Juggalo
Nov 15, 2004, @ 02:35 AM
I need you to spam the hell out of this guy. FinalCrisis2034
He just randomly IM's me saying shit like this:
FinalCrisis2034 [9:19 PM]: i want to take poop from an aids patient and smear it upon thy face
Conkersday [9:20 PM]: wqho r u?
FinalCrisis2034 [9:20 PM]: fuck i wanna take magic johnson's dick and stab you with it a thousand times
FinalCrisis2034 [9:21 PM]: take a box of dirty needles from a hospital
FinalCrisis2034 [9:21 PM]: and dump them all over your head
Conkersday [9:21 PM]: yeah, ok...
Conkersday [9:22 PM]: so How did u get my name?
Conkersday [9:24 PM]: so who th fuck r u?
Conkersday [9:27 PM]: are u fucking blind?! Answer me!
FinalCrisis2034 [9:27 PM]: answer you?
FinalCrisis2034 [9:27 PM]: id rather take a chew
FinalCrisis2034 [9:27 PM]: on a big fat leather shoe
FinalCrisis2034 [9:27 PM]: and drown till i turn blue
FinalCrisis2034 [9:27 PM]: i think that you're a jew
FinalCrisis2034 [9:28 PM]: ill cook you in a stew
FinalCrisis2034 [9:28 PM]: my middle name is drew
Conkersday [9:28 PM]: yeah ok...
Conkersday [9:29 PM]: well, fuck u drew
FinalCrisis2034 [9:29 PM]: my skin is a reddish hue
FinalCrisis2034 [9:29 PM]: the cow says moo
FinalCrisis2034 [9:29 PM]: your mother knows kung fu
Conkersday [9:29 PM]: omg... your an idiot
FinalCrisis2034 [9:29 PM]: but cant pay her legal due
FinalCrisis2034 [9:30 PM]: why?
FinalCrisis2034 [9:30 PM]: because im fly?
FinalCrisis2034 [9:30 PM]: because your mother is a guy?
FinalCrisis2034 [9:30 PM]: because you eat pumpkin pie
FinalCrisis2034 [9:30 PM]: ?
Conkersday [9:30 PM]: yeah ur fly cause u can rhyme like pansy
FinalCrisis2034 [9:30 PM]: or is it because im high?
FinalCrisis2034 [9:30 PM]: go clean your filthy stye
FinalCrisis2034 [9:31 PM]: conkersday
FinalCrisis2034 [9:31 PM]: some might even say
Conkersday [9:31 PM]: what//////
FinalCrisis2034 [9:31 PM]: he went off and turned gay
FinalCrisis2034 [9:31 PM]: on one fateful day
FinalCrisis2034 [9:31 PM]: when he saw that stupid play
FinalCrisis2034 [9:32 PM]: and ran off with the dj
FinalCrisis2034 [9:32 PM]: fucking him in the hay
FinalCrisis2034 [9:32 PM]: and his life turned gray
FinalCrisis2034 [9:32 PM]: he cried day after day
FinalCrisis2034 [9:32 PM]: all the way
FinalCrisis2034 [9:32 PM]: until the month of may
FinalCrisis2034 [9:32 PM]: when he hit a blue jay
FinalCrisis2034 [9:33 PM]: with his 85 chevrolet
FinalCrisis2034 [9:34 PM]: and had sex with a man named clay
FinalCrisis2034 [9:34 PM]: and in the back seat did they lay
FinalCrisis2034 [9:34 PM]: with his cock he did play
FinalCrisis2034 [9:35 PM]: and he threw him into the bay
He never shuts up.
He just randomly IM's me saying shit like this:
FinalCrisis2034 [9:19 PM]: i want to take poop from an aids patient and smear it upon thy face
Conkersday [9:20 PM]: wqho r u?
FinalCrisis2034 [9:20 PM]: fuck i wanna take magic johnson's dick and stab you with it a thousand times
FinalCrisis2034 [9:21 PM]: take a box of dirty needles from a hospital
FinalCrisis2034 [9:21 PM]: and dump them all over your head
Conkersday [9:21 PM]: yeah, ok...
Conkersday [9:22 PM]: so How did u get my name?
Conkersday [9:24 PM]: so who th fuck r u?
Conkersday [9:27 PM]: are u fucking blind?! Answer me!
FinalCrisis2034 [9:27 PM]: answer you?
FinalCrisis2034 [9:27 PM]: id rather take a chew
FinalCrisis2034 [9:27 PM]: on a big fat leather shoe
FinalCrisis2034 [9:27 PM]: and drown till i turn blue
FinalCrisis2034 [9:27 PM]: i think that you're a jew
FinalCrisis2034 [9:28 PM]: ill cook you in a stew
FinalCrisis2034 [9:28 PM]: my middle name is drew
Conkersday [9:28 PM]: yeah ok...
Conkersday [9:29 PM]: well, fuck u drew
FinalCrisis2034 [9:29 PM]: my skin is a reddish hue
FinalCrisis2034 [9:29 PM]: the cow says moo
FinalCrisis2034 [9:29 PM]: your mother knows kung fu
Conkersday [9:29 PM]: omg... your an idiot
FinalCrisis2034 [9:29 PM]: but cant pay her legal due
FinalCrisis2034 [9:30 PM]: why?
FinalCrisis2034 [9:30 PM]: because im fly?
FinalCrisis2034 [9:30 PM]: because your mother is a guy?
FinalCrisis2034 [9:30 PM]: because you eat pumpkin pie
FinalCrisis2034 [9:30 PM]: ?
Conkersday [9:30 PM]: yeah ur fly cause u can rhyme like pansy
FinalCrisis2034 [9:30 PM]: or is it because im high?
FinalCrisis2034 [9:30 PM]: go clean your filthy stye
FinalCrisis2034 [9:31 PM]: conkersday
FinalCrisis2034 [9:31 PM]: some might even say
Conkersday [9:31 PM]: what//////
FinalCrisis2034 [9:31 PM]: he went off and turned gay
FinalCrisis2034 [9:31 PM]: on one fateful day
FinalCrisis2034 [9:31 PM]: when he saw that stupid play
FinalCrisis2034 [9:32 PM]: and ran off with the dj
FinalCrisis2034 [9:32 PM]: fucking him in the hay
FinalCrisis2034 [9:32 PM]: and his life turned gray
FinalCrisis2034 [9:32 PM]: he cried day after day
FinalCrisis2034 [9:32 PM]: all the way
FinalCrisis2034 [9:32 PM]: until the month of may
FinalCrisis2034 [9:32 PM]: when he hit a blue jay
FinalCrisis2034 [9:33 PM]: with his 85 chevrolet
FinalCrisis2034 [9:34 PM]: and had sex with a man named clay
FinalCrisis2034 [9:34 PM]: and in the back seat did they lay
FinalCrisis2034 [9:34 PM]: with his cock he did play
FinalCrisis2034 [9:35 PM]: and he threw him into the bay
He never shuts up.