Laserflip is by far the funniest

[DivinerSage]

Man laser I just read your post on the old forums it said something about you could whoop my boy John Conlys Ass. Man that hands down makes you the funniest member of tlsc. You said something about weight lifting and martial arts. Man I cant count the times Ive seen someone formally trained and skilled in martial arts get their ass handed to them in a brawl. Martial arts are good for self discipline and control otherwise if someone comes after you looking to smash your grill youll be lucky to even make a stance. Honestly laser my homie would beat you to death and then beat you back to life. man you just dont understand how tough most true seasoned skaters are. You are constantly working yourself skating, you have immaculate balance, quick reflexes, and he was an all state gymnast on top of that. Though he isnt the hugest guy it is my firm belief that John Conly A.K.A. Johnny Appleseed is invulnerable. Ive just seen him fade too many a cats with a quick ass stomping that I never would have figured he would have beat. I know of only 2 guys that he will openly admit can beat him and thats his 2 closest homies.

Laser now your a smart guy and sometimes witty, but man you so outspoke your own bounds, and if I were you I would curve the old yapper and think before I shit-talk myself into a situation where someone just might decide to take you up on the offer and then some. Just some advice look before you leap, or even better yet check yourself before you wreck yourself.

This isnt a flame post or a post with ill will, honestly I just know Appleseed and its highly unlikely you could touch him, and if someone just like him heard you talk shit like you did he'd without a doubt wreck your shop.

Just giving advice dont fuck with the unknown because what you dont know could damn well stomp you.

[JADezimar]

Everythign thinks there buddiest are the toughest. And thats a commen misconception. Allthough I would say the toughest ppl ive ever known were skaters, punkers, and metalheads all in the same. The only downfall is some of them wear to many earings.

And #2 I think that posts was very imature. Kicking someones ass over some mere words is very stupid, retarded, imature, and only leads you to more fights. Eventually someone wont leave it at skateboards and fists. And hell run into the wrong guy. I myself never fight on the aggressive (Im not that tough, but I will do whatever it takes to defend myself including dirt in the eyes rocks on the ground etc. If someone is packing johny is only on his way to prison or death.)

You must live in a small place where I came from. People got bored where I came from and the active thing for stupid kids to do was go and and pick fights. If they dont know you your looking for trouble. And theyll stare down any vehicle of someone they dont recognize etc. Ppl are on the defensive and aggressive 24/7. I hated it wish ppl could grow up. And you should try living in a bigger city where the fear of getting shot, Stabbed Gang banged etc, Makes most ppl do there best not to get unwanted, unrecognized attention.

People should grow up before it ruins there lives.

And thats REAL ADVICE. (p.s there is alwayz someone bigger and badder)

[laserflip]

lol...skateboarding doesnt make you tough, diviner. you may be pretty old, but you still have a lot to learn. i race motocross, and am probably going to race the pro circuit, so i would be MORE than willing to pit my reflexes and balance against his for money. how many national championships has HE won, as if that matters? but yea, you dont know me and i dont know him, so i dont think it's fair to judge who would win. sure, i have some tough buddies, but i don't boast about them because i dont think they would appreciate me being the reason they get their ass beaten by some guy(s). my friend benches like 320, so you would think he was a good fighter? hes a complete puss and i could kick his ass(hes a great guy tho :-P). my little brother could, and so could anyone on these forums. hes good at football but is just not what you would think he is. ive had to save him in a few fights...but regardless, i think its pretty funny that you, again, had to bring up that some ratty, dirty skateboarder has won a few fights against random punks, when you have no idea who is capable of doing the same thing with ease. and also, im certainly not afraid of someone who would "mess me up" for "talking shit". that screams insecurity, and if he would let that bother him he wouldnt even be worth my time. there are plenty of people who talk shit to me, but i just laugh it off. i know i could kick there ass, but does it matter? not at all. i have no reason to...i have nothing to prove. maybe your friend johnny crabapple does, and that's his own problem. i just hope for his sake that he know's that if he wants to fight, hes an amateur in a world full of seasoned veterans.

p.s., take your own advice about "fucking with the unknown", and for god's sake, stop rhyming, or else people will take a silly post such as yours even less serious.

[MVB]

You can't kick their ass, Laser. We've already had this conversation. You're an overconfident too-much-testosterone 16 year old who couldn't kick any relatively hard 20+year old's ass. Quit with the insecurity, b/c that's all your "I'm so tough" comments are motivated by.

[laserflip]

lol you're the insecure one. anytime someone posts on this subject, you have to jump in. lay off it, its getting old. grow up.

p.s., re-read my post. i never ONCE claimed that i could kick that johnny crabapple boy's ass. shame on you MVB for jumping to hasty conclusions. seems im not the *only* young one in TLSC making youngun mistakes.

[MVB]

I am rubber, you are glue, whatever you call me bounces off me and sticks to you; nya nee nya nee nya nya

mmhmm

[laserflip]

laser can i suck you off? please? i idolize you!

well...if you must, but be quick. you still haven't spit-shined my shoes yet, manslave!

[tom]

MVB, seriously, what is it with you and hard 20 yr olds?

If thats the way you swing... :lol:

[eXoRciSt]

:oohoo:

[Justice]

Stealth is almost old enough to be included in that category.

:lol:

What say you, Stealth?

cheers, and
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