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Cleary
Mar 29, 2005, @ 12:18 PM
ok it might be lame.. but try and get the best knock knock jokes here :D.
Knock Knock
who's there?
little old lady
LittleOldLadyWho
I didnt know you could Yodal!
LMAO!
Rubba Duck
Mar 29, 2005, @ 12:21 PM
*Knock Knock*
Who's there?
Bob
Ah hi Bob, come in.
Cleary
Mar 29, 2005, @ 12:24 PM
lol!
know knock
whos there?
johova witnesses
...
...
Hello?..... Helloooohoo
Justice
Mar 29, 2005, @ 12:37 PM
knock knock!
who's there?
RV.
RV who?
RV there yet?
cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-
Cleary
Mar 29, 2005, @ 12:43 PM
knock knock
who the fucks there?
fuckya
fuckya who
Rubba Duck
Mar 29, 2005, @ 12:44 PM
*Knock Knock*
Whos there?
*Knock Knock*
Whos there?
*Knock Knock*
Whos there?
*Knock Knock*
Whos there?
A deaf man.
Cleary
Mar 29, 2005, @ 12:46 PM
knock knock
whos there?
i see ya
i see yahoo?
use Google you dumbass!!!!!!!!!!!
Juggalo
Mar 29, 2005, @ 05:58 PM
*Shakes head and walks out of thread*
Cleary
Mar 29, 2005, @ 06:15 PM
*locks door* yay finnaly we got rid of him.
Juggalo
Mar 29, 2005, @ 06:18 PM
:|
:P
Rubba Duck
Mar 29, 2005, @ 09:08 PM
let him in, its cold and raining outside.
*Knock Knock*
Whos there
Juggalo
Juggalo who?
Juggalo, let me in or i'll fucking kill you.
*Places mine outside of door*
Juggalo
Mar 29, 2005, @ 09:09 PM
:rofl:
Cleary
Mar 29, 2005, @ 09:14 PM
hehehehe.
Rubba Duck
Mar 29, 2005, @ 09:15 PM
:D
Justice
Mar 29, 2005, @ 09:30 PM
:disagree:
This thread has turned lame after the quality of the knock knock jokes started to degenerate.
cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-
Rubba Duck
Mar 29, 2005, @ 09:33 PM
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jusice
Justice piss off! im not letting you in!
jk :)
Justice
Mar 29, 2005, @ 09:38 PM
Why would you ever let me in?
You know I would rape you, rob you of all your money, then kill you and dump your body into a maggot infested quicksand swamp anyway.
cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-
Cleary
Mar 29, 2005, @ 10:31 PM
but if i was In Ducks house watching TV.. i'd beat you over the head with the lamp then Slice you into many peices and serve up my famouse Justice delight
Tank0
Mar 30, 2005, @ 12:07 AM
knock knock
who's there
BOO
Boo Who
you dont have to start crying the knock knock jokes aren't that bad
Juggalo
Mar 30, 2005, @ 12:12 AM
Knock-Knock
Whose there?
The police
The police who?
The police, your whole family was killed in a car crash.
O.o
Rubba Duck
Mar 30, 2005, @ 09:27 AM
*Knock Knock*
Whos there?
Dead
Who's Dead?
This thread.
Elukka
Apr 6, 2005, @ 08:49 PM
Gold. :lol:
Justice
Apr 6, 2005, @ 09:08 PM
No, in order for it to work, it would have to be "Dead who?"
^^ Doesn't make any sense.
cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-
Rubba Duck
Apr 6, 2005, @ 09:49 PM
*Knock Knock*
Whos there?
Dead
Dead who?
This thread.
:agree: teh mastar of speeelinge! :agree:
eXoRciSt
Apr 7, 2005, @ 12:35 AM
This thead is FUCKING GAY.
Bentusi
Apr 7, 2005, @ 12:55 AM
Q: Whats the difference between babies and bowling balls?
A: You can't use a pitchfork to get bowling balls out of the back of a truck
eXoRciSt
Apr 7, 2005, @ 12:58 AM
:down:
Juggalo
Apr 7, 2005, @ 01:55 AM
Lol, that joke never gets old.
Rubba Duck
Apr 7, 2005, @ 04:09 PM
:sleep:
ilia
Apr 7, 2005, @ 04:28 PM
knock knock
whos there?
who
who who?
who who who who who ahhh yeah.. thats right baby! Keep it up!
Lt_Omega
Apr 7, 2005, @ 04:31 PM
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
How'd you know it was me :( ?
Cleary
Apr 7, 2005, @ 04:37 PM
errrm... ? ... !! .... ? .. !?... errrm Good Joke.
Lt_Omega
Apr 7, 2005, @ 04:41 PM
*Knock Knock*
Whos there?
Dead
Who's Dead?
This thread.
Knock, Knock jokes don't specifically have to follow a certain order. Ya can add a who at the beginning or at the end of the questions.
Justice
Apr 7, 2005, @ 08:57 PM
This thead is FUCKING GAY.
Ahh ... too bad Demon spelled "thread" wrong ...
:down:
cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-
Outrageous Cheek
Apr 7, 2005, @ 09:19 PM
:disagree:
This thread has turned lame after the quality of the knock knock jokes started to degenerate.
cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-
First off Rubba's > everyone elses.
Second Hey Justice...The thread was old the minute it was posted, simply because we just resorted to the lowest form of comedy:
Knock Knock jokes.
P.S. Demon got smote. GG justice.
Juggalo
Apr 7, 2005, @ 09:29 PM
Hi.
:spam:
Rubba Duck
Apr 7, 2005, @ 09:32 PM
>
thats grater than right??
if so: :D thanks :D
if not: :_(
Justice
Apr 7, 2005, @ 09:44 PM
Yes, he's saying your jokes were funnier than everybody else's.
Two points to Rubba for figuring out a benign mathematical symbol taught to 3rd graders.
cheers, and
-=</|Awesome Party!|\>=-
The Dark Messenger
Apr 7, 2005, @ 09:51 PM
Rubba...
/golfclap
Rubba Duck
Apr 10, 2005, @ 05:26 PM
*dark explodes for no reason*
Juggalo
Apr 10, 2005, @ 05:31 PM
*Rubba's Tonberry atacks him*
Rubba Duck
Apr 10, 2005, @ 09:30 PM
:(
i <3 'ed that tonberry...
ungreatful pest!
*shoots tonberry*
*tonberry steps forward*
oh crap...
Juggalo
Apr 10, 2005, @ 10:13 PM
*3 more Tonberrys here the shot and walk towards it*
The Dark Messenger
Apr 10, 2005, @ 10:29 PM
Don't worry, we can just run away, they'll never catch up to us!
*Turns around and starts running on spot*
Come on... They're getting closer... RUN!
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