Accual Names that are funny.

[Outrageous Cheek]

There is this real estate agent near where I live and his name is (I swear)

Ian WINDASS!

My bro knew this kid from school named

Dick Hertz.

I'm sure you guys know some good ones too

[Captain Salazar Snowberry]

Harold Dick, or Harry Dick short form.

[/<yle]

Major. Nathanial Gay, or Major Gay for short

[tom]

Gaylord Nelson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaylord_Nelson) - Governor, then Senator from Wisconsin.
Craphonso (Crap-honso, no f-sound) Thorpe (http://floridastate.rivals.com/cviewplayer.asp?Player=382) - wide receiver from Florida State University.

And...

Stewart Pitt, often called Stu by his friends... Stu Pitt.

[Outrageous Cheek]

Harold Dick, or Harry Dick short form.

Yeah this one guy told me he went to school with someone named Harry Coc

^_^

[Juggalo]

Mike Hunt. Have to say it out loud to actually get why it is funny.. lol


And Seymore Butts. It's real. He is a porn director....

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

Ben Dover!

[P$Ü(||0]

http://www.pro-gamers.org/pics/Gaylord.jpg

[DJTheBaron]

michael vincent brandit is a fucked up name

[MVB]

Ha, that's funny DJ. No, really, it's funny, I'm not being sarcastic at all. I mean, why would I? It's not like that joke is ridiculously stupid or anything. Not at all. I mean, seriously.

Actually, you spelled that name wrong, so you're not even talking about me

There was a kid in my high school class named Jon Bonkers.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:|

[Polaris]

ok, mvb, how do you spell your name?

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

MVB! duh!

[MVB]

My last name is not spelled Brandit

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:dur:

[MVB]

Nebula's last name is spelled MostWorthlessPosterEver

She uses those multiple caps within one name "names"

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

Eh?

[MVB]

Really goin' for that dumbest person ever poll eh neb?

[Polaris]

lol, mvb
im sure kyle brainwashed her

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

ya! Blame Kyle!

[Polaris]

point in case

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:confused:

[/<yle]

Blame me? avast!? anyways

Harry Oranges

really, classmate and good firend. funniest man alive.

[Polaris]

incorrect usage of "avast"... -5 pts
and yes kyle, we chose you. its really multiple choice:

5) who do you blame for everything?
A) Justice
B) Demon
C) Stealth
D) Kyle (circled)

[Marb]

I was browsing through our school's student directory a while ago and noticed there's actually a person alive named:
"Vishaal Punwaki"..
Now there's a lot of foreigners in this country, and I come across a shitload of freaky names but this is just ridiculous.

[Slightly off topic]

Visit: http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/sillymolecules/sillymols.htm

For funny molecule names! (Seriously funny.)

[Foree]

:lol:

[Delta]

Brandon Clifford Cox.... and also Mr. Gay... one of my subsitute teachers I SWEAR TO GOD

[Polaris]

heh
we had a Mrs. Hoar
and yes, it was pronounced "whore"

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

whore!

[/<yle]

Harry oranges!

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

eh?

[eXoRciSt]

Apple Jack!

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

Jack! I thought it was Jake... :loco:

[Outrageous Cheek]

No cuz that would'nt be a joke....Like the rest of Demon's life.

[/<yle]

lol

[shutupandshave]

Teresa green
Robin Hood
William Head

If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur.

[Justice]

If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur.

Clever ... and I actually get it.

:rofl:

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Delta]

:blink: :rofl: the funny part is i do 2..... :blink:

[Justice]

Let's see if demon gets it.

*evil cackle*

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Outrageous Cheek]

He's too retarded to post. Do you see the look on his face?

It's like..."Dude I just Sh** my pants"

[Outrageous Cheek]

...No never mind that's how it's supposed to look.

[Polaris]

rofl

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:rofl:

[Justice]

Demon just got owned.

Best part is, he's either ignoring it, which means he knows he got owned, or he doesn't know, which equally means he got owned because he's not a forum whore and therefore doesn't deserve any forum credits.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

Poor demon!

[Justice]

Aye. It's not his fault that he's retarded, but it IS his fault that he's picked on.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[2brands2]

alotta vagina from the austin powers movie lol

[Bentusi]

I know a kid by the name of

Will Humphrey

:D

[Blacksand]

I went to school with a guy named Richard Rache. Pronounced as rash.
Of course it was shortened to Dickrash, and he never lived it down. Poor kid hated us.

[laserflip]

My old middle school had a principal about 3 years b4 i got there named Harry Niss... we always used to laugh about if his middle name started with a P

[Outrageous Cheek]

My old middle school had a principal about 3 years b4 i got there named Harry Niss... we always used to laugh about if his middle name started with a P


Even without the P he's still Harryness. lol

[DivinerSage]

How about Barry McKockner.....

or when I was an orderly at my moms hospital they would always Page Anita Man.

I thought the way saturday night live made fun of Dick Armey calling him Penis Navy, and Vagina Coast Guard.

my friend Hughe Wang.

and when you beat I believe it was Super Mario 3 on NES one of the designers names in the credits Was Imense Sakashita.

[The Fell Hand]

I swear to god the chiropractor down the street in my hometown has his name on a big sign outside his office.

"Cumming Cockburn"

[Spulm]

Gaylord Focker (meet the parents)

M.

[Outrageous Cheek]

I swear to god the chiropractor down the street in my hometown has his name on a big sign outside his office.

"Cumming Cockburn"


I still find that incredibly hard to believe.