God saved me

[eXoRciSt]

While i was playing dow, my dad walked in and asked to use the computer, but i had some naked ladies on a page behind dow, so i panicked and begged him if i could play one game, he said no. So, i turned off dow, AND IT WAS SCROLLED ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM OMG YES SCORE.

Thank you god ii will repent.

[Juggalo]

*doesn't read post*

The only way god could save you is with a bullet.

*reads post*

Bull shit you were really sharing pics with Justice, and Justice had gotten to the money shots.

[Karmashock]

I fixed that problem by walking around my room in the buff... so people fucking knock.

[Polaris]

rofl

[Bentusi]

demon, i'm seriously considering removing your posting rights.

WHERE IS THAT PIC

[Tank0]

what the hell are you worried about , your dad should be happy to see you are looking at ladies at that age .


imagine your dad catching you looking at farmanimals or one of DJ 's links .....

[eXoRciSt]

oh noes

[ilia]

lol demon.

Hope you learned someting: never go to porn sites when your parents are at home. Only when they are alseep or away. :D

[DJTheBaron]

listen belgie...

nevermind

[Outrageous Cheek]

Hahahah.

That would be scary :lol:

[Juggalo]

lol demon.

Hope you learned someting: never go to porn sites when your parents are at home. Only when they are alseep or away. :D

Meh, if you got your own computer it's all good.

[ilia]

Why does it matter whose computer is it?

As long as there are parents in the appartment you live in - going to porn sites is never a good idea. :P

[Juggalo]

Why does it matter whose computer is it?

As long as there are parents in the appartment you live in - going to porn sites is never a good idea. :P


*goes to porn site*

Yeah, see, I could care less. My dad is playing Xbox on the couch behind me. Which sucks cause he took the day off.

I'd link to the site, but, ya know, someone would get their panties in a bunch and mod me.

[The Dark Messenger]

*waves*

[RazielDemon]

Lol, that's happened to me a few times, I've had to get out of it by 'accidentaly' hitting the reset button, thankfully quite easy to do with my knee :)

[Justice]

Demon

Force quit the computer by holding down the power button for about 10 seconds and say, "I downloaded an update and the computer said I needed to restart the computer."

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Lt_Omega]

My old computer used to be in my parents bedroom (not a good idea because I could never do overnight assignments), they kept it there to keep me away from porn (and no; they never used to watch porn.)

That never could stop me from checking out pictures while they were around, they've come to accept it as a part of who I am now :D.

I'd say a very quick double/triple ctrl+alt+del could save the day, till the folks learn to accept our illegitimate desires.

[Tank0]

psst demon , you do know those pictures are still on the PC ?


once you visited the site the pictures get downloaded to your temporary internet files and remain there untill you remove your temporary internet files .

ie if your dad checks those files you re still screwed


if that wasnt enough your history is recorded too so if you didnt clear the browser history .... guess what still screwed

and to really make your day ..... those sites leave cookies on your computer .



i recommend you do some research to clean up your tracks before your praise deities

[Blueviper]

ive never been caught...not even close

[Foree]

Sometimes my dad asks me to look for porn sites for him

[DrunkenUno]

God saved you, but he just fucked over the rest of us, again (by not killing you).

[Justice]

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Tank0]

drunk vs demon ..... dont you guys have laws against cruelty to animals ??

[Juggalo]

I'll put 2,000 on Drunk. Wait, make that 6.

[mOle]

say no to porn sites mmmmkay

i dont go to porn sites.. simply bcus of all the SPAM! and the SPYWARE! and theeeee ADWARE! SAAAAVE MEEE! D/L pics from kazaa or DC++ or w/e... if u need it

[Justice]

Just opening Kazaa infects your computer with spy/adware hundreds of times thicker than internet explorer.

GET MOZILLA! WATCH PR0N!

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[laserflip]

what the hell are you worried about , your dad should be happy to see you are looking at ladies at that age .


imagine your dad catching you looking at farmanimals or one of DJ 's links .....
no kidding, like if i was a father id be worried if he WASNT "lookin at nekkid ladies" at his age. id be like son do you have somethin to tell me?

[Rubba Duck]

i hid the temp net files folder and delete my history and cookies :D

WATCH PR0N!
Will do! :jig: :drool:

[tom]

drunk vs demon ..... dont you guys have laws against cruelty to animals ??

I'd say the match is about equal.

[Justice]

Nah ... Drunk would definitely win.

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[DrunkenUno]

Nah ... Drunk would definitely win.

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

dont worry, stealth is just bitter cause hes a faggot.

[Blueviper]

<==downloads mozilla porn regularrly...jk

[eXoRciSt]

how did this get to drunk vs demon wtf

[Justice]

Because he challenged you, you big doofus.

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Juggalo]

Cause Drunk vs. Demon is more exciting than you looking at porn.

:blink:

[Blueviper]

^^ i are confused

[Juggalo]

Aren't we all.

[/<yle]

I declair this thread officialy gay.

[Naamari]

http://www.w3bdevil.com/forums/Thread-Gay-1950s.jpg

[Justice]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay8.jpg

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay15.jpg


cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Juggalo]

OMG, Letterman gone mad!!

[allied56]

i watch that show in Britain its on at like 2am.
kinda shitty though

[Karmashock]

it's a left over from the days when america bothered iwth the networks... only old people watch those shows now... they don't know they've got 60 other channels to choose from.

Of course... better yet is the internet... where you can just dl your tv... :agree:

[Rubba Duck]

do you cook your food with your comp as well? O_o

[Karmashock]

do you cook your food with your comp as well? O_o
of course... and I drive to work with it too...

[allied56]

lol, im guessing karma works from home?

[Rubba Duck]

do you go to bed in it as well?

[allied56]

hows that possible?

[Karmashock]

lol, im guessing karma works from home?
nope, it has a 400 HP engine and a sports suspension.
===========================
do you go to bed in it as well?
actually, yes... it's a water bed.

[allied56]

hmmmm, mental pic of karma...
fat yankee sitting on a chair in white tpo staind with pizza buying and selling stuff oer interent for money
accurate?

[RazielDemon]

:spam:

[allied56]

u just spammed though

[RazielDemon]

I know, my post was :spam:

[allied56]

stop spamming then, ur making me spam

[Rubba Duck]

actually, yes... it's a water bed.

either your a midget, or thats some BIG ASS COMP.

[allied56]

i suggest midget

[Justice]

>.<

I have a strong feeling this thread is gonna get locked.

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[allied56]

threads suck when they get locked

[Bentusi]

:locked: