Some funny/nasty jokes.

[Juggalo]

#1)What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?

A Jew doesn't scream in the oven.

#2)What's yellow, blue, and at the bottom of the pool?

A dead baby with it's floaties cut.

#3)What's red, whinning and in the corner?

A baby chewing on razor blades.

#4)How do you stop baby from drowning?

Take your foot off it.

#5)How do you fit 60 Jews in a car?

2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 55 in the ashtray.



Post some more if you want.

[MVB]

oh man ..

[Delta]

::shakes head and walks away::

[Juggalo]

I just thought some laughter would ease my suffering... it didn't.

[Delta]

yea do jokes but not at others expenses

[Bentusi]

ah, not the dead baby jokes.

I know SOOO many dead baby jokes. They're horrible though.. worse then those..

I COULD post up some extremely stereotypical and racist jokes I know, but i'm unsure of how you peeps would react (I'm not a racist, they're just kinda funny)

[eXoRciSt]

Woah those were messed up, not really the laughable jokes, just the ones you say "OOOOOOOOHHHHH" when theres a fight at school.

[/<yle]

actually, i usually participated/watched/encouraged fights at my school

but those jokes were... yeah. Blatantly racist jokes, there ok.

[DJTheBaron]

this reminds me of that tlsc irc chat that turned into a skinhead rally

[Captain Salazar Snowberry]

The Jew jokes wern't funny at all.

[/<yle]

naw... now black people jokes.... THOSE ARE FUNNY. (j/k)

[Bentusi]

I know another version of the pizza one, cept it's aimed more at minorities then jews..

[Justice]

What do you call a bunch of white men running down the mountain?

An avalanche.

What do you call a bunch of black men running down the mountain?

A mudslide.

What do you call a bunch of Mexican men running down the mountain?

Jailbreak.


I know a lot of other dead baby jokes too; they're pretty disturbing. Post em up, Bent. None of us here are really so racist (besides Drunk and possibly Laser), so take these jokes in good humor.


cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Juggalo]

I like the Mountain ones.

[/<yle]

yeah... i heard that one... its good.

[DJTheBaron]

i told this to a yank and thay failed to understand it, so mabye its a uk term but

whats 12 inches and makes women scream


cot death



Cot Death: When your lil kiddie dies in its bed for no aparant reason nor cause.

[Delta]

i like that mountain one 2

[Bentusi]

well if it's ok to post that kind of joke then here I go. I won't put up any really mean ones.

1) How do you stop a mexican tank?

Shoot the people pushing it.

How do you find all the mexicans in your neighborhood

Roll a penny down a hill

How do you find the richest mexican?

Anybody wanna know my blond jokes ? I got bunches

Find the guy who found the penny

[Juggalo]

They call Cot Death in the U.S. SIDS. Sudden Infant Death Syndrom. I know it's a joke but it's not funny to me. My cousin died in his crib when he was 4 months old.


But anyways, keep them coming.

[DJTheBaron]

i dont let most stuff bother me, i knwo or have had people have cancer, rape and all sorts of mad shit, it can be stil be funny with the right timing

what do you do to a deaf, dumb and blind girl after you rape her

break her fingers so she cant tell anybody

[eXoRciSt]

That was fucked up,

Bent yours were friggen funny

[DJTheBaron]

shock or tasteless jokes are bad enough, the only time i tolerate racist jokes are when the people in the jokes are present and enjoying it, there are a suprising number of whitie jokes not invtned by white people or black standup comics, and theyre actually funny

[DJTheBaron]

demon, i want to force my erect, manhood into your tight man anus

come to dj

[eXoRciSt]

Fuck you bitch. I only want your mom.

[Justice]

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.


:haha: It's old, but it's still funny.


And, blond jokes?


How do you a blond's been using the computer?

The joystick's wet.




So one day, a blond is driving down the highway in her pink dress accompanied by her little dog when she sees something odd. She pulls over on the shoulder and sees another blond in the middle of a field, imitating rowing a boat. She yells at the other blond, "Oy! What do you think you're doing? You are a DISGRACE to all blonds" The blond in the boat goes, "Can't you see? I'm rowing." The first blond replies, "Well, yes, I can see that. If only I could swim, I would go over there and smack you.



Three women are on the run from the police. They see an abandoned barn and decide to hid in it. The brunette, the redhead, and the blond all find burlap sacks and snuggle into them. The door bursts open and the cops arrive. They look around, then spot the three bags lying on the floor. They kick the first one. "Meow ... "

"Oh ... that's nothing, that's just a cat."

They kick the second one. "Bark!"

"Oh ... that's nothing, that's just a dog."

They kick the third one.

"Potatoes."




cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Delta]

i like the mexican ones bent

[DivinerSage]

OKOKOK heres the ultimate race joke. ********* = insert your favorite race to hate ons name here


Q : Why do *********s stink?
A : So blind people can hate em too.

Q : Whats the difference between a ********** and a pepperoni pizza?
A : A pepparoni pizza can feed a family of four.

how about the old ones like.....

Q : why were theyre only 5000 mexicans at the alamo?
A : They only had 3 64' impalas

Q : What did Saddam and Little Miss Muffet Have in common.
A : They both had Kurds in the way. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Q : What is the longest sentence in the english language which also happens to be the shortest possible?
A : I do

and my new favorite word from the blue collar red neck dictionary is Mayonnaise

Mayonnaise some fine chicks up in this party!!!!!

Like : Man theys some fine chicks up in this party!!! (just imagine it with a heavy southern draw)

Also : She told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt so I stuck it in 3 times and punched her in the back of the head.

[Outrageous Cheek]

Those where pretty retarded dude.

Bent's rocked though.