Crysïs
Jun 22, 2009, @ 02:02 AM
What server are you currently on?
Dalaran
Please provide a link to your characters armory page: http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Dalaran&n=Crys%C3%AFs
Class: Paladin
Primary and Secondary Spec::
pvp spec.
What Professions do you have? Why did you choose these Professions?
BS/Mining. Y? They rock face. :)
What alts do you have that can assist our raiding core? Please provide their armory links.
no alts.
Please tell us any Real Life Infomation you would like to share. Your age is required.
17...In my free time I build forts out of cardboard boxes in my backyard, I'm planning to add a second floor to one pretty soon. I'm also addicted to ebay, itunes and chocolate covered fire hot cheetos. I steal one ball from the McDonald Playground's ballpit everyday in hopes of building my own soon. I've taken up bonsai - but I use tree branches cause those little trees are pretty damn expensive. This consumes a lot of my time because the branches keep drying up and dying. When I get bored I dig holes for the heck of it. I like to travel, just yesterday I went across the street to check the mail. I only get a chance to watch television a couple times every few years or so. I only watch the news that I Tivo, OJ murdered his ex-wife? Crazy! I'm writing a second children's book about the importance of material things, social status and plastic surgery. My first children's book was about a post-apocalyptic world run by cannibalistic human eating robots, it hasn't been published yet though. Fingers crossed. I'm waiting for a reply to my email to the President about my GI Bill not being able to be used for world domination. He should be getting back to me later on this week. I'm training my parakeet, Petey, to take care of all of life's tasks I'm not up for anymore, he already takes my calls and does all the grocery shopping. I'm counter-suing the local county sheriff. I took down the "Slow Children Playing" Sign on my street because I thought it was just mean. They arrested me. I'm out on $12.48 bail. Other than that I'm just your average human, with superhuman abilities. I know all 32 letters of the alphabet and all 56 states in the USA which is something like 98% of the population can't say. I only have one pet peeve. And that's the neighborhood kids that I play war with. They think their guns don't run out of bullets. And also they think they killed me but they don't understand that I put my force field on right before they shot me. Kids are so stupid. I also don't like dogs that wear clothes, talking horses, girls that continue to refer to themselves as Princess after they've reached 13, the word smorgasbord, the number 3 and the letter Y. I'm part of a one-man synchronized swimming team. Training's tough, but you gotta do what you love. I'm planning to enter the Olympics as my own sovereign nation in 2024. There's quite a bit of paperwork in declaring your residence its own nation. But I've got a moat, a drawbridge and a flag so that about covers the prerequisites. I dream in English that has been dubbed over in Chinese and has Spanish subtitles. I'm pretty sure I had a psychic dream last night that foretold the end of the world. Too bad I only know English cause that would be good to know. I read books from back to front because I don't like surprises. It's hard and takes a lot longer to read and frankly doesn't really make any sense, but it's totally worth it. I'm developing my own style of karate. I like to call it Bung Kwon Fu Do. I practice it on random strangers at the local Target. Update: I've been banned from all Targets in the tri-state area and am now practicing on random strangers at all the local Walmarts. There's lots of those everywhere... literally like every other corner. It takes a lot of coordination and planning, but they haven't been able to predict my next lesson yet. Thank goodness. Give me a couple years and it will be sweeping the nation... you'll see. I'm into extreme sports. I play Tetris with my eyes closed and use letters to complete Su Doku puzzles. I play poker with a trick deck of all Ace's. I like to have my cake and eat it too. I just don't understand why someone wouldn't... I mean, isn't that the point? Who's cake am I supposed to eat then? Can I not have cake and eat it? No. And while I could have cake and not eat it - if that's the case, then why want the cake? I often sit and just ponder some of the more complex questions in life: - What does cheese say when it gets its picture taken? - Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? - How on earth can slim chance and fat chance mean the same thing? - How do they get the deer to cross at those yellow signs? - When I erase a word with my pencil... where does it go? - Do fish get cramps after eating? - How does Tarzan not have a beard? - Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? It's things like this that keep me up all night. I've converted my bedroom into a miniature golf course. There was really only enough room for one hole, but I went ahead and put in a full 18. I once got a twelve holes in one. I sleep between the windmill and the clown in case you were wondering. I still eat Lucky Charms or Cookie Crisp every morning for breakfast. And lunch wouldn't be the same without a wholesome bowl of alphabet soup - it's tasty and educational. I'm developing an artificially mouse-flavored cat food. I've been medically diagnosed as an Arachibutyrophobiac - jelly sandwiches only please. I plan to open a restaurant whose only "Today's Special" is "So's Tomorrow." Just like ours, a calendar's days are numbered too. I think there's a deeper connection going on here somewhere. Someone should look into this... pronto. I've got a sneaky suspicion that those guys did put Humpty back together again. I went to a resort recently that had a restaurant that still had a smoking section so I created a peeing section in the pool. The management didn't care for it, but the kids had a blast. My guardian angel helps me with my math homework, but science not so much. I xeroxed a mirror the other day just to see what would happen. Not. That. Interesting. When you die you can't take it with you, yet so many people act like they're coming back for it. I don't have a solution but I admire the problem. Everyone always says to follow your dreams. Wish they'd told me that didn't apply to the one where you're naked at work. Time is not absolute. The length of a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on. If you can't convince them, confuse them. "A little nonsense now and then... is relished by the wisest men."
Describe your raid experience, Pre-BC if applicable, BC content, and WotLK content:Did some bc raids before Wotlk released.
Do you have Ventrilo with a mic? Are you confortable talking?
yes.
Tell us a bit about yourself, what makes you interesting?
read my real life information bio. :)
How involved in the game are you outside of raiding? Do you do instances, would you be willing to help a lower level quest and do instances? Be honest that is what we are looking for.
yea....always.....ima helper....
What would you offer to this guild and our team? Why do you want to join? Why should we accept you into the guild?
I would be a very helpful player & a great raider. I understand there is alot of melee dps in the guild already.. So i'm applying for FnF. I would offer a cozy atmosphere & will very dedicated in helping other players out with anything and I'm logged in Wow most of the time.I'm extremely good at what I do.. Which is dps'ing. I have Dual specs & will be happy to switch whenever needed. I'm available through out the whole week. I'll be logged on every day. If you ever need me for anything just throw me a whisper. I would benefit alot. :)
Dalaran
Please provide a link to your characters armory page: http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Dalaran&n=Crys%C3%AFs
Class: Paladin
Primary and Secondary Spec::
pvp spec.
What Professions do you have? Why did you choose these Professions?
BS/Mining. Y? They rock face. :)
What alts do you have that can assist our raiding core? Please provide their armory links.
no alts.
Please tell us any Real Life Infomation you would like to share. Your age is required.
17...In my free time I build forts out of cardboard boxes in my backyard, I'm planning to add a second floor to one pretty soon. I'm also addicted to ebay, itunes and chocolate covered fire hot cheetos. I steal one ball from the McDonald Playground's ballpit everyday in hopes of building my own soon. I've taken up bonsai - but I use tree branches cause those little trees are pretty damn expensive. This consumes a lot of my time because the branches keep drying up and dying. When I get bored I dig holes for the heck of it. I like to travel, just yesterday I went across the street to check the mail. I only get a chance to watch television a couple times every few years or so. I only watch the news that I Tivo, OJ murdered his ex-wife? Crazy! I'm writing a second children's book about the importance of material things, social status and plastic surgery. My first children's book was about a post-apocalyptic world run by cannibalistic human eating robots, it hasn't been published yet though. Fingers crossed. I'm waiting for a reply to my email to the President about my GI Bill not being able to be used for world domination. He should be getting back to me later on this week. I'm training my parakeet, Petey, to take care of all of life's tasks I'm not up for anymore, he already takes my calls and does all the grocery shopping. I'm counter-suing the local county sheriff. I took down the "Slow Children Playing" Sign on my street because I thought it was just mean. They arrested me. I'm out on $12.48 bail. Other than that I'm just your average human, with superhuman abilities. I know all 32 letters of the alphabet and all 56 states in the USA which is something like 98% of the population can't say. I only have one pet peeve. And that's the neighborhood kids that I play war with. They think their guns don't run out of bullets. And also they think they killed me but they don't understand that I put my force field on right before they shot me. Kids are so stupid. I also don't like dogs that wear clothes, talking horses, girls that continue to refer to themselves as Princess after they've reached 13, the word smorgasbord, the number 3 and the letter Y. I'm part of a one-man synchronized swimming team. Training's tough, but you gotta do what you love. I'm planning to enter the Olympics as my own sovereign nation in 2024. There's quite a bit of paperwork in declaring your residence its own nation. But I've got a moat, a drawbridge and a flag so that about covers the prerequisites. I dream in English that has been dubbed over in Chinese and has Spanish subtitles. I'm pretty sure I had a psychic dream last night that foretold the end of the world. Too bad I only know English cause that would be good to know. I read books from back to front because I don't like surprises. It's hard and takes a lot longer to read and frankly doesn't really make any sense, but it's totally worth it. I'm developing my own style of karate. I like to call it Bung Kwon Fu Do. I practice it on random strangers at the local Target. Update: I've been banned from all Targets in the tri-state area and am now practicing on random strangers at all the local Walmarts. There's lots of those everywhere... literally like every other corner. It takes a lot of coordination and planning, but they haven't been able to predict my next lesson yet. Thank goodness. Give me a couple years and it will be sweeping the nation... you'll see. I'm into extreme sports. I play Tetris with my eyes closed and use letters to complete Su Doku puzzles. I play poker with a trick deck of all Ace's. I like to have my cake and eat it too. I just don't understand why someone wouldn't... I mean, isn't that the point? Who's cake am I supposed to eat then? Can I not have cake and eat it? No. And while I could have cake and not eat it - if that's the case, then why want the cake? I often sit and just ponder some of the more complex questions in life: - What does cheese say when it gets its picture taken? - Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? - How on earth can slim chance and fat chance mean the same thing? - How do they get the deer to cross at those yellow signs? - When I erase a word with my pencil... where does it go? - Do fish get cramps after eating? - How does Tarzan not have a beard? - Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? It's things like this that keep me up all night. I've converted my bedroom into a miniature golf course. There was really only enough room for one hole, but I went ahead and put in a full 18. I once got a twelve holes in one. I sleep between the windmill and the clown in case you were wondering. I still eat Lucky Charms or Cookie Crisp every morning for breakfast. And lunch wouldn't be the same without a wholesome bowl of alphabet soup - it's tasty and educational. I'm developing an artificially mouse-flavored cat food. I've been medically diagnosed as an Arachibutyrophobiac - jelly sandwiches only please. I plan to open a restaurant whose only "Today's Special" is "So's Tomorrow." Just like ours, a calendar's days are numbered too. I think there's a deeper connection going on here somewhere. Someone should look into this... pronto. I've got a sneaky suspicion that those guys did put Humpty back together again. I went to a resort recently that had a restaurant that still had a smoking section so I created a peeing section in the pool. The management didn't care for it, but the kids had a blast. My guardian angel helps me with my math homework, but science not so much. I xeroxed a mirror the other day just to see what would happen. Not. That. Interesting. When you die you can't take it with you, yet so many people act like they're coming back for it. I don't have a solution but I admire the problem. Everyone always says to follow your dreams. Wish they'd told me that didn't apply to the one where you're naked at work. Time is not absolute. The length of a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on. If you can't convince them, confuse them. "A little nonsense now and then... is relished by the wisest men."
Describe your raid experience, Pre-BC if applicable, BC content, and WotLK content:Did some bc raids before Wotlk released.
Do you have Ventrilo with a mic? Are you confortable talking?
yes.
Tell us a bit about yourself, what makes you interesting?
read my real life information bio. :)
How involved in the game are you outside of raiding? Do you do instances, would you be willing to help a lower level quest and do instances? Be honest that is what we are looking for.
yea....always.....ima helper....
What would you offer to this guild and our team? Why do you want to join? Why should we accept you into the guild?
I would be a very helpful player & a great raider. I understand there is alot of melee dps in the guild already.. So i'm applying for FnF. I would offer a cozy atmosphere & will very dedicated in helping other players out with anything and I'm logged in Wow most of the time.I'm extremely good at what I do.. Which is dps'ing. I have Dual specs & will be happy to switch whenever needed. I'm available through out the whole week. I'll be logged on every day. If you ever need me for anything just throw me a whisper. I would benefit alot. :)