Wanted: Sexual Relations.

[DJTheBaron]

Well its official, i have now been without the comfort of a woman for a year, due to real life, financial, job and love life problems, for those who dont know, im engaugued but my fiance is in americia and i havent seen her in person for a year now, and wont be visiting intul febuary-april.

To be blunt, im a bit desperate.

So, will all applicants please sign this thread with their vital stastics and ways of seduction, im not picky.

[Larsson7]

ffs - Just go to Benedicts on any weekend if you are not picky!

[DJTheBaron]

its funnier to ask a group of intrnet people who are 99% male

if i wasnt such a gentleman i would have already pulled someone from the city centre, but its saturday night, and i find myself sitting on the lc forum...

you live local, mabye u cud stop by for a bit of **wink...wink***

[Larsson7]

its funnier to ask a group of intrnet people who are 99% male

if i wasnt such a gentleman i would have already pulled someone from the city centre, but its saturday night, and i find myself sitting on the lc forum...

you live local, mabye u cud stop by for a bit of **wink...wink***

OMG. Mansechs :drool:

But seriously - No.

[tom]

:rofl: :rofl:

[/<yle]

dj... omg rofl

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

I bet Justice will gladly give you some sex!

[00025]

let me think about it : ponder:

mansechs...hmmmm...well.....but that would hurt in the morning......ive decided....


NO!


edit:the ponder smiley's not working

[Justice]

Here.

You need some favors, DJ?

*wink & smack*

[Fragman]

:banana: :spam: :banana: :spam:

[Justice]

Frag.

You want some too?

come get it.

[Fragman]

hell no get away from me im a homofobic ill kill you :spam: :spam: :spam: :spam:

[Justice]

If you think this is spam.

That means your opinions from the last thread are theoretically bankrupt.

[/<yle]

Juicy... die. or get raped.

[DJTheBaron]

/me rapes justice

[Justice]

Lick lick lick.

[Blueviper]

frag man's sig owns

[Justice]

I knew you would say that.

:p

[eXoRciSt]

/me kills Justice

[/<yle]

... this thread... is WRONG!

[DivinerSage]

Have you tried Dolphin Sex? Ask MVB to "Hook-You-Up" I think he knows a few BottleNose hotties that are "bout-it-bout-it". I personally do not condone any turd burgleing, pillow biting, sword swallowing, tail gateing, butt pirating, *makes sure Flo aint around* Snoodling (he'd have something to say if he saw just the mere word snoodle its his new hobby apparently), Weinie Genieing, Penis Pilfering, Cock Smuggling, Wang Wafting, OR Scrotum Suckleing!!

All of these acts are not my idea of a "good time", and for any of those who are curious I have no advice for you I steer clear of all Fruit parties.

DJ I dont see why you asked this kind of question here you knew all the children (such as myself) would have to get in on it and drag in the more mature members of TLSC. By the end of it youll probably have drug MVB, Bentusi, Magus, Ummon, and possibly even Stealth.........WAIT stealth has already put in his 2 cents MVB is sure to follow. hehehe

[Marb]

Blueviper. To some people, FragMan's signature IS their sex-life.
And my god, get an inflatable ass or something some of you.

[MVB]

Must resist commenting ,... must ... can't

DJ you fag. I wouldn't bust your nut even if doing so meant getting paid 2 billion dollars while saving my life and the lives of my family and avoiding having to have sex with a German bodybuilder named Jurgen.

[Justice]

I wouldn't bust your nut even if doing so meant getting paid 2 billion dollars while saving my life and the lives of my family and avoiding having to have sex with a German bodybuilder named Jurgen.


Wow. That's quite a sentence.

:dur:

[/<yle]

Hey Juicy, Jurgen is calling

[DJTheBaron]

Thats only because you seen my vote on the penis poll

i'll be gentle michael

come to daddy

[Captain Salazar Snowberry]

DJ you fag. I wouldn't bust your nut even if doing so meant getting paid 2 billion dollars while saving my life and the lives of my family and avoiding having to have sex with a German bodybuilder named Jurgen.

MVB, you just won my vote on the "Funniest TLSC member" thread.

[Justice]

Hey Juicy, Jurgen is calling

I'll cockslap him so hard he'll fly off the bed and straight out the window.


cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Juggalo]

I'll cockslap him so hard he'll fly off the bed and straight out the window.


cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-


OMG LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL... what is your smallness going to do?

[Justice]

It was supposed to be cleverly ironic.

:meh:

Obviously, somebody doesn't get it.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Juggalo]

Nope, I didn't... I'll go smoke something and come back to se if it's funny...

[Juggalo]

Wow that was the fastest I ever smoked a bowl. well, still not funny...




:banana: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!! :jig:

[Bentusi]

I hereby declare this thread a Hazardous Material

*Puts on HazMat suit*

Any and All who looked at this thread need to go to the quartine room.. For all who said yes to DJ you are required to hop into the incine.. *cough* umm.. Santizing shower thing.

[/<yle]

So juicy, you admitedly were in bed with Jurgen?

[Justice]

He dragged me to bed. I cockslapped him out the window back to Germany, though.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[DRAX]

lol this is not a dateing web site rofl :wtf: :rofl:

[Apocalypse]

:wtf:

[Juggalo]

:blink: :wtf:

[MVB]

How 'bout dem Yankees?

[eXoRciSt]

They lost.

[Polaris]

what is this? an online locker room?

[Justice]

*COCKSLAPPED BACK THE COTTON FIELDS*

HAR.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Polaris]

justice, you make no sense whatsoever. did you ever learn any grammar? because this would be a great time to use it, esp correctly

[Delta]

::puts on haz mat:: thx bent.... is it the same sanitizing showers the jews went into at german camps :P

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:errr:

[Justice]

Actually, polaris.

Besides cApItAlIzAtIoN, it was a perfectly legitimate sentence grammar-wise.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[/<yle]

DIE GRUTZER

[Justice]

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[DRAX]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: