Average Penis Size?

[DJTheBaron]

I mentioned to mvb that i read brits have bigger dongs than yanks, on average, i think it was something liek 5.5 vs 6.2 but lets findout how wel endowed you internet fuckers are.

You may round up or down

[Outrageous Cheek]

Do I have to say what I picked? (Dont worry I was truthfull...Unlike all u fudgers who picked 8 and didnt have the balls to pick ur real size.

[DJTheBaron]

there is an option to set the pole to show the voters name, i kindly unselected that option, its just a bit of fun tho, no need to bullshit it

[Apocalypse]

I'll quite happily tell you the size of my shotgun if you wish, im not ashamed, Makes me laugh tho how some blokes think it's so important to have such a big wanger.

Fuck it i put my answer in.

[Mistress Crystal]

Am I allowed to enter the size of my dildo? :D

[Marb]

.....and didnt have the balls to pick ur real size.

Ball-size poll anyone?

:hawhaw:

[P$Ü(||0]

looooooooool i picked less than 3 :lol:

[00025]

Ok, I'll be truthful and tell you the size of mine. Just 5.5"(I voted for 6") and Im proud of it(Cause it gets more action than most of you :nyah: )!

[tom]

Oh mang, DJ has issues. <3

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

lol DJ! I don't have a penis, but if I did, I bet it would be... hmm... big!

[Mistress Crystal]

lol take these results with a grain of salt. ;)

one of the 8 inchers is Herbie. he's clear, blue, and glows in the dark. :D

[Marb]

I bet the monster is also Mistress's.
It's name would be...erm..Last Resort, it's color black, rock hard, and
it's name should speak for itself. *Rolls over floor*

I refer to my sub-name-title-thingie for any replies aimed at me.

[Outrageous Cheek]

I truthfully picked 6...but im only 15...Gimme a break.

[DJTheBaron]

its all a bit of fun, whoever voted 2nd & 3rd alreayd knows my size :-P

i knwo im bigger than at least someone in the tlsc! but i found that out during a weird conversation while i was having gay mansex with him

a few of you have talked to my fiance, she tends to use words like god and so forth, but im sure monsters or minis have their own unique styles lol

and for the dow woman whos name escapes me right now, your purple dildo is 8" in girth right?

[Outrageous Cheek]

Mistress Crystal...(I think she's a lesbo)

[DJTheBaron]

bi wasnt it?

in fact lets just talk about her while shes not here, ive never met her, not once, and ive known she eats muff for about a month now, fucking tlsc gossip, i tell ye, if your fit luv, i'll introduce you to the wife

[Outrageous Cheek]

Yeah I was going to double post and say that she might be bi...but the 60 second post delay reprimanded me.

[Mistress Crystal]

lol I'm very fit. I'm a female boxer. ;) But... alas... no such luck for you, nor the wife.

[00025]

I've read that Asians' penis sizes are smaller than caucasians and blacks. But we last much longer than any other races. Quite a trade off I think.

[DJTheBaron]

fit in the uk is a term for attractive, but you'd prolly kick the shit outa me

it does suprise me that the first thing people mention when they describe you syaing w ehave a new member is your sexualityy, justice hasnt known his fomr some time but it never seems to be a barrier, but some lezzers would be a welcome change to al the mansex on these forums

that reminds me, none of you fucks ever did save me in my hour of need on the sex request topic lol

Edit: thanks to neb for giving me a gay sig to repsresent all these gay posts

[Justice]

I've read that Asians' penis sizes are smaller than caucasians and blacks. But we last much longer than any other races. Quite a trade off I think.

My penis is actually average size. And it's usually a myth; asian peni are smaller, but not by very much.

[eXoRciSt]

Baron, you fucker.

[/<yle]

actually, its not a myth. they have done studys on it juicy... you just trying to compensate

[Marb]

I saw a show sometime, they dared this Asian pornstar to take down his pants. (Don't ask)..
It was like it got ripped off and they stuck a thumb on it instead.

[Apocalypse]

We need a photo album of all the members, i have to know what mistress looks like. All the bi's/dykes over in uk tend to be big butch bouncer type people with better goatee beards than most lads!

[MVB]

00025, you last at sex longer because you asians suck at sex, and can't generate enough good movement and frction to get yourselves off, even w hile inside a chick.

[DJTheBaron]

says the girtating mvb as he looks over the super tuna super doplhin thread thingy

[Outrageous Cheek]

LOL MVB.

Sumbudy got pooned

[eXoRciSt]

And id you did notice, azns have alot of endurence (at running),


so you would think that would add into sex.

[Justice]

azns have alot of endurence (at running),


Not necessarily. It really depends on what country.

[2biT]

Demon the hermaphrodite.

ill give you a clue to how i voted 'just say when'

[2biT]

one of the 8 inchers is Herbie. he's clear, blue, and glows in the dark. :D

Isnt that a hoover? or is that Henry i get confused somtimes..

[Outrageous Cheek]

I have no idea what those last 2 posts said.

[Justice]

Me neither.

I'm with tomato cutter; I'm confused.

[Outrageous Cheek]

Tomato cutter.......

Ok you know a joke sucks when it takes you 20 seconds to get it...then you dont laugh...

lol juicy...Try again

[Mistress Crystal]

Other than my DoW banners you kids aren't getting any photos. ;) There are 2 different banners I use for 2 different parts of my body.

If you want to see you'll have to buy the game and support THQ so they'll release more, better patches :D

[MVB]

You should put some patches over those in your banner/badges.

Haha I don't have a clue what the hell you put on your banners/badges b/c my graphics are tuned down, so every badge looks like a blob.

[Outrageous Cheek]

Haha, i'm sure it still turns on most of the straight lil boys here.

[/<yle]

Mistress, you said your a female boxer? mmm

[Delta]

lmao

[laserflip]

mistrss is a bulldyke? wtf! no wonder she argues so ferociously! p.s. im only 16 but i dont like to brag ;)

[Karmashock]

I beat a guy to death with my penis when tried to mug me in a bathroom...

[eXoRciSt]

HAHA karma, nice weapon

[DJTheBaron]

http://www.thefucksociety.com/photoshop/images/junglecock08.gif

[Apocalypse]

Something your trying to hide Mistress?

[Outrageous Cheek]

The silence speaks volumes.

[Justice]

to the 4 liars who said monster cock:

FUCK YOU.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[/<yle]

actually its quite possible to have one. around 3.5% of the population in the US has one...

[|AiTd|-Shepherd]

actually its quite possible to have one. around 3.5% of the population in the US has one...

Well Damn. At least I know im Average from looking at these posts. :jig:

[|AiTd|-Calvin]

00025, you last at sex longer because you asians suck at sex, and can't generate enough good movement and frction to get yourselves off, even w hile inside a chick.

well, i kinda doubt that bacause i believe China has the largest population of any coutry in the world, they must be feeling the love some where. :nod:

[/<yle]

http://remote.jettcomic.com/fpics/wizagra.jpg

no, they just dont have as satisfying sex as people who are better equiped

[|AiTd|-Calvin]

don't be afraid lads! Cuz size does NOT, i say NOT, matter. It is how you use the thing! You can be hung like a horse and your girl might not like you if not used right, and if a guy with a 5-6 incher knows how to use it they will rather be with him than the dude with the big one. :awesomewo

[|AiTd|-Calvin]

lol, why is that kid in a viagra add? i bet that kid doesn't even know there is other uses of his penis other than taking a leak. And when he gets a little older, i doubt an 15-25 year old would need that anyway. :lol:

[Justice]

Calvin. You don't get it.

Harry Potter? Wand = Wang?

*sigh*

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[eXoRciSt]

*sigh*.............












*sigh*

[DJTheBaron]

Im suprised at the 80-90% honesty shown in this thread, it also helps validate some quotes and national averages, btu we still have a few days to go before the polls close

next vote, girth! lol

btw once u fuckers all reg and become mroe active i'll slap together my orogional spamwar chalanges

[Justice]

90%?

that's terrible.

"monster cock?"

Please.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Outrageous Cheek]

well, i kinda doubt that bacause i believe China has the largest population of any coutry in the world, they must be feeling the love some where. :nod:

Right.

The women arent satisfied, so they keep doing it and babies are popin out everywhere.

[/<yle]

there have been studys and over 50% of azn/azn couples dont get pleasure from sex.

[Karmashock]

don't be afraid lads! Cuz size does NOT, i say NOT, matter.
Ron Jermy disagrees...
http://www.game-revolution.com/games/ps2/action/celebrity_deathmatch_ron.jpg


if he had a tiny wang, he'd never have gotten any...

[DJTheBaron]

Well the votes are in, im suprised at the general honesty surrounding the poll, i am removing 2 LessThan3" and 3 Monsters due to several comic votes mentioned on the forum or over msn, and hopefully we will have a reasonably truthful poll

Out of 30 serious voters, the results are as follows.

Poll Results: What is your penis size?
Poll Closed Nov 17, 2004 at 01:58 PM. Results Below.

<3": 0 Votes - 0%
4" : 0 Votes - 0%
5" : 2 Votes - 6.66%
6" :13 Votes -43.33%
7" : 6 Votes - 19.99%
8" : 5 Votes - 16.66%
9" : 2 Votes - 6.66%
>9": 2 Votes - 6.66%
Voters: 30. Thank You For Your Vote


To conclude, 43.33% of you slutty spammers seem to measure up to the national uk, usa and european averages, with 50% exceeding it, so all in all, we seem to have a very well endowed forum here. Congratulations gentlemen, now all you have to do is get off your computer, and loose your virginity.

[DrunkenUno]

Justice is totally <5 inches.

[Justice]

Shut the fuck up, you racist homoslut.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[|AiTd|-Calvin]

Justice is totally <5 inches.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Delta]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[eXoRciSt]

:oohoo: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lol: :lol: :lol: :pointandl

[/<yle]

:lol:

[Justice]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

What're we laughing at?

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[/<yle]

you you fucktard!

[eXoRciSt]

I cant read eh?

[Justice]

It's called IRONY, you retard, Demon.

I can read. You, however, can't.

You also don't possess any literary talents, I can see that.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[DivinerSage]

Ill admit I put my true penis size in there its 5 inches. I KNOW I KNOW!!! Not the greatest size one could have but some chicks dont like it that thick. ;)

[eXoRciSt]

But.. how could you not see that Justice?

[DJTheBaron]

im bigger than kyle and chef, but we still had 2 monster cock votes :errr:

[Outrageous Cheek]

LIER!!!!!!

DJ is Lieing! He admitted it to me in an email!!

see!?!?!

From: MyPPistoosmall@Hotmail.com (That's DJ)

< 3...im a unich

[Outrageous Cheek]

BTW, You may also reach him at.

ThreeCheers4MicroPenii!@Hotmail.com

Or

LookDownAndDiscoverWhyIOnlyDateGirlsWithGlasses@Ho tmail. com

Or

...Neutered@Hotmale.com