yle]

*mmmashdadhamiusat!*

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:confused:

[/<yle]

RAWR!

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

RAWR! in pink is cooler!

[eXoRciSt]

:agree:

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

I'm even out spamming demon! holy crap!

[eXoRciSt]

OMFG SHE IS!!!!

SHE POSTED THAT 2 SEONDS AFTER I POSTED THAT!



WWTTTFFF

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:nyah:

[eXoRciSt]

Neb, your out of control.

:thumbdown

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

That's ok, at least i'm having fun.

[eXoRciSt]

:drink:

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:jig:

[eXoRciSt]

:nyah:

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:urstupid:

[Polaris]

im gonna hafta jump on the bandwagon with stealth against spam, i think

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

8)

[Outrageous Cheek]

I can't believe how pissed I got when I saw that my post turned into 3 or 4 faggots spamming.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

Sorry :(

[Justice]

Neb.

Just stop.

You're making me respond to every single one of your posts. So, it's your fault.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

I'm not making you! and if I am... wow, I didn't know I could make you do something!

[Justice]

You can't make me do anything.

It's just my spam ethic. You're indirectly contributing. Now stop before I hurt you.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

Neb.

Just stop.

You're making me respond to every single one of your posts. So, it's your fault.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-
^I made you do it!

[Justice]

You can't make me do anything.

It's just my spam ethic. You're indirectly contributing. Now stop before I hurt you.


Read before you post, please.


cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[eXoRciSt]

1st post
Neb.

Just stop.

You're making me respond to every single one of your posts. So, it's your fault.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

2nd post
You can't make me do anything.

It's just my spam ethic. You're indirectly contributing. Now stop before I hurt you.

:stfu:

Quit owning yourself.

[Eadig]

I'll apologize for them Chef... it's prolly kind of a bad idea to have Comedy AND Spam in the same group.... all of the comedy stuff quitly is reduced to spam...


you know... I could have been a good spammer... but then I grew up

Justice... the one you have seen time and time again...

:stfu:

[Polaris]

good lord
justice. just stfu. please.
for the love of god, you've got nothing to prove. you can fight neb or whatever but its not gonna get anything done. youre really pissing me off- and not just because neb is my gf- but because it simply getting old. just quit now. these forums are large enough for everyone to spam so why do you hafta get all personal about it?

[eXoRciSt]

In other words,

:stfu:

[/<yle]

:ass: :toast: :google: :toast: :ass:

[Polaris]

nice, kyle. nice

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:pointandl @ Justice

[Justice]

Neb's spam isn't acceptable spam.

I'm asking her nicely to stop.

She's not listening. I'm stepping up my campaign. I don't mind friendly competition, but what she's doing is completely violating the spammer's code.

THAT'S what I have a problem.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

Fine then, I am not spamming. I am simply posting silly posts in the comedy and spam forum.

[Justice]

Which is unacceptable spam.

They're obviously not entertaining. They have no attention paid to. They're either something totally off-topic, a smiley, or just a single word, like "ok" or "uhhuh." There's absolutely no creativity in your posts.

You shouldn't get any credit for those posts. I should be the Acceptable Spam Nazi. Kyle's spam is totally acceptable, as is Laser's. In fact, I would encourage a clean competition between us to see who's the "Spam" king/queen. But you ... would never fall into that category.


cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:lala:

[Outrageous Cheek]

I'll apologize for them Chef... it's prolly kind of a bad idea to have Comedy AND Spam in the same group.... all of the comedy stuff quitly is reduced to spam...


you know... I could have been a good spammer... but then I grew up

Justice... the one you have seen time and time again...

:stfu:


Thanks man. Will you kindly execute them on my behalf? I fear I have forgotten to bring my side-arm.

I am glad you "grew up"...Though I think you have always been cool. :)

I'm sending you a personal bannana dancer for the night ;)

:banana:

[Polaris]

i hearby deem chef the ideal spammer
his posts here are caustic, sarcastic, generally funny, and not justice's

[Outrageous Cheek]

<3 Poolaris. I'm "Not funny", cuz I got ZERO votes in that one poll. :(

I'm sending you two Banana Dancers...Incase you roll over and smother one of em. Or both. (In a dire situation such as this, make Bananas Foster ;) )

:banana: :banana:

[Polaris]

lol, chef
i will take care of them well
i'll put one on my desk
the other i will attach a string to and put in the car

[Outrageous Cheek]

Thank you I will attach them both to my penis.

Atta boy.

[Polaris]

lol
you suck, you know that?

[Outrageous Cheek]

I suck popsicles.

You suck....Well....YOU KNOW ;)

^_^

[Polaris]

peppermints?

[Outrageous Cheek]

PPs!

I SAID IT!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

[Polaris]

i think youre getting desperate for jokes on me

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

OMG, a popsicle sounds so good right now!

[Outrageous Cheek]

Thank you Dr Frickin Phil.

[Outrageous Cheek]

OMG, a popsicle sounds so good right now!

Eat ur veggies *Looks at Neb's Brocholli Ice Cream*

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:yech:

[Outrageous Cheek]

:lol:

Your prolly stuffing ur face witht that @#$% :lol:

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

I know, lol.

[Eadig]

I liked it when I said that cool thing that was all zenlike or funny or something... and then it was so good I was quoted for like 2 months in Chef's Siggy

[Outrageous Cheek]

lol. What was it again?

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:confused:

[Justice]

It probably had something to do with Neb and sex.

Typical Chef behavior.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

Neb and sex?

[Polaris]

huh? what?
i heard "neb" and "sex"

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

http://smilies.cw08.calibra-web.de/html/images/smilies/love/77.gif (http://www.World-of-Smilies.com) and http://smilies.cw08.calibra-web.de/html/images/smilies/love/00000981.gif (http://www.World-of-Smilies.com)

[Outrageous Cheek]

Ummm....That second smiley thing is a frightend person shaking under the sheets u moron. :rolleyes:

:lol:

[Justice]

I tend to agree with chef.

There would be a foot sticking out or something if it was truly sex.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Polaris]

lol
i think so, too
but its a nice try

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

http://smilies.cw08.calibra-web.de/html/images/smilies/sonstige/eclipsee_Victoria.gif (http://www.World-of-Smilies.com)

[Outrageous Cheek]

Yeah a foot....

Or an animal...

Or a third party...

Or everything but the head of that Peeping Tom named Frank...

(That's Juicy's name...sounds wierd on someone less than the age of 45 doesn't it?..I'm personally pictureing Justice looking like an old self-righteous bastard with saggy face skin and a Cigar hangin outta his mouth.)

[Outrageous Cheek]

http://smilies.cw08.calibra-web.de/html/images/smilies/sonstige/eclipsee_Victoria.gif (http://www.World-of-Smilies.com)

Aaaand that's what Neb looks like when she's constapated.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

http://smilies.cw08.calibra-web.de/html/images/smilies/sonstige/Spass-1.gif (http://www.World-of-Smilies.com)
and
:lol:

[Outrageous Cheek]

Polaris. She's comming onto me.

You better come kill me or somthing.

OH!

AHH!

ARGH!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NEB STOP!! AAAH!!!

SHE"S TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

http://smilies.cw08.calibra-web.de/html/images/smilies/sonstige/1046.gif (http://www.World-of-Smilies.com)

[Polaris]

http://smilies.cw08.calibra-web.de/html/images/smilies/sonstige/Spass-1.gif (http://www.World-of-Smilies.com)
and
:lol:
neb, please tell me thats not what i think it is

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

http://smilies.cw08.calibra-web.de/html/images/smilies/schilder/hm.gif (http://www.World-of-Smilies.com)

[Polaris]

....?

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

what?

[Polaris]

you didnt answer the question

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

If I don't answer a question, it's because I didn't understand it.

[Justice]

So basically you don't understand anything.



































Owned.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

http://mindscraps.com/s/ups/icis/ices_lol_ani.gif

[Outrageous Cheek]

Polaris she's cheating on you. With me.


In the tub...............

Bubbles..................

Perfume.................

With....Bath Toys?

[Polaris]

keep dreaming, buddy

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

lol Cheffer

[Justice]

Sex toys, more like.

:\

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Polaris]

they have sex toys for the bath?

[Justice]

OH HELL YES.

Where have you been?

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Polaris]

lol
living under this rock i call a roof
eh, it doesnt suprise me that they do, though
in fact, it suprises me less that you know, justice

[Justice]

I don't take baths.

I take showers.

Dolt.

It's common sense that there are sex toys designed specifically for the bath, just like there are sex toys designed for almost everything else.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Polaris]

feigned stupidity

[Justice]

You're a great example of the stupidity of the human race.

You don't use your logic and common sense.

"Duh."

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Outrageous Cheek]

I don't take baths.

I take showers.

Dolt.

It's common sense that there are sex toys designed specifically for the bath, just like there are sex toys designed for almost everything else.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-


Yeah, there's like sex toys for a rockslide situation.....Whatever the hell that means.

[Justice]

There're sex toys for everything.

Even for doing milf's.

:)

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

duh!

[Outrageous Cheek]

Yeah duh justice. That kinda stuff is so common.

"Drowning? Yes! We have sex toys FOR THAT too. ;)"-Justice Inc.

[Justice]

"Justice Erotica, Inc."

I LIKE THAT.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Polaris]

why does that not suprise me?

[Outrageous Cheek]

why does that not suprise me?

Because you already bought stuff from his store.

Ran up your parent's credit card bill eh?

[Polaris]

i did?
thats news to me

[Justice]

Yup.

I have the receipt here.


cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Outrageous Cheek]

Longest reciept I'V ever seen.

[Captain Salazar Snowberry]

I'v, hmm, stop making up words!

[Outrageous Cheek]

U'd best, Shut the spelunker up.