Cops are a pain in the ***

[vacio]

I just needed to rant about this dumb assed cop that gave me a ticket over 5 years ago for running a stop sign. . . . so tonight he catches me running another stop sign and i get a ticket. . .well that's not to bad, a ticket, oh well, but get this. . . .he says and I quote "Son, usually I cut people as many breaks as possible, but because I remember giving you a ticket for this same thing 5 years ago, I just can't convience myself to be nice to you and cut you a break"

I wanted to pull out my BB gun and cap him in the eye or something

ARRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

[eXoRciSt]

LOL

What an asshole.

[/<yle]

... damn. i live in the country, i run 3 stopsigns every day...

[Quietus]

You violated the law, and the law states that you get a ticket. He is not required to be a nice guy at all... but at least he does give some breaks.

Even if he doesn't give you any. :rofl:

[Larsson7]

Copowned!!

[DJTheBaron]

2 yrs ago i was supeaed or whatever by a cop for selling pirate stuff at nuts corner and causing a public disturbance, and evading an officer, complete with police statements mentioing i knowthis individual to be djthebaorn and i thens eem him do this this and this

phoned them, they asked me to call down, i said no, they call here, they said they would call down to the local station within a week, i said they would do it tomorrow, and they would do it at 3:30pm, to which they did, i then had them write me an apology but unfortunatley couldnt get my scanner to work, i do stil hoewver have a court supena thingy for a year earlier when some1 used my name again and they accused me of

selling socks, and mobile phone covers lol

stupid motherfucking coppers

[Larsson7]

Gotta love the PSNI :lol:

[DJTheBaron]

they shoudl have caled it nips like their first plan was

NIPS!

i love how the army and th epolice actually rev their landrover roadblock in unisin at flashpoints during times of riot because they get bored and want a fight

or when the big drumcree hit, that 11th night at like 5am a friend lies down in th emiddle of the woodstock road, 200 feet form the police station, to "roadblock" one landrover that was driving down the road, he was obviousily drunk, and then we physicially restraine dhim from going into the station becaus he "wanted a ruck" silly fucker

[vacio]

You violated the law, and the law states that you get a ticket. He is not required to be a nice guy at all... but at least he does give some breaks.

Even if he doesn't give you any. :rofl:


I'm a pizza delivery driver, this cop gives no one breaks, he was lieing off his ass.

[xicidis]

The cops in the town Vacio lives in are bad. They are liars, assholes, and they are about as dirty as you can get. I wish I was joking, but my dad's a lawyer and I know what's going on.

[Quietus]

Well that does suck, but I would have given you a ticket too. :lol:

[vacio]

ticket not what's bothers me, it was his fucked up conceded attitude, he was going to give me a ticket no matter what, why lie and rub it in a persons face?

[Quietus]

Yea I get what your saying... but just about everyone gets pissed at the cop for giving them any kind of trouble at all, ticket or not.

[vacio]

naw, you gotta understand, i've been pulled over a lot, i've been delivering pizza's for 4 years now, I'm used to it, but yeah, i get what your saying too

[Quietus]

Dominoe's with the 30 minutes or less thing? :rofl:

Your down to the wire, with 6 blocks to go, what do you do?

vrrroooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


:cop: :cop: :cop: :halt:

[vacio]

supreme court ruled that illegal b/c too many car crashes, but yeah, same idea

[Quietus]

Ahh, didn't know that. Closest Dominoe's is over an hour away.

[FluxX]

"I'm a pizza delivery driver..."

I feel your pain!

I got pulled over last year, around this time...

It went like this.

Older officer "Hey sonny, what are you doing? You driving like an IDIOT!"
Other older officer "Oh, he is a Pizza delivery driver..."

At this point, they realise I am not a drunk driver, and that I was pulling over at people houses, not because I was drunk and lost (or a thief checking for unlocked doors) but just looking for a house number.

So they acuse me of driving without insurance and get the younger officer with them to do all the work of filling out the forms. He was no hassle. (and belived me when I said I both had insurance, and was insured by the company!)

So, I have little problems, it seems only some people have attiutude, no matter what job they are in.

[Tank0]

i feel your pain


what i really hate are the quizmastercops .
you know the ones that start their talk with a question like " does the gentleman know what the speedlimit is ?" or "does the gentleman know what the fine is for driving without a safetybelt?" . i was so pissed of about the last ticket and the fact i didnt have a answer i began thinking about a respons .
a few months later i ran into a fresh quizmaster .

"does the gentleman know what the fine is for not wearing your safetybelt ?"
fully prepared i answered . " 35 euro but thanks for warning me i dont want to get a fine " it was beautifull not only did i outsmart him , i put him into a position he couldn't possinly fine me .

in the movies you see the good cop bad cop routine but here in belgium they have the dumb cop and even dumber cop routine .i got stopped on the dutch belgian border and they found the hash of a mate of mine . while the cops walked away to report it i heard the first ask the second " is that weed?" and the other answered yes . i wanted to correct them and educate them but i reconsidered ( the fine is higher for hash then weed ;) )

I have to admit if those guys are our only defense against terrorists we are in deep doodoo .

[tom]

Bah, you people need to be vigilant! Stay out of the fast lane around blind curves/underpasses, and keep watching your rearview mirror!

Watch out for those Luminas, Impalas, Mustangs, Caprices, Crown Victorias/Interceptors, and you should be fiiine.

And scan the horizon of course :P

[Justice]

Watch out for those Luminas, Impalas, Mustangs, Caprices, Crown Victorias/Interceptors, and you should be fiiine.

They have those cop cars now that are like ... green or blue or red (not cop colored cars) without the top lights ... they're "disguised" police cars that catch you speeding through intersections when you have your eyes peeled for flashing red lights.

[JADezimar]

We have such crooked cops in my hometown where I moved from its rediculous. If your out past 11pm Your gauranteed to be pulled over if you got more than 5 miles to drive. Every nite you have to fit in to your schedule that a cop will probabl pull you over. Then get comments like whered you learn how to drive. Oh check this out aint this a cool knife I think well book him for it...... Even though o0 Its not even illegal etc etc. -_-

[DRAX]

I wanted to pull out my BB gun and cap him in the eye or something lol funny as shit omg :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: omfg fall out of seat funny lol :lol: :rofl:

[P$Ü(||0]

things like that only happen in arkansas

[Quietus]

I can't wait to pull over some of you people. :rofl:

[vacio]

I'm more calm now, shooting him with a BB gun wouldn't be the smartest thing I've ever done.

[DRAX]

maby not but it would be funny as shit i would pay you do it

[Quietus]

Your want to shoot him with a BB gun, which likely won't kill or incapacitate him, and then he's going to either shoot you in return, or beat the shit out of you with a police baton.

Genius.

[Justice]

Yeah.

Not smart to pick a fight with a police officer.

Unfortunately enough. Stupid donut wasters.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[JADezimar]

Ya some officers have been known to beat the crap outta someone just for being flipped off. (which they dont have the right to do, But they still do it)