Funniest Person in TLSC!!!

[Outrageous Cheek]

Do tell gents.

[Apocalypse]

thats the list? do i not get remembered for any of the putdowns i have put in the past 7 months?

[Captain Salazar Snowberry]

Wow, I'm not on that poll. I feel saddened. Even if I don't make funny comments all that much.

I'll inaved the US in my space tank!

[laserflip]

if you think im saying something funny, chances are im being totally serious...i really do believe all of this shit i say; its not just crap coming out of my face!

[Weavern]

b00n is the funniest no questions asked, just really? think about it and you will know why :oohoo:

[eXoRciSt]

Hey, 1 vote for me! ph33r meh!

Wait i voted for my self..

[DJTheBaron]

well voting for yourself sucks donkey

and demon, i love you honey, cmere

[Apocalypse]

I'm stuck between DJ and lard. DJ has some of the best putdowns ever and could make a brick cry and lard is on the same wave length as DJ but with more analytical quips.

[Marb]

Rowboat and pitchfork dude is in the lead!

[Apocalypse]

don't know why, i don't find his self indulgence humour one bit funny. MVB is too self obsessed to be funny.

DJ gets my vote. Good old british toilet humour

[Outrageous Cheek]

Sorry GI and Apoc, I was in a big rush. Besides lol in the other thread nobody voted for you guys to be on the list.

[Apocalypse]

LOL MVB straight on the defensive i see, so it's alright for you to claim that your active in my wife but it's not ok for me to slate you? way to go mr-one-rule-for-me-one-rule-for-everyone-else!

[MVB]

don't know why, i don't find his self indulgence humour one bit funny. MVB is too self obsessed to be funny.

DJ gets my vote. Good old british toilet humour

Reall nice asshole,
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative20.jpg

[Apocalypse]

So now you need pictures to do the talking for you? so much for the almighty MVB and his endless wit. My god MVB you CAN spit your dummy out like no-one else!

[MVB]

So now we see why Apoc never got any votes on the list. I know it's all you can do to jump into random attacks, bro', but it's ok -- we like you whether you try to be cool or not. <3 I know it hurt somehow that you weren't on the list and I was (not that I know why), but there's no need for you to get your panties in a bunch over it. Relax, cuz.

[Apocalypse]

Hardly hurt my feelings there laddy, I'm not the one trying to be cool, fucktard! Want your dummy back, i found it on the floor?

Your right tho, im not sure why your on the list either.

[MVB]

LOL, I like the desire to call me a fucktard. Touch a sensitive note, there, did I apoc?

[Apocalypse]

Not really, just following your lines of calling me an asshole. I am, however, starting to get concerned with 'touching' things and stuff.

[Apocalypse]

awwww you not playin any more? did i 'touch' a nerve then?

[Outrageous Cheek]

Whoa now I'm sorry I ever made this post at all.

Hey! You guys are both cool! The only reason I didn't put you on the list Apoc was because I forgot! You haven't posted to much in these new forums...Sorry you just kinda slipped my mind.

And You are both equally funny. So calm down.

[MVB]

I've always been concerned about "touching" things around you ... my ass is never safe with Apoc around. Ya Faggit

I <3 ya, man, really, I do ... you've just gotta realize it's totally plutonic.

[Apocalypse]

LOL master chef, im not that bothered about being included. I was only messin to begin with.

Even if i was the gayest man alive i wouldn't dream of touching your nasty ass, hell i wouldn't touch with justice's hands let alone my own.

[Outrageous Cheek]

Ok. Well guys please stop fighting. I don't know if you really are mad at eachother or what...

[Apocalypse]

I wouldn't call it a fight, it's far to one-sided, MVB can't cope with the truth so he had to resort to petty name calling and failed miserabley.

[MVB]

It's more like me pointing out how weak Apoc's backhanded attempt at an insult was, and of course the fact that it was based on an underlying belief he's better than me, which of course caused him to be upset that he wasn't on the list, even though he is well aware of the fact that he's never funny.

Besides, I don't really care when people insult me, b/c it's usually in good fun. Can't say the same about Apoc, though; he's a sensitive fuck.

[DJTheBaron]

so this is what its like when clowns cry

funny, bitter, bastards

you guys dont do well at kind of half attacking eachother but playing nice, either go all the way or dont waste our time with repeat posting that is sub justice in calbire

have you seen demons self proclaimed forum title, he lubs me so, and i lub him so much it hurts

[MVB]

DJ, don't get me started on how lame you are, spending all your time at home with your pringles and pining away for a woman in America who you'll never get a chance to bone again, due to American laws ruling the import of fat ugly Brits illegal. I like you without tears on your face, so stop now.

[DJTheBaron]

your only jealous i had 5 months off work to eat pringles and pine away, but then again your a student so you know what its like to waste months on end, granted you may do it with many fine yound ladies, or justice on a lonley night, but we've all been there

i stand by the bitter bastards line tho, bitter, bastards, yes

[DRAX]

who is the funniest person cuz i dont know but i would pick NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn but shes not up there and y cant you put all the people up there to be voted on

[DJTheBaron]

neb is "funny" in the sence that somethin aint quite right, not funny ha ha like most of the above

[DRAX]

lol MVB voted on his self and hes still going down

[DJTheBaron]

diviner is up there 2, why can u c who voted 4 who? im the only 1 voting 4 justice lol

[tom]

LOOK! I HAVE 101 VOTES!

I am too funneh.

[Apocalypse]

I'm the sensitive fuck? I noticed how you deleted your original reply to what i said at the beginning of all this. Your the one who got all pissy about this and now your trying to play it down? LMFAO!!! Your so full of yourself, it's a wonder Justice ever got up your ass with you being so far up it!

and your right, it was a backhanded attempt, thats all your worth.

[tom]

pwnt.

[DJTheBaron]

happy happy joyyyy joyyyy, happy happy joyyy joyyy

stealth remove thy self

during a quick convo tonight a sour, dry and generally bitter mvb very truley stated that im not actually a funny guy, i just sit here and abuse people, then went on to say, calling me funny is like saying sadam hussein, oh what a great guy, he mustard gassed all those people

wonder if im the next sadam hussien, should i start a poll?

[Outrageous Cheek]

Screw you stealth!! lol

Neb is funny? I guess...DJ put it pretty well I guess.

[Kraftwerk]

Truth be known I am the funniest one in tlsc without actually being tlsc atm. However if one was to dig past the layers of fluff and bullshit you would see that I am the funniest person alive. More so than most those 'hacks' we call comedians. On the other hand if I was that funny I would be doing something else atm , then again who knows. Yes I think this falls into the category of 'informative drivel'. Dont punish me.

[eXoRciSt]

Just put it this way, if you vote for DJ your gay (no offence apoc, and rest who voted for him, you werent informed).

[Justice]

I would have voted for DJ, but I went "President" and voted for myself.

:lol:

DJ, though, is still awesome and deserves to win. He's one of those people that has a gift ... he can make you laugh time and time again at the same joke, never getting tired of it.


cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[DJTheBaron]

i am not your clown, vote juistice

[Justice]

:rofl:

transfer all votes from DJ to me.

HAR.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Outrageous Cheek]

Oook.

*CH CH* ( that was the sound of me cocking a gun........fyi)

[Justice]

yeah.

and shooting yourself because you got 0 votes.

SERVED.

cheers, and
-=</|I amso so amazingly not funny HAR|\>=-

EDIT- Damn justice you went through alot of coding on that B-)

[Bentusi]

:-p

[Justice]

Watch out where you step, Bent.

THIS MEANS WAR.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[eXoRciSt]

Yeah, i have to admit DJ does make me laugh fucking hard (better when Justice is involved :D).

[Spulm]

I don't see my freaking name in there!
oh well, at least I got the title of a bloody pirate scum.

[DrunkenUno]

The only way Justice could be considered "funny" is if you consider the slightly freakish looking obviously retarded loser in your class "funny."

[/<yle]

your all fking retards! fuk off!

[RazielDemon]

Hm, anyone got a clue what's gotten in to MVB lately? He's acting a bit odd, I reckon, not his usual jolly self anymore...

[/<yle]

hes sexually frustrated, hes been away from his dolphins too long

[DJTheBaron]

he tried to get into a club, they said he wasnt on the list, he said dont you know who i am, im mvb, then he realised his godlike persona only applies to an internet forum, went home, and cried himself to sleep

i think its just a heavy dose of that thing they call reality, he'll have some free time to think when hes not as busy over christmas break, that way he gets to feel even worse

[MVB]

to be totally honest, I've been a little on the rough side lately; don't really know what exactly it is, but it's probably the 0-breaks nonstop school, work and upcoming job hunt and reentry into the real world, which has gone on for a year without break (the school, that is), since I took 17 credits over the summer

I'm just stressed
Thanks for bearin' w/ me you guys ... TLSC has still been -- as usual -- a fantastic release

[Ummon]

I had noticed that you needed a break myself MVB, and from studying from 4 am to 7 pm and then having to deal with my ex-ex girfriend (a bitching freaking psycopath) while driving a car or dealing with academic, RL, and other stressy matters, for 2.5 years, I can tell you that there are moments in life when all you need is to kill someone... Metaphorically speaking, of course. :rofl:

And by the way, I voted for Diviner, his humour tends to have class...

[Justice]

MVB has been turning to my posts as stress relief.

:)

Forum punching bag time.

cheers, and
-=</|I make People want to wash their mouths out with a shotgun. Just by living!|\>=-

[Bentusi]

well if you insist

[Justice]

That's actually a pretty good one bent.

Although, DJ or MVB would definitely beat you at it.

cheers, and
-=</|I wish people could see the lengthy html-ish text required to make my awesome party; God they'd laugh at me so hard|\>=-

[MVB]

Bentusi, the shotgun phrase is no longer funny. It's been overdone, and copied by others. Find a new one.

[Justice]

Actually, bent, here:

cheers, and
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[Bentusi]

whatever MVB, you have sex with dolphins

[Justice]

Yes.

Overabuse me more.

I invite more ownage.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Outrageous Cheek]

Yeah dude juicy that stuff is rediculous.

all that for a lame catch phrase?

:(

[MVB]

Bent, did you just use a joke that about a million people have used before? I think so. Dude, I know you're smarter and wittier than this; stop with the self-ownage.

[Kraftwerk]

Still say I am the funniest, but not within the confines of the stated requirements.

[Outrageous Cheek]

Humor us.

[DivinerSage]

Ok listen yall only Laseflip has actually made me wet myself on more than one occassion. Like the time he busted out :
"Hey yall see that footage of that guy being beheaded in iraq?"
and all of us were like ewwwww no!! and he replied
"Well I bet he was a fucking newb!!!!"
caught me totally off guard it was so tasteless it was hilarious.
His tactful verbal abuse of Octo is just great. As I recall ummon might not think hes too funny but his serious verbal sparring Ive seen him engage with people is A-1 funny ass shit. Like that time he totally pwned SUAS in a verbal argument so bad SUAS actually had nothing to say.

Oh and heres some humor for yall watch this!!!


http://media.ebaumsworld.com/jamesbrown.wmv


I wish he'd share whatever he was on with me.

OUUUHHH!!!! I FEEL GOOD!!!!!!!!

[eXoRciSt]

Actually, bent, here:

cheers, and
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So Justice has to write that shit everytime he posts, or does he cut and paste?

[DivinerSage]

Hey heres another one to add to the joke thats already been run into the ground but ...........Listen I dont care if anyones a dolphin fucker thats their perogative...... just dont look at me like I got fins and a blowhole.

[Apocalypse]

As much as i hate to stick up for MVB in the very thread im slating the humourless fucker in, please stop with the dolphin jokes. They are like the unfunniest thing ever.

[DJTheBaron]

I invented it/found it out, the rest of you just ran it into the ground

[Bentusi]

lets get something new then.. like baby pandas

[MVB]

DJ, you didn't invent it. Since before you even joined TLSC people made the obvious joke connection between my past time as a dolphin trainer and the joke of raping dolphins. Actually, the first people to use it were people over on the fish forums that I staff at, who made the even quicker connection, due to the fact that everyone on those forums is aquatically inclined.

[DJTheBaron]

i made it popular from my long dolphin/evidence post, i am the bestest

[Justice]

Yes, DJ did make it popular.

No, I have cut & pasted. Writing it out would be most detrimental to my spamming spree.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[eXoRciSt]

lol that fucking would and give you a major headache.

[Justice]

You do already. I don't need more.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[MVB]

Well, I'm in 2nd place, but a distant 2nd ... DJ has twice as many votes as me, as I voted for myself, and he did not, so in reality it's more like 8:4 instead of 8:5

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

Remember, no matter who wins, Neb is the funniest person in TLSC.
http://img79.exs.cx/img79/9895/nebconcept1.jpg

[Justice]

MVB.

So modest.

What a great guy.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[DivinerSage]

I remember the post that got the dolphin violation joke going....something about MVB measures dolphin testicles......... and he posted pictures of himself with dolpins and one of his chick with her friends or something and he said "shes the one on the right" or something to that effect but we were all like "OH that dolphins a She?" because we were implying that he was talking about the picture of him and a dolphin he posted.

[eXoRciSt]

Nebs turned gansta

hey i got another vote!!!11

[DJTheBaron]

neb isnt funny by choice, neb is "duh!"

demon isnt funny, demon is an iritating little shit, and stealth will have to give me flash access to this form so stephen hawkings may confirm it

[DivinerSage]

DJ Mr Hawkings just released his new theorum on the physics of the universe and it and it goes as such .... "Since it is proven time is but space only in an inverse proportion, the bounds of the universe are confirmed limitless, and the gravitational equation of the universe with all dark matter included is equal to demon isnt even in the least bit humerous and equates to hes an irritating little shit."

WOW that must have taken some serious string theory number crunching.

[Justice]

I'm 1st place, bitch.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[RazielDemon]

Heh, I'll have to start looking for the humor in what DJ sais, I've never realy tried that before...


Anyway, hope you get all spiffy again soon M :)

[Outrageous Cheek]

Raz man. Just talk to him on MSN, hes a friggin RIOT. Or maybe he's just really fun to talk to and shtuff.

[mOle]

where am i? im like more funny that all of u COMBINED! ill smack dat ass...

;)

now.. only thing i have to do is to h4xX ur forum and give me 100 votes.... np.. ill just use my paint skills and DRAW my name on the list and add a big ass statistic... and post the picture here... you all WILL BE FOOLED!

[eXoRciSt]

Your irittating DJ.

[Outrageous Cheek]

where am i? im like more funny that all of u COMBINED! ill smack dat ass...

;)

now.. only thing i have to do is to h4xX ur forum and give me 100 votes.... np.. ill just use my paint skills and DRAW my name on the list and add a big ass statistic... and post the picture here... you all WILL BE FOOLED!

:lol:

Sorry...I'v never even seen you post ^_^...

And I never play any of the games that TLSC does. 'Cept for Halo 2...And only THE most annoying TLSC member plays that. :lol:

[Delta]

:lol: poor chef having to put up with keeper... and also towards demon.... i ahve been tryin to keep my mouth closed as long as i could about ur little irritating ass but i can't anymore.... everytime u try to bash dj it hurts urself so why don't u just stfu and that way u can't give dj anymore material to bash u with :P okay :thumbsup:

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

I really should be on that list. I'm like... the funniest person ever!

[Delta]

ummm no just a really good spammer :P

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

No, I really am funny! :blink:

[Justice]

Haha.

You really think so? I don't think I'm funny ... I just think I'm entertaining because I'm irritating.

:pointandl

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[MVB]

OMGZ I GOTS ANOTHER VOTE
even if I somehow tied DJ, I'd think he should win, since -- again -- I voted for myself, and he didn't

[DJTheBaron]

i am not here for your amusement, however on average 25-30% of the board have been in my favor for the length of this poll

its all or nothing, i should have 100% or none at all

you pack of cunts

[eXoRciSt]

Spulm voted for me. losers

[MVB]

Well, we should obviously have a run-off between the top 2, for DJ to feel better about his overwhelmingly unfunny funniness.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

We should have a poll for the dumbest person in TLSC!

[MVB]

You're really desperate to win something, eh Neb?

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

Ya! I only won that game from Blacksand... I want to win at more stuff!

[DJTheBaron]

We should have a poll for the dumbest person in TLSC!
that would have to be neb, demon, keeper,or that new guy, oh or lance

[Justice]

Haha.

I'm in 3rd place, biatches.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[laserflip]

lol you two... what are you even arguing about?

[laserflip]

that would have to be neb, demon, keeper,or that new guy, oh or lance

and BTW, dj...your in 2nd place for dumbest ! :D

[ToxicGene]

if you think im saying something funny, chances are im being totally serious...i really do believe all of this shit i say; its not just crap coming out of my face!

Funniest funny thing!

[Justice]

Laser....


that doesn't matter, seeing as Demon got like 70% of the vote.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-