GIVE ME ATTENTION!! For 29 years of service, I deserve it. :) [Archive]

Mistress Crystal

Mar 14, 2005, @ 05:54 PM

:)

My birthday is on the 18th, but I'll be away from the 17th-21st.

You may begin your professions of love and appreciations. I will be accepting gifts of bigger boobs, ultimate knowledge, ego inflation, an entire soveriegn nation to rule, a new patch for DoW, and immediate personal gratification on demand.... but not much else. I'll be setting up a PO box that you guys can forward these gifts to, or you can just PM them to me. :)

:banana: Now get started!

Apocalypse

Mar 14, 2005, @ 06:10 PM

Bigger boobs? No offense but you can suck my left bollock, i haven't seen your first set yet?

Mistress Crystal

Mar 14, 2005, @ 06:11 PM

Doesn't matter. Gimme.

Outrageous Cheek

Mar 14, 2005, @ 06:12 PM

I'll be ur slave, a special kind ;)
MORE breastage? Isn't DD enough?
I think so...DDD is sick IMO

:lol:

Oh I know! This is my special gift...Since I'm not a plastic surgeon, or anyone who works at like sierra or whatever lol.

You contact me give me some future notice I'll provide PLENNNNTy o nekkid pix Omghi2me.

stats

Mar 14, 2005, @ 06:12 PM

Wow apoc, you let out that a: you want to see her tits amd b: you want her to teabag you in one sentence.... disturbing.

I will gift you by becoming so good at DoW you wont be able to beat me again after a month... happy birthday matey :)

Mistress Crystal

Mar 14, 2005, @ 06:19 PM

..... getting beat in a month wasn't on my list, stats. :(

And I haven't recieved a single nation yet. What's taking so long!

P$Ü(||0

Mar 14, 2005, @ 06:25 PM

you can have holland if you want ( including marbzz )

Apocalypse

Mar 14, 2005, @ 06:30 PM

Give me a pic and i'll pay for your boob job ;)

ilia

Mar 14, 2005, @ 06:45 PM

I <3 Misty!! My E-girlfriend :P

Happy B-day my dear! :D

Hanna

Mar 14, 2005, @ 07:06 PM

Happy birthday, my dear. :)

Well, you *know* I've offered you all that and more, but you turned me down, sweetcakes. ;)

Regardless, we are friends and you will -- should you choose -- have one of the best friends you've ever had, should you wish to pursue the friendship further. That's all I have to give and I give it freely. Remember, you picked me.

(In the interest of our no-flirting contract, I shall redact any of the extremely naughty comments I would have written had I any ability to designate reality from fantasy.)

Love,

Hanna

Outrageous Cheek

Mar 14, 2005, @ 07:10 PM

Lol Hanna, m'lady, those words don't come as a joke to Crystal O_O

By that I mean..She goes either way *points at Misstress*

ONOS

The Fell Hand

Mar 14, 2005, @ 07:17 PM

I'm thinking hanna knows that better than you ;)

stats

Mar 14, 2005, @ 07:38 PM

I was just speaking to laser on MSN missy, he said; that for your birthday, he will let you choke him with your clit.

The Fell Hand

Mar 14, 2005, @ 07:41 PM

:ponder:

Marb

Mar 14, 2005, @ 07:41 PM

you can have holland if you want ( including marbzz )

Take Germany! And all of the ChEaT0rS that live in it. (Everyone.)

amir

Mar 14, 2005, @ 07:47 PM

Happy birthday i'm to little to want to see ya tities, at the moment :P, but we all love ya !!
Not as much as they love me <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Outrageous Cheek

Mar 14, 2005, @ 08:37 PM

I was just speaking to laser on MSN missy, he said; that for your birthday, he will let you choke him with your clit.

...

So wrong. And disrespectfull. And sick omg.

The Fell Hand

Mar 14, 2005, @ 08:44 PM

You mean so laser :lol:

laserflip

Mar 14, 2005, @ 09:02 PM

i never said that stats. i shall have my revenge.

MVB

Mar 14, 2005, @ 09:26 PM

Come visit the DC area and I'll buy you a drink.

Until then all you get is a "Happy Birthday."

Flo

Mar 14, 2005, @ 09:27 PM

Well I know it is not the 18th yet but anyway. 8-)

Happy Birthday Mistress and may you have many many more. :up:

:toast: :drink:

Weavern

Mar 14, 2005, @ 09:37 PM

Have some attention! *tosses a big bag of attention* Spend the week having fun and dont forget to have a few drinks. :drink:

The Dark Messenger

Mar 14, 2005, @ 09:40 PM

Don't go slipping anything into them drinks MVB, you dirty bastige ;)

Tank0

Mar 14, 2005, @ 09:44 PM

you are my fav mistress and since you allready received holland and germany i would offer you luxemburg .

happy birthday

PS :
its not the size of the boobs its how you use them

The Fell Hand

Mar 14, 2005, @ 09:49 PM

Take Canada. I have a lot of dutch friends, I want free travel passes to go see em :). Passes, u know, the ones you can give out when you own teh world :P

amir

Mar 14, 2005, @ 10:01 PM

Your not having the UK thats mine, so dont get any idea's.

The Dark Messenger

Mar 14, 2005, @ 10:07 PM

No, have it... Think of what she'll use it (and us, its inhabitants) for ;)

Hickory

Mar 14, 2005, @ 10:27 PM

:up: :up: Well, happy birthday, lady! I'm interested in helping you get a boob job, so like Apocalypse mentioned I too will need a picture. I, of course, will not look at the picture. I'll simply forward it to "Extreme Makeovers: Boobs Edition". Good luck getting on the show! :D

Shackled Phoenix

Mar 14, 2005, @ 10:30 PM

Since you already get immediate personal gratification on demand from me....

I'm working on that country thing, but those damn chileans turned out to be fiesty bastards.

Frael

Mar 14, 2005, @ 10:44 PM

well... happy b-day misty ^____^ you can get this of many funny looking pics of meeeh :D
http://img75.exs.cx/img75/1890/picture44xg.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Justice

Mar 14, 2005, @ 10:52 PM

HB MC

:)

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

Larsson7

Mar 14, 2005, @ 10:56 PM

Have a great birthday, Mistress!

Fake edit: best lips ever

Mistress Crystal

Mar 14, 2005, @ 11:09 PM

rofl Frael - awesome. ;) That's a good gift.

MVB - I don't drink, but if you'll buy me a jug of good orange juice, I'll consider it an olive branch for your selfish refusal to give me ultimate knowledge. :/ The only thing in my list unaccounted for as of yet.

As for the rest of you, I'm very appeased and it's all much appreciated... but don't stop there! I'm a greedy, brazen bitch! I want it all!!!

Frael

Mar 14, 2005, @ 11:10 PM

your welcome missy ^^ hehe.. glad u liked it :P got tons more.. dunno guess i just look wierd.. :P

MVB

Mar 14, 2005, @ 11:13 PM

I don't have ultimate knowledge to share, Mistress. Orange Juice will suffice, but you'll still have to find your way to the DC area first.

Outrageous Cheek

Mar 14, 2005, @ 11:22 PM

your welcome missy ^^ hehe.. glad u liked it :P got tons more.. dunno guess i just look wierd.. :P

Tons more..Hmm? You got any uhhh...*looks around..whispers in Frael's ear*

Outrageous Cheek

Mar 14, 2005, @ 11:24 PM

Thank you justice. But it's not my birthday, unfortunatly. :'(

Missy, read mah PM...Don't worry it's totally PG....

;) Or is it? *Porn guitar kicks in* Buwohpowooahpow...

The Fell Hand

Mar 14, 2005, @ 11:33 PM

porn guitar :lol:...damn...my pr0n muzak onomatopeia have been st0led...i have no more joke...:-/

Shackled Phoenix

Mar 14, 2005, @ 11:34 PM

:fuctup: :stupid: :nyah: :ass:

Mistress Crystal

Mar 15, 2005, @ 01:09 AM

I'm considering it, Chef. ;)

Outrageous Cheek

Mar 15, 2005, @ 01:11 AM

:hail:

Yes m'lady.

Like I said, don't feel like it would be a burden to me, really. It's a source of enjoyment, for me, ESP when people are happy with it.

Rofl@ everyone else...they are prolly thinking I'm talking about mansechs...with women...

Tank0

Mar 15, 2005, @ 01:32 AM

to b honoust :

i simply don t wonna know , and you really dont wonna know what i am thinking

elliot/obee1

Mar 15, 2005, @ 01:34 AM

chef m'lady......:P

mistress i suggest u have a Bat-Mitzvah (its like a jewish first holy comunion only u read from the bible and u get 4000+ dolla) -good stuff and even if u suck u still get money u could start cussing and they wouldnt care.

Mistress Crystal

Mar 15, 2005, @ 03:34 AM

lol He wants to draw my portrait. :P

Tigre

Mar 15, 2005, @ 05:19 AM

HB Mistress!!

stats

Mar 15, 2005, @ 09:40 AM

You love it laser! unf! So anyway mistress - i can give you ultimate knowlege. But i will have to do it throught the medium of rhym. For your first lesson:

In days of old, when men were bold, and women weren't invented.
They did drill holes in telegraph poles, and they were quite contented.

When you have digested it properly and gained your first step on the ladder of ultimate knowlege, let me know and i will give you your next installment.

Rubba Duck

Mar 15, 2005, @ 10:31 AM

heres my prez:
a small town in Zimbabwe: Wankie!

Apocalypse

Mar 15, 2005, @ 10:43 AM

( Mrs Apoc here) Well happy b'day Miss Crystal, for your b'day i shall give you me all day and all night. Fancy some fun oh beautiful one

RazielDemon

Mar 15, 2005, @ 01:42 PM

Apoc, MRS Apoc, I think you guys have some things to work out... :P

mOle

Mar 15, 2005, @ 01:55 PM

for a gift i will throw in my 2 cents

Gongratulations! may good luck and ultimate knowledge follow you!
and we all all cross ou fingers for a DoW patch... dont we?

:kelet: kelet says omfg good B-Day too

:oohoo: :oohoo: :oohoo: :oohoo: :oohoo: when is teh party? :oohoo: :oohoo: :oohoo: :oohoo: :oohoo:

Mistress Crystal

Mar 15, 2005, @ 04:42 PM

Oooooohhh my...

Leash & collar? Check...
Leather paddle? Check...
Hugo& strap? Check...
Video camera? Check...

Getting serviced by Apoc's wife at my leisure = Damn good b-day gift! :D

Rubba Duck

Mar 15, 2005, @ 05:26 PM

u fergot the whip

Bentusi

Mar 15, 2005, @ 05:28 PM

apoc should get a threesome

Outrageous Cheek

Mar 15, 2005, @ 05:35 PM

Oooooohhh my...

Leash & collar? Check...
Leather paddle? Check...
Hugo& strap? Check...
Video camera? Check...

Getting serviced by Apoc's wife at my leisure = Damn good b-day gift! :D

Pulls out tan pastelle.

Sets up paper.

When it's finished...I think i shall call it: Seduction in the key of DD.

*Takes another looks at mistress*

No...On second thought it will be called: Seduction in the key of A FLAT.

OWCH

Tigre

Mar 15, 2005, @ 06:18 PM

Oooooohhh my...

Leash & collar? Check...
Leather paddle? Check...
Hugo& strap? Check...
Video camera? Check...

Getting serviced by Apoc's wife at my leisure = Damn good b-day gift! :D

When you get "done", you can come visit my good friend Porsche Lynn at her "Den"..........(google it guys, you'll love it)

allied56

Mar 15, 2005, @ 06:41 PM

:hail: google images rocks :hail:

amir

Mar 15, 2005, @ 06:42 PM

No, have it... Think of what she'll use it (and us, its inhabitants) for ;)
Good point, have the UK to, aslong as you use us :) :oohoo:

TaiNteD

Mar 15, 2005, @ 07:09 PM

Happy B-day there Misty. I suppose I need to look in t he General Discussions more often. :P Now...what to get joo... *Thinks* *Thinks harder* *Explodes*

amir

Mar 15, 2005, @ 07:11 PM

I usualy just look on new post's lol

Elysium

Mar 15, 2005, @ 08:01 PM

Happy birthday from Holland missy!

Apocalypse

Mar 15, 2005, @ 10:23 PM

OMG, Apoccy's gonna get a threesome.

*does a little victory jig*

Tigre

Mar 16, 2005, @ 12:08 AM

We want video Apoc!!

Karmashock

Mar 16, 2005, @ 12:47 AM

an entire soveriegn nation to rule

How about Argentina?
http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/maps/ar-map.gif
http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/flags/ar-lgflag.gif

Argentina is the perfect country for a female dictator... enjoy.

Amor et Pax, Karmashock.

Justice

Mar 16, 2005, @ 01:07 AM

Female dictator?

Hmmm ... you might want to try Egypt instead ...

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

Polaris

Mar 16, 2005, @ 01:14 AM

PLEASE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAKE MEXICO

Pulls out tan pastelle.

Sets up paper.

When it's finished...I think i shall call it: Seduction in the key of DD.

*Takes another looks at mistress*

No...On second thought it will be called: Seduction in the key of A FLAT.

OWCH
that was pretty good. didnt laugh, though

Karmashock

Mar 16, 2005, @ 01:42 AM

Female dictator?

Hmmm ... you might want to try Egypt instead ...
How was she worth anything? She's only famous for being a woman and shagging a Roman general.

Trust me, Argentina is the France (better really, no French people :D ) of south America. Great fashion, excellent food, and the people are already nice and submissive.

Polaris

Mar 16, 2005, @ 01:47 AM

go ahead and conquer all of central and south america while youre at it

NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn

Mar 16, 2005, @ 01:51 AM

I'll give you a hug for your bday. *hugs Mistress*

Karmashock

Mar 16, 2005, @ 01:52 AM

it's already been conquered... it's just a question of who's ruling them. All you need is to cap the leader in the head, and put in someone knew... I'll got the bullets if she's got the plane tickets.

Bentusi

Mar 16, 2005, @ 01:54 AM

*watchs Mistress' hand snake up Neb's shirt*

sorry.. had to write it. Though now I'm getting images of the two of you being fat naked men.. ewwww

Karmashock

Mar 16, 2005, @ 02:19 AM

http://www.tribuneindia.com/2003/20030412/s3.jpg

Polaris

Mar 16, 2005, @ 02:29 AM

that guy in the background must be a sadist

Karmashock

Mar 16, 2005, @ 02:31 AM

why? Oh, i cut out the bottom so you don't see where his wing wong is going...

One word... Auto-erotic-asphyxiation.

Eadig

Mar 16, 2005, @ 05:22 AM

For Birthday Gift... I give... me... and with me comes deep understanding of many many things... and... uncanny insight... it's prolly about as close as you are gonna get to ultimate knowledge without your head esplodin'

and then there's the option of dirty things... cause I'm not jailbait like most of these perves :D

(edit) "face full of alien wing-wong" hehehe

Psy

Mar 16, 2005, @ 05:54 AM

:toast:

18th eh oki -:

http://www.2cool.net/Coolpics/bodyart/pisces3.jpg

Karmashock

Mar 16, 2005, @ 06:29 AM

OH! Bent... Porn! :D

Rubba Duck

Mar 16, 2005, @ 07:47 PM

Porn??!!
Where??
I must know!!!

Elysium

Mar 16, 2005, @ 07:53 PM

under my pillow :errr:

Weavern

Mar 16, 2005, @ 09:02 PM

I wonder if anyone would catch that one psy :toast: Now is that body art or the projection?

allied56

Mar 16, 2005, @ 09:16 PM

happy b/day
and i also love it how karma brings politics into this thread...

Outrageous Cheek

Mar 16, 2005, @ 10:26 PM

Omg that was some hairy water p5y!

I think Karma called p5y, bent.

Justice

Mar 17, 2005, @ 12:05 AM

:wtf:

You people really need to learn how to stop threads from turning into pointless squabbles/political flamefests

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

Outrageous Cheek

Mar 17, 2005, @ 12:10 AM

Your lookin at the Master of Fantastic Nonsense.

P.S. I need to shave. How bout you justice? How's your 'stash?

Mistress Crystal

Mar 17, 2005, @ 01:40 AM

Quiet, Justice. This is all for my benefit.

Bring your spam and sacrifice it at my altar! I want the biggest, most extravagent and ridiculous birthday thread -EVER-! MOOREE!!! MOOOORRREEEE ATTENTIONNNN!!!! :D

Good picture, PSy, Pisces forever!

Eadig

Mar 17, 2005, @ 01:57 AM

WieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeNER!!!

Death Durron

Mar 17, 2005, @ 06:23 AM

Happy upcoming birthday!...Here's some food for the party....

Here's some sushi
http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1162/nemo3kg.th.jpg (http://img116.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img116&image=nemo3kg.jpg)

Some condiments
http://img116.exs.cx/img116/3692/10951439324139aw.th.jpg (http://img116.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img116&image=10951439324139aw.jpg)

The main dish
http://img116.exs.cx/img116/680/sexychick8bw.th.jpg (http://img116.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img116&image=sexychick8bw.jpg)

And the dessert
http://img61.exs.cx/img61/796/icecreamcones7hj.th.jpg (http://img61.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img61&image=icecreamcones7hj.jpg)

And here's a copy of Unreal Tournament as a small present, I hope you got a floppy drive.
http://img61.exs.cx/img61/7731/pic1pp.th.jpg (http://img61.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img61&image=pic1pp.jpg)

Enjoy!

Psy

Mar 17, 2005, @ 06:33 AM

I wonder if anyone would catch that one psy Now is that body art or the projection

body art

Omg that was some hairy water p5y!

I think Karma called p5y, bent.

i think you got me confused with the new psy...

Karmashock

Mar 17, 2005, @ 10:43 AM

I have no idea what any of you people are talking about... Chew on a fist full of broken glass and try again.

Outrageous Cheek

Mar 17, 2005, @ 01:17 PM

body art

i think you got me confused with the new psy...

Me? You kiddin? :hail: to the oldschool psy!

I know who u are silly!

MVB

Mar 17, 2005, @ 01:43 PM

I still haven't heard anything about an MC visit to DC. I'm disappointed.

Psy

Mar 17, 2005, @ 03:54 PM

you spelled it p5y which is the other dude....

Outrageous Cheek

Mar 17, 2005, @ 04:13 PM

What's an MC?

Oh sorry psy. I was pretty sure on MSN it said p5y. But maybe that WAS "they other dude..."

Rubba Duck

Mar 17, 2005, @ 08:24 PM

I have no idea what any of you people are talking about... Chew on a fist full of broken glass and try again.

why a fist full, couldnt a bottle do?
n e way:
*eats glass*
i think ive found a new hobby!

Polaris

Mar 17, 2005, @ 09:09 PM

What's an MC?
mistress crystal, genius

Eadig

Mar 17, 2005, @ 09:10 PM

MVB = DENIED!!

:rofl:

laserflip

Mar 18, 2005, @ 01:44 AM

I still haven't heard anything about an MC visit to DC. I'm disappointed.

your such a faggot. all this time you lie and shit saying you arent pussywhipped by the mere fact that she is a woman, and...cmon dude. i thought you were more of a man than that to be the bitch like this to an online fatty. you oughta stick to dolphins, because at least they dont try to leech and take control of anything. fucker.

MVB

Mar 18, 2005, @ 02:08 AM

I have a girlfriend, and think Mistress is a cool person who'd be fun to hang out with. You're a little fagtard. <3

Justice

Mar 18, 2005, @ 04:13 AM

Does Flippiepoo (hehe, sounds like a dolphin name) have a girlfriend?

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

Weavern

Mar 18, 2005, @ 05:17 AM

If he's like this in person it would be an act of god and proof he exists!

Outrageous Cheek

Mar 18, 2005, @ 05:21 PM

Mistress is a cool person who'd be fun to hang out in bed with.

Well that's common knowlege.

Eadig

Mar 18, 2005, @ 08:12 PM

OH!! Illegal use of teh Quotes!!

5 Min Misconduct Cheffy!!

Outrageous Cheek

Mar 18, 2005, @ 10:25 PM

OH!! That feels good!!! Lil bit to the left!!

5 more Mins Cheffy!! Cmon! Pllzzzzzzzzzzz

GrossNESS

5 mins!?! OMG.

Living in canada is punishment enough!

:oohoo:

laserflip

Mar 18, 2005, @ 10:31 PM

I have a girlfriend, and think Mistress is a cool person who'd be fun to hang out with. You're a little fagtard. <3

no you dont, no she isnt, no im not.

and @ justice, yes i do.

MVB

Mar 19, 2005, @ 01:55 AM

eXoRciSt

Mar 19, 2005, @ 07:13 AM

Happy birthday mistress. we expect birthday suit pics!!

j/k j/k

laserflip

Mar 19, 2005, @ 04:19 PM

Drunk's met my girlfriend. gg u lose

Mistress is cool IMO, and eccentric enough to be an interesting hang. I don't care what your opinion on her is.

Yes you are you and drunk have hot steamy fagborn mansechs all the time.

He told me so.

two of those are negated by the fact that drunk drops so much acid and smokes so much weed that he has lost touch with reality and cant tell the difference between what's real and what's a hallucination anymore. and the one in the middle? your just a weird motherfucker

MVB

Mar 19, 2005, @ 04:48 PM

Yes but you're still a fag.

Rubba Duck

Mar 19, 2005, @ 09:38 PM

chill out, have a dance :jig: !

Tayos

Mar 19, 2005, @ 09:44 PM

:oohoo:

Psy

Mar 19, 2005, @ 09:52 PM

Happy birthday mistress. we expect birthday suit pics!!

you are not old enough boy

DJTheBaron

Mar 20, 2005, @ 10:58 AM

laser forever the ignorant fuck, demon forever the bitch of the boards, mvb forever fighting useless battles then getting depressed and going home, drunk forever ball deep in man anus, chef forever hyper while masturbating to the internet, eatig forever john doe as i know not who the fucker is

Justice

Mar 20, 2005, @ 02:50 PM

I'm surprised ... I'm not on DJ's list.

:O

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

Outrageous Cheek

Mar 20, 2005, @ 06:35 PM

DJTheBaron

Mar 20, 2005, @ 10:18 PM

the list only included all the gimps on forum page 5 before my post

gimps

Outrageous Cheek

Mar 21, 2005, @ 12:34 AM

*Dr phil voice*

YOU'RE a banana bouncer!

Mistress Crystal

Mar 22, 2005, @ 12:21 AM

YAY!!! 5 PAGES!!! :D

I win - best birthday thread ever, ya'll are the best. ;)

BTW - I'm back!

And - for the record - It's still very much an option to make the IRL meet in july is it? I just don't like committing until I'm positive. Summer is a very busy time for me.

Bentusi

Mar 22, 2005, @ 01:12 AM

5 pages of :spam:

and thus, disqualified

Shackled Phoenix

Mar 22, 2005, @ 01:16 AM

It's a birthday thread... it was made to be spammed.

Justice

Mar 22, 2005, @ 01:18 AM

Maybe Bent should lock it.

:O

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

Shackled Phoenix

Mar 22, 2005, @ 01:21 AM

:locked:

:fuctup:

Rubba Duck

Mar 22, 2005, @ 09:01 PM

Outrageous Cheek

Mar 22, 2005, @ 11:41 PM

:lol: Rubba one thing you have to understand is: DJ is DJ. He swears at you and calls you the most disgusting things you can even imagine. But he really is expressing his deep love for you.

Shackled Phoenix

Mar 22, 2005, @ 11:44 PM

when it comes to cheffer, he's expressing REALLY deep love o.-

Justice

Mar 23, 2005, @ 12:00 AM

Yes, Rubba; the more DJ insults you, the more he loves you.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

ilia

Mar 23, 2005, @ 06:11 AM

Yes, Rubba; the more DJ insults you, the more he loves you.

He didnt even insult me once! :_(

DJ Cmon! Dont you lub me?! Say plz that Im an ignorant cunt and a fuckin jew like you did to everyone else! kthx :lol: