The Monster Raving Loony Party

[Rubba Duck]

I think ive found the party im going to vote for:
http://www.omrlp.com/

just listen to their policies:

Tax credits will be paid to nice people. There will be a “total bastard” tax for everyone else.

In reaction to the old adage, “Children are so honest” we intend to reduce the age of standing for parliament from 21 to 5.

In the interests of fair education policy, under a loony government all children will automatically be given full marks in their exams.

We pledge to reduce class sizes by making the pupils sit closer to one another and issuing them with smaller desks. Any MP whose constituency sells off a school playing field for development will be required to relinquish their own back garden as a replacement sports facility for the school. All future Deputy Prime Ministers will be required to be fluent in at least one language to encourage the education system.

The number 13 will be abolished due to its longstanding unpopularity. The bus to Acton North will now not have a number on it but not much else will be affected. Therefore if you see a bus with no number on it, it will be going to Acton North. Please remember this for future reference.

Eton and Oxford will be relocated to Blackpool and Bognor Regis leaving the other Universities with a chance of a bigger intake.

The Houses of parliament will be demolished and replaced by a mobile parliament. This will allow MPs to be picked up in the mornings if their cars won’t start. It will also allow the public to see parliament at work and members will be able to wave to the public as it is going along. It will also cut out any necessity to have regional assemblies as it can park up at different towns and villages throughout the year. On the old site of parliament a large statue of Screaming Lord Sutch will be erected and a loony village will be built where it will be obligatory to enjoy yourself. Pogo sticks will be provided free of charge.

We will replace the House of Lords with the House of Cards, to make it easier for the Government to deal with.

4 wheel drive vehicles will only be allowed to drive off road, therefore stopping mothers picking up their children from school in them when they only live 100 yards down the road. They will also be wrapped in bubble wrap to make them safer.

Rather than to attempt re-opening disused railway lines we will put sound systems every 500 yards along the disused tracks which will play sound effects of old steam trains to keep railway loonies happy. When they choose to walk along the old railways nostalgically, men will be employed to throw buckets of soot over them every so often.

theres loads more, just take a look for yourself!

[Cleary]

harharhar i dont think they'll win some how

[Rubba Duck]

theyve got my vote tho

[amir]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
they hav my vote

[Karmashock]

too bad you can't vote huh... noob.

[The Dark Messenger]

If there's a loony will, there's a loony way :)

[Lucid Angel]

Well they have my vote. I especially like the bit on their website about creating a 99p coin, so that we no longer need to worry about loose change! Genius :oohoo:

[amir]

too bad you can't vote huh... noob.
I'll vote for my dad

[Cleary]

putting prices at 99p.. i thought that was a way to encorage people to give to charity!?

[Rubba Duck]

putting prices at 99p.. i thought that was a way to encorage people to give to charity!?
no, creating a 99p coin.

[amir]

The photoshop used on the sign of the loonry shop just let it down, it was so blatently oveous that it wernt real and was added in photoshop or a similar program

[Lucid Angel]

blaently oveous
huh? :wtf:

[amir]

Soz typo error fixed it now

[Rubba Duck]

hmm merchanse.....
woo hoo, a MRL t-shirt!

[Shackled Phoenix]

Hmm maybe we should get some people like this in the states... it'll be a good improvement to our government.

[Rubba Duck]

yup,
free ice cream for the over 60's and national service for the under 5's.
and a kelet and tonberry army!
mwahahahahaha!
:kelet: :kelet: :kelet: :kelet: :kelet: :kelet: :kelet:

[Cleary]

errm edited but still a mistake :P

[Rubba Duck]

errm edited but still a mistake :P

what is?

[Cleary]

amirs post ^^^^^^

[Justice]

Silly British people. America > Britain.

Enough said.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Rubba Duck]

Silly British people. America > Britain.

Enough said.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

id hate to be in a world where everything was sereious.

[Cleary]

if America ruled the word then anything that looks at someone crucked they nuke.

[Karmashock]

if America ruled the word then anything that looks at someone crucked they nuke.
if we ruled the world, then we wouldn't need nukes.


Look at south america. Do we need nukes to deal with them? What about canada? Look at powers we've defeated or are under our direct control... or strong influence.

All of them are harmless.

[Cleary]

or theyre scared to scared to threaten anyone with the fear of america nuking them.

[Karmashock]

nah... we're better then that... We've been able to do this since before nukes were even invented...

We make the offer of "cake or death" and most people choose cake.

[Rubba Duck]

nah... we're better then that... We've been able to do this since before nukes were even invented...

We make the offer of "cake or death" and most people choose cake.

gimme jelly anyday

[Justice]

Gimme a nuke.

I'll show the world how to use them.

;)

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Rubba Duck]

psst...
what country you going to bomb? france

[Cleary]

rubba Jelly is JAM in America.

and Cake or Death!? how about cake and death?

[The Dark Messenger]

Deathcake?

[Rubba Duck]

rubba Jelly is JAM in America.

and Cake or Death!? how about cake and death?

well i mean...err.... that wobbly stuff that comes in flavours of: green, red and orange.

As for cake or death, how bout you combine them: THE CAKE OF DEATH!!
Mwhahahahaha!

[Cleary]

mabey you could put poisen in the cake?
or feed them so much cake it fattens them up then eat them? like a witch.

[Rubba Duck]

how bout a cake the makes ppl spontaniously combust when they eat it?
combustocake!

[Cleary]

Spontainius human combustion has to be spontainius!


and how about a chronic dioria pill in the cake?.. you can die from dioria

[Shackled Phoenix]

rubba's talking about jello, not jam.. and we have jello, jelly and jam in the US. the difference is jelly is artificial crap, Jam is made with real fruits, usually with fruit chunks left in.

[amir]

Well, things wrong with americans,
You go on ranting and raving about how every human has the right to live and even if there living by machine they must live and you will shoot doctors who do abortions,
and yet you think every1 should have a gun ?
What do guns do, kill people.
You have the worste ever sense of humor, you go on about how powerful you are yet insist that we go to war with you,
and your so fucking serious about everything, i mean i was watching a tv show about people wearing stupid dressing and singing on a stage to the public, they were american, and they said that america takes things to serious "we cant have these people singing wearing silly dressing it will cause mass mahem and mass death, we must stop them"

[mOle]

Norway > Britain > all others > America

i rule!

btw... i bet they made that website while sitting in a room with fluffy walls in a white T shirt with their arms crossed

edit: cake the death of?
edit2: guns dont kill people, people kill people

[Karmashock]

The american right to bear arms goes to the core of our national creed.

We are the ultimate power. That includes having the right to be lethal.

[Cleary]

Yea Amir i actually stayed up all night once debating with KarmaShock about americas gun issue but he owned me in that convo!!! there is a perfect reason.. i'll let KarmaShock have the honours to telling.

[stats]

The lonny party won a seat last election btw...

[Karmashock]

It's not about pwning people unless they make a contest out of it. It's more important that you understand so that you get a better idea of who we are as a people.

The right be lethal does not give you the right to kill or the right to threaten. Simply the right to the option. Break the rules and pay the price. I think you'll find that our justice and penal system grant no breaks for those that abuse their freedom.

Can psychos abuse the system? Of course... however, they tend to only get away with that when they're the only ones packing.


There as an attempted college shooting a few years ago in Nebraska. A guy was mostly threatening a class... shooting a few rounds into the ceiling and such... who knows where it could have gone... anyway, some of the students that weren't in that class room went to get their guns from their cars... The guy shooting the place up was brought in without any loss of life.

There was also another incident where a little boy blew away a guy that was rapping his mother... guy kicked the door in and went at her... the boy's father had died from an industrial accident or something but he had taught his son how to shoot... pow.

Guns prevent a great many crimes with nothing more then apprehension. The famous line of "do you feel lucky" has a profound effect on criminals. In America cat burglary other such covert thefts are far more common then in the UK where the direct snatch and grab route is preferred.

you tell me which you prefer... a guy sneaking around because he's afraid of getting blown away in the attempt... or a guy that gets 5 of his mates together with some cricket bats and takes what he pleases?

Try that shit in Korea Town (Korean neighborhood right next to South Central in LA) and the shop keeper will turn your head into a canoe.

We are a free people and will not be de-clawed.
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The lonny party won a seat last election btw...
that's funny shit.... kind of scary too...

[Cleary]

*Claps* hehe, well recently on the news there has been the latest School shoot out this time worse than collenbine... on UK news it shows what type of websites the kid was going on.. www.nazi.com or some thing.. my brother said something like it happends almost every year around Hitlers birthday. ^^

[amir]

Yeah on the news there was a very recent shoot out i america where some kid kiled his grandad went to school kiled 7 people/kids and then shot himself........
The downsides, that is, but i do understand that there is upsides, if someone was raping my mum i'de wana shoot his head off to, cept in the UK we're not allowed guns, so i'de just have to go crazy and get my metal rounders bat or something......

[Cleary]

if someone was raping my mum
gee what an active imagination of the youth of today 8-)

[Juggalo]

worse than collenbine...

No, it wasen't worse. You must have heard/read it wrong. It was the worse SINCE Columbine. But it wasen't worse.

[Rubba Duck]

Yeah on the news there was a very recent shoot out i america where some kid kiled his grandad went to school kiled 7 people/kids and then shot himself........

that was the recent one. Some ppl are just insane and souldnt be allowed out of their padded cell, i dont exactly like the right to bear arms thingy but i can see its good points.

[Juggalo]

I have guns, for hunting! Is it a crime to hunt? I think not. Just because I have guns doesn't mean I'm going to go shoot up people.

[Cleary]

actually it depends on what and were you hunt!

i cant go into a zoo and start unloading rounds on animals there can i?
lol

[Juggalo]

What I hunt? Anytihng I can get a nucence(Fuck it, I don't want to spell right today) permit for. That means, Deer, Woodchuck, Crow, squirell, and fox.

When I hunt? Whenever I have the urge to. And I have a permit for it.


And who the fuck would go to a zoo to hunt? Only someone who was mentally unstable. (not me, but some of oyu people here would qualify:P)

[Rubba Duck]

actually it depends on what and were you hunt!

i cant go into a zoo and start unloading rounds on animals there can i?
lol

:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
shoot those fecking bannanas instead, you'd be doing the world a favour.

[The Dark Messenger]

Or this: :kelet:

Sure, the shot would just deflect off its 5-inch-thinck natural armour, and just serve to piss it off, but go ahead :)

And Juggalo, just because YOU won't use the gun to shoot up a school, well, a lot of people do. I believe the best solution is to arm everyone. EVERYONE. That's what Switzerland does, and they've only had one murder recently, and that was done by a foriegner.

[Cleary]

actually American films show guns off like arnold sdfsdfgskhdgager etc.

[Juggalo]

actually American films show guns off like arnold sdfsdfgskhdgager etc.

WTF are you talking about?!

[Cleary]

argh go watch bolin for collen bine again.. then talk to me.

[Juggalo]

Umm, I've seen that movie 6 time. I just don't know WTF your talking about.

[Cleary]

argh do i have to explain!?
put it this way.. the key to getting rid of gun crime would be to stop selling bullets at the local store.. and selling magazines of different gun types.. and even stop selling porn with girls and guns.

[Justice]

...

Last time I visited this thread, it was one page shorter.

Y'ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[amir]

...

Last time I visited this thread, it was one page shorter.

Y'ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!

:blink: Stop spamming justice, we all know your TRYING to catch up karma on posts, but it just aint gunna happen mate....... :-\

[Cleary]

hahahahaha pWned

[Rubba Duck]

and they've only had one murder recently
:wtf:
in how long exactly???]

...

Last time I visited this thread, it was one page shorter.

Y'ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

more, MORE, MORE POSTS ON MY THREAD!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHA!

[Juggalo]

*doesn't post*

<_<
>_>

shit...

[Justice]

*laughs at the futility of Juggalo's wishes*

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Juggalo]

*sends army of Juggalos/Juggalettes after Justice*

Hope you like psychopathic clowns!

[Rubba Duck]

and theres some tonberry reinforcements here if you need em. :up:

[amir]

STOP SPAMMING !!!!!!

It does my head in when i come to read an updated post and haveto go through aload of needless shit.

[Cleary]

yea Spam from Justice is getting on my last nerve,
Stop posting here starting from now!

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[Rubba Duck]

yea Spam from Justice is getting on my last nerve,
Stop posting here starting from now!

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ok

[Karmashock]

if someone was raping my mum i'de wana shoot his head off to, cept in the UK we're not allowed guns, so i'de just have to go crazy and get my metal rounders bat or something......
the kid was 9... and the other guy was overpowering his mom.

The gun makes everyone equal.
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I have guns, for hunting! Is it a crime to hunt? I think not. Just because I have guns doesn't mean I'm going to go shoot up people.
you're not allowed guns for hunting though. The second amendment to the consitution wasn't made to ensure that people could fucking hunt.


It's there so that if soldiers are used against the people, we can strike back with lethal force. It's also there to allow the individual to power to kill another person... Why give them that right? That power? Because it's our country. We own it and rule it. Any power that anyone else has comes from people like me.

Disarming the people would be like saying that the king can't own a gun.

Out of my cold dead hands, Karmashock.

[Cleary]

the kid was 9... and the other guy was overpowering his mom.

The gun makes everyone equal.
Well really it doesnt, you have to be mentally angrey with that person, agree that they should die or be a mainliac in self defence

its like if some one hold a gun to your chest and they are calm part of you would know they aint going to shoot you because they have no intention of.

but if some one holds a gun to your chest and is nervous and frightend then you better pray to god that he wont shoot you with short term thinking.

[Karmashock]

Well really it doesnt, you have to be mentally angrey with that person, agree that they should die or be a mainliac in self defence

its like if some one hold a gun to your chest and they are calm part of you would know they aint going to shoot you because they have no intention of.

but if some one holds a gun to your chest and is nervous and frightend then you better pray to god that he wont shoot you with short term thinking.
If an old lady points a gun at a burglar, that's going to slow him down a lot more then a steak knife.

You don't have to shoot for it to stop someone... in fact, usually people with guns just make it known that they have it. They fire a 'warning' shot. That warning shot stops most people in their tracks.

[Cleary]

If an old lady points a gun at a burglar, that's going to slow him down a lot more then a steak knife.
LMAO!

yea but old people can be intimidating as well

[Justice]

@ Billy:

Eat :spam:

More specifically, eat my :spam:

;)
cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[amir]

Ffs justice stop it ! your not gunna catch up karma so why try ? its just pissing everyone off

[Cleary]

lol, no harm done by that post m8.. he was just making sure Duck dont get the wrong idea lol.

ok every one breath.

[Justice]

:lol: amir.

I have no intentions of catching up with Karma. In fact, I'm posting less than I usually do. It seems that whenever I post, I'm trying to "play catch up" with Karma, right?

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Karmashock]

argh go watch bolin for collen bine again.. then talk to me.
that movie was bullshit and michael moore is a foaming tard.

that movie was filled with so many stupid lies that they've printed dozens of books just detailing them all... he's an idiot that preys on idiots... don't associate with him... even if you agree with him...

[Cleary]

lmao its a good movie tho.. afew intresting points...

btw i like hen there was a crowed of people around bush then michael moore asked a question and bush says something like "hey are you that michael moore? get a real job and move out from your parents" LMAO!!!!!

[Karmashock]

what are you talking about?

[Cleary]

im tqalking about a scene in the mmovie

[Justice]

I really enjoyed the interview with Terry Nichol's brother (or whoever it was) in Bowling for Columbine.

It made me laugh; it was so hilarious that he just practically gave away guilt because he couldn't answer questions straight.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Juggalo]

Just to piss people off, :spam:

[Justice]

*Whacks Juggs*

Behave yourself!

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Juggalo]

NEVAR!!!!

:spam:

[Karmashock]

I really enjoyed the interview with Terry Nichol's brother (or whoever it was) in Bowling for Columbine.

It made me laugh; it was so hilarious that he just practically gave away guilt because he couldn't answer questions straight.
he interviewed a lot people that never made it on to his movie.


If you interviewed a thousand people and they all made you look like a retard except for 5 that were stoned at the time you interviewed them... do you think it would be a bit misleading if you just published those 5 interviews? Because that's basically what Moore did. He HOURS of interview time with EACH of those people... and only took about 5 minutes or so from each... In a few cases he didn't use the interview at all. He exploits his editing power to the a PATHETIC extent.

It's quite literally...
I
like
gay
sex
It's fucking pathetic... it's so transparent while you're watching it too that you honestly feel sorry for him... that is until some Hollywood director calls it brilliant, then you want to just go wild with a shotgun on his sound stage. Because that nonsense is like someone that builds jet fighters for a living calling a paper air plane that can't make it two feet 'brilliant"... when it's obviously crap. No amount of awards can make crap anything but crap. nono, sorry. it's crap.

Any porn film will show more cinematographic talent then in any of his absolutely sad little reels.

Why is he popular? For the same reason that evangelical television broadcasts are popular. There are a LOT of believers out there… and they really don’t care how horribly the message is delivered so long as they’re singing their song. And while the religious nuts have the excuse that it’s their faith, the political hacks have no such excuse… they’re tools. They politics have encoded to a religious level and are therefore total and complete jokes.

Amor et Pax, karmashock.

[Rubba Duck]

Any porn film will show more cinematographic talent then in any of his absolutely sad little reels.

I want proff, of the video kind.... :jig:

[Karmashock]

I want proff, of the video kind.... :jig:
don't tempt me. :kelet:

[Juggalo]

:google:

[Rubba Duck]

don't tempt me. :kelet:

*tempts karma by giving him extra large shotgun*

[Karmashock]

*tempts karma by giving him extra large shotgun*
*takes one step back*

I'm not touching your 'shotgun'...


*goes back to the plant*
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1335000/images/_1336834_nuclear300afp.jpg

[The Dark Messenger]

Silicon inc?

[Karmashock]

Silicon inc?
nah... concrete... they're firm.

[Rubba Duck]

*goes back to the plant*
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1335000/images/_1336834_nuclear300afp.jpg

:rofl:

[Juggalo]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1335000/images/_1336834_nuclear300afp.jpg

TITTIES!!!

[Rubba Duck]

biiiiiiiiiiiig ones.

how you find pics like that karma i dont know....

EDIT:
*q sad music*
has this thread finally died?? nooooooo, nm just 6 posts short of 100 as well :(