Penis Size - A woman's perspective

[Mistress Crystal]

Since the poll is over, and noticing about how hugely popular that thread was... I'm going to give you boys the perspective of penis size from the view of a 28 year old woman that knows what she's doing. ;) I will mention some of my past experiences, so if that bothers you... Don't read past the dotted line.

Also, if you think that this'll give you cause to flame me, think again. I'm 100% confident in myself, and I'm not ashamed of anything I've ever done in my life. If I were I wouldn't share it, right? Everything is a learning experience. So, if something offends you here, swallow it and choke on it, because I really don't care. :) So again, stop past the dotted line if you don't want to worry about it.

This is pure honesty for all you men that may be insecure, or just FYI for someone that might be interested.




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"It's not the size that counts, it's the motion of the ocean"...

Eh... maybe. The myth of size being all important is mostly among the male culture - as is the counter-part that size doesn't matter. Yes and no. It all depends on the woman that you're with. I'd say... females are split pretty much evenly between size queens, "normality", girls that just don't care, and girls that are just completely non-sexual.

I'm a size queen - for me size does matter. I've had plenty of friends, however, that refuse to detail with a penis bigger than 8 inches. ;)

With that said, let me also say this... The best lover I've ever had... ie. the most intense sex I've had was with a man with a 5.5" penis(I usually always measure). ;) He knew exactly what to do. That's not to say, though, that he was my -favorite- lover.

I've also dealt with a penis that was 12.25 inches, and relatively thick(he was black). He wasn't my favorite, either, but a lot of fun. Here's the kicker, though.... For those of you guys that think having a monster cock would be such hot shit, and for those of you that wish you had one....

There was no way in -hell- I was going to allow him to put that thing inside of me. lol

It was just a toy for me, a novelty. There is such a thing as -way- too big. A lot of girls won't be so protective of themselves, but a lot will be too. If you can't even fit it in your mouth, what's the point?

Before you think too much on it, think of the practicality of such a huge dick. Probably the only thing it'll really be good for is to dominate and intimidate more insecure males in the locker room.

7-8 inches is -perfect-. My favorite lover was a little over 8, and relatively thick. At this length you can be completely inside, and still bottom out. Perfect fit. Sure there are women that are deeper than others, but I don't think you'll find -many- women with a pussy 12 inches deep.

There is such a thing as too small, though, as well. I've never experienced anything below 4 inches, but I've hung out with girls that have. You really can't feel anything that length.

--NOW--

Let me propose to you something else worth thinking about.

Man's penis insecurity > Woman's breast size insecurity

Many, many men aren't aware of this, but it's practicly the same thing. Society says that attractive women have big breasts, the same way that it says that attractive men have big cocks.

I'm a very full D cup, and when I was younger I used to be a little insecure, wish I was bigger... Sometimes I still do, but then I'm just a blazing size queen. ;)

Anyway, think of it in the same light. Say a C cup is equivalent to a 6 inch penis. Think about your breast preference, and if you think bigger than that is too big, there's plenty of women that would say the same about your 6 inch cock.

Some men absolutely fetish over very small breasts, so there have to be women that fetish over very small cocks, too, yes? (It's true, I know some.)

Bottom Line
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Don't worry about it. It all depends on who you're with and what his/her preferences are... the same way anything else aesthetic is. Your cock is also not the only thing you have to offer someone.

Mistress.

If anyone has any questions - I'll gladly answer.

[Foree]

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

how many cm is one inch??

[Ummon]

2.54 If I'm not mistaken...

[vacio]

2.54 If I'm not mistaken...


you know this off the top of your head. . . blah. . .



Nice post mistress. For once, someone with something constructive to say about a otherwise touchy topic. ::claps::

[JADezimar]

Ummon is a walking library his knowledge is incredible.... I wish I could retain information like he does. But ya ive thought about the whole having a bigger dick and then Ive watched porn where the guy cant even get all the way in, that would suck. then number 2 Its more often than not painful for her you can just tell o0. Im personally average sized and im lucky I bottom out my girl and its not easy in the beginning if I was any bigger I think it would take hours of four play to get anywhere :p

[Ummon]

More simply, when I was 17 I played "warhammer fantasy battles" with english manuals, and had to make fortnightly conversions to the metric system. :D

[Weavern]

Always providing good insight into the other gender's perspective. Your post was also much more tasteful then the majority of that size thread.

[DJTheBaron]

im prefectly crafted, and highly imaginitive

seriousily, if you find a girl whos body "works" you can pop their socks without going below the belt, just take your time, but then again, theres always an appeal to a good hard fck lol

find some dirty kinky one whos experemental, then marry her lol

and find all their :-o spots, they can be as easy as bretahing near their neck/ears or just being a good kisser lol

but yeh if u take the time to explore them u cna pop them in aheartbeat

[Outrageous Cheek]

Wow Mistress, That was very useful. Thank you, I must say, I learned QUITE a bit!

Oh yeah, that guy with the 5.5, your favorite one...um...what did he do that was so good? That's MY question, perhaps the others wonder the same thing, but would rather not ask

^_^

[JADezimar]

Nah different guyz and girls fit differntly, she could tell me what he did I could go do it any my girl could go dude that sux. An important thing is finding people that are open about sex with you so you guyz can try new things discuss what works what doesnt. Of course those with short relationships, 1 nite stands wont find this. I find that when i partook of that lifestyle my sex wasnt that great. The only thing that was nice was A new face and body is exciting the first couple times.

But someone you love, care for, learn what eachother likes, and if you can keep that same excitemtn will by far be your best.

[Outrageous Cheek]

But someone you love, care for, learn what eachother likes, and if you can keep that same excitemtn will by far be your best.

Yup that's the best way. Doing it with someone you love. Hopefully someone you are married to.

[P$Ü(||0]

7-8 inches is -perfect

wohooooooooooooooooooooooo im perfect

[Mistress Crystal]

lol Oh my, Chef... hmmmm... I was just awarded(unexpectantly) an applause for keeping it somewhat clean. ;) Dare I sully this?

Hell, why not.

Hmmmm.... how to describe it....

Consider this analogy.... Say you want to bludgeon somebody...

So... you grab a bowling ball and throw it at them. If you hit them, you'll definitly do damage... but exactly where you do damage is up for grabs, depending on how he tries to dodge... how shitty your aim is, how clumsy you are with it, etc... In short, it does the job, but it's sloppy and clumsy.

Now say you take a claw hammer. You have a much more fluid command over the smaller, lighter instrument. Aiming it at where you want to smash is easier, and you can break more stuff in more precise locations.

Rough analogy, but I think you get what I'm trying to say.

With a bigger, fatter cock you can fill out, and touch everything at once. A pleasing ride, sure enough. If you have a smaller tool, you have a chance to be more precise with it... every girl is different, so you'll need to practice, practice, practice... but... the gyst of it is knowing where those vital locations that you want to jab fast and hard should be... also know what positions to use to bring said vital spots into a more manageable, and easier to reach distance.

Such as.... laying her on her back, and putting her legs over your shoulders with you standing, kneeling between her. Compresses the vagina for you to do more damage... things of that nature.

[Outrageous Cheek]

But ur a girl.

^_^

Sucks for youhooooo!!!

(oops I was talking to psy)

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

shut up Chef

[JADezimar]

If you can aim upward...... deeper and up..... I know its a shitty description but I dont really know how to describe, plus number 2 one day when your fingering just feel around inside for a little bump... the clitoris if I can remember thats its name.... once you find that You can aim with You unmentionables later on. Thing is different girls are sensitive to different points some will find direct contact a turn off while others its what they really need it very hard on that spot.

[Mistress Crystal]

Actually it's good for me. I'm a damn fine lay. ;)

[eXoRciSt]

shut up Chef


Isnt she so random?

[Outrageous Cheek]

Sorry Mistress, What I said up there, "But ur a girl.

^_^

Sucks for youhooooo!!!"

That was directed at Psycho hahahaha, I wasnt "thrusting" that comment at you :P

Btw, I have no doubt you are a fine lady.

[Mistress Crystal]

lol Oh. Whoops. ;)

[JADezimar]

actually I have no doubt in my mind, that If a guy knows what he is doing. Sex is by far greater for women than men. So I wouldnt feel bad for the poor girl. I know this is weird. But I wish I could be a women for 1 day just to feel what they feel.

[Mistress Crystal]

lol ..... Hmm....

I don't think you know what you're talking about. ;)

Men/women have a fairly even trade off. And there are plenty of women out there that are completely anorgasmic. And I know women that are total sluts and cannot cum during sex. So... let's not get carried away, here.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

I never had sex! I will never be surprised if you people tell me every little detail!

[Justice]

back to the moral of the story.

"Size doesn't matter ... instead, it's how you use it."

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Mistress Crystal]

That's not the moral of the story.

Chef asked about it, so I answered. That was for my best lay, not my favorite lover. There's a big difference.

The moral of the story is "don't worry about it - it's circumstantial"

[JADezimar]

well chances are there sluts and dont cum. cuase A. There not connected to the guy Or B. the guyz generally probalby suck in bed. C. Most people new to eachother are uncomfortable with eachother.

And for those women that are anorgasmic...... well i really feel for them. But I still stand by my case I think A women gets by far more pleasure. From a very good lay. An orgams is an orgams and when the female has had multiple quite large ones to the point she is fully relaxed and satisfied... Then somethings wrong with your fair trade off. Guyz only Orgasms once. And there lucky if they got the full satisfied state. Even from a good lay. Theres more to guyz orgasms than most women realize too o0 Not saying thats my case though.

[Captain Salazar Snowberry]

Spamz! Dawg!
http://students.washington.edu/jamiekim/hamsters/babies.jpg

[Mistress Crystal]

JAD - you really have no idea what you're talking about. Leave it alone. You're making a fool of yourself.

[JADezimar]

Mistress. You can claim to be the know it all, I guess thats your own perogative. But for you to call me a fool was outta line and imature. Where do you get off on acting like a 13 yr old than knows all about sex ?

[Ummon]

Let's shed some technical light on this subject: the collective wisdom of humanity covers sex too, guys and girls.

As to the matter of many females being anorgasmic:

It's true.

It has to do with the different nature of the orgasm in women, but also depends on the inherent psychological differences between men and women, and the fact that the sexual act for a woman necessarily requires A LOT more intimacy then for a man.

Female orgasm is bell-shaped, it's a curve which raises slowly and progressively and sometimes, if you know what to do and how to do it, surpasses a certain threshold and can become exstasy. Male orgasm is point-shaped. It's always decently intense, but if compared to a female's at its best, it just sucks.

How to increase a woman's pleasure in sex?

1) Know your partner, every person likes different things for different reasons.

2) Explore your partner's body and pay attention to her reactions.

3) It's often a good idea to keep eye-to-eye contact and talk during sex. Sex is communication in the broadest sense. Of course, this is not always true.

4) I generally find that if a man thinks first and foremost to a woman's pleasure, his own pleasure is increased too. Men are out there to give, not to receive: sadly not many realize this.

5) Psychological insight on your partner helps a lot in increasing her pleasure. Foremost, apply different types of stimuli, especially in the genital zone. There's widely followed evidence that women have 2 different types of orgasms, and the most pleasant experience is the fusion of these two through external and internal stimulation.

I stop here because to cover this topic I'd have to write for days. But remember, sex has nothing to do with happiness. It's the (soul and mind of the) person you have near you that makes you happy, or not.

[Foree]

4) I generally find that if a man thinks first and foremost to a woman's pleasure, his own pleasure is increased too. Men are out there to give, not to receive: sadly not many realize this.

Aye true :D

[Ummon]

True in many senses, if you think about it. But the pun was unintentional, blame it on me having to translate my thoughts... :dur:

[Mistress Crystal]

Well said, Ummon.

As for this shit...

Mistress. You can claim to be the know it all, I guess thats your own perogative. But for you to call me a fool was outta line and imature. Where do you get off on acting like a 13 yr old than knows all about sex ?

I don't claim to know everything, and I didn't call you a fool. I said you're acting like one.

Actually -youre- acting like you know more about women and what a woman feels than a fucking -WOMAN-. I'm a -WOMAN-. I know more about women than you do. Whatever you think you know from boinkin however many women you've boinked, you'll never reach the equivilence of -my- knowledge of women.

So if I tell you that you're wrong, trust me. It's true.

You wanna talk about trading off? After sex, throw up every day for a month, then carry around a livving thing in your stomach for 8 more months. After that have your pelvic bones seperate and then squeeze a watermelon out of something that's only about 2 times larger than your asshole.

And even if you don't go through all that(I sure won't. I hate babies) Take a week out of every month, bleed out of your asshole, and get massive cramps and other ill effects from it for about 40-50 years of your life.

Take into account that not -every- woman has massive multiple orgasms. Take into account that maybe 2 out of 5 males know how to give massive multiple orgasms.

What do men do? Work and pay the bills, give us money to stick around have your babies and put out once a year, play domination games with other men, and pee standing up. :)

In short... :stfu:

You do not know what you're talking about.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

Amen!

[Delta]

lol here here.....

[P$Ü(||0]

*rofl* laughed my ass off

[Apocalypse]

'Actually it's good for me. I'm a damn fine lay. '


How the hell do you know this? This coming from a woman who says she is so full of confidence yet won't show us why she is so full of confidence? ha i laugh at you.

And as it happens, size doesn't matter cos the woman rarely feels much ...'good feeling' ...past the the first 3 inches. None of this matters to me as im a healthy size anyway and i've never had any complaints of the wife. Hell i could make you cum with one finger and fuck all else. And yes i've done that before too.

Your over-confidence seems to me like your over-compensating for something.

[JADezimar]

Ya She definitely talking about a bunch of shit that doesnt have to directly do with the subjet ? Wtf is that all about I didnt talk about periods or pregnancy o0 Which are related to sex but, Are not the act of sex itself. Yes you are a women, and you know more about what you feel. But far as your freinds what they tell you, I probably had more female freinds in my lifetime tell me about there sex life o0 You dont honestly know your assuming just as much as anyone else. You can tell people how you like it or how you feel about something but another women might have totally different point of view. My wife has given me half this shit you want to talk to her? You want her opinion shes a women to.

AND YA I didnt say all women, But I think a majority of women, That are in the right circumstances do have better sex. RE-READ ummons posts

Female orgasm is bell-shaped, it's a curve which raises slowly and progressively and sometimes, if you know what to do and how to do it, surpasses a certain threshold and can become exstasy. Male orgasm is point-shaped. It's always decently intense, but if compared to a female's at its best, it just sucks.

I think your just pissed off Cuase someone else tried to give advice in your thread. My words were not even in disagreement or threatening to your posts. And all the sudden you get on some kinda trip about knowing all and my words were totally inaccurate to your account o0 YOU WOULDNT be pmsing right now would you ? ;p

[Mistress Crystal]

lol Damn.

I think you're over-analyzing. ;) What does my confidence have to do with showing you a picture myself. What does my confidence have to do with caring what an online group of gamers feels about my appearance. ;)

If I'm confident, I know I look good, and I'm hot. Why do I need your assurance?

Chill the fuck out, dude. :P I'm very very confident in myself, and my sex appeal. I don't need your opinions on the matter to masturbate my ego.

As for the "dont feel much past the first 3 inches" lol.... You don't know much about ti either. There're few things nicer than feeling a cock completely fill you up, and press against the deepest point possible, babe. ;)
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And to JAD...

ROFL I'm not pissed off about anything, kid. ;)

I don't think what your female friends have told you can compare to my 28 years of female interaction, and feminine gossip. ;) We weren't talknig about rpegnancy and PMSing, you're talking about the trade-off between men and women.

If men went through just as much shit for their gender, I'd agree that women have it better. For me, I'm saying it's an even trade off.

[Apocalypse]

I personally couldn't care less about how you look and how you feel about whatever i have to say to you, Also i am very much chilled out, i think you are over-analyzing if you think im writing with attitude.

However, you are speaking as tho you know more than anyone else on the subject and i very much doubt this is true. Which is where my initial statement came from. You claim to be so good looking but does anyone really care? No. You claim to know more than all and subsequently tell people to shut up cos they know nothing, is this really mature from someone of your stature? No.

I am always game to have an intelligent debate with a Bird who thinks she knows so much. And please don't forget that you are still just a 'bird'

edit

As for the "dont feel much past the first 3 inches" lol.... You don't know much about ti either. There're few things nicer than feeling a cock completely fill you up, and press against the deepest point possible, babe.
Seeing as i have sex on a very regular basis i think i am more than qualified to say i know what im talking about. If you have a bucket for a pussy thats your problem but what i say about the 3 inches thing is actually a scientific proven fact.

[JADezimar]

I think Ya having one fill you up is nice... Im sure but Only becuase probably most men fail her. Even if you read Medical books on the subject the main points that should be giving her the orgasms (now its true different women are different, thats why she can mostly speak for herself not other women) Are no further than 3 inches like apocolypse said o0. My point being my so called gossip with women and my experience can play a part too. I cant speak for you but I can also generalize like you did o0.

Its completey arrogant to bring your age, and then go as far as to say your gossip is more than my gossip, then tell all guyz here they dont know shit. And Say I was like a fool etc. Like apocolypse said Thats not becoming of a women thats 28 years old o0.

Id go as far to say, Ive probalby had more sex than most non-married 28 year old women But hey I dont know you personally to truly verefy this, Ive also had multi partners. I spent most of my younger years and my years before marriage hanging out with women more often then guyz. I dont c why your gossip would be any superior o0. (You also didnt respond to the fact that alot of my opinions come directly from the experience with my wife and her points of views. Shes a women. But cuase shes not you does that mean she dont count?)

[vacio]

yeah, neb, your a little random


As for the rest of you, what's it's matter? It's fair enough to say no matter what everone is diffent, damned the scientific facts.

[DJTheBaron]

half of these freaks are getting off on this topic

sex depends on mood, just like most things in life, that dictates how much you enjoy ot, or what you want at that particular time

now mix with attention to detail and catering for said moods and wants

if your with a girl who really loves you, your good at what you do, and theyre up for it, you can knock their socks off without taking your clothes off or going below their belt, sometimes even above their bra

most open, easygoing and honest people will share some of their wisdom, but diferent people have different tastes and different sensitivities or imagination

but time and time again, i hear people mention makeup sex after a fight can be top of the list, not counting kinky stuff

<hides his furry handcuffs

what is intresting tho is finding out who is the top and who is th ebototm of the relationship, all depends on those involved, but im betting half of this board would be the bitch ;-)

[2biT]

If I'm confident, I know I look good, and I'm hot.


:toast:

dam there are no eyebrows smilies :[

btw thats as far as i read, as this topic is gay, like a cocksmoking tranny *cough*demon*cough*

[JADezimar]

lol

[Mistress Crystal]

ROFL!!! GODAMN!!

You kids are so fucking sensitive. ;)

I'm telling you guys a woman's perspective on a sometimes sensitive issue. I'm not saying you guys don't know shit, except for JAD who pretends to know what girls feel. ;) And no matter how many times you have sex, apocolypse, you won't know how sex feels as a woman.

I do.

And on that subject... Yes I do know more about sex from a woman's perspective more than anyone else here, because I'm the one that feels it, you don't. Even if you think talking to your wife gives you an edge on it, I still more because I actually feel it. I don't hear about feeling it. I feel it. :)

Jesus christ, you guys crack me up. As for not caring how I look... If you don't give a shit why did you bring it up and try to use it against me? lol You brought it up first, dude.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

What's a penis?

[DJTheBaron]

http://images5.theimagehosting.com/monstercock-aparantly.jpg

aparantly this is a google monster cock

[Foree]

Apparently, DJ + :google: = :fuctupshi

We know about yar monster cock fetish

So here's for you
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/TexasChicken.jpg

EDIT: the whale pic is too much cock at once for Neb, so I removed it

[Juggalo]

WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!? I must go throw up now....

[JADezimar]

Uh mystress you dont know how a guy feels either. And did you forget to read omens facts again ? I htink your ignoring valid medical science. That states in the right cases its by far better for women get off yourself your argument cuase your a women is irrelevant. Cuase you havnt felt sex as a man either. (and none of us argued about what sex feels like for a women. YOu are the one interpreting that) A large misinterpretation. My wife can xplain in words just as well as you do. So You obviously if you feel we cant xplain it then how can you ? shall I define the word hypocrite.

[DJTheBaron]

i checked your profile for a birthdate hoping you were some kid, but your fucking 21 m8, you should know better, grow the fuck up, this is an internet forum, light hearted tlak about sex and funny shit, this is in a fucking spam forum, if every word you wrote was correct, or you wrote the 2nd fucking gospel, it wouldnt mean a dam, this is spam

[MVB]

This thread sucks.

[JADezimar]

Dj shut the fuck up mystress started it with the bashing first you fricken gay slut moron.

Your only making it worse. And lowering yourself to the level of which you are trying to say is wrong.

Can I define hypocrite again ?

[P$Ü(||0]

it is soooo funny that u guys post about 3 sites about a fucking PENIS i think noone in this forums has a that small *friend* that he cant do a girl
so :stfu:

[Karmashock]

This thread sucks.
*switches mega maid from suck to blow*
http://www.botcollector.com/_images/TFiRL/SpaceballMaid.jpg

[DJTheBaron]

Dj shut the fuck up mystress started it with the bashing first you fricken gay slut moron.

Your only making it worse. And lowering yourself to the level of which you are trying to say is wrong.

Can I define hypocrite again ?Hypocrite.

You Nob Jockey

[JADezimar]

try me grandpa

[Mistress Crystal]

ROFL!!!!

[DJTheBaron]

Set an example, your the older boy

i do like how you went on to say fricken gay slut moron, then typed hypocrite

your just owning yourself, while i sit smugly owning you without doing any work

[JADezimar]

How so I already said you were lowering yourself to the level of me and mystress. I already claimed we were at the level you were telling me to stop being. That makes you the hypocrite. You can think whatever you want about thinking your owning. But then again maybe you just dont understnad what hypocrite means.

hypocrite
n Someone that teaches and preaches views , ideas rulz, laws , without holding them themselves.

[DJTheBaron]

There really is no reason for me to pretend to be above your level, especially on this forum where everyone knows better, its just, that even on your level, im so much better at it than you are, so let me summorise.

CuntyFuck: JADzeimar
see also: nob jockey, wank stain, and fuck tard

[JADezimar]

Oh.... So you can hit me at the level of 5 year old name calling so much more intelligent you are ;)

[Foree]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay16.jpg

now :stfu:

[Outrageous Cheek]

lol Oh. Whoops. ;)

lol sorry it was my fault.

[MVB]

Karma made this thread great by including a spaceballs reference.

Yes, this thread has now gone from suck to blow.

[DJTheBaron]

now if it only reverses from blow to suck and vice versa for the next 30 minuites, all the people who were masturbating at mystresses sex life can finish up

[Outrageous Cheek]

4) I generally find that if a man thinks first and foremost to a woman's pleasure, his own pleasure is increased too. Men are out there to give, not to receive: sadly not many realize this.

Ummon, is far too cool for us.

Anyway. Ummon, what you said, the part I quoted is completly true. I believe it no doubt.

Why do I believe it no doubt? Think about it. One of the most pleasureful things if giving. Doing something good for someone, and doing it completely UNSELFISHLY, is FAR more pleasurefull than putting others down to only bring aid to yourself.

Everybody knows that! Yet almost everybody only lives for themselves. This is truely sad.

Also, make note of this. When someone gives you a true heartfelt complement, doesn't it totally "light up" your day? Yes! It does, a true complement can do miracles! You should keep that in mind when you see a good chance to give someone a complement! (Sorry for getting off topic there.)

[Outrageous Cheek]

DJ I HATE you!

How DARE you post a picture of a fricking MONSTER weiner herer!?!?! THAT was SICK!!! GO AWAY!!!

You ruined Neb btw.

[MVB]

Neb, when she loses her virginity, will now be disappointed by the penis size.

[Foree]

power to ya master!

:toast:

[Delta]

*switches mega maid from suck to blow*
http://www.botcollector.com/_images/TFiRL/SpaceballMaid.jpg



just wanna say that the freakin movie of space balls KICKS ASS... as for this thread i am not coming back :disagree:

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:oohoo:

[|AiTd|-Calvin]

guess what, im cool. B)

:spam:

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:agree: It's gotta be the sig.

[|AiTd|-Calvin]

Definently. :thumbup

[eXoRciSt]

So DJ you love making people hate you?

[|AiTd|-Calvin]

soo uhh, are testes cool for anything? eye appealing or something? or are the just a very annoying bag of balls that rattle when you bang?

:spam:

[Karmashock]

(ok this is the last one)
My Swartz is bigger then yours...
http://uk.geocities.com/jedi_clu/bill.jpg

[Apocalypse]

I brought it up first? your the one swaning about in here going on how good a lay you are, or is it your intentions to get all these under 16's horny? Don't give me that shit. I don't care but have you ever heard of curiousity? It's like saying to a child in a room full of shiny buttons ' Don't push the red button, son!' then the kid pushes the red button.

If you say your hot then im gonna be curious, cos in my lifetime any lesbian/bi/whateverthefuckyouare who says they are fit and 'a good lay' are not. Thay turn out to be short dumpy lilttle women who try so hard to be men, even growing a little pubey tache. So there we have it. You don't care that i think your one of those dumpy man/woman ...... things. And i don't care if you ARE hot and a good lay.

I'm not being sensitive, im not writing with attitude, i'm not over-analyzing but you girl are one fucked up lady, if i can call you a lady for talking about all this shit infront of the little kids.

[DJTheBaron]

says uncle apoc who enters these kids bedrooms nightly wearing only a smile

[Apocalypse]

Says grandaddy DJ who has 2 personal boy love slaves (Demon and Justice)

[DJTheBaron]

im comfortable with my sexuality, and i have 2 tlsc bound to me by slavery, so im pretty happy with that

you creepy dirty bastard you

[Outrageous Cheek]

your the one swaning about in here going on how good a lay you are, or is it your intentions to get all these under 16's horny?

I hope not , cuz it's not working.

[Justice]

Yeah.

I agree.

No effect.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Mistress Crystal]

ROFL!!!! Yes indeed. You brought it up, and I responded. Actually... you brought it up twice.

"We need a photo album of all the members, i have to know what mistress looks like. All the bi's/dykes over in uk tend to be big butch bouncer type people with better goatee beards than most lads!" - from the average penis size thread

"How the hell do you know this? This coming from a woman who says she is so full of confidence yet won't show us why she is so full of confidence? ha i laugh at you." = From this thread

And now you're trashing me for responding. ;) Wow... you're a dick. lol

You can't make a comment like that and not expect me to answer back. And seriously, who gives a fuck, drop it if you're not pissed off. rofl

I outlined exactly why I started this thread in the initial post... go back and re-read it. Go back and re-read the part that says "if this is gonna offend you, don't pass the dotted line". I have no idea why you think I'm trying to turn anybody on here. You're being ridiculous, and actually... If you think I'm trying to turn everyone on by telling everyone what correlation penis size has in a woman's perspective, that's pretty funky, dude. ;)

I wasn't swaning about anything. I had thought Chef made a comment, and I responded with an injected sense of humor. You're worse than MVB with laxed posts. ;) I don't know what your problem with me is, but just drop it, because I don't give a fuck and your making yourself look like an uptight skanktwat.

[MVB]

I wonder if Missy does a good job of sucking.

Her thread does.

[DJTheBaron]

tight skank twat is nice

wait till blacksand gets back, mistress and blacky can compare dildos

mistress, ur a kinky dirty bitch, you'll go far

justice, u need to learn something form this thread

polaris, call me

demon, i love you

neb, MONSTA MONSTA!

uncle apoc, go donkey punch demon

[Mistress Crystal]

My thread was nice until assholes infiltrated it. ;)

[MVB]

And now you're talking about infiltrated assholes.

Just keeps getting worse.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

MONSTA

[|AiTd|-Calvin]

yea, i read a post by someone earlier who was with someone with penis less than 3 inches? i didn't know they got that small :confused:

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

I don't have a penis, so mine is most definetly less then 3 inches!

[P$Ü(||0]

lol that was me :banana:

[|AiTd|-Calvin]

wohooooooooooooooooooooooo im perfect


then whats this?

Edit: to let you know, this was his responce when that one chick said 6-7 incher is perfect size.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:pointandl

[/<yle]

.... this blows... i dident even read it all. DJ... gah... poke my eyes out

[P$Ü(||0]

was in this penis size thread ...
and u can easily see that it wasnt ment seriously

[/<yle]

no. this just blows.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:banana:

[Outrageous Cheek]

I read it all. I'm such a loser.

"My thread was nice until assholes infiltrated it. "

I always try not to be one of those. :( Guess I fail.

[/<yle]

the worlds an ass :drink:

:stfu2:

:ass:

[DrunkenUno]

Such as.... laying her on her back, and putting her legs over your shoulders with you standing, kneeling between her. Compresses the vagina for you to do more damage... things of that nature.

Ultimate position, they fucking LOVE this shit

[Outrageous Cheek]

:) Drunk, run. This post is too cool for the likes of you.

Actually, that postion was ruined for me. You see. I walked in on DJ and Demon...and they....Well you can figure out the rest...I WILL say...however that they where rockin that pos...So to speak.

[DJTheBaron]

theres a difference, demons hands were bound at the top of the bed, as were his legs around my neck

[Outrageous Cheek]

I never thought I'd have to say this DJ but...You really need ur GF back.

:puke:

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

Ya, lol. DJ, you get grosser every post!

[Justice]

He's really got his mind in the gutter.

Someone pull it out, please.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[|AiTd|-Shepherd]

:pointandl :ass: :spam:

[Justice]

Yes, I agree.

Your last post WAS spam.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Outrageous Cheek]

Yes I agree.

Justice.

Your last post was boring and pointless.

[Polaris]

seconded
i move to place sanctions upon justice

[Justice]

Movement denied.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

http://smilies.cw08.calibra-web.de/html/images/smilies/engel/biggrinangelA.gif (http://www.World-of-Smilies.com)

[Marb]

He's really got his mind in the gutter.

Someone pull it out, please.

Huh? Oh!! *Pulls it out and stuffs it back in his pants.* :errr:

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

http://smilies.cw08.calibra-web.de/html/images/smilies/ostern/o_81.gif (http://www.World-of-Smilies.com)

[Polaris]

thats kind of... disturbing

[Weavern]

But it so accurately describes the spamwar that is going on in this forum, which you are aiding by replying to every thread in a following manner. One person thinks its funny, the other crazy person who thinks its also funny beats the first one with a LOL stick. Shame i dont have mod powers then i could do the evil clensing this forum needs :)

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

http://smilies.cw08.calibra-web.de/html/images/smilies/gewalt/newsaw.gif (http://www.world-of-smilies.com)

[Justice]

Weavern.

You're lucky I don't know where you live. How DARE you intervene in the spam war.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Polaris]

neb
that was even more disturbing
and kinda gut wrenching

and justice
please tell me im not a spammer

[Outrageous Cheek]

I'm sorry.

But I'm too lazy to tell you guys that...Ah hayte choo guyzz.


:) <3 TLSC

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

http://smilies.cw08.calibra-web.de/html/images/smilies/computer/lam.gif (http://www.World-of-Smilies.com)

[Outrageous Cheek]

neb
that was even more disturbing
and kinda gut wrenching

and justice
please tell me im not a spammer

Ur a spammer, And that was'nt at all disturbing...It was...Refreshingly Twisted.

[Justice]

You are a spammer.

If you just go straight down the thread list and post post post, you're spamming.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Polaris]

now thats funny

[Justice]

I don't get it.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Polaris]

ok
we have an average comptard, messes with a comp, gets hit. sounds like you, justice

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

http://smilies.cw08.calibra-web.de/html/images/smilies/computer/lam.gif

[Justice]

That smiley basically sums this whole thread up.

:stfu:

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

http://smilies.cw08.calibra-web.de/html/images/smilies/schilder/00000729.gif (http://www.World-of-Smilies.com)

[Justice]

:stfu: is NOT spam.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

http://smilies.cw08.calibra-web.de/html/images/smilies/schilder/00000729.gif

[Justice]

You're spam.

You man.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Polaris]

and you will cease to be if i ever find you

[Justice]

True men fight hand to hand without breaking the "Honor Code of Men." They don't castrate.

You woman.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Polaris]

lol
generally, i'd follow that rule, but you've broken them already so youre an exception

[Justice]

No. I've never castrated anyone.

The only person I've threatened castration to is Demon ... but he's too retarded to be formally considered a man.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[xplosion_x]

if an inch is 2.54 centimeters, well a monster cock of 9 inch is exactly the size of my arm from the begining elbow to my wrist.....how the hell is this suppose to enter.... its damn right you dont control anything with a cock of this size...imagine yur in a class room and get an erection....omg what the hell you gonna do....cant hide that

and dont try to enter that into a virgin girl.....youll kill her

[Marb]

Oh so that's what they were referring to when they asked me if I carried a shotgun.
I thought schools were just getting more safe.

[Justice]

I agree with xplosion.

Having a monster cock is for show only ... when it comes to performance, it's utterly useless.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[xplosion_x]

so to all those people who lied about their size and told us they were have an arm between their legs....well go cry :howdy:

and personnally...i really prefer b cup and c cup breast to D and E.....what are you suppose to do with huge boobs like that :errr: ....excuse me but when my hand is too small to take it all....its bad

and when you say size doesnt matter.....well it bother if its too big or too small
but as soon as its considered ''normal'' well youll have fun

[Justice]

Me too. I don't like unnaturally large breasts. I would even feel uncomfortable with humungo natural ones.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-