Hillbilly Vasectomy

[Tigre]

After having their 11th child, a North Georgia Mountain couple decided
enough was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his
cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry
bomb (fireworks are legal in the North Georgia Mountains), light it, put
it in an empty beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the
world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my
ear is going to help me."

"Trust me, " said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count:

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

At this point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and
resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, North and
South Carolina, West Virginia, Arkansas and parts of Alabama.

[Karmashock]

you know... that's mean... but at the same time I'm often shocked at rural slums... out west, as in the north east, we keep our slums in the cities... when they go rural... just wow... dumb dumb people...

[Shackled Phoenix]

it's a joke...

[Karmashock]

it's a joke...
obviously... :)

[Lt_Omega]

There's gotta be a competition out there for the dumbest person on the planet with a full set of chromosomes.

[Tigre]

you know... that's mean... but at the same time I'm often shocked at rural slums... out west, as in the north east, we keep our slums in the cities... when they go rural... just wow... dumb dumb people...

Karma buddy, just a joke! I am from hillbilly country NH so I can poke fun at my kin! :lol:

[Rubba Duck]

At this point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and
resumed counting on his other hand.

shoooooooooooooom! bang!
:lol:

[Foree]

/me laffs at how US is a land of contrasts

[/<yle]

Indeed...

[Tigre]

HAHAHAHA.......only you Karma can turn a silly joke into a political/social thread! And please have you ever been to the rural sides of America? Backwater, USA?

[Justice]

Home-schooled hillbillies are the sludge of our educated and civilized society.

Their breeches and dirty, torn clothes and frazzled hair and smelly, unhygenic bodies ...

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Karmashock]

Karma buddy, just a joke!
obviously... :)
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And please have you ever been to the rural sides of America? Backwater, USA?
I'm often shocked at rural slums... out west, as in the north east, we keep our slums in the cities... when they go rural... just wow... dumb dumb people...


reading is fun... yah stupid hick.

[Tigre]

:lol: Karma's pickin' on me again ma!!

Really have you ever been outa LA to visit say, Montana, Washington, Indiana, Illinois, Arkansas, Alabama, etc. Thats a legit question for a legit answer, not your little tisk, tisk answers.....

[Karmashock]

bro, the MY FIRST POST confirmed that I had been out in the boonies... I've seen every part of this country in detail with the exception of the south... which is an adventure for another time.

I have gone through the rain forests of Washington, hiked to pristine lakes in the Rockies, trekked through the deserts of Nevada/Arizona/New mexico, skied in Colorado, visited the Tabernacle in Utah, ate nachos in Chicago (that sounds out of place unless you've been there), seen the leaves change in Vermont (Vermont has so many hicks in it... we should done our nuke testing there... it's just fucking amazing.), been all over Boston/New York/Phili, and fucking back again to good ol Cali.

I know exactly what you're talking about.


I'm only picking on you because of your inability to read in a thread about hicks… it was just too much to pass up.

Love and peace, Karmashock.

[Juggalo]

Aw, I want some nachos...

[Karmashock]

Aw, I want some nachos...
you're in new york... so you get a hot dog... throbbing in a back alley...

[Juggalo]

Fuck no, I want nachos damn it!

[Karmashock]

are you sure... there's a guy in a trench coat that REALLY wants to give you that hot dog... it's hot and cheese filled.

[Tigre]

bro, the MY FIRST POST confirmed that I had been out in the boonies... I've seen every part of this country in detail with the exception of the south... which is an adventure for another time.

I have gone through the rain forests of Washington, hiked to pristine lakes in the Rockies, trekked through the deserts of Nevada/Arizona/New mexico, skied in Colorado, visited the Tabernacle in Utah, ate nachos in Chicago (that sounds out of place unless you've been there), seen the leaves change in Vermont (Vermont has so many hicks in it... we should done our nuke testing there... it's just fucking amazing.), been all over Boston/New York/Phili, and fucking back again to good ol Cali.

I know exactly what you're talking about.


I'm only picking on you because of your inability to read in a thread about hicks… it was just too much to pass up.

Love and peace, Karmashock.


Ahh, well obviously I failed to see your humor, I didn't read anything in your first post that would lead me to believe you were talkin' firsthand....usually you get your info from other internet sites, just wanted to see if you were keepin' it real....there is only 6 or 7 states I haven't spent some time in so, I know a little bit about this country and about nachos, jambalaya, corndogs etc....

[Juggalo]

Nah, I'll stick with the nachos, IF I COULD FIND SOME!

[Karmashock]

Ahh, well obviously I failed to see your humor, I didn't read anything in your first post that would lead me to believe you were talkin' firsthand....usually you get your info from other internet sites, just wanted to see if you were keepin' it real....there is only 6 or 7 states I haven't spent some time in so, I know a little bit about this country and about nachos, jambalaya, corndogs etc....
The info I bring from other sites is only there to spark debate... to set the topic firmly in place... you don't need to read it to comment intellegenty... though many have a hard time even when they do read it... :disagree:

Anyway, sounds like a jeff foxworthy type joke... always good for a laugh...
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Nah, I'll stick with the nachos, IF I COULD FIND SOME!
*man with THROBBING hotdog stands behind Juggalo*

[Juggalo]

*man with THROBBING hotdog stands behind Juggalo*

NEVAR!!!!!

*finds nachos*
Throws hot cheese in man's face*

Take that!

*looks at nachos on floor*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Justice]

*picks up a boiling vat of liquid cheese and pours it over Juggs*

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Juggalo]

*Just woke up and can't think of a good reply*

[Rubba Duck]

*also, as i am still shocked my no post count*

[Justice]

Yes, we took it off.

*chuckle*

Eat that.

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Rubba Duck]

why?
now i have to do two whole clicks to see it

[Justice]

Some people were under the impression that "The lower someone's post count is, the less that person has contributed to TLSC." Of course, that's absolutely absurd; more posts in the TLSC forums doesn't mean you've contributed the most for TLSC.

Let me give you an example ... I have a lot of posts, but that's only because I spend a lot of time here. I also play games and write the TLSC Newsletter. The TLSC Newsletter is the reason why I'm where I am right now, not the post number.

People like Angel, who pay for these forums, have many times less posts than me but still contribute more than I do, since without these forums TLSC would die.

Make sense?

cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-

[Juggalo]

Crystal clear.

[Rubba Duck]

yup, i have a high post count yet, im useless at UT and CS:S :D

[Max_Faktor]

There's gotta be a competition out there for the dumbest person on the planet with a full set of chromosomes.
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ok.. i want to be the dumbest... so where do i enter the competition? and where can i get my hands on a set of those chomosomes??

[Rubba Duck]

i would like to enter it, how?

[Lt_Omega]

Hey that was a direct quote of mine (dumbest set of chromosomes) from the hillbilly thread. Thats frigging plagiarism/IP infringement.