February 2005 TLSC Newsletter Released

[Justice]

The TLSC Newsletter (February 2005 issue) can be downloaded here:

http://www.tlsconline.com/newsletter/February 2005 HTML version.doc (http://www.tlsconline.com/newsletter/February%202005%20HTML%20version.doc)

Submissions for the March issue will close on Sunday, March 13th, 2005. Remember, if your articles or submissions are not in the February 2005 release, it's because space restraints prevent us from putting in too much "stuff." You WILL see your articles sometime in the future, I promise.

I haven't forgotten you.

:thumbup

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Cleary]

WOW!!! the newsletter owns!!

btw Welldone to the UT articles all ive got around to reading atm.. i will read the whole thing soon..

im glad for TLSC :D

[The Dark Messenger]

And the award for the longest article in the newsletter goes to... :D

Read it, looking forward to the next one immensely.

See, this is one of the things that makes TLSC unique. We are not just another faceless clan out there, we are a gaming group which actually cares about its member so much as to update for them in a (brilliantly presented) newsletter, better yet allowing the lowly grunts of the group to contribute too :)

Justice, and everyone who contributed, awesome job. Here's hoping to see more of your names in there in March :)

[tom]

:thumbup

[Flo]

A Big :thumbup from me too !!

Well done to All that Participated in making it happen. :howdy:

[Bentusi]

wait a minute. I get sensored but Angel gets to say Faggot!

I'M SUEING FOR LIBEL

[Justice]

No, it was "f*gg*t"

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Karmashock]

I was the only one that put in a peice on a specific forum?... you bastard. :D

[P$Ü(||0]

really really nice one. nice to see an owning screeny of me in the ut part muahahahaha

[eXoRciSt]

ah i wanted to do a socom II article :(

[Tank0]

:toast: :thumbup

[MVB]

Honestly, although I'm sure Justice will improve his craft as time goes on, I was more than impressed with his first effort, and with the efforts of all who contributed.

Well done Lonestars ... one more addition to give us more than just the average clanny look.

[ilia]

Next time I demand n00de chicks. :P

:thumbup

[Karmashock]

I promise I will never ever ever put porn on the forums again.

-Karmashock

[Bentusi]

LOL @ Karma. Gonna have to mod it out (no porn) but damnit I had that picture a while ago and lost it.

Thanks for putting it up again!

[Karmashock]

I didn't put porn! :tantrum:


I'll put the links up here and you judge.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Karmashock/happy/dessert.jpg


That is NOT porn. >:(

[Justice]

Surprisingly enough, I agree with Karma.

However, it depends on what your interpretation is. If you take it from the dictionary, porn is:

Sexually explicit pictures, writing, or other material whose primary purpose is to cause sexual arousal.

Under this interpretation, the latest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition would be "porn," but obviously we don't define it as such.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

i thought porn is when you can actually see body parts, the girl covered in chocolate is well... covered. i don't thinks it's porn...

[Bentusi]

i can distinctly see a nipple.

That counts, but whatever

[Justice]

Bent is a big boy, he can make his own interpretations for himself.

And I just realize that if I said, "Oh come here Bent, let's have hot mansechs," that would be an example of pr0n under the dictionary definition.

O.o

BUT ENOUGH TALK ABOUT PRON IN MY NEWSLETTER THREAD. RAWR.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Karmashock]

Surprisingly enough, I agree with Karma.
and surpizingly enough, you're right. Savor the moment, it won't last long.
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i thought porn is when you can actually see body parts, the girl covered in chocolate is well... covered. i don't thinks it's porn...
please, if that's porn then so is this:
http://www.elmachete.cl/cine/fotos/xmen/blue4.jpg

That's paint... what's the difference? One is sticky and good to eat... and one is not.

that's about it.
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Everyone agrees, I didn't post porn and Bentusiguru should kill himself at our easiest convenience.

KNEEL!
http://www.ultimatom.com/d20/dnd/images/Executioner.gif

[Bentusi]

there is clearly a huge difference between those two pictures.

Your 1st picture was clearly photographed for erotic purposes, as well as it contains nudity.

Your 2nd was done for the cinematic effect in a movie, and while the vast majority of it IS paint, you cannot clearly see any of the nauty bits.

We have young users on these forums Karma, that means no nudity, no porn, of any sort. If we do we can potentially have these forums taken away from us. So sit down, shut up, and admit that even you, who is right most of the time, can make mistakes. I was nice about it, go have a cookie if it upsets you that much.

[Karmashock]

there is clearly a huge difference between those two pictures.

Your 1st picture was clearly photographed for erotic purposes, as well as it contains nudity.

Your 2nd was done for the cinematic effect in a movie, and while the vast majority of it IS paint, you cannot clearly see any of the nauty bits.

We have young users on these forums Karma, that means no nudity, no porn, of any sort. If we do we can potentially have these forums taken away from us. So sit down, shut up, and admit that even you, who is right most of the time, can make mistakes. I was nice about it, go have a cookie if it upsets you that much.
I'm not admitting anything when I'm not bloody wrong... if THAT was porn, then so is this...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Karmashock/happy/Bubbles.jpg
OMFG NIPPLE!
neither is.

if anything this one is more erotic… she’s obviously more ‘ready’…

[P$Ü(||0]

that is real porn










http://funfire.de/bilder/funfire-de-1067372753-47.jpg

[Justice]

:wtf: @ Psycho's picture.

Bent does raise an interesting point, Karma. Sit down, shut up, and listen to the moderators.

On these forums, moderators are always right. You are always wrong.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[JADezimar]

And Justice is a moron.

[Bentusi]

no karma, you see in that picture the girl is wearing this nice little invention called a shirt. Thats why it's not porn

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

err, wearing the chocolate is just like wearing a tight, thin shirt, imo. you can barely see her nipple in the chocolate pic. you obvioulsy took a very close look, bent. :P

[Justice]

And Justice is a moron.


This is your first warning for flaming.


If you want to flame me, use the PM system. Don't spread dirty laundry across the forums for the moderators to clean up after you.


cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

Justice is a big fat meany!

[Polaris]

you forgot "smelly!"

[JADezimar]

This is your first warning for flaming

Well justice I did not asks for your bullshit in the stoned thread. That was none of your business. I spose you being the one directly affected is gonna be the one punishing me? Is it just me or do officers do not do crap until it directly affects them? Why do you not take it to pm system? Instead of being the one to always reply.

You being an officer should lead by example.

[Karmashock]

err, wearing the chocolate is just like wearing a tight, thin shirt, imo. you can barely see her nipple in the chocolate pic. you obvioulsy took a very close look, bent. :P
bingo... if paint counts then chocolate should count... and if seeing a bit of a nipple through the shape of the chocolate is porn, then seeing the same thing in the shirt is porn.

Now, please place your head upon the block... the crowd is getting bored.
KNEEL!
http://www.ultimatom.com/d20/dnd/images/Executioner.gif

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:lol:

[JADezimar]

__________________
DON'T CLICK THIS!

I could not resists though =/
Very techno, tance like which I enjoy.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:thumbup

[Polaris]

I could not resists though =/
Very techno, tance like which I enjoy.
and aparently you couldnt resist going off topic, either, eh?

[JADezimar]

and aparently you couldnt resist going off topic, either, eh?

Who else in this thread has not -_-. You are only feeding to the off topic posts.

[Polaris]

lol
good point

[Justice]

Is it just me or do officers do not do crap until it directly affects them? Why do you not take it to pm system? Instead of being the one to always reply.

Everything directly affects me, therefore, I care about everything. I just care to express myself in different ways. Just because I don't post in various threads in the forums doesn't mean that I don't know about the situation.

You should take it to the PM system as you are the one flaming me. If you have a problem with another member, it's your responsibility to resolve it. I have nothing personal against you.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Karmashock]

*lifts leg, pees on justice's shoe, walks on*

[Justice]

And I wouldn't punch you back, Karma.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Karmashock]

And I wouldn't punch you back, Karma.
that's to your credit... i'm a counter puncher. ;)

[Polaris]

that's why you drop kick him when he's not looking
if that doesnt work, pray you can run faster than he can

[Karmashock]

you can run... just not fast enough...

[Polaris]

ya never know what a short asian can pull on ya, man

[JADezimar]

My best Asian friend was 6' lol.

[Bentusi]

There's a vary large and distinct difference between the paint (where you can't see anything), the shirt (where you can see that yes, there is a nipple under that, but not the nipple itself), and the chocolate where you can clearly see the nip and the areiola. I will not kneel :)

In any case, it's not going back up. So there's no point in crying about it karma

[Karmashock]

In any case, it's not going back up.
I'm comfortable with you being wrong if you are. :)

[Justice]

Karma being stubborn?

O.o

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Bentusi]

I'm comfortable with you being wrong if you are.


But I'm not, so your going to have to be uncomfortable

[Karmashock]

But I'm not, so your going to have to be uncomfortable
No no, Bent. You're wrong, and we're all over it.

*bent tries to speak*

Zip it!

*bent tries to speak again*

ZIP IT *karma makes zipping hand signals*

[Bentusi]

*smiles gently*

Come along karma, it'll be ok. I'll take you to this nice house, with lots of nice people, and they'll put you in a nice white shirt that restricts your, apparent, seizures from making you flap your arms around like a lawnmower.

[Karmashock]

*smiles gently*

Come along karma, it'll be ok. I'll take you to this nice house, with lots of nice people, and they'll put you in a nice white shirt that restricts your, apparent, seizures from making you flap your arms around like a lawnmower.
*stands up and walks out of the room into the sweet sun light*


*bent realizes for one moment, that he's on the wrong side of the glass... but then goes back to mumbling*

[Bentusi]

there is no spoon

[Karmashock]

*hangs a left on sunset onto 26th st*

[Bentusi]

Acknowledgement and Acceptance of Terms

[Karmashock]

*bent notices some heavy breathing behind him... It's justice... with a tube of KY... and a distrubing grin*

[Bentusi]

oh god please no, why the fuck didn't I read the tiny print!

[Karmashock]

*makes left turn onto olympic and begins to whistle.*

[Bentusi]

*presses the button on the radio detentor for the bomb he installed under Karma's car*

[Karmashock]

*presses the button on the radio detentor for the bomb he installed under Karma's car*
*karma's windshield wipers come on and won't stop... Justice squirts some KY into his left hand and winks at Bent*

[Justice]

Useless spam? In my NL thread too?

>:(

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Polaris]

+2 pts for kama

spam++;

[Karmashock]

Useless spam? In my NL thread too?

>:(
admit it justice, you enjoyed Bent. :lol:

[Justice]

Nah, Bent's a nasty little spammer.

:P

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Karmashock]

Nah, Bent's a nasty little spammer.

:P
*looks at the ky smeared all over justice's hands and face*


I don't want to know what that means... *walks away quickly*

[Bentusi]

neither do I tbh...

*runs by Karma's car at a taffic light and slashes the tires*

[Polaris]

[jumps in bent's car and drives off]

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

with me!

[Karmashock]

neither do I tbh...

*runs by Karma's car at a taffic light and slashes the tires*
*or so bent has lead himself to believe has justice continues to pound him prison style in his padded room...*

sad sad man... :disagree:

[Polaris]

yay!
i get to keep the car!
*winks at neb*

[Justice]

*steamy windows*

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Bentusi]

this thread is hijacked so bad it's going to cuba

[Polaris]

this is why we had spamland, is it not?

spam++;

[Justice]

Apparently Stealth's nifty trick to eradicate Spamland backfired.

:dur:

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Karmashock]

this thread is hijacked so bad it's going to cuba
yeah, but it's happier this way... B)

[laserflip]

justice and karma you fail to realize that any thread you post in automatically becomes spamland ;). your post counts tell the whole story.

[tom]

ffs laser, let it die.

WELCOME TO TWO WEEKS AGO DOUCHE1!!!11!1!!1!1!11111forty-six

[laserflip]

forty six? where the hell did that come from?